Movie Buds

If a bus in Los Angeles travels 50 mph for 116 minutes and two buds 109 miles away talk for 84 minutes; how many days until quarantine will end?

Ashley wants to grow old with Adam Sandler while Emma and I are more food based (pepperoni pizza and nacho fries respectively). You don't know how much we need you while you hear us we don't feel blue- listen while you lay in bed feeling melancholy. We wanna make you smile whenever you feel sad and we'll even let you hold the remote control.

This episode is dedicated to those of us who feel late in their own lives. New decade, same us but without the year hiatus and with added consistency.

This is Halloween, yes it's really Halloween- sister screams in the dead of night. This is Halloween, Dr. Loomis make a scene! Trick or treat, all your neighbors gonna die tonight. It's his town, babysitters scream, in this town on Halloween!

Rule #1 Cardio (listen to episode while you're running/speed walking/going to the second floor) Rule #2 Double Tap (click and listen a second time) 

Emma returns from her cross country trip to talk theater checking scary movies and fitting through doggy doors. (We do eventually get to Neve Campbell/Skeet Ulrich, but expect tangents about Scooby Doo and Jaws.)

Celebrate October's first day, our least problematic of the holiday months, with some hocus pocus. Guaranteed to put a spell on you- we talk virgins, yabbos, and prison for children. "Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick." Also, Winnie is still relatable af.

Now you have to listen to us twice as long. At least we're talking about dinosaurs, Jeff Goldblum, and Laura Dern! I hope you find a way to listen to these clever girls, we spared no expense (just kidding we signed up for the basic plan).

Sometime in the present,not too far from 24 hour Mexican food. Episode IV/VI A New Episode Talking about it causes civil war.Rebel viewers, like Emma- my podcastco-host, have decided to sit down andreally watch this movie for real this time. In our episode, Emma spiesrobot segregation and mistreatment.Meanwhile, Aziza tries to contain her lovefor the galaxy's ultimate secret weaponGeneral/Princess/Badass Leia. The entire last paragraph of the crawlis about Leia come on, guys, just read it.We also talk about Luke, lightsabers, Han, and the wookiee too.

Do you remember watching Face/Off for the first time? Nicholas Cage('s face) is the one John Travolta wants but be careful what (complicated unbelievable surgery) you wish for- your wife and daughter might like the new guy better. 

Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, this is not. Although the two women become sisters in another right (eskimo sisters, penis pals- Reddit debates), they still aren't the weirdest sibling relationship in the movie. Blake Lively and Anna Kendrick are joined by Henry Golding in his second feature film. "Did you take my picture? Erase it." Same, Emily, same.

Another musical, this time the first movie Emma and I experienced on our breaks working at the movie theater. You've probably seen Amy Adams in harrowing roles like Sharp Objects or Arrival, go back to when she and James Marsden sang and danced their way across your screen for 2 hours. Other notable faces: McDreamy, Wormtail, and Elsa.

If you love Asian representation, feel good rom coms, or the guy from My Big Fat Greek Wedding (now in Dad Mode) you should probably watch Lana Condor and Noah Centineo fall in love.

In Movie Buds' premier episode: Cary Elwes, The Princess Bride's hubby, and Jessalyn Gilsig, the crazy wife from Glee, join such voice talents as Eric Idle, Don Rickles, and C E L I N E  D I O N in an adventure where Sirius Black is a dancing villain, James Bond wants to get with Lady Juliana, and chicken-axe-man asks, "Did I do that?"

In a world with entirely too many film podcasts, here's another.