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The podcast that tries to make sense of all of life's stupidities, even if we have to dumb ourselves down to understand them.

It's A No-Brainer!


    • May 3, 2013 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 44m AVG DURATION
    • 32 EPISODES


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    Episode 029 - What the Geoff!?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2013 49:13


    Zach reveals the secret ingredient in his guacamole, Josh unearths another terrible sequel, Geoff attempts to break a record, and RETA experiences the feeling of Paul for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or
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    Episode 028 - Feeling Wet

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2013 45:59


    Geoff helps solve complex mathematical problems without a calculator, Zach does a terrible job at teaching his knowledge of modern slang, Josh hates writing these episode descriptions, and RETA does too. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: 
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    Episode 027 - Spaghetti and Meatballs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2013 46:28


    Josh has become victim of an impostor, Geoff finds trouble in the past tenses of verbs, Zach loves peanut butter far too much, and RETA experiences the feeling of sagginess for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 026 - Frogs on a Plane

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2013 57:29


    Zach catches on to Hollywood's unoriginality, Josh uncovers a bunch of hidden jewels, Geoff always finds a way to make it weird, and RETA experiences the feeling of lunacy for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 025 - Frail Lady Poos (ASL Translation)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2013 55:02


    In this special episode for our deaf audience, Josh tells a hysterical anecdote involving a teacup pig and a vacuum cleaner, Geoff solves one of life's mysteries using a hidden talent, Zach has an over-the-top reaction that shocks even himself, and RETA experiences the feeling of beguilement for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: 
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    Episode 024 - Man Ponchos

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2013 60:00


    Josh makes a terrible effort to become a strict keeper of time, Geoff instructs the public about postal regulations, Zach probably won't listen to this episode or read this episode description, and RETA experiences the feeling of allotment for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: 
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    Episode 023 - A Pocketful of Regrets

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2013 71:14


    Geoff takes one for the team, Zach pays homage to "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Josh discovers a new favorite food in peach schnapps, and RETA experiences the feeling of publicity for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: 
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    Episode 022 - Anal Limit 65

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2013 59:15


    Zach gets quarantined, Geoff puts his feet up, Josh frequently changes lanes, and RETA experiences the feeling of enormity for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: 
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    Episode 021 - The Comedy Handbook

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2013 69:39


    Zach can't grasp the concept of being unable to transmit funny faces or odd smells on an audio podcast, Josh brings the concept of awkward silence to a whole new level, Geoff entertains the concept of realities of virtual reality, and RETA experiences the feeling of simulation for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: 
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    Episode 020 - Challenge!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2013 68:51


    Josh uncovers Bigfoot's true identity with a little help from a friend, Zach accurately summarizes the Pinterest website, Geoff concocts a brilliant plan which backfires on him, and RETA experiences the feeling of pentad for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: 
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    Episode 019 - VD

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2013 54:01


    Geoff sucks with buffalos, Zach gets his cover blown, Josh can't take any more, and RETA experiences the feeling of innuendo for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: 
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    Episode 018 - Getting Stuck

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2013 61:17


    Geoff wants to buy a new pet, Zach wants to buy an old piece of technology, Josh needs to sell his used horse puppet, and RETA experiences the feeling of anthropomorphism for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Deleted Scenes - Episode 17 Extended Outro

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2013 5:13


    Enjoy the entire uncut and unedited outro from Episode 17: Brime Time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 017 - Brime Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2013 65:35


    Zach considers quitting his day job for a career in standup, Geoff advises people not to pursue a career in selling recreational drugs, Josh reveals his first career of bartender for children, and RETA experiences the feeling of inquisition for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 016 - Nic Cage's Biography

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2013 62:35


    Josh makes podcast history, Zach flips his lid over snack food, Geoff forgets to speak in rhyme, and RETA experiences the feeling of worthiness for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Deleted Scenes - Sexagon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2013 1:26


    Enjoy this hilarious bit we had to cut from Episode 16: Nic Cage's Biography. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 015 - All Sorts of Breasts

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2012 57:19


    In this week's episode, Zach harmonizes with appliances, Geoff contemplates breast implants, Josh slings mud at dead people, and RETA experiences the feeling of negation for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 014 - Letters and Numbers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2012 50:05


    In this week's episode, Zach narrowly avoids tragically misreading an innocent word, Josh uncovers the secret rap lifestyles of Ancient Greeks, Geoff stumbles upon a great spoof for an adults-only social network, and RETA experiences the feeling of discrimination for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 013 - Auto-Tuned Grandma

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2012 48:29


    In this week's episode, Geoff is indebted to the complete stranger who saved his life, Josh tries to start a trending Twitter hashtag, Zach discovers a few scientific applications for flatulence, and RETA experiences the feeling of perspicuity for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 012 - The End

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2012 34:37


    In this week's episode, Josh finds he has a disturbing sense of humor around Halloween, Zach is haunted by adjectives, Geoff scares everyone with his moderator voice, and RETA experiences the feeling of singularity for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 011 - Witch, Please!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2012 35:58


    In this week's episode, Geoff teaches the origins of restaurant mascots, Zach makes everyone hungry for freedom, Josh practices voices to use for his future career in ventriloquism, and RETA experiences the feeling of death for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 010 - Ultragoat!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2012 42:30


    In this week's episode, Geoff suggests a new science fiction film franchise, Zach expresses his intense hatred for a certain demographic, Josh passively officiates a grand duel of words, and RETA experiences the feeling of respect for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 009 - Geoff is Challenged

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2012 39:41


    In this week's episode, Geoff learns the national language of Sweden, Zach learns the many uses of baby oil, Josh learns the proper lyrics to Beatles songs, and RETA experiences the feeling of accuracy for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 008 - Rimshot

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2012 35:21


    In this week's episode, Zach stumbles upon the secret to getting more downloads for the podcast, Geoff develops a personality that curses even more than he does, Josh finds difficulty in saying numbers without singing or rapping, and RETA experiences the feeling of rebellion for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 007 - Self-deprecation

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2012 43:59


    In this week's episode, Geoff tries to pull off a sexy black dress, Josh stealthily bids on eBay to earn a new friend, and RETA experiences the feeling of spiciness for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 006 - Fun Facts

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2012 43:17


    In this week's episode, Josh puts the "ass" in "classy" to bring the podcast to a new level, Geoff invites a special celebrity guest to the show, and RETA experiences the feeling of replacement for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 005 - Albert Pujols

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2012 31:42


    In this week's episode, Geoff learns the difference between condiments and meat products, Josh uses a microphone that records audio terribly, and RETA experiences the feeling of clarity for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 004 - MV

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2012 38:20


    In this week's episode, Geoff is diagnosed with a condition that only moldy food can cure, Josh curses Japan for stealing his creative ideas, and RETA experiences the feeling of deficiency for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 003 - Laser Sharks

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2012 36:48


    In this week's episode, Geoff channels his inner MacGyver, Josh offends several demographics, and RETA experiences the feeling of responsibility for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Write us stupid comments on our Facebook Wall: Facebook.com/NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 002.5 - Missing Scenes, Missing Geoff

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2012 5:18


    In this week's not-really-an-episode, Josh uncovers some deleted scenes, Geoff vanishes off the face of the earth, and RETA experiences the feeling of lovesickness for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 002 - Ghost Farts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2012 33:18


    In this week's episode, Josh adds a new activity to his bucket list, Geoff finds a new way to earn a few extra bucks, and RETA experiences the feeling of disgrace for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

    Episode 001 - Manhood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2012 28:30


    In the inaugural episode of the show, Geoff earns a prison nickname for a crime he didn't commit, Josh runs out of breath reading a short story about a wizard and a sponge, and RETA experiences the feeling of love for the first time. Tweet us stupid links on Twitter: @NoBrainerShow Email us stupid messages: NoBrainerShow@gmail.com Leave us stupid voicemails and texts: (864) 96-BRAIN or (864) 962-7246

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