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The Cuomo brothers were confident that their natural charm and affability could sway any crowd, and it was with this confidence that they chose to perform before one stunned silent. “15 Counts?” asked Chris Cuomo, “I mean come on this Jabroni can't even count that high!” “Oh that high, huh?” Replied Andrew Cuomo, who thumb-pointed toward his brother. “He's gotta be high if he thinks he's smarter than me!” “That's what separates you and me big bro, I think!” Chris tapped his head for emphasis.“Therefore I am, betta' than you!” “Why You—!” said Andrew and before a shocked crowd, put his brother in a headlock and started to give him an affectionate noogie. He stared up at the crowd then, mouth agape in a panting smile that asked, get a load of us huh? With his head still under his brother's armpit, Chris addressed the crowd. “And what's all this about assault? Look at this mook, he can't a-salt anything, not even his own gravy!” “Oh!” Andrew said and dropped the headlock. He took a few steps back and thrust his hands into the air, kept them spaced apart like a football goal post. “You're gonna hurt an Italian's pride talking like that, what's a matter ‘witchu? Ma might be out there!” “Yeah, out there's right!” Replied Chris, “Like when I'm at his house and he starts cooking, I'm out there!” “C'mon wiseguy!” Said Andrew and he put his fists up and pumped them in a way that evoked the image of the fighting Irish. “Come on old man!” said Chris, and they both put up their fighting Irish stances, really committing themselves to the act. Bobbing and weaving, and placing fake jabs. They went on like this for several moments before Chris went in for what seemed to be a real punch to Andrew's face but at the last minute, the fist slowed and converted to a closed hand with two fingers sticking out, pointer and middle extended like a pair of scissors. Which Chris used to poke each of Andrew's eyes simultaneously. Had the demonstration been a cartoon, the poke would have no doubt been accompanied by a doink! Sound. “Yowch!” cried Andrew who stumbled back theatrically, temporarily blinded. Unrelenting in his assault, however, his brother Chris finished the act by yanking Andrew's pants down to his ankles —red heart boxers exposed to every silent soul in the crowd. Andrew made a yelp at this and pulled his pants back up. His sight returned to him a few seconds later and with full visual clarity restored, he returned the favor by poking his smug-faced brother's eyes and pulling his pants down in much the same manner. When Chris finally recovered his sight and pants and all, he returned the favor to his brother who in turn re-visited the assault on him, and so on and so forth for several, long, excruciating moments. And during this all, not a soul beyond those two made a sound. The ordeal would have lasted much longer had the duo not been interrupted by three sharp cracks from a Judge's gavel. “ENOUGH” commanded the stern-looking judge. “Gentlemen return to your seats, or I will have each of you on contempt!” The brothers returned to their seats, heads low. The judge then motioned for the clerk of the court to repeat herself, free now of any future interruptions on the threat of being held in contempt. “Thank you, your honor,” Said the clerk and she cleared her throat before continuing. “The ladies and gentleman of the Jury find, Andrew Cuomo guilty on all 15 counts of sexual assault and sexual misconduct—” Topics discussed on today's episode include: Eviction Wave, eBay Pinkertons, The Luv Guv, Pod Save The Internet, Slashing Pandemic Plan, and More! Airdate: 08/03/21 - https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1106804344
We're poppin' bottles over Zoom as we lovingly and tenderly deliver you the Best Disney Baby bracket: - Shoutout to Michael D for recommending this topic on the Mouse Madness Discord channel! - We made it a family camp reunion by inviting first-time guest cohost and tiebreaker Amanda to the show. - Chris talks about one of his all-time Disneyland memories, and it involves a baby. - The gang did their best to drink like babies in this week's Spoonful of Sugar Segment. - Our surveyed demographic was particularly fond of one specific Disney Baby who is quite new to the whole Disney Baby scene. - There were some great lil babes out there, so we reviewed a handful of some of the cutest (and not-so-cute) Missed the Dance entries ever. - We goin' baby as we announce the Field of 16. - Kyle is going to go ahead and assume babies have paranormal abilities. (Which Chris later confesses to having.) - Kyle suppressed his Tarzan prologue trauma. - Babies: How useful are they? - Is there a Will Turner/Tarzan connection? - How do Baby Yoda be poopin'? - Was Michael Jackson channeling Rafiki during his infamous hotel balcony stunt? - Kyle goes to bat for the Dalmatians (like always). Got a rebuttal? Want to be a tiebreaker host? We'd love to hear from you: Email us at mousemadnesspodcast@gmail.com Tweet us @MouseMadnessPod Follow us on Instagram @MouseMadnessPod Chat with us on Discord: discord.gg/qwpqAWA Join or Facebook Community: fb.me/MouseMadnessPodcast
We take a slight break from reviewing new content introduce a brand new segment! THE DIRECT DEBATE! We welcome The Direct's Jack Pues and David Thompson to help us discuss who is the best Chris in the MCU?We also break down the best way to watch The Snyder Cut as we gear up for the much-anticipated director's cut. And finally, we vent our feelings about James Cameron and Avatar surpassing Avengers: Endgame as the highest-grossing movie of all time. And for EVERYTHING you need to know about The Falcon And The Winter Soldier, check out our BONUS Primer Episode. TIMECODES2:00 - Quick Question7:22 - Sizzle Reel9:18 - How Will You Watch Snyder Cut?12:41 - Avatar Takes Box Office Record Back15:49 - Cumberbatch NOT Grand Admiral Thrawn17:52 - The Direct Debates (Best MCU Chris)20:06 - Which Chris Has the Best Humor?32:27 - Which Chris is Best at Drama?41:36 - Which Chris Has the Best Action?50:29 - Which Chris Has the Most Swag?58:11 - SURPRISE QUESTION1:04:39 - Rebuttals1:12:21 - Final Thoughts1:30:17 - Weekly RecsOutro Music: Empty by Juice Wrld
Land-Grant Holy Land’s newest podcast series, Stick to Sports, will be unlike any podcast you’ve heard on the Ohio State beat. Your hosts, Tia Johnston and Matt Tamanini, will (of course) talk Ohio State football, but the primary focus of the show will be on what’s going on around the periphery, such as weird/funny happenings in college football and the sports world at large, as well as other things that keep us interested in between games, whether that’s pop culture, social media trends— you name it. In celebration of what was supposed to be Rivalry Week, we begin the show by firing off some of the funniest Michigan jokes we could find on the internet (feel free to tweet us your best one’s anyway) before getting into some of our favorite pop culture rivalries. (Think: Pepsi vs. Coke, Which Chris is the best Chris?, etc.) Then, quite literally seconds later, we receive word that the Ohio State/Michigan game has, in fact, been canceled. Don’t worry, we kept all of the above (including our reactions to the cancelation) in the audio because, well, we love to hate Michigan whether there’s a game or not. On the second half of the show, we discuss the Final 4 of our Chip Bracket (Go Bold Chex Mix!), and who we think should move onto the Grande Finale. However, it’s no longer up to us— it’s ALL up to you! Head to @LandGrant33 on Twitter to cast your vote for which chips you think deserve to be in the 2020 Chip Championship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! In episode , “Too Fat for our Armor” about Drew Goddard’s Bad Times at the El Royale, your hosts Mary Kay McBrayer and Mary Beyer welcome on Kelli McAdams, co-founder of the podcast #Book Squad Goals. They answer important questions like these: Which celebrities would you draft into your cult? What genre is this movie? What elements of horror did you see in this movie? Who did Rose kill before? Are we supposed to believe that she killed her dad, too? Which Chris plays the devil in this movie? Which Chris is the hottest? Was there any one scene in particular that was “scary?” What’s the point of the Manson family reference? Is the El Royale a real place? Who was on the tape? Did you like the structure of this movie? Could this movie have been a play? What was your favorite line from this movie? Who would you steal from each host’s cults? Bad Times at the El Royale (2019)—Directed by Drew Goddard, Performances by Jeff Bridges, Chris Hemsworth, Dakota Johnson, Cynthia ErivoGenre: Horror, Thriller, Suspense, Mystery, Drama, Cults, 1960s, Conspiracy TheoriesWhere to watch: HBOSummary: The El Royale is run-down hotel that sits on the border between California and Nevada. It soon becomes a seedy battleground when seven strangers -- a cleric, a soul singer, a traveling salesman, two sisters, the manager and the mysterious Billy Lee -- converge on a fateful night for one last shot at redemption before everything goes wrong.Links: #Book Squad Goals--Kelli's podcast!
When is a sequel a prequel? Is a soft reboot a sequel? What the hell is the Godfather part 2?Tristan & Chris tackle these questions head on and arrive at some conclusions. Or do they?...Tristan also reminds Chris that Chris’s favourite sequel is Spider-Man 2. Which Chris had forgotten. As sequels go, episode 2 was probably better than this one. Police Academy films not discussed this week:* Police Academy* Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment* Police Academy 3: Back in Training* Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (remember that one?)* Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach* Police Academy 6: City Under Siege* Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow
Brian Fritz from The Between The Ropes Podcast returns to talk about ESPN's 30 for 30 Documentary "The Nature Boy."The Digressions:-Sign up for BTR's Facebook Page. They are awesome answering questions.-Which Chris would you buy stock in: Evans, Hemsworth, Pine?-You always want to be friends with people with Australian accents-Ric Flair had his own podcast-Brian isn't watching 205 Live-Ric Flair was struck by lightning-He also survived a plane crash-Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat-Brian's appearance on Total Bellas-The Cosmic Geppetto Panelists are in demand. They have guested on: * Mystery Men Minute * Mad Max Minute * Neverending Minute * Dueling Genre Productions' Spider-Man Minute
Rick, Sam, Chris and Kevin are here this week with Joe taking care of some personal business. It's a short show. Which Chris has been waiting for for a long time. Contact us: GamerHusbands@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter: @GamerHusbands Follow us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/gamerhusbands
In segment one we introduce our guest host, Brian Hohein. After a few hellos we delve into some of Chris's youtube videos, and then discuss the season finale's of Lost and 24. After spending much of the first hour on the Lost series finale (Which Chris hated and Gach liked) we talk about both Chris and Gach starting the hell of a workout which is known as P90X. We round out by discussing Chris's theory that male photographers are just guys who want to take pictures of naked chicks. In segment two Chris tells a story about a time he went on an audition and a crippled midget in a wheel chair stole his head shot. We talk about Glee and Chris and Brians hatred for Lady Gaga and Johnny Depp. Brian decides to tell us that Boondock Saints 2 sucked and Chris decides to start doing movie reviews and put them up on youtube. We finish up by playing the very funny audio from a video on collegehumor.com called "The Unanswered Questions From Lost"