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Split Reel Podcast
Episode #90: The Princess Bride Retro Review

Split Reel Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2022 53:37


Inconceivable! It has been 35 years since the premiere of an 80s classic - The Princess Bride! In this episode, we take a journey in time and talk about one of the best comedies ever made and a cult classic that remains near and dear to our hearts in 2022. Also, we mention some fairy tale movies that fall in the same category as The Princess Bride. Press play and enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/splitreelpodcast/message

Down To Roll
Builds Character - Fezzik ft. Cory Fox

Down To Roll

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2022 17:47


This week we continue our Princess Bride series with Fezzik! Really enjoyed building this character. We made Andre the Giant into a Goliath Battle Master! Here is a link to the D&D Beyond Character sheet so you can use Fezzik in your own game.  

Masculine Journey Radio's Podcast 28min
Masculine Journey Cowboy Ranger After Hours

Masculine Journey Radio's Podcast 28min

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2022 27:25


Welcome fellow adventurers! The discussion on the cowboy ranger stage continues right here on the Masculine Journey After Hours Podcast. The clips are from "The Princess Bride," and "Star Trek TNG." There's no advertising or commercials, just men of God, talking and getting to the truth of the matter. The conversation and Journey continues.

Mass-Debaters
104 Comedy Movies of all Time tournament

Mass-Debaters

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2022 139:50


We are talking about the results of the fan-voted top 104 Comedy movies. We asked people to vote round by round and reseeded each round so the high seed will always play the low seed. The 104 lists came from a Rotten Tomatoes list, with other movies sprinkled in that we thought should be in. I hope you enjoy this, and here are the 104 Movie movies in this tournament: SCARY MOVIE (2000)surf ninjas (1993)spies like us (1985)HOUSE PARTY (1990)CLUE (1985)Dazed and Confused (1993)SPY (2015)AIRPLANE! (1980)BEETLEJUICE (1988)MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL (1975)BRIDGET JONES'S DIARY (2001)Major Payne (1995)THE SCHOOL OF ROCK (2003)LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)THE BIG LEBOWSKI (1998)Dogma (1999)AMERICAN PIE (1999)Undercover Brother (2002)a low down dirty shame (1994)A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN (1992)THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987)DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS (1988)GROUNDHOG DAY (1993)GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM (1987)THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN (2005)better off dead (1985)TOP FIVE (2014)WHEN HARRY MET SALLY... (1989)CRAZY RICH ASIANS (2018)HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE (2004)BLAZING SADDLES (1974)NAPOLEON DYNAMITE (2004)NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE (1978)BROADCAST NEWS (1987)THIS IS SPINAL TAP (1984)TOOTSIE (1982)BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE (1989)BEST IN SHOW (2000)21 JUMP STREET (2012)THE ADVENTURES OF PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT (1994)THE JERK (1979)MEAN GIRLS (2004)Wedding Crashers (2005)SPACEBALLS (1987)COMING TO AMERICA (1988)SISTER ACT (1992)THE BLUES BROTHERS (1980)STEP BROTHERS (2008)THE NAKED GUN (1988)i'm gonna git you sucka (1988)SHAUN OF THE DEAD (2004)National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)Booty Call (1997)GALAXY QUEST (1999)BRIDESMAIDS (2011)HAPPY GILMORE (1996)TRADING PLACES (1983)MEET THE PARENTS (2000)SUPER TROOPERS (2001)GIRLS TRIP (2017)ZOOLANDER (2001)LIFE (1999)white chicks (2004)WAYNE'S WORLD (1992)CLUELESS (1995)FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH (1982)RAISING ARIZONA (1987)TOMMY BOY (1995)Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)death becomes her (1992)The Waterboy (1998)Harlem Nights (1989)CADDYSHACK (1980)the happytime murders (2018)TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE (2004)IDIOCRACY (2006)ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE (1994)BEVERLY HILLS COP (1984)BARBERSHOP (2002)OFFICE SPACE (1999)The Wood (1999)Little Shop of Horrors (1986)sausage party (2016)BIG (1988)Role Models (2008)FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF (1986)CLERKS (1994)THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY (1998)PITCH PERFECT (2012)BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN (2006)MRS. DOUBTFIRE (1993)Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)DUMB & DUMBER (1994)FRIDAY (1995)AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY (1997)SUPERBAD (2007)GHOSTBUSTERS (1984)pineapple express (2008)ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY (2004)THE HANGOVER (2009)A FISH CALLED WANDA (1988)ELF (2003)PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES (1987) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/mass-debaters/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mass-debaters/support

On The Road To Perfection
The Sacrament of Holy Matrimony – Episode 113

On The Road To Perfection

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 29:10


The Sacrament of Holy Matrimony, Marriage, Nuptials, and the ever-endearing "mawwiage" from The Princess Bride... However we refer to it, do we truly understand it? This Sacrament is misunderstood, taken for granted, and completely ignored by many people, but Beth and Kristofer stand up for this extremely important Sacrament. They explain the importance of it, why we should cherish it, and who needs to be involved in the actual Rite. And keep an ear out for Beth's dig at Kristofer - it's a funny moment that inadvertently proves the point...Sparky!

College Football Weekly

0:00 - Will's 'old man' neck still hurts5:38 - Tyler's outdated movie review (The Princess Bride)10:21 - Trivia25:13 - Anal beads and Chess30:31 - Week 3 PICKS

Westcoast Booksters
The Princess Will Save You: Sarah Henning Interview

Westcoast Booksters

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 39:54


What's better than 1 book? How about 3! We're talking about Sarah Henning's Princess Bride retelling series and bring all 3 books to you. We have brave princesses, backstabbing queens and murderous kings. And pirates! Come build a new kingdom with us...or maybe you'll join the warlord instead. 

CULT and CLASSIC
"PRINCESS PROBLEMS" PART 2: "THE PRINCESS AND THE GOBLIN" (1991)

CULT and CLASSIC

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2022 38:43


The royal mood strikes us again as we dive into the early Welsh animated feature THE PRINCESS AND THE GOBLIN (1991)! Adapted from the famed children's book of the same name, this obscurity boasts an all-star British voice cast with a baddie played by RIK MAYALL of DROP DEAD FRED (1991)! "There's Goblins in the Castle!" on this week's episode of CULT and CLASSIC Podcast! Listen wherever you get your podcasts and at https://cultandclassicfilms.com/! Last Week: "THE PRINCESS BRIDE" (1987) Host: Nate Wyckoff Panelist: Tad Mastroianni & Jeff Tucker

Matt Connarton Unleashed
Matt Connarton Unleashed: Erich Pilcher reviews The Princess Bride.

Matt Connarton Unleashed

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2022 21:24


This Ends at Prom
104: The Princess Bride - 35th Anniversary

This Ends at Prom

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2022 73:01 Very Popular


“But for now, rest well and dream of large women."35 years later and THE PRINCESS BRIDE is still as perfect now as it was then. This week The Wives discuss the fantasy romance adventure that solidified Andre the Giant as a screen legend, gave a princess the chance to save herself, delivered an endlessly quotable script, and found a way to turn a film from a genre usually reserved for teen girl audiences into an evergreen classic that all could enjoy. ---------Become a Patron! www.patreon.com/thisendsatprom---------Articles ReferencedWhy The Princess Bride is a Perfect Film: https://rb.gy/yezfxgThe Princess Bride was a Jewish Fantasy Film: https://rb.gy/5j8w4d--------Find the Show on Twitter & Instagram: @ThisEndsAtPromBJ Colangelo —Twitter & Instagram: @BJColangeloHarmony Colangelo — Twitter & Instagram: @Veloci_trap_tor----------Logo Design: Haley Doodles @HaleyDoodleDoTheme Song: The Sonder Bombs 'Title': https://thesonderbombs.bandcamp.com/

It's All Geek to Me
The Princess Bride - Part 2

It's All Geek to Me

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2022 47:49


Today's episode is part 2 of our special BONUS episode between seasons! We asked you on Twitter what movie we should watch for the very first time (before we dive into Star Wars for Season 2), and you voted for both Leah AND Kelli to watch The Princess Bride for the very first time. This is part 2 of our 2-part bonus episode, and today we watch the second half of the movie and share our thoughts on how it ends!Come back next Thursday for the start of Season 2 where Kelli will be watching Star Wars for the first time - with resident expert Leah to guide her, of course!Chat with us on Twitter! We'd love to hear what you think. You can find us at @AllGeekPodcast and be sure to tweet us your thoughts. Did you watch The Princess Bride as a kid, and does it hold up for you years later? Or are you starting to question some of Westley's actions (and the erm, many plot holes)?Support the show

The Kingdom Perspective
Hope in the Midst of Trail

The Kingdom Perspective

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2022 1:55


Transcript: Hello, this is Pastor Don of Christ Redeemer Church. Welcome to The Kingdom Perspective. Remember that great line from that classic 1980's film “The Princess Bride”? “Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.” Now, we can be assured that the Bible is not trying to sell us something. It is “straight up”. It tells us that fear, pain and suffering are real. Trouble and danger are unavoidable. In Romans, the Apostle Paul reminds us that it is only through suffering that we are able to share in Christ's glory (Romans 8:17). The cross precedes the crown. The path to the throne is through the thorns. The Bible fully acknowledges suffering, but it does so in hope, telling us “the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory that is to be revealed to us” (Romans 8:18). Now, you may feel that your disappointments are too deep, your suffering too intense. You may feel you can no longer hang on. Let me remind you that the Bible gets it. It totally understands your experience. And it offers hope in the midst of your very real storm. It promises that regardless of whether you can hang on, the Love of God in Christ always hangs on to you. Listen to God's promise: …in all these things we overwhelmingly conquer through Him who loved us. For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor height, nor depth, nor any other created thing, will be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord. (Romans 8:37-39 NASB) You may lose your grip on God; God's never loses His grip on you. Something to think about from The Kingdom Perspective. “Who will separate us from the love of Christ? Will tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or nakedness, or peril, or sword? Just as it is written, ‘For Your sake we are being put to death all day long; We were considered as sheep to be slaughtered.' But in all these things we overwhelmingly conquer through Him who loved us. For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor height, nor depth, nor any other created thing, will be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.” ~ Romans 8:35-39 (NASB)

CULT and CLASSIC
"PRINCESS PROBLEMS" PART 1: "THE PRINCESS BRIDE" (1987)

CULT and CLASSIC

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2022 59:47


We get courtly with a double shot of princess hijinks, starting with the adventurous family flick THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987)! Everyone knows it, everyone quotes it, and yet there's always more to learn about this classic from director ROB REINER and legendary screenwriter WILLIAM GOLDMAN! You asked and we said "As You Wish!" on this week's episode of CULT and CLASSIC Podcast! Listen wherever you get your podcasts and at https://cultandclassicpodcast.com/! Next Week: "THE PRINCESS AND THE GOBLIN" (1991) Host: Nate Wyckoff Panelist: Tad Mastroianni, Jeff Tucker & Mandy Longley

Hacker Public Radio
HPR3677: Hacker Public Radio 2021 - 2022 New Years Show Part 4

Hacker Public Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2022


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Ken uses paper + Google Docs... reminded of the Google Graveyard : Google Graveyard - https://killedbygoogle.com/ Game Of Thrones Books https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Song_of_Ice_and_Fire Considerations for storytelling : The Writer's Journey - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Writer%27s_Journey:_Mythic_Structure_for_Writers The Seven Basic Plots - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven_Basic_Plots The Hero's Journey - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hero%27s_journey Also, not enough people draw upon the 100 Year's War or Italian city-states period for inspiration - which is the secret sauce for Game of Thrones Linked notes, for building webs of information. 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Also, Palpatine was helped into power by his machinations. https://insidethemagic.net/2021/10/jar-jar-binks-sith-al1/ https://screenrant.com/star-wars-details-prove-darth-jar-jar-theory/ https://swfanon.fandom.com/wiki/Darth_Jar_Jar_(Beethoven4ever) https://www.cbr.com/star-wars-darth-jar-jar-theories-benefit-hated-character/ Star Wars Droids https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Star_Wars:_Droids:_The_Adventures_of_R2-D2_and_C-3PO https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088510/ https://youtu.be/ygr8wsqrhtI Star Wars Holiday Special https://www.starwarsholidayspecial.com/ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0193524/ https://youtu.be/6hH8rxarVG8 Yuuzhan Vong https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Yuuzhan_Vong Chiss https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Chiss/Legends Joker (movie) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7286456/ Also Heath Ledger is the best Joker ever says Honkey Magoo Star Wars - The First Order https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/First_Order Jedi Praxeum aka Jedi School https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jedi_Praxeum Marvel Multiverse https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiverse_(Marvel_Comics) The Simpsons https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Simpsons_Wiki The Simpsons Predictions https://www.joe.co.uk/entertainment/the-definitive-list-of-everything-the-simpsons-predicted-that-shockingly-came-true-305627 https://collider.com/predictions-the-simpsons-came-true/ South Park https://southpark.cc.com/ Dick Van Dyke Show https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054533/ https://www.metv.com/shows/the-dick-van-dyke-show https://nostalgiacentral.com/television/tv-by-decade/tv-shows-1960s/dick-van-dyke-show/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dick_Van_Dyke_Show Mary Tyler Moore Show https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065314/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mary_Tyler_Moore_Show https://nostalgiacentral.com/television/tv-by-decade/tv-shows-1970s/mary-tyler-moore-show/ Bewitched https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057733/ https://tubitv.com/series/300006608/bewitched https://nostalgiacentral.com/?s=bewitched https://nostalgiacentral.com/television/tv-by-decade/tv-shows-1960s/bewitched-2/ McHale's Navy https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055689/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McHale%27s_Navy https://nostalgiacentral.com/television/tv-by-decade/tv-shows-1960s/mchales-navy/ F Troop https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058800/ https://nostalgiacentral.com/television/tv-by-decade/tv-shows-1960s/f-troop/ Hogan's Heroes https://hogansheroes.fandom.com/wiki/Hogan%27s_Heroes https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058812/ https://nostalgiacentral.com/television/tv-by-decade/tv-shows-1960s/hogans-heroes/ Phil Silver's Show https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047763/ https://nostalgiacentral.com/television/tv-by-decade/tv-shows-1950s/phil-silvers-show/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phil_Silvers_Show Sgt. Bilko (movie with Steve Martin) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117608/ Adam Sandler https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001191/ Brooklyn 99 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2467372/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooklyn_Nine-Nine Idiocracy https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/ https://archive.org/details/Idiocracy_201507 Blazing Saddles https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071230/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blazing_Saddles https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-features/mel-brooks-why-blazing-saddles-is-the-funniest-movie-ever-made-252004/ Young Frankenstein https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072431/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Frankenstein https://www.cinemablend.com/news/2573686/young-frankenstein-behind-the-scenes-facts-about-the-mel-brooks-movie Silent Movie https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075222/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_Movie High Anxiety https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076141/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Anxiety Spaceballs https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaceballs Robin Hood : Men In Tights https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107977/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Hood:_Men_in_Tights Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102798/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Hood:_Prince_of_Thieves Princess Bride https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Princess_Bride_(film) Mawg (Spaceballs) https://spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Barf

q: The Podcast from CBC Radio
[Full episode] Jack Antonoff, Cary Elwes, Anais Granofsky

q: The Podcast from CBC Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2022 65:19


In a career-spanning interview, musician and producer Jack Antonoff discusses his latest Bleachers album, Take the Sadness Out of Saturday Night, and how he became a "genius in the language of grief." In his oral history of The Princess Bride, actor Cary Elwes reveals secrets from the set of the beloved film. Actor Anais Granofsky, best known for playing Lucy Fernandez on Degrassi Junior High, talks about her new memoir, The Girl in the Middle: Growing Up Between Black and White, Rich and Poor.

Down To Roll
Builds Character- Westley ft. Cory Fox

Down To Roll

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2022 26:23


Ian is joined by Cory as they embark on a mini-series within a mini-series. Over the next few weeks they will be building characters from the Princess Bride starting with Westley. We build the Man in Black, Dread Pirate Roberts himself! Grab a link to the D&D Beyond character here!  Be sure to check out campaign 3 and follow us on instagram and twitter @DTRcast!

Swords & Starships
The Princess Bride Review

Swords & Starships

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2022 60:20


You have to be "mostly dead" to have missed this rom-com fantasy romp of 1987!Brittney and Joshua dissect the troubling aspects of true love, cheer on Inigo's quest for vengeance, and share some of our favorite lines from the film.The Princess Bride IMBD LinkThings We Talk AboutQuicksaaaand! from RadioLab explains why kids born in the 80s and 90s fear quicksand.The Bechdel-Wallace TestFind us at:Podcast Website: https://swordsstarships.buzzsprout.comInstagram: Brittney and Joshua (@swordsnstarships) • Instagram photos and videosEmail: Starships@coosbaylibrary.orgOur Library's Facebook Page: Coos Bay Public Library | FacebookCoos Bay Public Library's Instagram: CoosBayLibrary (@coosbaylibrary) • Instagram photos and videos

Bullet Sponge
TRRS | The Princess Bride

Bullet Sponge

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 16:57


The Princess Bride is a 1987 American fantasy adventure comedy film directed and co-produced by Rob Reiner and starring Cary Elwes, Robin Wright, Mandy Patinkin, Chris Sarandon, Wallace Shawn, André the Giant, and Christopher Guest. Adapted by William Goldman from his 1973 novel of the same name, it tells the story of a farmhand named Westley, accompanied by companions befriended along the way, who must rescue his true love Princess Buttercup from the odious Prince Humperdinck. The film preserves the novel's metafictional narrative style by presenting the story as a book being read by a grandfather (Peter Falk) to his sick grandson (Fred Savage).

It's All Geek to Me
TheThe Princess Bride - Part 1

It's All Geek to Me

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 47:49


Today's episode is a special BONUS episode between seasons! We asked you on Twitter what movie we should watch for the very first time (before we dive into Star Wars for Season 2), and you voted for both Leah AND Kelli to watch The Princess Bride for the very first time. This is part 1 of our 2-part bonus episode, and today we watch the first 40 minutes of the movie and share our thoughts and predictions for how it will end.After we finish this mini bonus series, we'll be moving on to Season 2, where Kelli will be watching Star Wars for the first time - with resident expert Leah to guide her, of course.Chat with us on Twitter! We'd love to hear what you think. You can find us at @AllGeekPodcast and be sure to tweet us your thoughts. Do you think Westley deserves a break, or is he unredeemable? Tune in next week to find out our thoughts! Support the show

Confessions of a Fanboy
Confessions of a Fanboy #20 - The Princess Bride

Confessions of a Fanboy

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 33:12


Geekyfanboy Productions is proud to release a brand-new episode of Confessions of a Fanboy podcast... My friend Will confesses that he's never seen the Classic and most quoted movie... The Princess Bride, take a listen to why he's never seen it and what he thought of it after watching it.  For more information about Will Cavitt's Projects, check out his Instagram HERE.  FIND US ON THE WEB: MAIN WEBSITE - HTTP://CONFESSIONSOFAFANBOYPODCAST.COM TWITTER - @FANBOYPODCAST FACEBOOK FAN PAGE - HTTPS://WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/CONFESSIONSOFAFANBOY EMAIL US - CONFESSIONSOFAFANBOY@GMAIL.COM PATREON (DONATION) SUPPORTER - HTTPS://WWW.PATREON.COM/GEEKYFANBOY PODCAST PROMO'S PLAYED DURING THE SHOW THIS WEEK: ALIEN NATION: THE NEWCOMERS PODCAST MASH 4077 PODCAST THE GEEK ROUNDTABLE PODCAST © Geekyfanboy Productions

Don't Read Drunk
Episode 52: The Princess Bride

Don't Read Drunk

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 30:40


This week we are talking about the classic book The Princess Bride by William Goldman.  Crack open a Samuel Smith Nut Brown and let's share this amazing book and just as amazing movie.William Goldmanhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_GoldmanSamuel Smith Brewinghttps://www.samuelsmithsbrewery.co.uk/ Reunion Scene Letterhttps://www.mrbroviak.com/uploads/3/7/4/5/37450073/the_reunion_scene_from_the_princess_bride.pdf Get 2 months of Scribd Freehttps://www.scribd.com/g/9s1nq7 Scribdhttps://www.scribd.com/ Media RecommendationsCaptive Audience: A Real American Horror Story - HuluBig Hero 6 – Disney Plus Find my sponsors: 1uptilsunup on @1uptilsunup on; TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, or YouTubeAvenue Coffee is on Facebook and at: www.avenue-coffeehouse.comSupernova Coffee and Donutshttps://3rdstmarkethall.com/locations/all-vendors/supernova-coffee-doughnuts Find me on Instagram @dontreaddrunk www.dontreaddrunk.buzzsprout.comdontreaddrunk@gmail.com 

Quantum Recast
The Princess Bride - 2007: Iocaine't Believe We've Done This.

Quantum Recast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2022 118:27


Nick asks the inconceivable of us, attempting to recast the beloved 1987 fantasy classic, The Princess Bride, moving it twenty years forward to 2007! Will Cory and Tanner be able to find a cast worthy of the original, and will they be able to find anyone who could make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts? Hit play to find out!Thanks for listening! If you feel like supporting us, you can do that here!PatreonBuyMeACoffee And don't forget to rate and review us and check us out at our links below. TwitterInstagramFacebookor at quantumrecast.com!Starring:Cory Williams (@TheLionFire)Nick Growall (@NickGrowall)Tanner Risner (@TheTannerRisner)Editing by:Tanner Risner (@TheTannerRisner)

Revenge of the Film Nerds
The Princess Bride (1987)

Revenge of the Film Nerds

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2022 69:16


Taking two seasons to review The Princess Bride? Inconceivable!The Film Nerds are back this week with their first ever dive into the worlds of high fantasy and romantic comedy with the 1987 cult classic directed by Rob Reiner and written by William Goldman. Sit back and enjoy a tale of how some of America's most powerful writing forces brought together a film considered "impossible" to make, the serendipity that assembled its cast, the film's wide-reaching appeal and message, and the joy evoked by one of the most quotable scripts in the history of cinema. A deep dive into a timeless classic? As you wish.

Cinema Death Cult
PRINCESS BRIDE with James Griffith

Cinema Death Cult

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2022 107:50


Once upon a time, I watched "The Princess Bride" with my daughter. She liked it but wanted more of the romance stuff in the beginning. Then my Princess Bride journey began. I read the movie's source material, William Goldman's playful, metatextual novel and thought maybe the playfulness and metatextualness is unneeded, considering the jewel of the story at the heart of the book. James and I have been talking about doing a swashbuckling/Erroll Flynn CDC episode for a while. So we talk about "Captain Blood" and "The Sea Hawk." Both are streaming on HBO Max but also elsewhere if you google their titles and the words "streaming" and "free." The Princess Bride, meanwhile, is on Disney Plus. I'll write more here later. Gotta movie on with my life right now (ha! I meant move on with my life but it's a podcast about movies so fun typo!) Show notes: The book I couldn't think of is "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman," by Laurence Sterne. I sort of mangle the description of Nabokov's "Pale Fire." I 100 percent stand by my endorsement of The War Nerd Iliad. Buy it here (https://www.amazon.com/War-Nerd-Iliad-John-Dolan/dp/1627310509)! Today! James was right, Goldman did write the screenplay for "All the Presidents Men." Also, I regret not mentioning my observation that Wallace Shawn stars in the biggest "Andre" movie (My Dinner With Andre) and stars with the biggest Andre ever in a movie (Andre the Giant).

A Film By...
Rob Reiner - Ghosts of Mississippi

A Film By...

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2022 58:12


Rob Reiner made us laugh with "This Is Spinal Tap." He swept us away into adventure with "The Princess Bride." We discovered the fear of helplessness with "Misery," and he recaptured our childhood with "Stand By Me."In 1996, he educated us about Medgar Evers and opened our eyes to injustice with his historical drama, "Ghosts of Mississippi." www.afilmbypodcast.comafilmbypodcast@gmail.com@afilmbypodcast on Facebook and Twitter

Cinema Swirl
Episode 96: The Princess Bride

Cinema Swirl

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2022 84:03


Our Christian Viewing Experience
Ep. 105 The Princess Bride and Nope

Our Christian Viewing Experience

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2022 80:18


Welcome back, This week we are back to bring you the good stuff, as always. So Noah brings in The Princess Bride to talk about how even though Princess Buttercup does love Westley she does not go through the effort to seek him out, even as he has proved through his service of her that he loves her and is deserving of her pursuit; much like how God loves us and is deserving of our pursuit of Him even as we fail to do so. Elias then talks about Nope and how in the film evil is given a foot hold in people's lives as they try and make it into something they can exploit. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ocvepod/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ocvepod/support

Cosmic Peach
The Princess Bride & The Lizards! W/ Ryan Dean

Cosmic Peach

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2022 80:18


It's the episode you've all been waiting for! Or at least, I have! We're talking the Royal family! We got the queen, we got Princess Diana, we got lizard people and last but certainly not least, we have Ryan!! From the Dangerous World Podcast! And he kills it, as usual! Ryan shows us the connection between the Royals, Vald the Impaler, the house of bath (Elizabeth Bathory) and the DRAGON! Buckle up, because we are diving in!  Check out Dangerous World Podcast and show some love! IG: Dangerousworldpod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Cobra Guys
Podcasters Of Unusual Size

Cobra Guys

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2022 174:20


This week Mikey & Jeremy watch "The Princess Bride". They discuss breathable tops, french giants, and swashbuckling swordplay. 

Two Dudes, One Double Feature
Episode 95- The Princess Shrek

Two Dudes, One Double Feature

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2022 110:51


The dudes discuss some fantasy flicks: THE PRINCESS BRIDE and SHREK and its sequel, SHREK 2. This episode is dedicated to Dude Two's brother, Mike! be sure to tune into the intermission for a special skit, courtesy of the Armstrong Brothers! It lasts from 48:38-57:19 Not intended for children. The views expressed do not necessarily reflect the views of their employers. Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoDudes7 Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/Two-Dudes-One-Double-Feature-Podcast-108846657540306 Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/twodudesonedoublefeature/?igshid=17oyviqg0pxno&fbclid=IwAR13Qy_UYaRmxREDtBlpA7zWovszRFB_C3QTB7xTbbDXZnvMZrWeATkCHHg Two Dudes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYTI68Y7QaIFvRzBVZA2Zyw Richard's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Channel23hahaha Joey's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkFZy6PEmCY2SPScOAWkXbg?view_as=subscriber

Love Your Work
286. Nobody Knows Anything

Love Your Work

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 9:32


In 1977, Richard Bachman published his first novel. In an unusual move for a first-time author, Bachman made his publisher promise to release his books with hardly any marketing. Bachman stacked the dice against himself Bachman's books were to skip the hardcover format and go straight to bargain-bin paperback – the kind you'd find mixed in with other nobody-authors, at a truck stop on I-80, somewhere near Grand Island. He also insisted he was unavailable for interviews, which cut his books off from a key marketing channel. Most publishers wouldn't agree to such bizarre terms, but they were especially excited to release Bachman's books. But he still did pretty well Today, forty-five years later, most people have unsurprisingly never heard of Richard Bachman. His books did alright, though: His fourth was optioned for film rights, his fifth sold 28,000 copies, and he got a couple letters a month from fans of his writing. Bachman wasn't Bachman But his books were so good, one Washington D.C. bookstore clerk was suspicious. Steve Brown dug through the Library of Congress copyright records, and confirmed his suspicion: Richard Bachman was Stephen King. Why did one of the world's hottest authors publish – in the same genre – under a pen name? At the time, King's publisher had an almost-superstitious belief that if they published more than one of his books in a year, they would distract readers from This Year's Book (that they let King publish Bachman books with so little fanfare speaks to their conviction in this belief). King later described it as like being married to someone with a drastically-smaller sexual appetite: He had to find an outlet somewhere else. “Either find an audience or disappear quietly” While he was publishing under a pen name, he figured he'd conduct an experiment. He wondered, to what degree was his massive success due to luck? So, as he has said, Stephen King “stacked the dice” against Richard Bachman. He wanted Bachman's books “to go out there and either find an audience or just disappear quietly.” After word got out that Richard Bachman was Stephen King, his books sold even better. That book that sold 28,000 copies for Richard Bachman – Thinner – quickly sold ten times that as a King title. Is seven years & five books long enough? At first glance, King's Bachman experiment is an open-and-shut case: Bachman's books sold way more copies with Stephen King's name on their covers. But King himself feels his experiment got cut short. He said of Bachman, who he killed off in a press release by “cancer of the pseudonym,” “He died with that question – is it work that takes you to the top or is it all just a lottery? – still unanswered.” Bachman worked in anonymity for seven years, and released five books – how is that not enough? Even the pros don't know William Goldman was a two-time Academy-Award-Winning screenwriter. He wrote the screenplays for Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Princess Bride, and Misery (which was supposed to be Richard Bachman's sixth book, but instead was released by Stephen King). In Goldman's book, Adventures in the Screen Trade, he pointed out that in one typical movie season, sixteen major films were released by the major studios. One was a runaway success, and ten of those sixteen lost more than ten million dollars. Why did those studios bother making the stinkers? Because, as Goldman said: Nobody knows anything...... Not one person in the entire motion picture field knows for a certainty what's going to work. Every time out it's a guess and, if you're lucky, an educated one. Nobody knowing anything takes the appeal out of King's Bachman story. It sounded like the perfect story for aspiring creatives to point to and say, “Look, the universe is conspiring against me. If you don't have a big name already, you're screwed.” Nothing guarantees creative success But really, nothing can guarantee success. You could say you have to have connections, and I could point out that Richard Pryor's son played at the Apollo, and got booed off the stage. You could say you need name recognition, and I could tell you that the 28,000 copies Bachman's fifth book sold was four-thousand more than Stephen King's own fourth book sold. You could say all you need is your big break, and I could remind you that Steve Martin was on The Tonight Show – the big break in the comedy business at the time – sixteen times before someone recognized him in public. Nobody knows anything. If movie studios knew blockbusters, that's all they'd make. If record companies knew hits, that's all they'd release. If publishers knew bestsellers, that's all they'd launch. And if venture capitalists knew “unicorns,” they'd just be called capitalists. Quality can't hide Nobody knows anything, but somebody knows something. As Goldman himself said, you can make an educated guess. I bet he'd agree that a ninety-minute cellphone video of a ham sandwich sitting on a plate is unlikely to fill theaters. There was another author, named Robert Galbraith, whose debut novel didn't do great. It sold 1,500 copies in the first few months – not bad either. But there was something fishy about Galbraith's work. A journalist tweeted that she had enjoyed Galbraith's book, but it seemed way too well-written to be the debut novel of who was supposedly a retired military officer. An anonymous account tipped this journalist, saying That's because it's not a debut novel: Robert Galbraith is actually a really well-known author's pseudonym. That led to a computer linguistic analysis and the London Times confronted the alleged author. J. K. Rowling admitted that she was Robert Galbraith, then The Cuckoo's Calling, a crime novel, proceeded to sell like hotcakes. So, of course Rowling's name recognition helped the book sell, but try as she could to hide her identity, she couldn't hide her quality. Her writing was, to paraphrase Steve Martin, so good it couldn't be ignored. Stephen King got to enjoy the anonymity of his pen name for seven years. Rowling hers about three months. Maybe there's some others out there who never got caught, but it seems social media and computer linguistic analysis has shortened the life of pen names. But King and Rowling both had the same problem: You can't hide quality, and you can't hide voice. From the beginning, King got letters asking him if he was Richard Bachman. Bachman had the extra challenge that he wasn't merely copying the style of an author already dominating a genre – he literally was that author. Sometimes a copycat does better than the original, because they can't help but be different as they try to copy. For example, Kurt Cobain said he was trying to rip off the Pixies when he wrote Smells Like Teen Sprit. An exact copy doesn't have much chance, because the original already punctured the exact same vacuum. You can't know anything, so know your work Jerry Seinfeld likes to tell beginning comedians they'll never make it. Because if they hear that from a comedy legend and still do comedy, he figures, they might have a chance. Maybe it's not satisfying that nobody knows anything. It kind of makes you want to throw your hands up and say, What's the use?! But maybe that's a good thing. If you can know that nobody knows anything, and still be dedicated to your craft, maybe you have a shot. About Your Host, David Kadavy David Kadavy is author of Mind Management, Not Time Management, The Heart to Start and Design for Hackers. Through the Love Your Work podcast, his Love Mondays newsletter, and self-publishing coaching David helps you make it as a creative. Follow David on: Twitter Instagram Facebook YouTube Subscribe to Love Your Work Apple Podcasts Overcast Spotify Stitcher YouTube RSS Email Support the show on Patreon Put your money where your mind is. Patreon lets you support independent creators like me. Support now on Patreon »       Show notes: http://kadavy.net/blog/posts/nobody-knows-anything/

The Say Report
Episode 43: A Very Special Episode - Stardust

The Say Report

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 141:07


In this very special episode of The Say Report we put our unabashed love for the 2007 adaptation of Neil Gaiman's "Stardust" on full display. Not because it is one of the most important films in a year of cinema that galvanized and enforced the bond between your host-companions... Not just because Sejohn absolutely worships and celebrates the works of Neil Gaiman... Not simply because for Devon this film represents those same feelings of nostalgia that the "Princess Bride" inspires in his contemporaries... No we lavish our praise on this film because perhaps of all the films released in 2007 and certainly of those films that we are examining against the timeline of our friendship "Stardust" is the most evergreen amongst them. Episode Artwork by Dayle Decker

It's All Geek to Me
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King - Part 7

It's All Geek to Me

Play Episode Play 30 sec Highlight Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 47:49


In today's episode, Kelli and Leah wrap up the first season of It's All Geek to Me by finishing the final film of the trilogy The Lord of the Rings! They discuss the ending of The Return of the King and of the series as a whole, and Kelli shares her thoughts on how everything wraps up and whether she liked the Lord of the Rings. Leah shares her final cry tally for the trilogy and it's somehow even more than expected, and shockingly, Kelli admits to crying once during the ending. Thank you all for joining us for the very first season of It's All Geek to Me! The Lord of the Rings trilogy may be over, but the podcast will continue! Tune in next week for a special bonus episode where both Kelli and Leah will watch The Princess Bride for the first time, before moving on to the next geeky franchise - which is officially announced in today's episode ;)Chat with us on Twitter! We'd love to hear what you think. You can find us at @AllGeekPodcast and be sure to tweet us your thoughts. Are you excited for Season 2 of our podcast?? What order do you think we'll be watching the movies in?Babylon 5 For the First Time - Not a Star Trek PodcastTwo veteran Star Trek podcasters watch Babylon 5 for the first time.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the show

Steamy Stories Podcast
CHRISTIAN COLLEGE SEX COMEDY: PART 12 extended -

Steamy Stories Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022


Annoy me with all your heart. (Part 12)- A Spring Break 13-part Novel.Annoy Me with all your heart.By FinalStand. The player above contains the intro section. Listen to the complete episode by clicking here, at Steamy Stories. “Come here, Mercy,” Rio coaxed, “On your back, my little slut, and spread those legs.” I wished I could see what she was up to because soon Mercy was moaning and gurgling all over the place.“Please, Rio,” Mercy pleaded, “please, ”“Do you like that?” Rio teased. “Wiggle that ass for me, then, Baby.”“Ah, oh, Rio, I love you,” Mercy moaned. SMACK!“None of that, you skank,” Rio snapped. “You are my toy, nothing more.”“Yes,” sobbed Mercy.“Good girl,” Rio responded. Mercy gave off a hiccup, then a gasp of pleasure. “You know you are my tight-ass whore; right?” Her victim lurched and moaned several more times.“Yes, yes, I understand,” Mercy gasped. “I'm yours, whenever, you want.” SMACK!“Good girl. Now shake that ass, Bitch,” Rio continued. Mercy began making choking, sobbing sounds. “Don't you dare cum until you get me off. Work that tongue like you mean it.” I could now visualize Rio and Mercy in a sixty-nine, Rio on top, with a dildo up Mercy's butt.While figuring that out, I almost missed Iona starting to spasm on my face. I could feel her vagina contracting on my tongue. One hand was yanking and releasing my hair while the fingernails on the other dug into my shoulder. I moved my tongue and latched onto her clit with my lips and sucked on it for all I was worth.“Ah, oh, oh, oh, ZANE!!!!!” Iona screamed. Her fluids dripped over my nose, into my mouth, and down my chin, but that wasn't my problem. My problem was that Iona's body was convulsing, bending her backward toward the head of the bed and me forward into Barbie Lynn. Of course, if I couldn't stop Iona's progress, she'd topple onto Barbie Lynn too.“Oh, Godfuckdamn!” Barbie exploded as I rammed my full length into her inadvertently. “Jesus, love, ” which was cut off by her orgasm taking over. Her anal muscles constricted and that was it for me. Hot semen shot down Barbie's gut, causing her to scream even louder. My whole body was trembling from my ejaculation, plus the strain the two women were putting on me.Somehow I hung on long enough for Iona to reach behind her, catching the headboard, while Barbie Lynn extended her arms up to brace Iona from tumbling over.“Fuck, yeah, that's what I'm talking about,” Rio laughed. “Mercy, you can come now.”“Uh, uh, thank, oh, God,” Mercy gasped out. “Rio, Um, ugh,” she choked out before she buried her face into Rio's pussy and muffled further expressions of ecstasy.“Gurr,” Rio growled, before burying her face into the top of Mercy's thigh. I figured by Mercy's thrashing that Rio took a bit of a nip out of her playmate's flesh. In a shuddering heap of sweaty flesh, Iona, Barbie Lynn, and I flopped onto the bed without anyone being crushed. They lay there while I remained on my knees.“Damn,” Valerie chuckled, “I feel like a virgin all over again.”“Hell, I need to take a shower and I just sat here,” Gorman agreed. I moved between Barbie Lynn and Iona. “Fuck, he's still hard.”“Zane's like that,” Barbie Lynn laughed between gasps of breath. “He's always hard after the first round, God bless his soul.”Iona snuggled into me, kissing my chest between gulps of air.“It's only been thirty minutes,” Iona sighed. “We'll let him recharge a little bit before going at him again.”“Yes, my butt hurts,” Barbie Lynn added. “I won't be ready for, say an hour.”Rio dismounted Mercy and rolled next to Barbie Lynn.“Mercy, get up here and kiss me, damn it,” Rio breathed huskily. Mercy staggered around on all fours and crawled up Rio's body until she straddled her. A dreamy smile on her face, Mercy went to kiss Rio on the lips but Rio stopped her.“No, you don't, you cunt,” Rio chastised her. “Here,” she indicated her chin. Mercy kissed it. Rio then led Mercy on a slow quest over her nose, cheeks, earlobe, and finally the lips. Rio grabbed Mercy's hips and pulled the older girl down on top of her.“Okay, I have to ask; how did Rio end up in bed with Mercy? Mercy is one of my better martial artists and Rio is, well, Rio, kind of an annoying little twerp,” Gorman wondered.“I won her playing bingo,” was Rio's smarmy comeback.“They developed a relationship when you put her in our path,” I was a bit more honest. “Mercy discovered something about herself and someone in Rio who could satisfy her needs.” To emphasize the point, Rio spanked Mercy's ass hard and the girl humped Rio in response.“So, besides Cappadocia, are there any of my other girls you, have a relationship with?” Dana inquired. She even leaned forward on the chair she was sitting on.“What makes you think Cappy and I have a thing?” I asked.“On Monday,” Dana rolled her eyes at my naiveté, “she hated you and on Wednesday, she couldn't keep her eyes off of you and couldn't drive the other teammates out of the gym for your, private lesson. Just because I'm over thirty doesn't mean I'm soft in the head.”“That's not fair, Coach,” Rio smiled past Mercy. “We never thought you were bright.”Before I could say or do anything, Barbie Lynn elbowed her.“Ow!” Rio snickered. “Why are you hitting me?”“I owe you. You said a bad thing, and Zane says never fight yesterday's battles. Now that the Coach is no longer the bad girl, we don't pick on her,” Barbie Lynn explained.“But I'm always annoying,” Rio countered. “Why is this time special?”“Rio, don't you think Zane deserves a break? He's always throwing himself onto the train tracks for you and you give him shit for it,” Barbie Lynn sounded a bit cross. “After all, you wouldn't have Mercy if you'd had your way. Zane was right about you being good for the rest of us to know, and he was right about saving Mercy. I trust him about Coach because I trust you too.”“Trust, smust, I'll keep my spank-o-matic,” Rio grimaced. She clearly got Barbie Lynn's point but admitting it at the moment wasn't in her. “So, does anyone want to give Mercy a hard spanking? If not, I'm going to get my big strap-on and ream her ass until she is so hoarse, she can't scream anymore.”“Don't you think you two need to grow together before using the ‘OMG' model?” I warned her. That thing would tear Mercy's unprepared butt to shreds. I reached over Barbie Lynn and spanked Mercy four times, two to each ass cheek. She yelped and jolted with each contact, and while tears welled in her eyes, she couldn't have been happier.“I'm getting my favorite strap-on, then,” Rio wiggled from under Mercy.“Hold her back,” Valerie joked. “She's lost her mind.” Mercy buried her face in the bed, shook her head, and raised her butt up in the air. “Fine, if it's the Spas-monkey you want, so be it.”“Have some of this,” Barbie Lynn fished out the lubricant and handed it to Mercy. “I don't know how patient Rio is going to be when she gets back.”Rio, who was only a few feet away getting out and attaching her strap-on, stuck out her tongue at Valerie and Barbie. “Spaz-monkey? I prefer Vibrator-Bunny, or didn't you two get my tweet?”“How about Vibrating Spaz?” Iona suggested. Rio howled and charged the bed.“That's it,” she giggled, “that tight little virgin butt-hole is mine!” Iona squawked and buried herself under my side.“That's my virgin butt to nurture and enjoy, bro, not yours,” I taunted Rio as I reached around and put a comforting arm around Iona. I wasn't sure how Iona would take that. Her kisses to my ribs ended those worries.“I'll nipple twist you for her,” Rio grinned. Belying her threat, she was lining up behind Mercy while Mercy was rubbing lube all along her ass cleft and anus.“I never considered the benefits of anal sex in a school full of virgin school girls,” Valerie mused. “Oral sex, I expected, but not anal.”“Somehow, when the Founders created the Purity Pledge, I suspect they were forbidding all kinds of intercourse, but they never counted on Zane,” Dana stated.“Rio, I'm not going to take you on in a contest you love and I hate,” I smiled. “How about a shoot-off? I'll spot you two orgasms.”“Four,” Rio hissed. She'd spread the oil over her dildo and was slowly pushing it into the ass of Mercy. Mercy had her face still buried in the sheets, her fists balled up and her hips pushing back.“Uh, uh, uh,” Mercy groaned, as Rio penetrated with short jabs. She rested her hands on Mercy's shoulder and neck.“Okay, now I'm grateful I sleep on my back,” Valerie commented. “I promised Zane I wouldn't break her, but if I felt that poking my hiney, I'd stick it somewhere she'd not soon forget.”“Do the world a favor and stick it in her mouth,” Dana smirked.“Hardy, har-har,” Rio chuckled. She reached down beside Mercy, retrieved her vibrator, and began rubbing it along that girl's pussy slit and clit. Barbie Lynn reached for my cock and began stroking it, rubbing it along her ass and between her cheeks.“I need another beer,” Dana sighed. “All this is doing is reminding me that plastic doesn't really get the job done.”“Get me a Coke and I'll get the popcorn,” Valerie said. “After all, I have an open invitation to join whenever I want.” I had to wonder when that had happened, then I remembered Rio and her big mouth.Iona had settled in on her side, head propped up on her elbow, as she watched me push into Barbie Lynn once more. I had my hands on her hip and thigh, pushing in with more force this time around.“Feels, so, good,” Barbie Lynn sighed, as my cock filled up her rectum. “Make me feel good, Daddy.”I lifted up her left leg, then gingerly took her wounded leg and raised it to my shoulder as well. As I felt the deep reaches of her bowels envelop me, Barbie Lynn arched her back and let out a sob of joy.“Oh, that's what I need,” she moaned, “That's what I've missed.”Unlike our first round, this time we were raw with our hunger for one another. I kneaded her breasts, teasing and pulling the nipples from time to time. Her body was folded up so that our faces were close enough for me to lock onto those gorgeous bedroom blue eyes. Barbie licked her lips and blew kisses at me.I was so into Barbie sensually that I almost missed Mercy going off next to us.“Oh God, oh fuck, oh God!” she verbally exploded. “Please!!!” Rio kept up the slap, slap, slap of her thighs against Mercy's butt.“Don't you give up on me, Bitch,” Rio taunted her. She grabbed a handful of Mercy's hair and pulled her shoulder up off the bed until she was balancing on her hands and knees.Rio shot a look my way and mouthed ‘I love you' as she kept working Mercy over into one cascading orgasm after another. I was pounding deep into Barbie Lynn's tight orifice, Rio was happy, and Iona was giving me a dreamy, contented look. Life could hardly be better.“Zane, we need to, Oh, My God!” Virginia Goodswell cried out in a shocked voice.Faculty Spectators in Zane's Bedroom“Here, have my seat, Virginia,” Gorman grinned. “You look like you are about to fall over.” I hadn't even heard Dana or Valerie return.“Zane, what are you doing?” Virginia questioned.“I'm a little busy,” I ground out. Fucking was hard, attention intensive, and pleasurable work.“Virginia, he's having anal intercourse with Barbie Lynn Masters,” Dana chuckled. “I thought that would have been obvious. Rio Talon is using a strap-on and a dildo on Mercy Chaplain, and Iona, having been touched and licked to two orgasms, is sitting this round out.”“I can see that and, Dana, what are you doing here?” Virginia, my Spiritual Advisor, asked.“I'm unemployed so they aren't my students anymore,” Dana snorted. “Also, Zane's got one of the few illegal internet hook-up plus satellite TV. My apartment is a tomb, comparatively.”“This was the farthest thing from my mind when I learned my Dad was sending me to an All-Girl Christian University,” Valerie added.“It is the skirts,” Rio giggled. “Zane can't keep his hands off the skirts.”“In my experience, Zane has the pathological desire to worship the female form,” Iona joined in.“Listen, I knew Zane was having, relationships, but coming in and finding him in bed with four women, girls, students is a bit much to wrap my mind around,” Virginia related. “My sex life has been a bit vanilla.”“I prefer to think of mine as disappointing,” Dana confessed.“All my boyfriends have lived under threat of dismemberment, so I've had it pretty safe too,” Valerie stated.“Threat of dismemberment?” Virginia stammered.“She's a member of a major criminal biker organization in the Rockies,” Dana informed her.“We are a motorcycle club,” Valerie defended her family.“I'm having sex here,” I growled. “If you don't mind, ”“We are good, Zane,” Valerie replied. “Don't worry about us, and Barbie needs you.”“Gee, thanks,” I grumbled, but she was right; Barbie Lynn needed my attention.“Ms. Palmer, every one of your known associates, except your baby sister, has a criminal record,” Dana said.“I've never been convicted of anything,” Val countered, “and Mom got off on a bad search.”Mercy cried out as Rio shifted to sharp powerful jabs with her artificial cock.“I've got a record,” Rio crowed proudly.“That only means you were sloppy enough to get caught,” Valerie pointed out.“It wasn't my fault; I ran out of road while driving a stolen Porsche,” Rio told us.“You stole a Porsche?” Valerie asked.“How do you run out of road in an expensive, high-performance sports car?” Virginia wondered.“Yes, take that, Mercy, you bitch,” slap, slap, “I stole a Porsche and I ran out of road when I cruised into another car showroom on the far side of town. Who knew that those dumb sons-of-bitches didn't put a back way out that place?”“Rio, why did you steal something that didn't belong to you in the first place?” Iona begged to know.“Blame drugs, teenage hormones, or the fact that it was a school night, I hadn't studied for a test the next day, and this sounded like the best way of not having to take it,” Rio suggested.I would have told them that was Rio-speak for 'I have no idea' except I'd finally stretched Barbie Lynn's hamstrings to the point we had our tongues entwined, mouths pressed, and teeth nibbling on each other's lips like famished lovers. I could feel her anal spasm vibrating up through her body and her lungs fighting for air. She was getting close and I thought it was going to be a big one.“That would be an exhibition of low impulse control,” Dana chided Rio.“I think it shows poor life choices,” Virginia stated.“I think it shows she's fucking nuts,” Valerie declared.“Fine, whatever, but I'm one of the two people fucking a sweet piece of ass while you dykes are sitting on the sidelines,” Rio taunted them.“You are my students,” Virginia began, “I don't, ” She was interrupted by Barbie Lynn.“Ugh, Oh, Lord Jesus, Zane,” she gasped then, “Aye!” she screamed so loud I was afraid my brain would explode. She kept trying to buck me off and thrash about so violently that I was afraid she'd hurt herself, or me.I rode that wave for almost a minute before Barbie Lynn made one final strenuous effort, then went limp in my arms. I gently shifted her legs down my sides to rest on the bed. I remained propped over her until her eyes focused on me and an ephemeral smile graced her lips.“Um, sleepy,” she purred.“Okay, Babe,” I said, then kissed her nose. Her eyes closed and her breathing became low and regular. “Okay,” I whispered once again. I slowly withdrew from her and slid down the bed.“What was that?” Virginia asked softly.“I'm pretty sure that was an orgasm,” Dana responded.“No, I think that was fucking a girl into unconsciousness,” Valerie countered.“Ugh, ugh, uh, Rio, oh, yeah, it hurts,” Mercy moaned.“And here goes the other one,” Dana chuckled.“I know it hurts, Mercy-slut, now cum for your Momma,” Rio groaned to Mercy as he pressed her body onto Mercy's back.“Ugh, I, I'm, trying,” Mercy gasped out, then she screamed as Rio rammed the vibrator onto Mercy's clit and flicked it onto the high setting. “Oh, Fuck Me!!” she screamed. Mercy's body fell forward prostrate on the bed, her lungs fighting for air and her thighs and ass shaking uncontrollably.“Zane, does this kind of thing hap-, oh, my God, Zane, you are still hard,” Virginia exclaimed.“Honestly,” I sighed, “if I had fewer beautiful women in my life, I'd have more blood to the brain to think straight with.” I finished up by opening my wardrobe and taking out a robe.“Now I'm going to take a shower, get re-hydrated, then come back here and see if I can convince Iona to give me a little more of her time,” I continued.“I'll join you,” Rio grinned, as she slipped off the strap-on.“I'll come along as well,” Iona said as she popped off the bed, only to end up on wobbly legs.“No,” Virginia commanded, “Zane showers alone. You two aren't even dressed so there is no way you are going out there among all those other girls sticky with sex.”Rio traipsed over to my dresser and pulled out two of my dress shirts. She tossed one to Iona and put on the other.“See, I'm dressed,” Rio declared.“No, you are not; that shirt isn't even buttoned,” Virginia responded. At this point, I walked out of the room and toward the shower near the hot tub (as opposed to the one by the sauna).PAIGE REVISITEDWith the looks I was getting, I almost wished I could back up. Some of the fifty or so girls at my place wondered what the hell all that screaming was about, a few knew what it was but couldn't believe the volume of the noise, and a few came up and kissed me.“Hey, Slugger,” Opal teased me after a deep tongue tackle. “Who in the hell where you giving it to?”Brandi came up and wrapped an arm around Opal's arm.“It was Barbie Lynn,” Paige snuck up on me and volunteered. “I recognize her inflections.” Her ghosting up on me yet again wasn't the most disturbing part of the young albino maiden; it was the burning hunger in her eyes.“You took Barbie Lynn's virginity?” Millicent Pierce questioned me somewhat fearfully.“That's not the hole Zane goes up,” Opal grinned wickedly. Millicent instinctively covered her backside.“Can you imagine how good that had to feel to make Barbie Lynn scream that loud?” Paige purred. Uh, oh, that was some serious trouble being aimed my way.“Does that hurt?” Millicent murmured.“Yeah, it hurts so much that Barbie Lynn hunts Zane down every other night and has sex with him until she can no longer move,” Opal exaggerated. “Speaking of which, where is our real Dorm Mother?”“She's asleep in bed,” I admitted, somewhat shame-facedly. Millicent looked blown away.“Can I go see her?” Millicent asked.“She's my lover, not an exhibit,” I informed her. “Let her sleep in peace.” I moved through the little crowd and entered the shower.The hot water cascaded over my body, erasing the fatigue from my tired muscles and cleaning my sweaty body and the sex off my cock. Getting out proved that not only did sexually repressed young ladies like to ogle my naked form, but they also paid no attention to my desires. I caught Paige and Millicent sneaking back out of my room with Rio and Iona in tow.“She looks so, peaceful,” Millicent muttered.“What part of leave her alone did you not understand?” I growled angrily.“Spank the naughty bitches,” Rio egged me on.“They didn't do anything to wake Barbie Lynn up,” Iona defended them.“I'm sorry,” Millicent apologized. Paige looked anything but contrite, challenging my gaze instead.“Fine, spank Snowflake here,” Rio persisted.“What? No Edgar Winters reference?” Paige shot back while keeping her eyes on me.“Paige,” I said in a deadly even tone, “apologize or leave.”“Or what?” she taunted. I nodded and took a deep breath.“Oh, you are going to get it now, you skank,” Rio chuckled. Instead, I walked past them all and went to my room.“That was a bit disappointing,” Paige sneered. No one else said anything for a second, then Iona clued in.“Whoops, Paige, Zane will be right back,” Iona commented.“I can hardly wait,” she said sarcastically.In the room, Virginia and Dana had moved to the small sofa on the far side of the room, deep in quiet conversation. Mercy had curled up next to a sleeping Barbie Lynn, and Barbie Lynn looked like some angel, confident, sleeping, and almost otherworldly in her beauty. Before I could hope to enjoy it, I had to get dressed and resolve an issue.I raced through dressing back into my school uniform and walked outside.“Now you are going to get it,” Rio whispered to Paige. Paige snorted.“Paige, you brought me word about Heaven and I owe you for that, so if we can agree that you are going to respect me and my personal space, I'm going to forget about you going to my bedroom uninvited,” I laid it out for her.“And if I don't?” she confronted me.“I pick you up, throw you over my shoulder, and toss you out of the dorm, and you won't be invited back until you grow a personality that isn't all conceited douche,” I answered.“You can't and you won't,” Paige shook her head.“Reality check, Paige,” I grinned. “I'll ask Cordelia to keep you away, and while she likes you, she needs me more, and you don't have the stones to go against Cordelia, do you?”“Is that the best you have, Zane?” Paige sniffed derisively.“Paige, you are a really smart girl, but Cordelia has several really smart girls,” I pointed out. “What matters is how many friends you have compared to how many friends I have. How does that math work out for you?”“That doesn't mean anything,” Paige responded defensively.“Good enough. I don't really feel like arguing,” I shrugged. I swept up on Paige, who had some good reaction time but no skill. I had her up and over my shoulder in three seconds flat.“Put me down!” she squawked. I headed down the stairs, her fists beating my back and her legs kicking.“Bye-bye, ya whore,” Rio chuckled. It didn't take much imagination to know that Iona was glaring at Rio for that comment.“Stop, put me down,” Paige struggled. After we made the elevator, “You can put me down now.” I didn't respond because I wasn't hearing what I needed to hear and I didn't feel like engaging her in conversation.“Please, don't,” she tried, once we landed on the first floor, but to no effect. I took her to the dorm door, kicked it open, and stepped out.“Here you go,” I said as I deposited her. I had no idea how far past tears she'd gotten.“I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,” she snarled. “Okay? Happy? You win and I lose. You are the popular kid and I'm not.”“No, I'm not happy,” I answered calmly. “This never had anything to do with me beating you up; it had to deal with you constantly slapping me around and I got sick of it. Paige, you got so sick of being bullied, you became a bully.” She clearly didn't believe me. “You are pretty and smart, and you use these qualities as a scalpel to cut people up.”“What would you know about it?” she snapped. “You've always been Mr. Popular.”“Take into account I was in a normal private school for my first ten years. Yes, I was one of the popular kids; good looking, the right parents, and pretty smart. I also knew the social hierarchy and I was certainly unkind to my fair share other students.”“Before you go beating me over the head with you being albino, please understand: I don't care. My parents are gone, dead. I'm never getting them back. You are a slender, smart girl with gorgeous hair who has two parents who probably love you very much,” I smiled. “I only wish you would lead off with those traits instead of constantly reminding everyone how fucking condescending you can be.”Paige looked at me for half a minute, studying me, perhaps looking for some understanding of me. Good luck with that; I barely understand me and I'm inside my head.“Does this mean I can go back inside?” she finally inquired.“Yes. All I wanted was a simple apology, and technically, you are still on the dorm sidewalk so I haven't finished throwing you out yet,” I replied.“Just like that?” she snorted. “You are such an idiot.”“What did I warn you about leading with the grey matter?” I scowled. She seemed to weigh her next words.“You said I was 'very pretty',” she mused, changing the direction of the conversation suddenly.“Well, yes, you have a flawless complexion girls would kill for and, as I said earlier, I really like you hair,” I stated. “It is gorgeous.” I put my arm around her shoulder, spun us around, and went back inside. As we boarded the elevator for the return trip, Paige tapped my hand.“What's with all this?” she indicated my casual embrace.“When you aren't trying to piss me off, I honestly like you, Paige,” I confided in her.“You seem to live your life by making some rather irrational decisions,” she noted.“Paige, you see life as chess while I see it as Scrabble,” I grinned. “For you, it is move and countermove. I tend to see life being something that gives you a constantly changing group of options that you make the most of.”“Oh,” she seemed to digest that, then she said, “I apologize for calling you an idiot. You are a moron; I should have seen the difference.” I laughed from deep within.“I'm a moron,” I teased her. “I bet you've never been held by a boy like this before because if you had, you would know this gives the guy a perfect vantage point to look down your shirt.”Paige clutched her shirt tightly in a fist, blocking my view. She looked bitter and offended.“30-B, a translucent white with lace trim bra,” I told her. “Good choice, but I get the impression you don't wear it as a normal part of your school attire. Wearing it for me?”“What makes you think, ” she started, then “Yes.”“What was the plan?” I inquired.“I was going to spill water all over my chest by accident, ask for one of your shirts to replace it, and for you to show me where it was,” she smiled slyly. “With my bra and your libido, plus a little playful contact, I'd get you into bed.” She was highly confident.“Nice,” I admitted, “but it wouldn't have worked.”“Why not?” she seemed slightly offended. My money was, her insecurities about her body not measuring up to Barbie Lynn's curves were behind that.“I would have given you a robe and sent Iona down to her room to get you a spare,” I informed her. “Your only flaw in the plan is that I find you inherently untrustworthy.”“Why do you say that?” she was now really offended.“Paige, you use people. It is your default relationship approach,” I explained. “It is not so much a bad thing as it is predictable. Someone as smart as you can do better.”“You don't seem to mind it when Cordelia treats you that way,” she countered. We were at the door to my place.“If you will recall, Cordelia told me to kiss her as part of my Handmaiden's Duty,” I reminded Paige. “Now, if you want to be a Cordelia substitute, go ahead, I'll still spend time with you if you like. I only think you need a friend who should point out that people are people from time to time.”“Now you want to be my friend, Zane?” she mocked me.“I'll be your friend, but you have to wear this sexy blood red stocking, garter, bossier, bra and choker combination. It will make your flesh glow like it is on fire,” I grinned lasciviously.“I thought you wanted to see my flawless skin devoid of obstructions,” Paige said.“I'll dress you up in it, and if you don't like it, I'll remove it too,” I smile mischievously. She looked at me, her mighty mental calculator going over where the conversation was going.“Why do you see me differently than everyone else?” she asked.“Give me some leeway,” I requested, then bent down slightly, slipped a hand under her skirt, making her jump minutely, and ran my middle finger under her underwear band into her pussy.She bit her lip but kept staring intently at me as I moved that finger up and down, back and forth, until it was covered in her fluids. I sunk my forefinger in and did the same. I removed my hand and brought the forefinger to my lips. As I sucked the liquid off and savored the taste, I caught Paige licking her lips in sympathetic hunger.I pointed my middle finger at her mouth and pushed it forward, daring her to take it in her mouth. She barely resisted and was soon running her tongue along my finger inside her mouth, cleaning it off. I pulled it out and she grinned at me seductively.“You stick your middle finger into my mouth with my vaginal secretions on it, that is a not so subtle 'I'm going to fuck you'; right?” she teased.“I could say 'I'll tell you when I figure out if I'm a moron or an idiot,' but I'd rather tell the truth. You piss me off,” I confessed, “and I want to hammer you through my bed and into the floor. I want to make you scream, cry, and look down on you with your face glowing from the exertion and your hair damp with your sweat.”Paige's eyes grew wide and her breaths deepened as I told her what I wanted and expected.“Don't worry, though,” I said as I leaned in. She expected a kiss on the lips but I went for the forehead instead, “because it will never happen. Bye now.”“What!” she squalled, grabbing my arm as I tried to move past her. “Why not?”I looked back at her and grinned evilly.“Gotcha!” I smirked. “That's what it feels like when someone yanks your chain. If you still want to go up with me, know I won't screw with you again unless you screw with me.” She didn't react for the longest time so I finally turned back up the stairs.“The point of all this was making you want to screw me,” Paige laughed as she ran to my side.I've said it before and I'll say it again, women are fucking nuts, and I'll grow crazy or end up dead trying to understand them. I could try to run away from the jumble of contradictions and obfuscations that was Paige Zeller but where is the fun in that?“I'm not kicking anyone out of the bedroom,” I cautioned her.“That's fine,” she announced happily, “you do your best work when you have an audience.”“We really need to work on your romantic technique,” I lectured her.“Zane, I want you for your physical prowess,” Paige countered. “If I want mental stimulation, I have this e-pal in Taipei who I regularly communicate with.”“I repeat, you need to work on how you romance your partner,” I grumbled. We opened the door when we reached the top of the stairs and got a few stares as they tried to figure out what was going on. I debated what to do (I was sort of hungry) when Paige dragged me toward the bedroom.“Oh! Pay up, pay up,” Opal called out.“Damn,” bitched Rio. “I keep hoping my boy Zane will develop some standards, but oh, well.”“They were betting on you bringing me back for sex?” Paige whispered, but her desire was glowing bright. I shook my head and chuckled.“Don't worry about it; I still see you as a whirling vortex of passionate lust,” I assured her.We passed around the Chinese screens that separated my area from the rest of the floor and I was relieved to see everyone but Barbie Lynn had left, and Barbie had curled up on the near side of the bed and was still asleep. As we moved around the bed, Paige's resolve began to falter.“Sit down, let's talk,” I said softly. Paige was clearly confused.“The most powerful tool in sex is the brain,” I continued. “I want to know you a little better first.”“I should be great at this,” she replied.“How many boys have you kissed?” I asked as we sat down. She looked surprised by the question.“Two,” was her curt response. “Zane, I want you to take my virginity.” Now it was my turn to be surprised, but I was only put off for a moment.“Tell me about those two times,” I persisted. Paige had started tugging her shirt out from her skirt and was clearly not pleased with my request.“Zane, didn't you hear me? I want you to pop my cherry, break me in, fuck my vagina, whatever you want to call it,” she told me.“Yes,” I nodded, “and I'm looking forward to that, but answer the question please.”“I, I've been kissed by two boys, one kiss per boy,” she replied, but I could tell there was more to it.“Do I have to play twenty questions with you?” I gave an exasperated sigh. Paige flushed with anger.“Fine, damn it,” she growled. “The first boy, I paid to kiss me on the lips. He did so, and he looked at me like he wanted to throw up.” That looked like it hurt her to admit.“The second time, it was a joke, a dare. I closed my eyes, he kissed me on the lips, and then I heard the applause. They congratulated him for kissing the freak,” she recited with anguish. “They laughed at me while I ran away.” She looked furious and miserable at the same time.I tilted her head up toward me. I let my first kiss barely brush her lips. I let her study my reaction, and then I kissed her again.The third kiss pressed our lips together, and on the fourth, our tongues touched. The fifth saw her wrap her arms around me and hold me tight for nearly a minute. She was panting for breath when we came up for air. I used that moment to pick her up and place us both farther into the bed.“Eep!” she exclaimed, then she started to giggle. I straddled her and dove in to nibble her neck. Paige beat at my chest with her fists but couldn't stop laughing. “That tickles!” We fell back into kissing for a while; Paige didn't need to rush into sex despite her declared desires. “Shouldn't we take our clothes off?”I responded to that by sitting up, grabbing her shirt in both hands over the breasts, and ripping it open. Buttons went flying everywhere and Paige's eyes expressed her shock. I reached for her bra but Paige's hands flew to mine.“Wait,” she gasped. “It unsnaps from the front.” I even let her open the bra for me, exposing her ghostly breasts and pale pink areolas and nipples.I shifted down Paige's body and latched my lips to her left breast, causing her to cry out in pleasure.“Oh, damn,” she purred, “this is so much better in real life.” I wasn't sure I knew what that meant, or that I even wanted to know.I feasted on each nipple and breast in turn until they were fully engorged and bright, rosy pink from my attention. She'd spread her legs wide open and was humping her hips up against me. I pulled away long enough to get my shirt off before descending on her for kisses once more. In the midst of that, we rolled over where she grabbed me by the side of the head and covered my face with butterfly kisses.“I've always wanted to do that,” she beamed pure joy at me. I moved my hands down her ribs, waist, and hips until I was able to pull up her skirt and grab her ass. Paige aggressively humped me in response, smiling at me and breathing heavy. Without any urging, Paige pushed up my body until she dangled her breast against my lips.I greedily sucked one in, teasing her nipple with my teeth. Paige yelped but followed me down without comment, cradling my head into her chest and rocking me back and forth.“Careful, Honey, he's addictive,” Barbie Lynn sleepily intervened.“He's going to take my virginity,” Paige exulted.“Is he now?” she grinned at me.“She's asked; I'm considering it, but I want to know she's really ready for it first,” I mumbled back between mouthfuls of tit.“Wait,” she panted, “you promised me.”“Paige, Rule 7 for guys: when sex is involved, we lie,” I informed her.“Oh, what lie did you tell Barbie Lynn?” Paige inquired.“He forces me to orgasm so he can bask in my post-orgasmic bliss,” Barbie Lynn sighed dreamily.“Besides,” I said, as I ran my hands through her fine white hair and tucked a few locks behind her ears, “I am not saying we won't do it, but you are an incredibly tough read and we aren't going to do something I don't think you need.”“How come you get to decide?” Paige sounded annoyed.“I'm the only guy you've approached who you didn't find on an escort service website; we are in my bed; and, oh, yeah, I've had sex hundreds of times and you are in all ways a virgin,” I listed off the reasons. “Paige, you only get to do this 'first time' once, and I would like it to be something you love and want to do again and again.”“Well, I know what I want. I am in your bed and you're half-naked already,” she emphasized by grinding her pelvis into me. “I'm also on top and I don't think you can get rid of me that easily.”“This one is a little firecracker,” Barbie Lynn chuckled.“She's that,” I commented, “but you should always be leery of someone who thinks they are always right.” My words didn't stop me from pressing my cock up against Paige's twat. “We could always have a little butt-sex instead,” I teased.“No!” Paige squeaked. “You are huge and my butthole is tiny.”“Oh, God,” I laughed. “You actually looked at your butt in a mirror.” Paige blushed furiously. “Listen, Paige, trust me on this. You can go into town and find some college guy who will jump at the chance to screw you. What you have to wonder is how much he'll care about you and your needs as well as how good he is at sex. Let's get naked.”“Finally,” Paige mocked. She rolled off and shed her clothes so fast they left angry red tracks down her legs. I took my time but Paige didn't seem to mind. She reached out and ran a hand over my bicep and shoulder.“He's real enough,” Barbie Lynn assured her quietly.“How did you know what I was thinking?” Paige mused. At least she only implied Barbie Lynn was stupid.“Paige, sweetie, how many of us FFU girls expect to be able to choose our man, much less one worth having? And don't you be disparaging of Zane, now, either. I can smell your arousal from here,” Barbie Lynn said with a sexy curve to her lips.Paige was thinking of her retort when she gasped as I caught her distracted and slipped two fingers along the folds of her cunt. When her razor sharp focus latched onto me once more, I pushed her onto her back and mounted her. Her legs splayed out to either side and the location of her hips against my stomach reminded me of how narrow her hips were, narrower than even Iona's.She still did her best to wrap her legs around me as she placed her hands on my shoulders.“Are you going to make me scream?” she asked nervously.“Every girl is different so don't worry about it,” I grinned. “Besides, I can tell you'll be really good at this.”“How can you know I'll be any good at sex?” Paige snapped. Yes, that was the sore point I was looking for.“Your eyes sparkle when you touch me, you react instinctively to my touch, you are in good physical shape, and you're very sensitive all over your body,” I explained. “What you saw as fooling around was me mapping out how your body works and where your erogenous zones were. No two women are the same and I love exploring. Now I'm getting back to it.”I began placing kisses along her sternum, down toward her navel. Her stomach pulsed when I kissed the belly button.“Oh, aha,” Paige moaned. I licked and stroked the area around her navel, causing her torso to gyrate from the sexual stimulation. “Um, that feels nice.”Unlike previous encounters with other women where I avoided the pussy while I worked around it, I instead placed one hand immediately to the area, squeezing two fingers into her cunt and wiggling them around. I left the clit alone for now because I was encouraging a slow boil, not a flash burn. I wanted Paige in an erotically charged high before I challenged her vaginal virginity.Paige's skin had this false translucent quality to it that was exciting to watch. You could track the arousal of a touch by the blood rushing to the skin around the excited area. Physically, she could conceal nothing, and she was far from sexually experienced enough to stifle her vocalizations of pleasure.“I just want to be fucked,” she moaned,“ I just want to be fucked, aha, oh.” Her words said one thing but her body expressed its desire for more excitement. “No, ” she groaned as she ground her hips against my lips. When I stabbed my tongue to her clit, she acted like a jolt of electricity arched through her body.Now, when I've performed cunnilingus on a girl, I expect a bit of movement; I'm doing something wrong if she lays there. Paige was all over the place, pulling away then thrusting back as well as rolling her hips rapidly side to side. At the moment her thrashing turned into trembles, I withdrew my lips and fingers, causing Paige to whimper and look down at me.“Huh?” she pleaded. I gave her a mischievous grin, then blew on her clit. Paige hiccupped, then threw her head down on the bed violently. I began sucking on the inside of her thighs for about one minute, letting her settle down, then leapt on her clit with my tongue once more.“Oh, God!” Paige squealed.I moved my tongue off, trading off with two fingers parting her labia and flicking her clit with my thumb. I alternated back and forth over five minutes until I noticed Paige was sobbing and tearing up the sheets with her fists.“Have mercy, Zane,” Barbie Lynn whispered.I gave a quick nod before placing my lips around Paige's clit and sucking on it with growing intensity plus twirling the tip of my tongue along its tip. I also made tiny fucking motions with two fingers into her cunt. She didn't last thirty seconds.“Oh, my, God, Zane!” she growled.She wasn't loud but she rumbled her orgasm from deep in her chest. It was kind of surprising, coming from such a lithe, ephemeral being. Paige was sucking down further sounds internally so that they were merely sobs. I crawled up to her side, rested sidewise, propped up by an elbow, and placed a hand on her stomach as I watched over her. When she started gasping for air, her eyes locked with mine once more.Paige feebly pushed on my chest so I let her push me on my back. She struggled to rise over me, then collapsed on my chest.“I, that was, you still didn't fuck me,” she wheezed. I sighed in frustration, pulled Paige on top of me, chest to chest, and then began playing slap-happy with her ass.“Ow,ow, ow, ow, ow,” she squalled. “Stop that; I bruise easily,” she added, with tears in her eyes.“Damn it, woman, is it going to kill you to accept that I know what I'm doing?” I responded angrily. “Since you are clearly clueless, what we just did was foreplay. I wanted to relax your body before we moved to the next step.”Paige had enough common sense to look embarrassed but not enough to keep quiet.“Well my ass still hurts,” she pouted.“What?” I questioned. “Did you say you wanted me to hurt your ass?” I grabbed each ass cheek and pulled them apart.“No!” she squeaked, “You are too big.” She grabbed my hands in her smaller grip and tried to pry them off. We rocked back and forth until we rolled over. She struggled but I soon ended on top of her, Paige on her stomach, and my legs prying hers open. “No, no,” she pleaded as she felt my cock resting on her ass cleft.“Relax,” I whispered into Paige's ear, “have you ever heard of doggy style?”“You aren't, going to have anal sex with me?” she gulped. I pushed my body up and after a moment, Paige followed, pressing her back against my torso once more.“I'd never do anything to you that you didn't want me to,” I assured her, “though I am going to have you begging me to bugger you before this semester is over.”“Uh-uh,” Paige assured me, “not going to happen,” but she did wiggle her butt against me playfully, testing my resolve. I balanced on one hand so I could use the other to pull her hair away from one side to the other. Her neck, ear, and the side of her face were now revealed. I sucked on her shoulder while I repositioned my cock so that it slid down her ass, past her anus and pussy, so that it pressed along her pubic mound from below.Paige began humming pleasurably and gyrating her hips against me. I put my free hand on her breast and massaged it as well.“Promise me you won't keep me waiting this time,” she murmured. “Promise you'll take me.”“Of course I will, Paige. You have to relax and enjoy yourself and not get worked up about us having sex,” I comforted her. She rocked against me and I pushed back. “Nice and slow,” I cautioned her. “I'm not going anywhere.” With a little effort, she did as I requested.I kept running my hand down from her breast to her stomach, each time going a little farther down. She'd tilted her shoulders and neck so that we could kiss but she also found my lips on her neck to be tantalizing. I was tricky enough that I had my cockhead parting her puffy lips before she realized it. In fact, I had three separate penetrations that elicited moans, then she looked up at me.“Don't be afraid,” I told her sympathetically. “Remember the faces of all the girls you've seen me with while we are having sex and know that it is going to be just as good for you.” Paige looked down at the mattress and nodded her head. She pushed back but it wasn't easy. Her entrance felt like a vice restricting my entrance.Even totally wet, her vaginal muscles were blocking my progress initially. I patiently kept at it, incrementally advancing with each coaxing touch. When I brushed against her hymen, Paige didn't even recognize the moment had come. I subtly brought my arm down to her stomach and wrapped her up in my arm while teasing her ear with my teeth.“Yip!” Paige exclaimed as I pierced her virginity. “Oh, God, it burns,” she sobbed. I gave her a few seconds to adjust before penetrating even deeper.“No,” she moaned, and tried to pull away, but I didn't let her. “Zane,” she pleaded for me to let her go. “It hurts.” I kept at it. “I never thought it would hurt this bad, please.”She gave one final gasp as I pressed the final inch into her, then we remained there, locked in sexual congress while she wept and trembled underneath me. I considered it a minor miracle Paige had remained on her hands and knees as we reached this point. Now I had to get her past the stage where pain dominated pleasure.“We'll move when you feel you are ready,” I instructed her. Paige nodded, then nothing else for some time. She caught me off guard when she flexed her grasp on my cock.“Um,” she purred. “Did you feel that?” My groan was my reply. Paige pulled away a tiny bit until the pain kicked in and she stopped.Seconds later she repeated the process, withdrawing several inches, then reversing the procedure and allowing me deeper in once more.“It hurts less,” she admitted. A moment later as she shifted to a faster rhythm, “it is really quite nice.”“You might want to ask Zane how he is doing,” Barbie Lynn chided Paige.“But I honestly don't care,” Paige noted.“If you want to do this again, you might want to start caring,” Barbie informed her. I winked at the blonde sex angel.“Zane, do you like having sex with me?” Paige asked in a much kinder tone than normal. She must have been truly appreciating the lovemaking she was receiving.“It feels like you are trying to rip my dick off,” I ground out. “You are damn tight, then you are adding those contractions on top of that. I may not be able to have sex for a week.”“Paige, I like you, but if Zane is telling the truth, I going to seriously rearrange your anatomy,” Barbie Lynn promised with dangerous intent.“I apologize,” Paige pouted. To prove how sorry she wasn't, Paige rotated her hips down then back up several times rapidly. So that's how she wanted to play it.I placed both hands on her shoulders and let her make a few more tentative moves before slamming my member all the way in.“Oh, fuck,” she gasped. I slowly drew back my full length, then rocketed back in time and time again. Paige was sweating and panting from earlier exertions but now she was barely hanging on.Slap, slap, slap, my hips mashed against her ass. Paige gave a breathless grunt each time I drilled her, and that was followed by a relieved sigh as I pulled back. By the desperation in her voice, I knew she wouldn't last much longer.“Oh! My! Fucking! God!” she growled loudly.I now knew what it felt like to have put my dick in a fire hose and had some asshat turn the water on. Paige's pussy juice had been plentiful the first time she had an orgasm. This time they were copious and forceful, and my penis was simply in the way; what got past stung the hell out of my ball sack.Normally I have really good control over my sexual climax but I was being sorely tested. Worse, I couldn't simply pop out of Paige because that would cause her pain. The odds of her using birth control were next to nil and none, so it fell to me to find something to center my mind and not ejaculate.“Zane, are you okay?” Barbie Lynn said in a hushed, worried tone. I could only nod. Paige was erratically pushing up and down on my dick, to the point where I grabbed her hips in order to not have a nasty accident when her muscles relaxed and my overstimulation ended.“Don't, move,” I panted painfully to Paige.Paige didn't quite comply but I didn't blame her because her arms gave out and she slumped forward. I held up her rear by my hold on her hips. I carefully let her slide off my cock and finish splaying out on the bed. I sat back on my heels, breathing deeply and fighting for control.“Come here, Baby,” Barbie Lynn ordered, picking up on my distress.I moved over Paige's leg toward Barbie and she joined me by turning around, meeting me half way.“I've got this,” she purred, as she wrapped my penis in one hand and placed her lips over the head. Despite Paige's vaginal fluids and some blood, Barbie loved it. She bobbed up and down twice before my resolve finally crumbled.“Cumming,” I gasped. Barbie Lynn shot me a quick grin, then pumped and sucked with renewed vigor. When I started ejaculating, Barbie Lynn made some half-hearted swallowing efforts but I knew she was holding something back. I smiled at her as I ran my hand through her honeyed locks.When I finished unloaded into Barbie Lynn's mouth, I pulled her up, she leaned into my body, and we kissed. I tasted my semen on my tongue as we swapped fluids. Barbie Lynn licked her lips in a highly sensual manner as we broke our kiss. She gave me a little wink, acknowledging how much I'd changed her in our short time together: kinky, sexy, and beautiful.“Whoa,” whimpered Paige as she opened her eyes and looked in our direction. “That was intense.” She sighed and took a deep breath. “I should have mentioned this earlier, you didn't need to pull out. I had, issues when I was little and my ovaries were removed. I'm never going to have children.”I switched back to Paige and kissed her on the forehead. This was probably time for some sympathy, if Paige had been anything approaching a normal girl.“You fucking wait to tell me this now?” I chided her. “Do you have any idea the panic attack you put me through? I was stuck inside you and you were so damn hot I nearly lost it. I was trying to figure out what I was going to tell your father, damn it!”“Father?” she seemed confused for a second, then, “Oh. Why would I ever marry you?”“I'm a billionaire philanthropist genius playboy,” I joked.“You are Iron Man?” she mocked me.“Or Batman, your choice,” I volleyed back.“If you hadn't made me feel so fantastic right now, I'd recode your computer to operate in Mandarin,” she snickered. “Iron Man is one of my heroes and I will not have him mocked by the likes of you.”“Clearly, the first round of spanking didn't work, but I'm nothing if not persistent,” I glowered.Paige's hands flew to her vulnerable and still rather red backside.“Don't you dare,” she threatened. I pivoted, she flinched, then I leaned down and kissed her butt cheek. “What?” she murmured then I kissed her again and again. I slowly pried her hands away and soon had planted little signs of affection all over her tender, sore flesh.“Kiss ass,” Paige teased. I had to wonder if she was taking social lessons from Rio.“Tell me something: how did you get to be so quiet? I'm normally pretty good at not letting anyone sneak up on me but you have done it to me twice already,” I asked.“That's not a totally stupid question,” Paige answered.“I have been basically friendless most of my life, if you don't count the internet. I was small, different, and was picked on. I learned to be quiet and go unnoticed,” she explained. “I admit to having a harder time with you than with most people.”“Because I lived out in the jungle and became more observant?” I queried.“No,” she sighed in exasperation. “Because I've wanted to grab you and drag you back to my room since I first laid eyes on you, Zane. Mentally, you are unremarkable, but physically, you scream out 'Sex, sex, sex!'” That observation made Barbie Lynn laugh out loud. My pained and confused expression only caused them to laugh louder.Someday I'm going to come out on top of one of these exchanges. Then I'm going to run away from school because I want to leave on a high note and I'm not likely to ever win a second time.The Chancellor's Last Move*The pursuit of power is pointless unless you know how to use it*A LONG STORY AND I DON'T KNOW THE ENDING“Zane? God Damn it, Zane!” Raven screeched at me as she barged into my room. What could I say? Barbie Lynn was halfway under the sheets but her tumultuous breasts were clearly exposed. Paige was totally naked, face down on the other side of me but had clearly been fucked thoroughly and her tight pale ass spanked hard. Oh, yeah, and I was kneeling between the two, totally naked as well.I vaulted over Barbie Lynn (who was closer to the entrance and Raven) because I didn't want to hurt her injured knee, snatched up my robe, and put it on.“Very complicated, long story, we can laugh about it later,” I dazzled Raven. I took her by the elbow and headed her out of my bedroom. “Why don't we study on the far side of the main Solarium?”The look of betrayal in Raven's eyes destroyed any doubt that she was crushing on me in a big way. For the love of God, I really needed to find some lesbians to hang out with because these straight chicks were driving me crazy. Before we could leave, Iona nearly piled into us.“I'm sorry, Zane. She slipped past me,” Iona apologized.“I only wanted to talk with him and, and he was in bed with yet another girl,” Raven bitched.“I'm still ready to study with you,” I offered.“How can we study if you are always having sex with other women?” she stomped her foot in frustration. Iona shot me a worried look.I put a hand on Raven's shoulder and made eye contact.“Raven, I promise you we will get this project done, you'll get your good grade, and I'll carry my part of the project. I'm here for you,” I assured Raven.“You, you aren't giving any thought about us, our project together,” was her accusation.“What do you want me to do?” I asked evenly.“I, I think I should go to Ms. Goodswell and request another partner,” Raven sighed. I looked to Iona who looked to the living area past the Jacuzzi.“Ms. Goodswell is right over there,” Iona indicated our teacher who was sitting with Dana and five other teachers who had come in while I was, busy.“Your place has controlled access,” Iona answered my unasked question as to why I had so many other educators in my place. “Bass's people can 'accidentally' step in.”Raven was not deterred by the other teachers hanging around Virginia as she made a beeline across the room. At least she was polite enough to wait while Virginia disengaged from the others so she could talk to us.“Raven, Zane, how can I help you?” Ms. Goodswell inquired, yet I had a sneaking suspicion that she was way ahead of the situation.“Ms. Goodswell,” Raven started, “I really need to get a new project partner.”“Why is that, Raven?” Virginia asked.“We simply aren't working out,” she sounded exasperated. “And, I think the other girls were right; I don't feel safe around him,” she tacked on.

Popcorn Promises Podcast
Fright Night (Live from Comic Con)

Popcorn Promises Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2022 42:16


This is an old episode made new. Back when we were called Talking Poop, we were invited to The Phoenix Comic Con to do a live episode. One of those was the Princess Bride, then after hours we got to do a R rated podcast for Fright Night. This was the first and last time I had 4 people on the pod. Which you can tell there was a little talking over each other. But I was able to remaster and cut the bad audio out which makes this episode new even if you heard it back in the day. Warning-we spend a lot of time talking about monster fucking.

SuperPower Up! | Super Power Kids | Sex, Love and SuperPowers | SuperPowers of the Soul

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire Show Summary Goes Here Justin Recla: Welcome back to another episode of Reclamation. This is my turn. And I'm going to set the container for this show here. Billy Crystal, The Princess Bride. And I forget the actress's name, his wife. They went [...]

This Podcast is Rated P
Medical Moments in Movies + 'Purple Hearts' Sucks

This Podcast is Rated P

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2022 60:46


Yates and Brighton McConnell are joined by Sarah McCulla, a registered nurse who is here to share her spicy takes on Netflix's 'Purple Hearts.' The trio also break down some of the medical scenarios in film that have taken them out of the moment, and Sarah explains whether they could happen.(Theme music written and performed by Forrest McConnell.)

City Cast Las Vegas
Why is Clark County a Death Penalty Outlier?

City Cast Las Vegas

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2022 26:06


Clark County sentences more people to death than almost any other county in the nation — we come in fourth (fourth!)out of thousands. But as it turns out, we very rarely actually execute prisoners on death row. So why is that? Kim Foster, writer and friend of the pod, brought us this question when she saw the recent news about an 18 year old and a 20 year old facing the death penalty — would our county really put these young people to death? And if not, why seek the death penalty at all? Kim and lead producer Sonja Cho Swanson talk with host Dayvid Figler (a longtime criminal defense attorney) about how the death penalty is used in the Clark County courts, why it's so easy to deploy here, and what justice might look like. Come for the knowledge, stay for the Baretta and Princess Bride references. Find Dayvid and Kim on Twitter at @OyVegas and @KimFosterNYC. We're on Twitter too @CityCastVegas! Stay up to date with the latest Vegas news, hot takes, and events by signing up for our morning newsletter at lasvegas.citycast.fm/newsletter!  If you want to join the discussion, call or text us at 702-514-0719.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Illiterate
Laal Singh Chaddha | it's Forrest Gump, but for India

Illiterate

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2022 48:42


What a wild tale this is! Come learn the historical changes made to the 1990's American classic, this time with modern India! Also, why isn't this doing well in theaters? And what was the original plan for the American sequel? Evan and Taylor's projects: videos, go watch Evan's film work sign up, Taylor's weekly newsletter Contact: illiteratepod@gmail.com, email us @illiteratepod, reach out on instagram Extras: trailer, Laal Singh Chaddha list, Bollywood movies inspired by Hollywood films Other similar episodes to check out…Nollywood, Elvis, Pachinko, The Princess Bride, The Matrix

Tai'Shar Manetheren: a Wheel of Time Podcast
Crossroads Of Twilight - Part 1

Tai'Shar Manetheren: a Wheel of Time Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2022 34:58


Princess Bride and Among Us get references in this summary of the Prologue and First three chapters of the final book in the slog!

D-Lo & KC
"You've Seen 'The Princess Bride' Right?"

D-Lo & KC

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2022 204:26


Watch Out! with Helen Hall Library
Watch Out! Love is Blind

Watch Out! with Helen Hall Library

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2022 52:57


We're celebrating Kelsea's birthday with Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) and The Princess Bride (1987). This episode finds Kelsea reliving her childhood, Emory misunderstanding a British accent, and Meredith missing key plot points. Don't forget to follow and rate the podcast and check out Emory's blog for movie screening updates, more reviews, and personalized recommendations! Find and follow your Helen Hall Library on all the things!

Boomer & Gio
Moment of the Day

Boomer & Gio

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2022 1:29 Very Popular


We talked about The Princess Bride and how you pronounce Mandy Patinkin's name (which Gio has been getting embarrassingly wrong all these years).

Boomer & Gio
Could Mahomes Have Been a Giant? Celebs and Meats and Breakups Galore

Boomer & Gio

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2022 38:32 Very Popular


Hour 2 The 7am hour starts with talk about NY Giants' drafts in the past and how Ben McAdoo wanted to draft Patrick Mahomes. We talked about AFC QBs including the Bengals, Chiefs, Bills and Chargers. Jerry returns for an update but first we discuss his groundhog problem. The Yankees lost to the Mariners despite a great pitching effort by Nestor Cortes and HRs by Higashioka and Judge. The Mets beat the Reds again. Keith Hernandez mentions The Princess Bride and Gary Cohen said he's never seen it. Jerry has a clip from Hard Knocks of a rookie singing Billie Jean by Michael Jackson. In the final segment of the hour, Boomer opens a box of meat by Citarella and Tommy Lee tweets out a picture of his schween. Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian have broken up.

Boomer & Gio
Boomer & Gio Podcast

Boomer & Gio

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2022 156:29 Very Popular


Hour 1: Boomer & Gio open with the Mets win and how this upcoming series against the Phillies is Mets heaven. They will have Scherzer, deGrom and Bassitt on the mound. The Yankees lost again. Some fans are concerned and some are not since they are still so many games over .500. With no Mets or Yankees tonight, we will be locked in on the Giants first preseason game of the season against the Patriots. We talked about what we expect from Daniel Jones. Jerry is here for his first update of the day and starts with the Mets beating the Reds yet again to complete the sweep. The Yankees lost to the Mariners after taking a lead after Judge & Higashioka homers. Joey Gallo hit a HR for the Dodgers. A Cardinals minor leaguer hit for the HR cycle. Tomorrow, Toms River will play Massapequa with a Little League World Series berth to the winner. In the final segment of the hour, Gio is doing an appearance at Bottles & Cases tonight on Long Island. We expect to see a lot of Giants starters tonight in their first preseason game tonight against the Patriots. We also talked about Daniel Jones' upcoming season.  Hour 2: The 7am hour starts with talk about NY Giants' drafts in the past and how Ben McAdoo wanted to draft Patrick Mahomes. We talked about AFC QBs including the Bengals, Chiefs, Bills and Chargers. Jerry returns for an update but first we discuss his groundhog problem. The Yankees lost to the Mariners despite a great pitching effort by Nestor Cortes and HRs by Higashioka and Judge. The Mets beat the Reds again. Keith Hernandez mentions The Princess Bride and Gary Cohen said he's never seen it. Jerry has a clip from Hard Knocks of a rookie singing Billie Jean by Michael Jackson. In the final segment of the hour, Boomer opens a box of meat by Citarella and Tommy Lee tweets out a picture of his schween. Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian have broken up.  Hour 3: The 8am starts with talk about the Yankees not playing all that great as they head into Boston to play tomorrow night. Frankie Montas has to have a good outing this second time around. Evan Roberts tweeted that this is the best Mets team of his lifetime. The Mets will have Scherzer, deGrom and Bassitt against the Phillies. Jerry returns for another update and starts with the Mets over the Reds to complete the sweep. Nestor Cortes pitched well but the Yankees lost in Seattle. Matt Carpenter will not need surgery on his foot, which is good news. Joey Gallo hit a HR for the Dodgers yesterday. Boomer thinks the Giants need Judge in order to keep up with the Dodgers and Padres. In the final segment of the hour, we talk about congestion pricing coming to NYC.  Hour 4: The 9am hour starts with talk about tonight's Giants' first preseason game against the Patriots. Brian Daboll is a first time Head Coach and Boomer thinks people will watch tonight because there is no Yankees or Mets game. We'll also get to see Daniel Jones for the first time since last year. And Mike Kafka will call the offensive plays tonight. A caller says he was intimate with his wife while his 1 year old was in the room. Jerry returns for an update and starts with the Mets beating the Reds again. Mets have a 7 game lead over Atlanta. The Yankees lost in Seattle despite a good start by Nestor Cortes. In the final segment of the show, we talk about places Kevin Durant could end up. Right now the Celtics are number one and the Sixers and number two.

Fire the Canon
The Life and Times of F. Scott Fitzgerald (The F is for Finisher)

Fire the Canon

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2022 81:27


Join us as we learn all about F. Scott Fitzgerald in preparation for our upcoming miniseries on The Great Gatsby!  This poor guy had quite the wild life, including writing what some consider to be the quintessential American novel (somehow, the tale of rich people in New York City). Through his work, he strove to answer the eternal question: can a poor boy marry a rich girl?!?!  Rachel totals a car in a spectacular manner.  Jackie debuts her alter egos, B. Scott Berton (the B stands for Beyonce) and Li'l Grizz.  Theo has a big chagrin on his face.  Topics include: flirting en masse, Nathan Fielder, hot boy summer, the third front, totally fair rental agreements, good relationships, Freud,  Rosemary's Baby, the Apple Jacks incident, Francis Scott Keye, density, Ernest Hemingway, Gertrude Stein, Dick Diver, The Princess Bride, Theo Anthony, Dark Brandon, and breaking up because of Shrek. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Fixate & Binge
Is "Chick Flick" Sexist? I Don't Think So, Maybe, Probably?

Fixate & Binge

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 16:51


After being called out by his daughter-in-law, Jared wonders out loud about the sexism behind the well-used term, "Chick Flick." Is it sexist? Is it a derogatory term? Or, is it just a category? Listen in while Joe and Jared walk around in the dark trying to figure it out. Will the lights come on? Join them and find out!

One Movie Guy's Opinion
The Princess Bride

One Movie Guy's Opinion

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2022 57:49


Join Joe and me, we enter the classic and amazing world of The Princess Bride. An absolute classic. See what wonderful chats we have after watching it and find out the laughter in how much we love this movieonemovieguysopinion@gmail.comFacebook Group - One Movie Guy's Opinion

Entertain This...
A Perfect Story, In a Perfect Story: The Princess Bride

Entertain This...

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2022 65:04


How do you feel about a tale of revenge? Trying to rescue your legacy.What about a tale of acceptance, know that your size isn't what makes you you. Do you like a tricky tale that leaves you wondering what will come next? How about a love story between a princess and a pirate. You know what? I'll throw them all in for you! This week we talk about a story in a story and Michael's perfect movie, the princess bride. Quick This: Hattie Talks about The Corn Bread Mafia - Follow us on Twitter: @entertain_this Follow us on Instagram: @entertainthispodcast Buy some Merch on our Redbubble Page Check out our website too: entertainthis.net Music Produced by @D33jw on Twitter, or @d33jw on Instagram --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/entertainthis/message

Ad Navseam
Bride and Gloom: Aeneid Book IV, Part 2 (Ad Navseam, Episode 91)

Ad Navseam

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2022 74:32


It's getting steamy in Carthage, as Aeneas and Dido find themselves alone in a cave, separated from the hunt, chased there by an Olympus-sent thunderstorm. But what exactly happens therein? Two lovers simply giving into their desires or is it, as Dido (and Juno) believes, an actual marriage? Is the worst part that Dido has forsaken her vows to her dead husband or that this wedding is shamwow by Roman standards? Where's the overpriced DJ? Where's Achates' overlong and embarrassing “best man” toast? Where's the can-shackled chariot with the off-kilter “Nuper Nupta!” sign? The guys (with a little help from Brooks Otis and William Anderson) spelunk their way to the answers. And don't miss the special Princess Bride intro—fans of the movie might see where this is going, but don't expect a fist bump from Dave. Mawage?