ChokeOnFunny

A compilation of Erik Myers clips from an old podcast we used to do. Rest in Peace buddy

My mom and I FINALLY get on the mic together

We are back and here to stay. In segment 1 we discuss where we have been..Chris's new apartment and how he has ban himself from the casino in Charlestown. We also discuss Chris's confusion about a girl known only as "Miss PinkBerry"...about Gach's new relationship and Chris having another debacle of a night with "The Stripper". In segment 2 we introduce you to a YouTube video called "Pressure Zone" (warning..it's very disturbing)..and Chris's new video project. Brian tell us about someone who is out to get him at his home and Keith shows up to reopen the topic of "Miss PinkBerry" and then the guys all team up to rip Chris apart. Enjoy!!!!

THE STRIPPER HAS ARRIVED!!!! As promised, we have the stripper in from the infamous Baltimore debacle and we have all our questions answered. Ever wonder what strippers do when it's there time of the month?.....ANSWERED!!! Are all strippers crazy abused drug addicts?....ANSWERED!!! Gianna is open and candid about it all...enjoy

In this show Chris gives an update on Erika's surgery and the guys talk about the evils of facebook. Charlie Sheen has lost his mind and the gang chimes in...and the infamous topic that could not be talked about finally gets breached...enjoy

In segment one Gach gets his iPad live on the air and Chris tells us about his debacle of a night out in Baltimore with a stripper. In segment 2 we find out that there is a thief amongst us, and Brian goes off on the snowfall which caused him a 7 hour 10 mile commute. We finish up by talking about Erika's upcoming photo shoot and Chris has something to say about that....enjoy

This show is about everything and nothing. We discuss Gach's aftermath from buying the lottery ticket, American Idol, overdraft fees, Brian's run in with the "Penis Guy" when he went to hook up his cable (pun intended), and apparently Gach is a Wizard. Enjoy.

After another long sabbatical the guys talk about Gach's Christmas dinner with the porn star, and a shit-tastic New Years that was had by all. Gach then shows the true depths of his neuroses by FREAKING out with worry when we make him by a Mega Millions lottery ticket. In segment 2 Chris messes with some 20 year old gullible females and Gach freaks out about his mother getting the iPAD that he so desperately wants. We discuss a friend of ours who is actual on the reality show "Bridal Plasty" and we round it out by touching on the Seattle Seahawks 7-9 division winning record.

In this show we discuss Chris getting caught in a pathetic lie and about Gach going to his first "Hot Yoga" class. We then discuss more about Gach's weight loss and make plans to shoot a "Rocky Montage" like workout video with him. Brain tells an interesting story about working for a retail store and then Gach trumps it with something even more disturbing. We round this one out by deciding to start a celebrity death pool. Email your selection to ChokeOnFunny@gmail.com if you would like to play along.

Let's talk about sex. We have Brandi Morehead in to discuss her sex column at George Mason "Everybody Loves MoreHead". We talk about sex. halloween and drinking. Brandi pretty much takes over this one...for better or worse...you decide.

In this show we discuss Chris's new video that everyone hates and about how Gach's divorce is actually final and apparently he's suppose to have a party??? Chris is writing a play except he has no story for it. And then the wheels fall off when Chris makes a statement about the bravery of cancer survivors and is misunderstood by the guys, who now think he hates people who have cancer as well as hating the mentally challenged.

In this episode we discuss the launch of the ChokeOnFunny website (ChokeOnFunny.Com) and then we talk about Chris's awkward audition for a herpes awareness psa. We talk about Gach not posting the podcast right away and take a look at a std dating website. We then get sidetracked talking about Erik Myers,(the original co-host of the show), and his appearances on a show called Pancake Mountain, where he dresses in a cape and a gold hat, dancing with a puppet?????

In segment 1 Gach has a battle of wits with a door to door salesman and then tells us all about his parents and their struggle with technology. Brian is appalled with Chris's behavior regarding a bartender (that Chris knows very well) at Hardtimes and then Brian tells us about an interesting date. In segment 2 we find out how far we would go to get with a "hot chick" and Gachs Ray Charles blindness about women who are blatantly flirting with him. We wrap up with a discussion about bringing in a female co host and who might be a good selection.

We pretty spend this entire episode taking about the disaster that was Chris's "date". And that is "date" with heavy quotation marks. We also discussed Gach running a 5k and Brian saving his buddy's life. Some talk about the current football season is had..and hilarity ensues. Hope you enjoy.

In segment 1 we discuss a new theme song, rapping, Chris being forbidden from talking anymore about his ex, and him meeting a girl. We move on to porn stars and why Keith can't be gay. In part 2 Gach fills us in on an outlandish "Wipeout esque" race he is doing called "Tough Mudder" and the boys almost piss themselves while Gach explains what goes on inside a Weight Watchers meeting. We round it out my discussing "Big Girls" and how they are sexy. Enjoy

In segment 1 we ask.."Who is listening"? Apparently people are listening but we demand to know who. We then hit on match.com and why Chris doesn't trust women. The guys slam the plans for "Fairfax Rap 2" and we discuss athletes and their countless illegitimate children. Segment 2 continues with talk about the athlete babies and we talk about a naked college football player who was in the wrong house and arrested by cops. We then jump into our favorite segment "What Would Mel Say". Gach talks about his trip to Jersey and we fade into the night. Enjoy.

So somehow the entire second segment got deleted from my computer...I don't know how but it did. So in this 1 hour show that ends rather abruptly....we introduce Keith another potential Erik replacement and then we talk about Chris's American Idol audition. We uncover Gach's childhood nickname and we talk about how Chris does magic to meet women. We also talk about Chris's upcoming youtube projects..such as "The Fairfax Rap 2" and the "What Do I Have To Do To Be Famous" song. After that things fall apart because my computer deleted the rest..so I hope you enjoy the First hour and I promise that the second hour was awesome...however you will never hear it. Oh well...Enjoy

We are back guys. We start off the show by talking about the nightmare that is Hollywood Casino at Charlestown Races. We then discuss Chris's upcoming audition for American Idol on August 3rd. Brian fills us in on his most recent trip to the hospital and we discuss our feelings on the Mel Gibson tapes.

In segment one we discuss Gach's trip to Las Vegas and Chris's trip to the Fairfax Fair. We Then delve in to Charlestown Races and Slots and their unveiling of "table games" on July 2nd. In segment two we talk about Chris quitting smoking and then him failing at quitting smoking. We talk about how much Brian and Gach hate World Cup Soccer and Chris wants to know why the men who play soccer always seem to be very attractive. We round out by thanking Kevin Costner for fixing the oil spill. "If you build it.....they will come....and use it to clean the ocean".

In segment one Chris discusses his attendance at the "Black" wedding...(easy guys...the grooms last name is literally "Black"). We then move on to wedding gift etiquette. Gach fills us in on all the F bombs dropped on the MTV movie awards show and Christina Aguilera turning back into a whore. In segment two we talk about new developments in the death of Gary Coleman and later discuss the "Aristocrats" joke. We discuss the new homicide situation that Joran van der Sloot finds himself in (the man who supposedly is responsible for the disappearance of Natalee Holloway). Then we talk about Chris's new venture as a movie critic and get a bit lost playing with soundboards. We talk briefly about the Nats and Brian and Gach's baseball careers. We also start a celebrity death pool that we want all the listeners to get in on. We finish up with Brian's aggravation with traffic and his twisted idea to make it more entertaining.

In segment one we introduce our guest host, Brian Hohein. After a few hellos we delve into some of Chris's youtube videos, and then discuss the season finale's of Lost and 24. After spending much of the first hour on the Lost series finale (Which Chris hated and Gach liked) we talk about both Chris and Gach starting the hell of a workout which is known as P90X. We round out by discussing Chris's theory that male photographers are just guys who want to take pictures of naked chicks. In segment two Chris tells a story about a time he went on an audition and a crippled midget in a wheel chair stole his head shot. We talk about Glee and Chris and Brians hatred for Lady Gaga and Johnny Depp. Brian decides to tell us that Boondock Saints 2 sucked and Chris decides to start doing movie reviews and put them up on youtube. We finish up by playing the very funny audio from a video on collegehumor.com called "The Unanswered Questions From Lost"

After a long break we bring you the fourth episode of the ChokeOnFunny radio show. With Erik Myers still off doing stand up comedy...we bring in Chris's girlfriend Erika and her friend Antionette. After the introductions we discuss Chris's romance assignment from the first show and talk about how Antionette would never date Chris. After we asked the girls what they would do if they found themselves in a "Tiger Woods" situation. We also discuss a charity event that Gach did and his neuroses associated with mcing that event. In segment two we hit on Gach getting a manicure and a pedicure, we talk about what actor/actresses we look like and what our favorite movies are. We round out the second hour by answering the famous questions that James Lipton asks at the end of every episode of "Inside the Actors Studio.

In hour one we talk about what would happens if Erik and Chris tried to do each others stand up routine on stage and what Chris's mom thinks about the language he uses during the radio show. Then we delve into the loser 20 somethings that still celebrate 420 as if it were an actual holiday. We try to give Erik more woman advice and Chris gets upset that he can not do certain "racial" material. In hour two we touch on the new iphone and the world of facebook and twitter. We talk about a Cambodian midget fighting league that took on an african lion and lost miserably and then talk more about little people and the world of reality tv. Finally we talk a little bit about the movie "Kick Ass" and Chris gives his review of the "Double Down" sandwich from KFC.

In hour 1 the guys talk about Eriks two horrible dates and then discuss annoying "Bitches and Sluts" girls. Later, Chris feels that he has lost his game with the ladies....we hear about Gachs trip to the apple blossom festival, and learn of an amazing new KFC sandwich called the "Double Down". In hour 2 we eat real crickets and larva that were bought from Hot Topic and give you our thoughts. We talk about Ben Roethlisbergers problems off the field and Gachs run in with some Hari Krishnas at his apartment complex and what happened when they knocked on the door of a bunch or Mormons that live below him. We wrap up by giving you the world premier of Chris's new song spoof "Why Won't She Cook", a parody of the single "Breakeven" by The Script.

The "Inaugural" edition of the "ChokeOnFunny" radio show with your hosts Chris, Gach, and Erik. In the first hour we get to know the guys, and then discuss man grooming as well as Chris and Eriks man-date to the movies. We then hit on Eriks epiphany that is the internet and discuss the worst haircuts we have ever received. Chris insults Eriks looks and gets thrown under the bus causing a problem between him and his girlfriend. In hour two we introduce the segment between Chris and his girlfriend Erika (not to be confused with Erik) called "Chris and Erika Disagree". In this segment we uncover that Erika "salts" her room to protect her from demons, leading the guys chide her and also divulge their own idiosyncrasies. We wrap up the show with a discussion about the size or lack of size of Eriks penis.