I'M PASSING AWAY

THE GIRLS REVIEW BLAKE'S HUMMUS AND WE FINALLY ARE SPONSORED!!!! ALSO WE BULLY HASAN AGAIN

WE REVIEW THE VMAS AND THE MET GALA......... KIND OF

BLAKE'S HOUSE HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY THE HURRICANE SO WE GET HIGH ON PAINT AND LAUGH AT PETE BUTTIGIEG'S NEW BUNDLES OF JOY

THE GIRLS TALK ABOUT HONEYBOOBOO'S COMEBACK, MLK FORTNITE, AND THE PERILS OF SEEING A PSYCH

THE GIRLS TALK ABOUT CULTURAL APPROPRIATION REGARDING FOOD AND THE REFINERY29IST ROSLYN TALUSAN WHO GRIFTS THE MOST ALSO THIS IS OUR BIG COMEBACK PRETEND YOU CARE A LITTLE BIT

WE BARELY REVIEW THE LAME ASS GRAMMYS AND TALK ABOUT BLAKE'S VERY KOREAN DAY + SAMARA'S HUNT TO BECOME A CAMP COUNSELOR FOR HOMELESS TEENS

WE DID A MUSIC REVIEW EPISODE! WE GIVE OUR FIRST IMPRESSION ON LISTENING TO THE MADISON BEER DEBUT ALBUM 'LIFE SUPPORT' AS WELL AS DANNY L HARLE'S ALBUM 'HARLECORE'

IN THIS EPISODE WE TALK SHIT ABOUT LADY GAGA'S FRENCH BULLDOGS AND BARSTOOL SPORTS I GUESS.... OH AND GAY S*X

AFTER A 1.5 YEAR BREAK.... WELCOME TO SEASON 2 WE TALK ABOUT AZEALIA BANKS PREDITIONS FOR THE CURRENT DECADE AND SAMARA'S CURRENT HOMELESS LIFESTYLE

IT TOOK ME LIKE 2 WEEKS TO EDIT THIS BECAUSE IM LAZY BUT WE TALK ABOUT JOKER, THE FILM EXPERIENCE, TRISHA PAYTAS TRANSITIONING AND DEMI LOVATO CREATING ISREALI PROPAGANDA

WE DISCUSS OUR DISAPPOINTMENT WITH THE AMERICAN CASUAL DINING ESTABLISHMENT CHILI'S AS WELL AS DIVE DEEPER INTO JONATHAN VAN NESS AND SAM SMITH GENDER BASED PREDICTIONS

WE GET REALLY DRUNK (AGAIN) AND DISCUSS SHOPLIFTING TACTICS, BLAKE'S INJURY RESERVE REDEMPTION ARC AND HOT TAKES ON COMEDIANS AND POP STARS

ESSENTIAL VMA COVERAGE, TRUMP NUKES A HURRICANE, SAMARA BEGINS HER JOURNEY INTO WOW CLASSIC AND FAST FOOD

WE COMMENT ON CONTROVERSY RANGING FROM APPLEBEE'S TO GOODWILL TO JEFFERY EPSTIEN

KRISTEN TAKES CARE OF HER MENTAL HEALTH. LOGAN FLEES THE COUNTRY. SAMARA AND BLAKE SIMPLY PASS AWAY ONCE AGAIN.

BLAKE TRIES TO FIGHT OFF THE URGE TO END HIS LIFE WHILE SAMARA EATS CHEESE CHIPS

LOCUS TAKE OVER THE WEST COAST IS IT BECAUSE OF DARK PSYCHIC ENERGY

UM SAMARA WENT TO A TWILIGHT THEMED WEDDING AND PEPPA PIG PUT OUT AND ALBUM

WE ARE PRETTY HUNGOVER AND TALK ABOUT COURT MANDATED SEX WITH OUR EX BOYFRIENDS AND WE FELL ASLEEP ON OUR POSTMATE LOL

TAKE SHOTS OF TITOS AND TALK ABOUT HALSEY FOR A LIL I GUESS

WE DRANK LIKE 2 WHITE CLAWS AND READ THE YELP FOR BIKINI BEANS IMAGINE IF I ACTUALLY KNEW HOW TO PROPERLY MIC US