It Can't Be That Bad

We always say we're back and we're saying it again. This one plucks some heart strings and brings back memories. Please enjoy. 

We're back. Dogmeat has a life-changing experience and new lease on life. Dante wants to jump in the tub with a flat screen. Who's better than you? Nobody.

This episode is the definition of loose. Kick back, relax, it's free. 

This week we enter into the digital age, and it's awful. Pull up your angelfire web page and get into it. 

We're back and worse off than before. This week we sit back and listen to Danzig cover Elvis. Was this supposed to be bad? This is real? This is more of a lax episode, so sit back and take care of yourself. 

We're back with another edition of Graveyard Classics, the gift that keeps giving. This go around Six Feet Under perform a rock music classic: Back In Black. Topics of discussion include: Does Vinnie Stigma play guitar? Growing up early, making sure Cock Sparrer are safe in these uncertain times and the importance of hydration.

We're still in quarantine but this week we're at WAR... The boys attack Queensryche's American Soldier and it is doomed from the beginning. Should we make a patreon? Is that how this is supposed to work? 

Another week in Quarantine, but this time with better mics and a can do attitude. Nothing can stop us now. 

The boys are back in business with the first of many(?) virtual episodes. We were lucky to be graced with the company of friend PJ, notably of the bands Night Birds and Ammo. This episode is a bit rough but it's free, get off our backs. More episodes to come. 

Thanks to our sponsors: Vibes earplugs, Anthony & Son Panini Shoppe, and the Fleshlight. Use code "MOTHERFUCKER" for 10% off.

This is the episode that gets us cancelled.

No x-rated stuff here!

Live from Dimebag's grave with Phil Anselmo and Nathan Gale R.I.P brother

YOU COWARDS DON'T KNOW PAIN. 

The infamous Warzone self-titled. Misunderstood classic or worthless piece of music? Other topics of discussion include why meeting new people is absolutely pointless and learning how to walk again. We don't think we can listen to hardcore for a couple of weeks after this one. 

Jesus Murphy. What a ride this was. Topics of discussion include not being able to hate Dwayne The Rock Johnson, the ukuele cowards who stole our name, and being lifelong fans of sanctioned violence. Karl, this one's for you, baby, you water in your oatmeal eating mothertrucker.

What's up you cowards. We're back after much demand from the handful of people who listen. This week, we finish Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core. We also discuss getting hit so hard in the face, you break your leg, Ukrainian women, and Bell's palsy.

Another week, another episode. This week's album is Hazen Street's self-titled debut. Is this record a misunderstood New York hardcore classic? Listen to find out. Other topics of discussion include Dante playing patty cake with a lovely young lady, Dogmeat getting higher than giraffe pussy on the Fourth of July, and what to do when your dad walks in on you naked at 3 in the morning. We love you all.

Back at it again this week. This time around, it's The Stooges's 2007 comeback record, The Weirdness. Other topics include Dogmeat's first kiss in almost 2 years, Jimmy Page's 15 year old girlfriend, the difference between a M-16 and a labradoodle, & weight gain AND loss from poor diet and not eating for 3 days due to deep depression. We were lucky enough to record this in front of a live studio audience of 1, who chimes in on what exactly hooking up is. This episode is about following your dreams. You're either showing up to that job interview doing jumping jacks and singing the national anthem or you're dying.

This is our magnum opus. Rather than write it out for you, why don't you give it a listen, coward.

Lil Wayne's Rebirth. Misunderstood classic or total and absolute pathetic excuse for music? Find out this episode. Other topics include exfoliating everyday and burning your face, needing a wheelchair to go less than a mile because you're disgusting and out of shape, and so much more.

This week's episode is the final installment of our May-tallica special. It is Metallica's 2003 album, St. Anger. We discuss the record, ying-yang turtles, farting on children, and the worst things we've ever done in our relationships. It is an episode of redemption for the boys, and we apologize to all we've tormented.

WHAT'S GOODIE, YOU COWARDS. IT'S THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF MAY-TALLICA. ALL METALLICA ALL MONTH. OOOOOO YEAAHAHHHH. The boys tackle Metallica's 1996 album, Load. Does this record still deserve the critical acclaim it received? Other topics of discussion include taking photos of your phallic member, being a Metallica fanboy, and the importance of electrolytes and proper hydration. Appearances by Cold World, Stone Temple Pilots, and every horror chord band post-2017. 

We are back, we are on 3 hours of sleep, and we want to end it all more than ever. This week's episode focuses on Limp Bizkit's 2003 seminal record, Results May Vary. It has influenced many bands across all genres, like Balance & Composure. Other topics of discussion include stealing beer and breaking bathroom appliances at fraternity soirees, pooping naked in public, and taking advantage of the homeless. Father of the cast, William, makes an appearance. Maybe we'll see you next week. We might be dead by then.

Another week, another episode. This time, we venture back into the world of punk and dive deep into Discharge's Grave New World. Is this record really that bad? Other topics of discussion include making a suicide pact with your chemistry teacher, high school pregnancy scares, and not rocking with the big guy upstairs. 

Are you kidding me? The boys are back in town AGAIN, to discuss ANOTHER terrible record. This week, we tackle disc one of Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 the Core: Angelic Funkadelic. Jesus Murphy, what a wild ride this one was. Topics of discussion include how much Dogmeat hates his cousin, Dante's Tinder date, and going through your degenerate phase at the right time. Will we do the second disc? Stay tuned.

Please believe it, believe it, please. It's your boys Dante and Dogmeat back again to discuss this week's terrible record, Chris Cornell's Scream. Topics of discussion range from acting crazy for your drunk friends, Dogmeat getting drunk off of one beer, and writing songs about 9/11 eight years after the fact. What happened to Tower Seven, and more importantly, why does this record exist? Give it a listen if you're a soldier.

Both of us cannot believe we are still doing this. Even more so, we cannot believe people like this. So, as our gratitude to you all, enjoy this April Fool's edition of It Can't Be That Bad. In this episode, you will listen to the record with us. That record is Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music. Topics of discussion include preferred choice of ejaculate cleaner as a teenager, looking for a man at the Failure gig, Pitchfork's retrospective review, averaging a home-run a season, crying to Soundgarden in 6th grade, using humor to cope, and a crazy Lynchian night. We love you all.

What's up you idiots. We're back and better than ever. This week, we enter the true void and review Integrity's, or Integ2000's, Project: Regenesis. Like always, we get sidetracked with conversations about useless degrees, Dogmeat witnessing someone get stabbed with a protractor in the eighth grade, punching women at the Jawbreaker gig, if Crossed Out had good production, Rob & Kirk's doodles, and more.  

Episode 4: Fred Durst Is The Reason I Wear Jeans (No Warning - Suffer Survive). Well, well, well, would you believe it, you cowards? The boys are back and they picked a real stinker this time, No Warning's Suffer Survive. We discuss doing things we don't like, white idiots afraid of homeless people, 40 Bus back to Penn, the black metal girl at Variety, patches on jeans cut into shorts, I'll beat everyone up who thinks that Milk Music show was good, Bubblegum Johnson, Matt Huffy and Limp Bizkit's influence on a young man's wardrobe. OH, and we review the record! 

The boys are back in town and ready to discuss this week's album, Into the Unknown from Warped Tour legends, Bad Religion. We are lucky enough to have been joined by GREAT friend of the cast, Andrew. This week's topics include: Hard Nipples & A Chair, Good Guy Andrew, Getting Into Skate Punk At 30, I Fear No Man But I Do Fear the Lord, Did You Have A Metal Nerd Phase?, Prog Rock Sucks, Reviewing The Record, My Girlfriend Was On Her Phone So I Started Circle Headbanging, and more! itcantbethatbadpod@gmail.com

Episode 2 features Liz Phair's 2003 Self Titled album. Pitchfork gave it a 0.0. We look at it with a different view. We also touch on different topics such as: Plant Museums, Lord Meat, Pitchfork Fucking It's Own Mother, Boners At The Dentist, Looking For Love At The Jersey Shore and more!! Please rate & review!! itcantbethatbadpod@gmail.com

Episode 1 of It Can't Be That Bad. This week we discuss the controversial Carcass album, Swansong. Some people love it, some people hate it. Some people probably don't know how to feel. We dive deep into this bad boy and let me tell you, it was a wild ride. Give the album a listen and check out the podcast. Topics Include: Runescape Interview - We Talk About the Record - Expletive the Vote - Did You Post Devourment Lyrics As Your Facebook Status in 7th Grade? - Johannes Vanderberger - Going to See Carcass with Your Dad - Eighth Grade Hog - Masturbating With Your Bros FULL ALBUM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5yzia958mE& Itcantbethatbadpod@gmail.com