Daily tips, quotes, inspiration and laughs . . . and maybe some disagreements
Have you ever felt like punching a co-worker? You're not alone! Maybe try asking them what they're interested in first. What will Aloe Vera, Endive, Hot tea with lemon, Molasses, Prunes, prune juice and watercress help with?
Giant Fruit Bats! On a world map? Do you worry about how often you go? Is it an obsession? 90% of this happens under water . . .
Ever had moose cheese in the valley of fire after getting your beauty sleep? Are chinese stars for left handers or right handers? Teddy Roosevelt had what built?
Are you being paid enough? Do you buy your horses touch screens? Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand . . . except water and potato doughnuts! Did you have a clean sweep this morning? Remember to follow the golden rule folks!
Does being left handed help you return food more politely? No. Why would you put a volcanic rock in your soup? Does it have anything to do with laughing and yoga? Probably not. Why does your poo smell worse to others? Shibboleth? Maybe. Was Sonny Liston supposed to defeat Cassius Clay? Yep
Would having 11 fingers help you open nail polish? Maybe it would help you churn butter. Talk in terms of other people's interests. Savvy? Ever been caught in an insect rain poo storm?
Have you ever looked through your friends medicine cabinet . . . looking for a conversation? A new dish? Star? Need a tip on how to feel like anxious or depressed?
Don't take this for granted! The odds are 1 in 649,740 after all. What annoys Carrie? Besides Bob! Don't feed your Snickers to a horse! Even after hearing this!
There's pee, saliva and vomit in this episode . . . which matches up to which: Coffee Grounds? Swimming Pools? Laundry?
And the winner of the first academy award received it in . . . ? Was that before or after the first president born in a hospital was born? Which pawed is you dog? Does that have anything to do with googly eyes? You may be a duffer on the golf course, but who were the original duffers? Will Carrie enter the tunnel of worms? What if they glow?
Where did the presidents busts go? Who's the sixth in line to the president?
Could you use this or will you use it? You will! Who were the hot stuffed peppers? Did they suffer from nyctalopia? Had they ever been kissed? Would you rather have Chocolate in your belly or a kitten massaging it?
What ability would John D. Rockefeller pay more for than any other under the sun? Heart sight? Maybe. Want to soften butter quicker? How much toilet water do you use? Was the e-cigarette invented in the ... ?
Deja Poo again? Was that big foot? Be a good listener and don't get your hair in a tangle! You don't want to end up on Grub Street. If it's windy, just stick a coin in it.
When did the lights go out in Brussels? Did you smile at your colon exam? Did you trip on a fish? What do you know about almonds? Wisconsin? Do you say "origin" the right way? Practice your introduction!
Did the Beatles come to America because Lady Godiva rode naked through the streets? When might drinking water give a cat the cobbywobbles? Are you named after a relative? Does Bob's nom du plume suck? Remember to win people gently and quickly admit when you're wrong.
Why doesn't Yeti like our intro? He'd probably rather be in a Free Spirit Sphere! What leaves do silkworms eat? HInt: Not ice cream bread What are the odds of becoming a pro athlete? Yell it next time you're in the bathroom. And remember, don't be vague! Be wrong!
Earthquakes in Italy, % of weight the shell of an egg is. Can you see a whales poop from space? Whats the R(AVEN) technique? Which two states had African American senators in 2013? REMEMBER PEOPLES NAMES!!!
Snow White . . . Shakespeare's second wife? Did Mozart die young? Skating fanatic? Then go to Spain. University in DC that's not Georgetown. LEARN PEOPLES NAMES!!! What does "ctrl" + "shift" + "T" do? Are you pooping more than x times a day? Less? Is there seepage?
Interrupted by a Yeti, more tips, trivia and info
Cucumbers, Thanatology, Edgar Allen Poe, and death noodles!
What's a logjam? Did you say piggly wiggly? Listen! Did I say I'd work out?
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