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The finale! Brangelo gets an omlette, Anton's greatest fears are realized, Paulette has a hard time understanding pregnancy and Marcus finds a healthy outlet for his killing energy (he is an author after all).
Paulette and Marcus are uncultured swine, Anton leaves a glowing review and Braaaaangelo does a kickflip!
The final battle, maybe? Paulette's greed knows no limits, Marcus punches a dear friend, Brangelo lives his dolphin dreams and Anton gets a scolding.
A continuation of the gang's romp through the horrible dark citadel! Brangelo overcomes his fears, Anton sends lost souls to a fate worse than Hell, Marcus almost fucking dies and Paulette can't be found anywhere in this one!
The gang puts on their puzzle pants in this one! Brangelo makes a slip n slide, Paulette helps her friends, Anton's feeling a little blue and Marcus meets a handsome cowboy in the mirror.
Anton makes Yuri Turi a little bigger than normal, Brangelo uses some ethically questionable advanced interrogation techniques, Marcus continues his cowboy dreams and Paulette gets the highest initiative rolls of all time forever!
Brangelo loves worm soup, Anton should be imprisoned for public bathroom times, Marcus prepares to strike fear into the hearts of his foes and Paulette invents a possible fantasy franchise based on 7 dwarves.
Marcus and Paulette learn how to play Dungeons and Dragons just in time for our 1 year anniversary, Brangelo gets naked and dances around and Anton overshares with his dreams!
The heroes embark on what may be their final and most deadly leg of the adventure! Brangelo tries to insult Paulette, Marcus fulfills his cowboy dreams, Anton goes through some changes and Paulette steals from the gang's best friend.
We're back! Brangelo is AFK, we got a guest star instead! Anton shoots his finger guns, Legolas is just a shitter version of Marcus, Paulette meets her maybe long-lost sibling?
In this episode the gang hashes out some BEEF in a 2v2 team deathmatch! Get ready for some combat-heavy content folks. Check out the battlefield! Â
paulette does a prank, anton threatens to narc on someone, marcus goes to church, brangelo commits murder!
Brangelo lasers a good friend, Anton punches glass, Paulette and Marcus get ready to go to church!
Brangelo has a traumatic experience, Paulette does something cool for Marcus, Marcus is unappreciative of the cool thing Paulette does and Anton gets OP.
The conclusion to the Halloween mini-arc!
It's Halloween, time for something different!
The battle continues! Marcus gets a little slippery, Brangelo gets a friend to replace the one he killed, Paulette is denied her greatest desire and Anton stops by dad's house.
There might be some combat in this one, who knows!Brangelo is a trusting guy, Anton questions Brangelo's morals as per usual, Paulette tries to sneak and Marcus is fed up with being made fun of for his ropes.
Brangelo kicks something in a dumb way, Anton doesn't care about boss monsters, Marcus is cautious and Paulette has herself a little vision.
Brangelo's gotta get that beano, Marcus has had enough toilet jokes for one day, Paulette gets set on some fancy knives and Anton suddenly fancies himself as a lawful evil alignment type with some questionable desires.
We're back to the main story! Anton finally gets his wings, Marcus meets somene who loves killing more than he does, Paulette steals an invisible rock and Brangelo gets a tiny friend.
The thrilling conclusion of the Borax and Rickshaw prequel!
Rickshaw and Borax meet a familiar face! And go to school! Wow!
We're here at part two of our Borax and Rickshaw prequel adventure! Get at us George Lucas, you never had the guts to put your prequels smack dab in the middle of any of your dumb space movies. Rickshaw is a smooth talker and Borax LAYS DOWN THE LAW.
We're interrupting this current arc for a little bit of a sidequest / flashback! Our DM Adam will be taking the reigns while Josh joins us as a guest!
Initiate strife, zombies attack! Marcus ties some dynamite to an arrow, Brangelo does a useful animal transformation, Anton PUTS IT ON ICE and Paulette makes the most out of a floor roll.
Episode 28! Brangelo, more like Bearangelo. That's all I got.
Brangelo has creepy friends, Marcus nearly fucking dies, Paulette is sneaky and Anton discovers a new kind of cleric.
This one's short, sorry gang! Anton fails a couple of will saves, Paulette finds a gross thing, Marcus kills again and Brangelo talks to sum trees!
The beginning of the arc of the third amulet! Paulette roids up, Marcus befriends a sea captain, Anton deters scurvy and Brangelo becomes snek.
No intro this time, I'm on vacation with a lame mouse-less laptop! Â Marcus remains hard to see, Paulette harbors resentment towards her father, Anton can't wash away his past sins and Brangelo get to flex his Astral plane muscles.
This is a nightmare in audio format, if you like this episode I hope you're ready to apologize to Pelor and baby Jesus for your sins. Paulette is a surprisingly good counselor, Marcus throws every ounce of his dignity into a dumpster, Brangelo has a tasty beverage and Manton earns his place as the protagonist of a Shopko bargain bin romance novel.
Here's a recap of what's happened so far in episodes 1-18 if you're a new listener that wants to jump in or a grizzled veteran who cannot get enough of our juicy cast then this is the thing foooor youuuu!
Wow these guys are practically Ocean's 11 over here, except there's 7 fewer of them, and it's not really going well. Â Marcus probably doesn't kill anyone, Paulette gets big, Brangelo gets duped like a square and Anton awaits anxiously for the worst night of his life.
Anton gets a little too curious about an adult woman's fantasies, Marcus is marginably better at rolling dice than the DM, Paulette is just full of characters and Brangelo apparently has had a full-chest tattoo of a bear this whole time.
Wowie episode 20! Â Paulette comes up with some disguises while on the lam, Marcus robs a child of his wish to see his father again, Brangelo buys some sausage and Anton gets one upped on his hat game!
Does the gang have what it takes for the high stakes heist? I don't think so.Marcus does a drug, Paulette demands to speak to the manager, Anton savys himself a business boy and Brangelo is pretty reasonable in this one.
We're wrapping up The Northern Expanse bit of DUNGEON TIMES, the second of this four part campaign! Â And before diving into the next portion, we're going on a bit of a side quest heist of sorts. So grab your Mini Coopers and George Clooneys and get ready for some antics!
The throwdown showdown! What will become of our adventurers this time around? Brangelo chooses a highly practical animal transformation, Paulette gets bogarted by some wizard bullshit, Marcus doesn't know how not to kill and Anton knows a lot about hookshots.
16 episodes, wowowowow.Paulette braves the snow on her goat, Marcus is a pretty slick fly boy and Anton blinds himself multiple times. Brangelo is gone forever, forget about him.
Go tell your dad, Dungeon Times is here! Marcus attempts to lay down his weapon, Paulette calms down an otherwise upset Benny and Anton fucking murders Brangelo!
It's getting weird! Paulette reflects back on her relationship, Marcus does some other thing, Brangelo knows a lot about dragons and it's ANTONS BIRTHDAY!
Will our heroes make it out of the DANGER MINE? Paulette gets a little spooked, Brangelo is filled with infinite lightning, Marcus just keeps on killin and Anton has SO many bonuses.
Somethin's a lurkin in those mines. Paulette tries to hide some more gold, Brangelo shows off his swimming abilities, Marcus also shows off but in the art of killing and not swimming, and Anton blames an unfair god for Brangelo's fortune.
Our heroes begin their quest for the second amulet, will they survive in this harsh winter climate? Brangelo blows some shit up, Marcus doesn't give a shit about Brangelo's snowman, Anton makes a friend who is even more impressionable than he is and Paulette gets some HONEY.
A very unfortunate thing happened! But besides that, Godrin finally spills the beans on what the frick is going on! Anton gets a visit from his dad, Paulette spends her fairly deserved gold, Marcus finds out his sword isn't what he had hoped and Brangelo races some punk kid in the hard and fast streets of Easthaven!
The gang gets a little curious in this one, 100% of their own volition! Paulette is kindly reminded of how much gold weighs, Anton attempts to do a murder, Brangelo loses a dear friend and Marcus gets a dang SICK SWORD.Follow us on Twitter!
Hi and welcome to this week's speed-run of Dungeon Times! Paulette gets acclimated with her new treasure, Brangelo is a nervous ambassador of Jeremy's Nuggets, Marcus doubts his rope trick abilities and Anton casts a spell with his nose!Follow us on Twitter!
Don't worry, it's not that James Franco movie, but rather our heroes are met with an interesting opportunity. Brangelo eats an onion ring, Paulette learns more about her rat-dog, Anton gets excited about some real evil shit and Marcus gets a horse that listens to nothing but nu metal.Follow us on Twitter!
Things get a little dark for a moment in this one! Brangelo gets close to having to adjust his alignment, Anton and Paulette have a fun little excursion to meet some thieves all while Marcus is getting a little bit antsy. Follow us on Twitter!
In this episode, your dungeon master slacks off on the job while Brangelo picks up some surprising part-time work! Marcus finds a new affinity for ropes, Anton caves in to peer pressure and Paulette unashamedly tricks an old lady. We're the best people. Follow us on Twitter!