F THIS PLAYDATE

Laurel and Jenny talk great grifts, living for the kids, drive-ins and theme parks. 

Laurel and Jenny talk surviving coronavirus and the Oregon Trail, secret service lovers, and pandemic travel etiquette. 

Laurel and Jenny talk post-apocalyptic business ventures, old 80s crushes, and accidental DMs.

A true Winehouse rewind…in this lost and found pre-pandemic FTP episode, L&J talk childbirth noises, mating rituals, bird dances, domestic swagger, and how to hide your messy sh*t for last minute playdates.

Laurel and Jenny talk a delayed a holiday recap, dong, and indecent proposals. 

Laurel and Jenny talk bumming a smoke off Jon Hamm, teaching kids Hammertime, and the vagina's suit of armor.

Laurel, Jenny and special guest Christina P talk Christina's new Netflix special "Mother Inferior", bad boundaries, poking a bear, toilet kids, and fancy coffee. 

Laurel and Jenny talk spitting skills, hard numbers, and Whitney Bobby friend love. 

Laurel and Jenny talk Jenny's denial, Gosling on the streets, and parrots that need to bang. 

Laurel and Jenny talk OCD kisses, the silent macho, and Paul Newman's soul. 

Laurel and Jenny talk pimping ponies, passing the junk, and firemen selfies. 

Laurel and Jenny talk the Equinox meat market, Aaron's priorities, and Magic Mike sightings. 

Laurel and Jenny talk classic Ds, dat ass and dat soul, and Bieber hypotheticals. 

Laurel and Jenny talk scrapper lunches, uber spirituality, and the slow dance. 

Laurel and Jenny talk the head case Bachelor, Jenny being nice to old dudes, and not faking orgasms. 

Laurel and Jenny talk 80s memory lane, NYE house party, and Jenny's brass knuckles. 

Laurel and Jenny talk Fassbender and Bruce wrapped in a bow, Christmas heroes, and inviting yourself over. 

Laurel and Jenny talk referee love, Jenny and Trump's arranged marriage, and Channing's vulnerability. 

Laurel and Jenny talk the gift of dude dreams, LeBron's stature, the church of Drake, and the original father figure. 

Laurel, Jenny, and special guest Nikka Costa talk the creativity/parenting juggle, temptations of a third child, kid party horror stories, and performing with Prince. 

Laurel and Jenny answer Aaron's questions on women, talk Laurel's poison theory, and explore the female pleasure web. 

Laurel and Jenny talk being born to roast, reality smack downs, and Chipette fact checking. 

Laurel, Jenny, and special guest Maria Hunt of Unicorn Moms talk wholesomeness, rule breakers, and letting it all hang out. 

Laurel and Jenny talk summer recap, liquor store boyfriends, and fried wires. 

Laurel, Jenny, and special guest Faith Salie talk Faith's new book Approval Junkie, nipples of steel, and gratitude. 

Laurel and Jenny talk hitchhiking critters, battery refusal, and playdates with Madonna. 

Laurel, Jenny, and special guest Sierra Swan talk touring, FUPAs, and sniffing out breeders. 

Laurel, Jenny, and special guest Andrew Miano talk wearing your best jeans, drama nerds, and magic vaginas. 

Laurel and Jenny talk 80s parenting, Goonies, and presidential hard numbers.

Laurel and Jenny talk divorce experiments, Mother's Day recaps, and the School of eBay. 

Laurel and Jenny talk ideal PMS zones, dog toddlers, and a period halfway house.

Laurel and Jenny talk being born to "F", useless night partners, and city camping. 

Laurel and Jenny talk placenta shooters, how not to catch a mouse, and Jenny's sexual awakening to Future the hip hop artist. 

Maya, Laurel and Jenny talk "Galentine's" Day, playdate perceptions, self-inflicted husband haircuts, "pee sneeze" techniques, roasting chickens and changing tampons, Norma Rae and Molly Ringwald, wet nurses, relentless baby fever, and ditching society.  

Laurel and Jenny talk love overflow, marital bets, and creepy eye contact. 

Laurel and Jenny talk holiday heroism, fake babies, and new dudes for the new year.

Laurel and Jenny talk barking up the wrong tree, measuring your flow, and more hard numbers.

Laurel and Jenny talk movie magic, shoplifters, and a lost-tooth detective.

Laurel and Jenny talk "shoulds," track pant swagger, and showing some respect.

Laurel and Jenny talk coliseum life, messing with lion cubs, and dumpster diving.    

Laurel and Jenny talk having a penis, Jenny's common ground with Fetty Wap, and failed NASCAR meetups.

Laurel and Jenny talk IUD gift bags, Burger King trauma, and bringing the shhh.

Laurel and Jenny talk bastards, dramatic party goers, and Jenny's deranged road trip voice.

Laurel and Jenny talk Fassbender screenings, campsite mutiny, and pulling a Michael Landon.

Laurel and Jenny talk Laurel's poetry corner, rotten sandwiches, and making Courtney Love proud.

Laurel, Jenny and special guest Mary Lynn Rajskub refuse to be desensitized: they talk the spiritual wisdom of Jim Carrey, doing what you gotta do with a period, celebrity car racing, 24, mediocre OBGYNs, and hard numbers. 

Jenny sets Laurel up on a "mom blind date" with comedy writer and actress Liz Cackowski. They talk Disney miracles, pull-out babies, the definition of grit, life in the NYC woods, and tequila birth companions.

Laurel and Jenny talk marriage bounce threats, symptoms of d*cksickness, and the dust out state of mind.

Laurel and Jenny talk withholding the wink from pro ballers, Laurel's "street" babysitters, and Jenny's lace bra and panty clad masseuse.  

Laurel and Jenny talk entrepreneurial uses for period and cervical fluids, the crime of boredom, and crotch package checking. 

Laurel and Jenny talk pride in operations, becoming professional party fluffers, and 50 Cent's "21 Questions."