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Welcome to part 2 of our goodbye to the original show proper. Of course we will be back to do redux episodes and random shit but here is our goodbye. Until the next two episodes where Phoenix will discuss the original show writers and directors. See you in the 80’s 2000’s and 70’s for Night Gallery. Boo.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

In part 1 of this podcast we cover our top 10 episodes of the entire original series #TheTwilightZone run. It goes on a long time so deal with it. The bottom 10 episode is quicker. This is a rare 2 part episode so deal.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

What was this? Agatha Christie’s version of Ghostbusters 2016? Everyone needed to shut up and just stay in one spot. Much easier to eliminate the murder that way. Adam didn’t watch the episode but now that we have discussed it he’s glad he didn’t. This episode of Dow Hour Of Great Mysteries is free on YouTube so go watch it then listen to our commentary on the Patreon page and this review here.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Phoenix, Frank and Adam go over their least favorite episodes of season 5 of the original series of The Twilight Zone. That’s a lot. The “shit 5 from 5” if you will. LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

First of all, sorry for the audio issues in this one. My side didn’t record for some reason so I had to pull the audio from the YouTube live stream which is dogshit. Streamyard was glitching out. Anyway, it’s just for this one episode. We cover our top 5 episodes of season 5 and there are a lot of videos so maybe check out the live stream on the Loitering In Wonderland YouTube page? Maybe? Cool.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

We randomly decided to discuss John Carpenter movies so here we are. Why not start with In The Mouth Of Madness from 1995? Fuck it. Here we go.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Writing this weeks ahead of time but this is Dick’s pick of his #1 Tales From The Crypt episode. For some reason he thought Jon Lovitz was deserving of the top spot. Is it dogshit? Probably but we shall find out!LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Finally here. There is some math to get out of the way. At the end of this podcast we will have devoted over 173 hours to The Twilight Zone. About 14,000 minutes. And it’s taken 1984 days to cover the entire original series run of the show. The numbers won’t be exact until our wrap-up-isode but there you go. Oh, this episode is garbage and wise to cancel the series after this shit. Welcome to the 1000th episode from Loitering In Wonderland Studios!LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

This is one of the most “Twilight Zone” episodes out there. It’s also terrible. Pointless and not much fun to watch but we did HAVE to watch it to complete the series. LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Let’s talk about this remake of the Alfred Hitchcock classic we covered on episode 27. Let’s see how dated this 80’s episode is. The 60’s episode isn’t dated. The 80’s were fuck.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Folk story into folk song. We get it. Repeating history. Ghosts? Purgatory? Hicks. Yes. Hicks. Only 2 more episodes of the original #TheTwilightZone after this! P.S. - if you catch all the Nirvana references you’ll get a special prize!LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

We are back to a trio and ready to discuss this amazing episode of #TheTwilightZone The best part of this episode is they are absolutely terrified of the world we currently live in and we’re fine. Deal with that scary future prediction episodes!LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

I am writing this summary BEFORE we watch and review the episode. It’s the only John Frankenheimer episode of TFTC and here is my (Phoenix) prediction: it’ll still be terrible. Directing doesn’t matter on this show when the stories are so lame. In 10 hours I will finally find out what the Frankenheimer episode is like and I just know it’s going to bum me out.Update: we recorded the podcast last night and Adam hated it for some reason. It was okay. Bye Jansen.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Well here it is. Stick around until the VERY end for big news that nobody will care about in the slightest. Mr. Garrity And The Graves is a confusing mess that was somehow enjoyable. That’s it. Oh, and a dick breaking ghosts that just can’t wait to break more dicks.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Frank was super excited to watch this episode so of course we had to shit on his parade. But knowing him the shit might just be what he wanted in his parade. Anyway, we attempt to get around the racism and magical elements of this episode to enjoy the rest of it and mostly succeed. Oh, there is a reason Phoenix goes off on Jansen but it won’t be revealed until the ending of episode 204.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

It was Adam’s turn to pick and he had to choose from all of the episodes of the 1955 series Alfred Hitchcock Presents. He picked a good one. Breakdown is just terrifying and everyone can relate to this fear.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

We just….. we just have to deal with these kinds of episodes don’t we? Somehow this episode is rated far above The Jeopardy Room and all 4 of us disagree by a lot. If you couldn’t predict what the twist of this episode was and you loved the episode…. razor blades in your tummy is the perfect response.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

We started off this podcast with a round of applause. That should tell you something. Congratulations season 5, you did it. A couple of inept but overly creative hitmen try to kill a single dude in a room and fail.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Jansen picked this one. Possibly due to the minor/miner confusion. We find out live in this episode!LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

This episode contains the most sinister villain of Twilight Zone history and she’s only 10 or so. She’s more evil than Fake Castro. More evil than the nazi in Deaths-Head. She puts Talky Tina in the closet and pulls out whatever the hell this dummy is. That’s really about all there is to enjoy in this episode so we mostly discuss her. Yay for our 200th episode!LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

This is just a sloppy discussion of a sloppy episode. Even the filthy version was unnecessary as the episode took care of it for us.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

In our first experience with Amazing Stories we were treated to a story. It was not amazing. It was predictable but not terrible. We also changed the name of the show because fuck Tales From The Crypt.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Jordan Peele traveled back in time to make this episode. I mean…right? That’s the only explanation.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

We are back from out hiatus and ready to talk about possibly the last classic episode of The Twilight Zone. We were excited but that quickly died when we realized what episode was next…LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

So…. this show is just awful? Is that what the lesson here is? We’ve done 14 actual made to be TFTC episodes and liked 2 of them. That’s sad as hell. Please defend your love for this show and we will read it on the air. This is a romance episode without romance, murder, nudity or swearing. No thanks. We cared more about he safety of the bunny than any of the people.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Phoenix hits his breaking point with the show after his seemingly eternal optimism tank goes empty. Jansen feels the same way but isn’t as angry. Dick is completely indifferent. Adam somehow liked this episode more than the last episode. This episodes wastes Joey Pants, Robert Wuhl and Richard Donner. I would rather die 9 times with 8 deaths than watch this again.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

What does adding a K into the title mix really add to an episode? More sex and body hair, apparently. Jansen, Adam & Phoenix talk about this episode plus the latter two gentlemen get introduced to a band by the former. We played 8 seconds of the band as to not get banned. Fun fact, we hung out after the show and watched 30 minutes of drummers playing to get the idea. Final result…beh.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Watch as Duck-Fucker Jones sells her face or youth or beauty to a rotten-tooth pawn shop owner for some money. Then she regrets it. Then she kills a guy and tries to buy it back. Stolen jewelry is her collateral and old lady make-up is her reason. Or something? Anyway I can’t believe what the next episode will be…LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Time for wrestling! Watch in awe as the Cranky Cabbie fights Boozy Broad in a living room set! Who will win? Nobody? Well I guess that’s what they deserve for kinda pissing off the Rip Taylor TV repairman. What a true psychopath.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

I mean…. it’s an episode, right? It exists and we talked about it. We have fulfilled our obligation to talk about this episode. Which it most certainly is. An episode.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Remember that time we had an argument about this episode because someone said they didn’t like it but then gave it a 7/10? I barely do and we just did it last night. Enjoy your misery, listeners!LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Well, we tried. Twitter voted for the best Outer Limits episode and an episode titled A Feasibility Study won. Phoenix, Dick and Adam watched it for all 51 minutes. It was too long and had too many ideas. They tried to like it but were frustrated. Subscribe to our Patron page to listen to our live commentary episode on this one and all previous/future episodes. It’s worth it. Only $1. Anyway, we tried to describe what we witnessed here.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

This was a strange show to do. Phoenix liked this episode in a weird way. The other 3 guys decided to be wrong. Anyway, watch as the worst character ever makes mistakes and blames others for said mistakes.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

This was a strange show to do. Phoenix liked this episode in a weird way. The other 3 guys decided to be wrong. Anyway, watch as the worst character ever makes mistakes and blames others for said mistakes.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

My computer came on to me so I returned the favor. In this episode everyone was all beh about it so we just tried our hardest to talk about something else. It….worked? Send flowers, bitch.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

So….5 of us watched this movie and tried to talk during it and we probably missed a bunch. Then we dicussed it for way too long and probably missed even more. It is that it is. Join Phoenix, Dick, Jansen, Frank and Adam. It’s about demons. And Knights. And Billy Zane is fun even thought he didn’t show up on the show.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Hello? Is anyone there? Hello? Is this Big Dick Bryan? I’m sorry about the windshield and oak tree. I’m sorry for the loss of your namesake. Sorry I don’t seem aware of how phones work. Hello? Is it Jansen? No, he abandoned us? Oh, what a dick. Unsubscribe to Jansenism.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

We put the poll to the Twitter people and they chose out of all 156 original The Twilight Zone episodes, The Obsolete Man as the best episode. So, we are honoring our obligation and doing a redux episode on it. We love it. I mean, what else is there to say? This podcast is already obsolete.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Adam chose this show and then randomly chose this episode. There is a plant based murder system carried out by a haunted tea cup. Luckily they are in Canada and are never outside of 3 feet from tea or a homeless on a park bench. Then suddenly every character knows where to be because they all read the script. We are joined by Nik of World Class Bullshitters.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.Check out the World Class Bullshitters YouTube page.

Adam wasn’t here for our wrap-up-isode so we did an impromptu recording and discussed his rankings of season 2 episodes from The Twitter Zone.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

If this is your first time listening to the show then this is not the episode to start with. I was contacted by a company that provides podcast transcripts. This time I let a robot read it off and it’s super long an unnecessary. Go ahead and skip this episode if you want.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

We put the vote to you, Twitter and you chose this episode as the best of the first two seasons of Jordan Peele’s The Twitter Zone. Then you suddenly rated it “kill” on the follow up poll. Make up your goddamn minds.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Adam wasn’t here but Phoenix, Frank and Jansen rank the 10 episodes of season 2 of The Twitter Zone. How does this season stack up against season 1? Which episode wins? Find out by listening to this pointless episode.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

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I mean…. Yeah. There are no words.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

If at first you fail, Try (repeated). All of us liked this episode except one person. You’ll never guess why he didn’t like it. But I feel for the character of this episode. Sharon….I’ll find you. You WILL love me. You WILL. Anyway, if all else fails with her I can always just throw on a mask and swing an ancient sword around like a romantic guy.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

So a tea will turn you into a werewolf? Okay let’s accept this as fact. Let’s discuss how you probably shouldn’t just take whatever drugs some guys give you in the back of a health food store. Owning a rat named Jekyll therefore makes you Hyde? We don’t get it either.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

This goes on a bit long as Phoenix tells the makers of this episode that he appreciates the effort. Sorry about that. Anyway, a man finds a model in his place and can make it rain with Windex. For some reason it goes beyond that.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

At least we all agreed with this episode. A grieving family encounters a wood eating alien and of course it’s their daughter due to plot. Enjoy.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

We just don’t get his appeal. Judd Nelson brings his homeless friends along. People are eaten. Wives are ignored. Dick, Jansen, Adam and Phoenix are forced to talk about it all. Then they talk about nonsense instead of the episode because nonsense is better.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

So this is what rock bottom looks like? I thought it would be more rock like and not just filled with octopuses. But, rock bottom it is. Watch in awe as Joel McHale sleeps through Deep Blue Alien.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.