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During this pandemic we are reassessing our relationships, both sexual and platonic. If you're not trying to get deeper, what are you even doing at all over there?

Side pieces. Booty calls. Friends with benefits. What is the etiquette for such an arrangement, and why do we get ourselves into these relationships (or lack there of) to begin with? You deserve to be the main squeeze. You deserve to be the hamburger, not the french fries.

Masturbation takes one to tango. Do you know what it takes for you to curl your toes? Do you invite anyone else to see the dance? What do you use to get there? Did you know you can buy cock rings at the grocery store?! Excuse me, I have some shopping to do.

In this episode we talk about grooming habits for your down town. Are you flush as a benedictine monk? Or does your body resemble a hairless cat? What do some people prefer for themselves and their partner?

What does it mean to be good in bed? Was it good for you? Do you think it was good for me? Sometimes if you have to ask, you already know.

This episode we talk about what comes next once you've given the green light to your date. Who is suggesting it? How do you lean into it? Wash your hands. Bring condoms. Be prepared.

Power, Whiteclaw, and Shoprite is the new aged move of a 30 year old's Netflix and Chill. We discuss how a first date is tricky in today's society, and how should you feel the waters for a second and third? Don't take me to Applebee's unless you expect a high five at the end.

We don't talk on the phone, we put strong rules on texting, instagram is for compliments, and facebook is for creeps. How do you let someone know you like them and how do you even strike up the convo? Happy Valentine's Day. May all your dick pics be solicited.