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Cast-aways At College: part 2Survivors savor the joy of living, and their bravery turns to romantic discovery.By SilverFoxMullet.Listen to the ►Podcast at Steamy Stories.Luckily for me, my room was on the ground floor, as my building has no elevators. I had my key on a lanyard around my neck, and I unlocked the door. I let her precede me inside, and I shut the door once I got in. She looked around the room, which I usually keep fairly neat, but lately it’s been immaculate. I am not as active with crutches, so I’ve stayed in a fair bit the last couple of weeks. And I clean when I get bored.“Your room is so neat. I expected, um, sorry, a pigsty. You know, ‘guy’?”“It’s not usually this nice, but I’ve been staying in a lot recently." Tapping my cast for emphasis.She looked at my leg, then asked "Can I sign your cast?”“Only if I can sign yours." I negotiated."Deal. Got a pen?” She inquired.“Desk, top drawer." I responded, and suddenly thought. Oh No. "Uh, I’ll get one for you.”She was too quick, you know, having moveable feet and all, and she pulled the drawer open. First thing she sees is the unopened box of condoms my dorm buddies gave me for Christmas. Her eyebrows rose, and she put a finger on the still-sealed box. Then she turned bright red, and picked up a sharpie.“Your cast is covered up, I can’t get at it.” she said in a slightly quavering voice. She looked nervous and fidgety. I knew I was nervous as all hell. That box of condoms was meant as a joke, as I was notorious for not getting anywhere with the ladies. I’d kissed a couple of girls, but that was as far as I’d ever gotten. I just wasn’t able to pursue them the way other guys did. I always backed off. Just couldn’t put myself forward like that.I looked down at my leg, covered by the sweatpants. It took every ounce of bravery I could muster to open my mouth and say the words. “I’ll have to uncover it I guess.”She knelt in front of me. I could see how nervous she was. Hell, I could feel how nervous I was. “Suzanne? I, uh, I never-”“Me too." She affirmed.I looked in her eyes and asked; "Are you sure?”“Yes.” she said, and she reached for my waistband.“Wait.” I interrupted.She stopped, and had a fearful expression on her face, like I’d just said something that hurt her. Damn, that hurts me, to see her look of feeling rejected.“Let me get on the bed first, this chair is so uncomfortable.”“Oh, Okay. Can I help you?”“Yeah, just hold the chair still?”She got behind it, and I heard her say “Hey there’s brakes.” Once the brakes were set, it was easy to get out of the chair and sat the bed. She unset the brakes and slipped the chair into the corner, then knelt down before me again. This time I leaned back on my elbows & she reached out to pull down my sweats with a little more confidence. She got them to my knees, and stopped to pull off the shoe on my good leg.The sweats slipped off my legs, leaving me semi-reclined in my polo shirt and briefs. The briefs were definitely bulging now. She stared at my crotch for long enough that I became self-conscious, and I blushed almost as red as she was.Grinning big, she picked up the sharpie, then wrote a note on my cast.“To Robert, I saved myself for the one who saved my life, Suzanne”It was difficult to read from my angle, so she read it out loud to me. My heart started to race, and I felt a little dizzy. "Really?“ I said.She blushed harder, as if that were even possible, and looked at the floor."I think I’ve been saving myself for someone like you, too.” I said.She looked up at me, with what I thought was panic at first, but the smile that grew from that look was anything but panicked. I held out my hand for the pen. She sat to my left and held out her arm. It was covered by her blouse, so I said “Uh, It’s covered”.“Then you’ll have to uncover it I guess,” she beamed.She shifted up over me and I reached up with trembling fingers to work the front buttons on her silky long sleeved top. It felt like I had never operated a button in my life, I was so uncoordinated. But I finally got the job done, and her blouse fell open. I slid it off her far shoulder, and she pulled her left arm free. I stared in wonder at her tits. She didn’t have a bra on, probably because she needed both hands to get it on and off. Oh My Fucking God.I absently drew her blouse off her right shoulder, and slid the puffy long sleeve down & off her right arm and it's cast. Only then did I take in the veritable wonder of an actual pair of real live tits in front of my eyes. “Wow” I said with bright eyes. Her tits were a smaller B cup, with areolas a shade darker than her skin tone, and stiff little nipples poking out.“They’re not too small?” she timidly asked.“God no, wow! You’re beautiful!” I said with a giddiness I couldn t suppress.She blushed and looked away shyly for a second. I remembered the pen in my hand, so I had her lay on her back so I could write on her cast.“To Suzanne, saving each other, saved for each other, Robert”As I was capping the pen her left hand pulled me down against her, and her lips rushed to meet mine. I had thought she had nice lips when I kissed her earlier, but that was mostly one-sided. This was phenomenal. I dropped the pen somewhere, and wrapped my arms around her. We kissed like this for minutes, or maybe it was days, I dunno, I didn’t care. She lay half across my lap, and I bent over her, our lips and tongues entwined for such a glorious time.It was never like this. I was always so nervous trying to kiss a girl before, but this was passion and perfection. We finally had to come up for air, and she smiled sweetly at me as she lay back on my bed. I guess that’s when she felt my erection pressing into her hip. Her eyes went wide, then she grinned up at me.“Am I as fetching as you thought?”“Yeah, fetching is not the half of it. Arousing, beautiful, and literally stunning. I have no more words.”“Shall I get the, um, the box, from your desk?” she offered.“Not yet.” I replied, hobbling up off the bed, then guiding her to her feet. I undid the zipper on her slacks, and slipped them down to pile up around her ankles. She kicked her shoes off and stepped out of her slacks. “Damn” I said. She was so pale and delicate. Not a small girl, probably the same height as me, but she was certainly slimmer than I was, overall.Her hands seemed to want to cover her boobs, but she fought that urge, standing before me as a lover, not a recently met stranger. I was drawn to her, & I could feel the pull, like gravity between us. She tentatively reached toward me, and I realized she wanted me as naked as she was, so we peeled off my polo shirt.She gasped, looked me up and down, her gaze settling on the sharply defined summit in my underwear. She reached out again, and clumsily pulled down the front of my briefs with her left hand. I hooked my thumb into the waistband behind me and it made her mission move along quickly. But as she leaned down to complete the descent, she nearly got poked in the eye.“Oh dear” she said as my stiff cock sprang free of its confinement and pointed upward toward her. “That’s so… different. Bigger.” Her eyes were wide now as she took in what was apparently her first sight of a full erection.I reached for her, and she started to back away, so I laid back down and waited. She fidgeted some more, some kind of internal debate, and then she knelt and leaned right up to me, nodding. “Okay” she said.I reached down again, and ever so slowly peeled her panties off. Fuck. A neat little triangle of sparse, dark hair was there, just above a puffy slit. I’d seen lots of porn, but this was not like any of that. All those porn stars shaved and trimmed and waxed away everything. This was whatever she had, all of it, come as you are.Her panties dropped to her knees, and I said “Wow. You’re beautiful.”“You think so?” she asked.“Oh yes, I know so.” I said with conviction.She smiled, then shifted nervously and flipped her panties to the floor. Then she paused again, a fleeting glance back to the desk. "Lay down here with me for a while.“ I said.Relaxing the tiniest bit, she laid alongside and half on me, and we embraced, as best we could with two limbs encased in plaster. We kissed again, and it was similar to before, but the extra skin contact made the sensation so much better. I put my hands to use, stroking her back, her neck, her tits, and her thighs as she shivered from my touch. Then she shifted onto her side and her left hand was around the back of my neck, drawing our kiss closer, pressing her pert tits into my chest, crushing me to her. As before, we kissed forever, it seemed. Once she let up on her clutching me, I gently rolled her onto her back, on the bed.I wanted to see that pussy. To touch it, smell it, taste it! I’d read about eating a girl out, I’d watched innumerable videos, and now I had the opportunity to try it. Some guys said it was gross, and wouldn’t do it. Some said it was the best way to get a girl worked up, so don’t mind the smell and taste, just do it. Me, I just wanted to find out what it was like, I didn’t care if it was good or bad, I was gonna do this.Gently, I scooted myself up, then farther down the bed. I pushed her legs apart, and she watched in wonder as I leaned down to look at her. Wow, this was amazing. "You’re beautiful” I said to her pussy. I leaned right in and kissed her patch. There was a sharp sour tang to her, but it wasn’t bad, just new, different. I swept my tongue along her slit, picking up even more of her strong flavour. Inside, it was different, still not good or bad, I guessed that this was just what a pussy tasted like.Again and again I lapped at her, and she got wetter and wetter. Her knees bent as she opened herself up, inviting me farther inside. This wetness might have been me drooling on her, or her arousal, I didn’t know. She was making joyous little noises up there, in time to my activities with my tongue. That felt good, really good, to me! I caressed her thighs, then ran my fingers through her delicate fur, and her hips moved in a way I had never imagined I would ever see. I could FEEL her arousal in that motion, she was so happy with what I was doing, and that made me happy!I knew her clitoris was supposed to be up here somewhere, so I began licking at the apex of her slit. Her soft cries and shudders let me now when I found it. Yes, there she was, and when I used my tongue the way I saw in those videos, she reacted with an astonishing cry and multiple thrusts of her hips. She practically bounced on the bed and yelped in her efforts to seemingly avoid my tongue and ram herself onto it at one and the same time.Her hand came down to twine her fingers in my hair, not too push me away, or even to draw me in, but just to make contact, to be part of what was happening to her. I continued to lick her clit gently, and her hips began a hypnotic rolling motion, over and over, slowly cycling up and down.I put a finger down where I thought her opening was, and moved it around, between her slick labia. I found what I sought, and as my finger slipped inside of her, the tone of her soft noises changed, from one of languid pleasure to one of lust and need. I continued this double activity, which came so much easier to me than the old patting-head and rubbing-tummy trick. I always botched that, but not this!I had thought that I’d made her cum a while earlier, when she’d made that louder noise, but I was wrong, or perhaps this was a new order of magnitude for her. This time her entire body tensed up, and she shook and made small gasping sounds for a half a minute. Now her hand was pushing me away, her breath rasping in her throat, as she’d had enough of this.“Oh, Robert” she whispered hoarsely.I sat up and let my casted leg hang over the side of the bed. Then I looked down upon her, spread out before me, spread eagle, gasping for air in her glory.“Did I do Okay?” I asked.She laughed weakly, then said; “I didn’t know it could be like that.”“Me neither.” I admitted.“Do, do we need those uh, things now?”“Condoms. Yes, we’ll need those, I hope?” I eager looked at her.“I’d get them, but I can’t seem to move right now, she revealed. Can I catch my breath for a bit?” She was still breathing heavily.“That’s Okay, we re in no hurry, I assured her.I felt like I would never tire of watching her when she was naked and aroused. Beautiful, amazing. After a while she struggled to sit up, difficult with one arm and tangled up with another person in bed. She stepped over to the desk and got out that box, then brought it to me. She sat down on the side of the bed and watched closely as I opened it and pulled out a strip of condoms. A folded instruction sheet fell out in my lap, and she picked it up. I tore one of the condom packages off the strip as she unfolded the paper & flipped it over to read the English side. I peered over her shoulder at the little diagram, and tore open the packet. Suzanne dropped the paper and looked closely at what I was doing as I squeezed the tip and rolled it on."That’s it?” she asked.“Yup, I think so, I surmised.She lifted her cast-encased arm and said "How do we do this?”“You on top, I think.”“On top?” she asked, “I don’t understand.”“Can I show you a video?” I offered.“Oh, Okay. You mean like, a porn video?”“Uh huh, so you can see what position might work.”“O, kay?”She got up, unplugged my laptop, and brought it over, placing it on our laps. I surfed to a site I knew had good videos. I typed cowgirl in the search box and scrolled through the resulting thumbnails. I soon found a promising one, and clicked on it. I had to fast forward through a lot of it, and she said “Go back to that last part.”I backed up a bit and she watched in rapt fascination as a girl on the screen took a guy’s cock deep into her mouth. “Can I try that?” she asked.“Sure! if you want.”The girl on the screen pulled away and continued to stroke the guy, his cum splattering her face, then she took him back in to finish.“Yew. Maybe not.”“Like I said, only if you want.”“Well, you did that for me, so maybe I should do that for you, too.”“Let’s find the bit we’re looking for first.”I skipped forward a bit more, then found the cowgirl segment. “See, she’s on top, our casts won’t be in the way too much like that. Plus, it gives you the ability to take things along as you re comfortable.We watched for a minute. "Okay, I can do that.” she said.Closing the laptop, she put it on the floor and slid it under the bed. She got off the bed, and let me shift around, and clambered back on. Straddling my thighs, she bit her lip and said, “It’s supposed to hurt the first time, isn’t it?”“I think so. You’ll have to be gentle.” That s why I wanted us to try it this way.She nodded, then reached down and grasped my cock. She took a few minutes to fondle and stroke my cock, with a look of curiosity, desire, and giddiness. She knelt straight up, and shifted her body forward to align her new play tool with her cunt, moving her hips and my cock, to find the right spot. Once engaged, she withdrew her hand and sank halfway down onto me.She froze, with a curious look on her face.“Huh” she groaned.“Oh god, Suzanne” I said, basking in the hot wet tightness of her pussy. It was incredible. I was gonna cum, and soon, this was so astonishingly good!She was descended in front of me, pert tits caped with tight hard nipples, hair hanging in disarray about her face, and her pussy - holy fuck - I could see my cock impaling her. Labia distended and wrapped around my shaft, and the sensations from inside her were amazing! As she raised back up, my cock looked like it had a pussy doughnut encircling it.It was like some weird sheathed hand, wrapped around my cock, with rippling touches here and there. Her thousand-yard stare suddenly focused back on me, and she said “Wow” and slid down my shaft until she bottomed out. “That didn’t hurt at all” she whispered in awe. “That feels so good! You feel so big inside me.”Recalling the video we’d previewed, she started humping and grinding and bouncing on my shaft. I was trying not to cum yet, I wanted to please her first, and luckily, what she was doing wasn’t over stimulating me. Except visually, I was getting so turned on by the sight of a naked girl getting turned on by my own cock! And guys are visual creatures, so it was difficult to hold back.But she did cum again, and hard, and I could feel it from the inside. Her orgasm was a rippling and clenching of muscles, both inside her pussy, and over her whole body. Her arms, her legs, her abs, everything tensed and shook. Maybe there s nothing so visually erotic as watching a sexy woman having a massive trance orgasm.And that was all I could stand before I exploded.I thought the condom was gonna explode, I pumped so much cum into it. The sight of her there, on me, cumming, fuck that was intense.When it had passed, she opened her eyes in wonder and looked down at me. “Oh god Robert, this is amazing! You’re amazing.” All I could do was smile up at her. Then she said “Did you finish yet?”“Oh Yeah." I assured her.She smiled with a deep sense of accomplishment, then asked me; "Can I try that mouth thing?” Her innocence is so sexy.“A blowjob?" I asked."That’s a blowjob? she seemed inquisitive. I heard other people talk about it, but was always afraid to ask what it was. I really want to try that.”She rose up off of me and tried to get the condom off. Left handed wasn’t working well, so I removed it, and asked her to reach over to the desk for some tissues to clean up. “Thanks” she said, then she went around to the foot of the bed and crawled up to get at my cock.She sat cross-legged and leaned down to get closer to her new favorite sex toy.She held my semi-flaccid cock and gave the tip a tentative lick first, then smiled at me and licked harder. She spent a minute or so licking me like a popsicle. Wow, you taste sorta salty and manly she observed. Then she took my head into her mouth and I gasped and whimpered “Please, No teeth”.“Sorry.” she said. Then I was engulfed again, and she hummed on me, which wa
This week on the Super Fun Time Trivia Podcast, we discuss if Charlize Theron was a large winged animal, ask ourselves if we have become the boomers, and count the ways that Kevin is similar to our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. Music Round: Terms Of Endearment Patreon: Super Fun Time Trivia Website: superfuntimetrivia.com Facebook: superfuntimetrivia Instagram: superfuntimetrivia Twitter: @sftimetrivia Email: superfuntimetrivia@gmail.com Intro Music By David Dino White. Welcome to Super Fun Time Trivia: The known universe's only live improv comedy trivia podcast.
In this vibrant episode of Tangent Station, our hosts explore unexpected facets of the Milan Cortina Olympics, in which surprising details make this a one-of-a-kind winter games. From athletes engaging in cardio that has nothing to do with skiing, to the saga surrounding the distribution of condoms in the athlete village, the conversation veers delightfully off-course. Listeners get to learn about how the organizers creatively tackle demand for condoms while reflecting on humorous past Olympic rituals, including sustainable cardboard beds from Tokyo 2020. With witty banter, this podcast offers a lighthearted glimpse into a lesser-known side of the Olympics.
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Send a textMiss the signs, pay the price. That's the heartbeat of our return as we trade blurry nights for clear choices and turn “relationship goals” into real teamwork. I'm talking breaks that reset the soul, the wild truths of the dating pool, and why accountability—hygiene, testing, honesty—still matters more than a perfect first date photo. If you've ever said the pool has “piss” in it, ask what you're pouring into it.I open up about my own mess and growth: stepping away from alcohol, saving my time and money, and finally seeing people without the filter of a buzz. Sobriety didn't make life boring; it made patterns obvious. The bar banter fades, but character stays. We dig into the move from casual vibes to “we're a team” energy—solving problems together, sharing goals, and refusing to treat each other like assets. Chemistry is great; without structure, it collapses. Build check-ins, protect peace, and make room for joy that lasts beyond an hour.Parenting sharpened the edges of this talk. I share real conversations with my teens about sex, consent, and protection, and why I choose open doors over closed mouths. If kids can't trust us with awkward questions, they'll trust the internet instead. The same honesty fuels adult choices too: meet people sober, set boundaries early, and don't confuse a performance for a person. When you stop numbing, you start noticing—how they listen, how they handle no, how they plan a life.If you're ready to upgrade from chaos to clarity, press play, ride with me for the full story, then share your take. Subscribe, send this to a friend who needs it, and drop a review with your biggest dating non-negotiable—we'll feature a few on the next show.Support the show
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Today on The Social, the Oshawa Generals are apologizing after sending a letter to season ticket holders asking them to shower before coming to a game! Was this request a cheap shot? And, singer Zayn Malik, of One Direction fame, claims he never loved his ex, supermodel Gigi Hadid. Then, American snowboarder Chloe Kim has no regrets after taking a risk at the Olympics and losing the gold. And, the Olympic village ran out of free condoms after a record-breaking three days. Then, should window shades on an airplane be up or down? And, a new study claims that Gen Z is the first generation dumber than their parents! Then, German ski jumper Philipp Raimund won an Olympic gold medal despite being afraid of heights! Plus, the “Psychic Matchmaker” Deborah Graham.
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Send a textFootball is over… and yeah, we're feeling it.Welcome to the Post-Football Depression episode.But the sports world doesn't stop... and neither do we.The Olympics are rolling and already bringing lots of interesting stories... condoms, controversy and gold medals for some.Anthony Edwards stealing the show at the NBA All-Star Game.Tyler Reddick wins the Daytona 500 bringing Michael Jordan yet another Trophy, as well as some criticism. The Dolphins shake things up, by releasing Tyreek Hill and Bradley Chubb.And Spring Training is officially here… baseball is creeping back into our lives whether we're ready or not.Not the loudest week in sports…But there is ALWAYS something to talk about.No scripts.No fake energy.
Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we're talking about: Olympic tea: Condom shortage, cheating confession, and French figure skater controversy What we would win if it were an Olympic sport "Wuthering Heights" review Tell Me Lies series finale Love is Blind predictions Headlines: Hudson Williams hard launches girlfriend, Blake and Justin go to court, Chappell Roan leaves agency after Epstein revelation Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for show tickets and more. Thank you to our partners this week: Shopify: See how easy it is to start your own business today at shopify.com/gge. Hers: Get the support that actually reflects your needs. Start your free intake at forhers.com.
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How a patient survived for 48 hours without lungs. Too ill to receive a lung transplant straight away, the man relied on an artificial lung while his body recovered from an infection. As he prepares to repeat the procedure for the first time, Dr Ankit Bharat, Chief of Thoracic Surgery at Northwestern University's Feinberg School of Medicine explains the groundbreaking technique. Radiotherapy for abdominal cancers can severely damage the uterus and ovaries, causing infertility. However, a team have developed a technique where the uterus is moved out of harm's way during treatment, and now the first baby has been born to a recipient in Europe. Our studio guest today, genito-urinary consultant Vanessa Apea, explains how it worked and what it might mean for patients. Measles cases are on the rise in many parts of the world with more and more countries losing their elimination status. Rogelio Navarro reports on a particularly significant outbreak in Guadalajara, Jalisco State in Mexico.Condom use is in decline in Ghana. Will a government intervention on Valentine's Day make any difference? Plus, a new map for deadly scorpions' habitat – would you know what to do if you were stung?Presenter: Laura Foster Producer: Hannah Robins Assistant Producers: Jonathan Blackwell, Georgia Christie, Anna Charalambou
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In this episode, The boys are back talking absolute scenes and zero accountability. From declaring we're all “living the dream” (no one is) to breaking down the chaos of Australia's cricket circus.We dive into the carnage from the track after the Black Caviar Lightning, wrap the good, the bad and the morally concerning in horse racing, then shift into football where takes are hot and records are ice cold. There's NRL premiership calls, European best bets, and the weekly attempt to build a multi that will emotionally ruin us.We cover the whip rule AGAIN! State of Origin eligibility, Olympic village Condom statistics that absolutely nobody asked for at the Winter Olympics, plus a Spanish dine-and-dash masterclass and the invention of Zooper Dooper deodorant (pending FDA approval).We finish with a Premier League Matchday 27 preview, a reckless EPL multi, and a quick look at fight night between Strickland & Hernandez before signing off with confidence we absolutely haven't earned.If you're here for sharp analysis, you're in the wrong place. If you're here for banter, bad bets and worse life advice — welcome home.Stay up to date on our socials @coastalsportspod (0:00) Intro (1:57) The First To Ever Say “Living The Dream” (3:24) Australia's Horrendous Twenty20 Tournament (4:33) Catch Up (10:57) Tentyris Flys Home To Take Out The Black Caviar Lighting(13:06) Apocalyptic's Disappointing First Up Run (14:11) Joliestar Produces First Up Again (14:47) Autumn Glow Continues Her Unbeaten Run(17:25) Horses To Follow (18:39) Horse Racing Accountability(20:37) Football Accountability (22:20) European Football Best Bets (24:35) Colour Coding Clothes With Your Friend (28:35) NRL Premiership Favourites & Team To Beat (32:00) When Will The Whip Rule Nonsense End(33:21) Kellie Holiday Getting Cancelled To Play At The Races(34:58) New State Of Origin Eligibility(38:03) Daley Cherry Evens To Win The Comp(38:53) 10,000 Condoms Used In 3 Days At The Winter Olympics (42:20) Zooper Dopper Deodorant (43:06) Spanish Man Fakes Hearts Attacks To Get Out Of Paying At Restaurants (45:41) EPL Match Day 27 Preview & Predictions (53:10) EPL Multi (53:49) Strickland V Hernandez Fight Night (57:15) Signing Off
1. Nicole Kidman Being Romantically Pursued by MGM Resorts Chairman (TMZ) (26:12) 2. FridaBaby responds to claims of ‘sexualized' baby ads: ‘Humor is personal' (Syracuse.com) (32:45) 3. Joshua Bassett Says Memoir Rookie Is the 'Most Vulnerable' He's Ever Been: 'A Lot My Family Doesn't Even Know' (PEOPLE) (40:36) 4. Olympic Villages Run Out of Condoms at 2026 Games Due to 'Higher-Than-Anticipated Demand' (PEOPLE) (47:36) 5. Brooks Nader gets food poisoning on private jet en route to lavish 29th birthday celebrations (Page Six) (54:53) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (58:02) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Toast Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper & The Counselor Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Thor is going to need babysitters soon but it looks like it is quite an expensive market. Apparently you have to pay PER KID!!! Well, we found a study of the current rates for babysitters and you would not believe how much people are paying!To celebrate Presidents' Day, Eddie brought out his most presidential top 10 yet! He gave us his Top 10 Presidents of all time!What you would think is a space for rest and recovery is the exact oposite it seems... It was reported just DAYS into the winter olympics that there was a shortage of condoms??? The crazy part is the number of condoms they started with compared to the amount of athletes!
10,000 Olympic Condoms GONE in 3 Days — Athletes "Going Wild" in Milan! by 102.9 The Hog
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Thor is going to need babysitters soon but it looks like it is quite an expensive market. Apparently you have to pay PER KID!!! Well, we found a study of the current rates for babysitters and you would not believe how much people are paying!To celebrate Presidents' Day, Eddie brought out his most presidential top 10 yet! He gave us his Top 10 Presidents of all time!What you would think is a space for rest and recovery is the exact oposite it seems... It was reported just DAYS into the winter olympics that there was a shortage of condoms??? The crazy part is the number of condoms they started with compared to the amount of athletes!
We start off today talking about the story out of the Olympic village and the fact they went through 10k condoms in less than 3 days. Are they having that much sex or maiing balloon animals? Especially when there's another story about GenZ choosing sleep above sex. We also discuss Nate Newton's pardon by President Trump. LINKS:Thousands Of Free Condoms at Winter Olympics Gone Within Three DaysGen Z is skipping sex to do this instead, study saysNate Newton receives Trump pardon for drug trafficking conviction – NBC 5 Dallas-Fort WorthThe Treehouse Show is a Dallas based comedy podcast. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about funny news, viral stories, and hilarious commentary.The Treehouse WebsiteGet MORE from the Treehouse Show on PatreonTreehouse YouTube ChannelGet a FREE roof inspection from the best company in DFW:Cook DFW Roofing & Restoration CLICK HERE TO DONATE:The RMS Treehouse Listeners Foundation
Today's daily comedy show is what happens when you give microphones to people who should probably just be texting each other.We kick things off with Olympic-level… activities. Apparently the Olympic Village ran out of condoms in three days. Three. Days. That's not an athletic achievement — that's cardio with consequences. We debate whether elite athletes should be breeding super-humans or if maybe the rest of us deserve a shot at greatness. (Spoiler: the Rizzuto bloodline is not currently favored.)Then we spiral into Olympic sports confusion. Skeleton. Luge. Two-man luge (you know the one). If you grew up in Ballwin, Missouri, how exactly do you “get into” skeleton? Is there a sign-up sheet at Schnucks? Do you just lie face-first on a sled and hope for the best? We also relive the Team USA bobsled disaster that turned into a solo survival mission mid-run. Nothing says “team sport” like accidentally ejecting half your teammates.There's also a dog that hijacked a ski slope and honestly looked more qualified than most of us. If that's not peak sports content, what are we even doing here?We also unpack the “Most Gen X Man in the World” video, which is basically a documentary about Riz. Garden hose hydration. Distrust of WiFi. Emotional suppression via grunge. If you ever microwaved a dinner and raised yourself at an abandoned mall, congratulations — you've found your people on this daily comedy show.In Crap on Celebrities, we break down Tool possibly taking over The Sphere in Vegas (yes please), Weezer turning 34 (we're not okay), Hollywood's obsession with reboots, and the FBI updating the case involving Savannah Guthrie's mother. Plus, we rank the best fictional presidents in TV and movies — and yes, President Camacho was ROBBED.We wrap with birthdays, questionable romance stats, and one of the most aggressively titled adult films of 1995. Because that's the kind of well-rounded journalism you expect from a daily comedy show broadcasting from St. Louis.If you like pop culture commentary, funny celebrity gossip, Olympic chaos, sarcastic humor, and the occasional existential crisis wrapped in Mountain Dew nostalgia, welcome home.Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShowHear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Rick Glassman is a comedian, actor, and podcaster. Why do humans act so complicated? We're simple creatures — farts are funny, everyone does awkward stuff, yet we all pretend we don't. Maybe life gets better when you lean into the weird instead of hiding it. So how do you embrace being different and find the fun instead of stressing about it? Expect to learn how Rick's brain works, what his favourite show and jokes are and how they shaped him, the top things that are difficult to look cool while doing, why using "condoms" with friends are useless, how to handle our people pleasing tendencies for good, why humans are so hard to interact with at times, the awkward feelings of becoming intimate with someone, the biggest message Rick Glassman wants to give out in the world and much more… Sponsors: See discounts for all the products I use and recommend: https://chriswillx.com/deals Extra Stuff: Get my free reading list of 100 books to read before you die: https://chriswillx.com/books Try my productivity energy drink Neutonic: https://neutonic.com/modernwisdom Episodes You Might Enjoy: #577 - David Goggins - This Is How To Master Your Life: https://tinyurl.com/43hv6y59 #712 - Dr Jordan Peterson - How To Destroy Your Negative Beliefs: https://tinyurl.com/2rtz7avf #700 - Dr Andrew Huberman - The Secret Tools To Hack Your Brain: https://tinyurl.com/3ccn5vkp - Get In Touch: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chriswillx Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/chriswillx YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/modernwisdompodcast Email: https://chriswillx.com/contact - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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From Condoms To Cannibalism This Podcast Has It ALL! The Morning Scramble gets one shot…one opportunity…to show you exactly what they did over their weekends. Check out their weekend photos on the Z102.9 Facebook page, hear the stories of their adventures, and share what you did! Producer Ben is on the hunt for the Survivor ... Read more
It is that time of the week - we share our picks for this edition of “Stop It” where you just have had enough of something!
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Valentine's Special; Hot Hat Friday from Requarth Lumber & Kitchen Design Center; Love Letters from Kids; Are you celebrating Galentine's Day?; Condom shortage at Winter Olympics; Ohio Man Mayhem involving a ferret.
Kenny brings up a crazy story involving condoms in the Olympic Village, which confounds the guys. They also take a few more of your calls.
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