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Combat Veteran Humor ***WARNING*** ***EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND CONTENT *** ***NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED***

Danger Close


    • May 14, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 30m AVG DURATION
    • 74 EPISODES


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    Guess who’s back?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 13:21


    Gas shortage, Keystone Pipeline, Vaccines, Fat people and Hippa

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    You just fucking wait

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2020 21:14


    I’m over the damn riots.

    Doomsday 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2020 19:56


    What a crazy time

    New podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2020 12:10


    Just listen Linda

    TP Apocalypse Pt. 1 & 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020 44:32


    Panic buying / Corona Virus / Wash your ass

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    Runner Zombie Energy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2020 17:26


    How not to be a nasty POS

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    This is gonna hurt

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2020 20:27


    Just listen

    Being a Cheap-ass, Illuminati Doctors and Pottery Class Pt. 1 & 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2020 33:34


    Cheap tools / Harbor Freight / Being Rich/ Illuminati Doctors / Rich Hobbies

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    Can you see the ear??

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2020 21:24


    Coby Bryant / Impeachable Bullshit / Creating Angles

    Where’s the F#*kin’ Cat?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2020 11:23


    Meditation Fiasco

    Getting Jacked with Serena Williams

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2020 19:43


    Find your inner Tennis Player

    Smart Shit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2020 18:20


    Meditation and carving new neuropath ways

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    Hydrate or die

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2020 16:54


    Getting back in the gym, recovery, diet, hydration and getting your dick bitten off

    Loud shit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2020 16:55


    Back again

    Smoked

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2019 17:03


    Being dog ass tired

    Big Pappa SAS

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2019 19:48


    Buckle up

    buckle
    Trained Hobo-Assassin

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2019 21:30


    Welcome back asshole

    Walk away

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019 15:17


    Interesting

    WHOS YOUR DADDAE??!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2019 18:08


    Happy Saturday

    happy saturday
    Minty Fresh Tourettes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2019 23:10


    You can’t make this shit up

    Pre-GAINZ DAY!! : Got Balls??

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2019 21:50


    Sack up. Play time is over...

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    M8B Write-In: One Shot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2019 22:36


    Going all out

    Zero Dark Shithead

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2019 35:01


    Texas/ Everyone carries/ Zero Dark head/ federal buildings / Honest moments

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    M8B Write-In: Gelatinous Ponzi schemes and weird waitresses

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2019 22:21


    Father’s Day/ Early/ GEL/ Ponzi Schemes/ freak restaurant staff

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    M8B Write-In: Bury yourself

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2019 11:12


    Inappropriate gym etiquette

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    The Move

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2019 40:11


    Discrepancies/ Bullshit analytics/ podcasts on Mars/ patience/ gas mask runs/ toothpaste shit/ killer workouts/ cardio

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    GAINZ-DAY!!: A coming to Jesus meeting pt. 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2019 40:43


    Paying your dues / putting in the roadwork/ stop making excuses/ no one cares

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    You’re not a good boxer if you’re dead

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2019 23:39


    Early / Upcoming videos / naturally loud / not getting rich / $3.50 / Hard to be a good boxer when your dead

    Into the blaze

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2019 23:31


    Easing off the booze/ growing up/ setting yourself on fire / Metal AF

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    Jon Snow, Gopher Turtles, & the attic feat. The Operator

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2019 57:23


    Game of thrones/ Jon Snow/ Best Friends/ Gopher Turtles / Demons/ What’s in the attic?/ Ghosts and shit

    game game of thrones ghosts
    “You wouldn’t be scared??!”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2019 24:22


    Videos / Self taught editing/ scared in horror movies / bitches/ runner zombies/ black summer / “You wouldn’t be scared?”

    Beta-Bitches and Fuck-Boi’s

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2019 29:23


    Beta-Males / Chicks don’t dig it / Grow a dick / Beating children / Spare the Rod...

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    Memorial Day weekend, Insane Work Tempo and Logic

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2019 21:49


    Get me outta here/ The Fuckening/ incessant mind rape/ Shepherds Pie/ Don’t be a deusche bag/ Joyner Lucas/ Logic/ ISIS

    M8B Write-In, Wolverine, SAMCRO, The Fuckening & “I’m just gonna experiment...”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2019 39:33


    Charlie Hunam/ New Wolverine / The Rock as Spider-Man/ Salamander Walk/ Run out the clock/ the Fuckening/ Friday/ Drinking your ass off/ Whiney ass females/ sucking at fishing/ Experimental Dishes

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    “Y Tho??”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2019 20:12


    Just answer me why/ Robert Pattinson/ Batman/ Game of Thrones/ Shitty endings/ Y tho

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    What’s Arabic for “What the f**k?!”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2019 20:53


    Slovenia/ Japan/ Bangladesh/ Britain / Australia/ Canada/ Iraq/ spread/ listeners everywhere

    Calling a spade, a spade

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2019 22:55


    Growing up/ quitting your vices/ moving on/ being honest/ calling it like it is

    Going Dark (feat Sabretooth) pt. 1, 2, & 3

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2019 112:37


    Thunder nuts/ Robot dicks/ getting your ass beat/ Green new deal/ Retarded tactics/ Blackwater/ Rangers/ Becoming the weapon

    green thunder robot retarded
    M8B Write-In “I’m about to lose half my listeners...”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2019 24:33


    Infanticide/ New Abortion Laws / Self Accountably/ Honest Thoughts/ Those that deal the sentence...

    GAINZ-Day! Coming to Jesus meeting pt. 3 & M8B Write-In

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2019 32:45


    Retards in the gym / Don’t be f**kin’ lazy

    retards
    M8B Write-In, Lookin’ sharp and sympathy for serial killers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2019 21:32


    M8B/ Ramen and hot dogs / Dior Sauvage/ Tailor your shit/ Look sharp/ Smell great/ Ted Bundy/ Cave Man King

    smell
    Is your kid a psychopath??

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2019 34:39


    Colorado STEM School Shooting / Is your kid a psychopath??/ warning signs/ common sense/ murderous pieces of s**t / Tools and how you use them/ Detective Pikachu

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    Diabetic Batman and Fasted Cardio

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2019 27:20


    Fat shaming / unobtainable body standards/ fat super hero’s/ Simple Biology/ Natural attraction/ Fasted Cardio/ GET OFF THE COUCH YOU FAT TURD

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    Consensus, feedback and a plan of attack

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2019 23:57


    Happy Friday/Heading to work/consensus/ feedback and a plan of attack/masks/ making videos/ give a little/ take a little

    Outnumbered, Two a days and almost s**ting yourself

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2019 35:31


    Consensus/ Episode Lengths/ Need feedback/ swimming in a sea of estrogen/ extreme heterosexual overcompensation/ Ass cheek clench walk/ Anal explosion

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    Who you are vs. What you are, Marine Corps Sayings and Prison Bitches (feat. Uncle Ox)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2019 65:27


    GAINZ DAY/Weaponized Autism/The Cuda/Who are you?/Utilizing your tools/Taming the beast/Use your demons/Timing is everything/ DO IT

    timing do it utilizing taming
    YouTube spiraling, stupid ways to die and Retard strength

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2019 20:38


    Feeling sick/Staying up late/Allergies/Making Beats/Stupid ways to die/ retard strength

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    Superman, Annoying people And Butt-f**king hockey pucks

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2019 20:16


    Why so serious? / DC vs Marvel / Annoying people / 21 Savage / Free styling / Butt-f**king hockey pucks

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    Leading a horse to water M8B Write-In feat Rage Machine

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2019 29:38


    Survivors guilt / feeling lesser than / not measuring up / reaching out / preemptive strikes / swallowing your pride

    survivors
    ...This ain’t it

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2019 29:26


    Pull up a chair, sit down. There’s a discussion to be had...

    Croca-Panthers, Hippa-Dingos and Casso-Raptors

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2019 63:56


    The Land Down Un-DUH

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