¡P/HONK!cast

HEY REMEMBER US? We're back with series 2 (?) of the ¡P/HONK!cast!!! We discuss, amongst many things, Orange juice and friendship, #FreeBritney, beans, "cat-calling", and Jeremy Corbyn. Hayley's insta for Paisley Mural Walk: https://www.instagram.com/hayleywhelan/ Sponsored by: Violife cream cheese, State Lets Flats, Deppaneure Le Pick Up etc etc etc Stand live show 29/08/20: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGyN96j5xvw&feature=emb_title Donate to The Stand: https://www.thestand.co.uk/donate/ Donate to Monkey Barrell: https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/monkey-barrel-comedy #SaveLiveComedy #SaveScottishComedy Donate to Sistah Space, a charity dedicated to supporting African & Caribbean heritage woman and girls affected by domestic and sexual abuse: https://www.gofundme.com/f/httpsyoutubeCNDFliY7lk4 Sign to stop deportations from Brook House of asylum seekers from Yemen, Iraq, Iran and Kuwait: https://bit.ly/2EAqshV Check out Refuweegee and see how you can help: https://www.refuweegee.co.uk/

Hello young friends. Today we are joined by Lotte's flatmates; Jess, Paula and Grace. We hope you enjoy!!!! GET IN TOUCH and tell us what you want your fan-name to be!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com Buy us a coffee: ko-fi.com/phonkphonkphonk

Ey ey ey. We're a day late, dreadfully sorry. We talk about a load of stuff that is funny, insightful AND wise. Sorry if there are some annoying sound issues, we're still trying to work out long distance recording. GET IN TOUCH and tell us something vague about your flatmates!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com Buy us a coffee: ko-fi.com/phonkphonkphonk

Week two of being inside. We discuss time differences, Zoom Parties, Lotte gets annoyed at notifications from group chats, sledding, Mamma Mia. Obviously everything is infused with a tinge of the 'rona, but so is everything these days innit. GET IN TOUCH and tell us what you want to be called as ¡P/HONK! fans!!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com Buy us a coffee: ko-fi.com/phonkphonkphonk

HEY BABIES WE'RE BACK. It's been over a month and we are here to talk to you about Henri's new job in Waskaganish and Lotte's recent life on the open seas. Music recommendations:- Lotte's Flat Playlist: https://spoti.fi/2xZITsL I Do - Cardi B: https://spoti.fi/2UEadEy My Eye - Seinabo sey: https://spoti.fi/3agQilK Everybody's Free (to wear sunscreen): https://spoti.fi/3bso6N7 Podcast recommendations:- Boners of The Heart: https://spoti.fi/39j8nhP Do The Right Thing: https://spoti.fi/39ckAVu Book Recommendations:- Conversations With Friends - Sally Rooney Theft by Finding - David Sedaris Priest Daddy - Patrica Lockwood Things to watch recommendations:- Big Brother in Boxes: https://youtu.be/78n-qjvRF9c Lemonade: Only on Tidal unless u wanna be illegal. Joe Exotic Documentary: https://www.netflix.com/title/81115994 Stand Live (8.30pm GMT, 28/03/20): https://www.thestand.co.uk/saturday-night-live-at-the-stand/ GET IN TOUCH and tell us your favourite number!!!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com Buy us a coffee: ko-fi.com/phonkphonkphonk

WE HAVE GUESTS! Margot and Alex join us to discuss, amongst other things; The Oscars, Dolly Parton, crisp sandwiches and Coronavirus. P.S. This podcast was uploaded using the in-car wifi in the car we rented!!! It's the future!!! GET IN TOUCH and tell us how you would rank carbs, cutlery and meals!!!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com Alex: https://www.instagram.com/alexsansdraps_7/?hl=en Margot: https://www.instagram.com/margot_dd/?hl=en Buy us a coffee: ko-fi.com/phonkphonkphonk

As you may have gleaned from the title, we talk about poo and pee (mostly pee) a lot in this episode. We also talk about snowshoeing, Goop, and Lotte's imminent cargo ship journey. Top Tier Ticker Clogs: https://www.facebook.com/groups/251338495688310/ GET IN TOUCH and tell us your toilet routines!!!!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com Buy us a coffee: ko-fi.com/phonkphonkphonk

Bah! Bah! Badah da da! Bah badahhh! We went New York. We talk about it. We also talk about science, languages and we get interupted by a cat. GET IN TOUCH and tell us a story tell us a fact tell us something else that science hasn’t explained!!!!!!!!!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com Buy us a coffee: ko-fi.com/phonkphonkphonk

'Alo! We did another podcast, can you believe? On the menu this week: Lapsed veganism, Accents, Raves, Arlene Foster/Arlene Phillips confusion... and much much more. GET IN TOUCH and tell us: What is something that science hasn’t explained? Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com Follow @margot_dd on instagram for cool tattoos! (https://www.instagram.com/margot_dd/) Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/phonkphonkphonk

We forgot to do the rules! Get ready for a lawless podcast. This week's episode is sponsored by Depannuer Le Pick Up. They haven't paid us anything or agreed to be sponsors, but we like them so we're promoting them. Some of the hot topics we discuss include SWIMMING, JUSTIN BIEBER, and HARRY N' MEGHAN. There's also quite a lot of singing? Check out our kind sponsors: http://www.depanneurlepickup.com/ Get in touch with us!!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/phonkphonkphonk

If you were looking for some slow-listening, then CHECKMATE BABY. This week we are podcasting while Lotte teaches Henri how to play chess. We discuss pool, epiphany, but mostly butt plugs. Get in touch with us!!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/phonkphonkphonk

HAPPY NEW YEAR! We have a bumper episode for you this week! It has Christmas chat, it has party chat, it has Cats chat, AND it has a spooky story! Everything you could possibly desire on New Year's day. Oh also, it turned out the ferret WAS alive, but I think it's maybe dead now. THANK YOU to our guests Stefania, Phil, Andréane, Andrew, Guy Going to The Toilet and Singing Man. Hope your 2019 was class and if not, 2020 will be better, we do declare. Get in touch with us!!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/phonkphonkphonk

Oi! Oi! It's ¡P/HONK! time, baby. This week we address Henri's football aversion, yet again. Lotte tells a vomit realted story (22mins in), and we also talk about the horrible UK election. If you're living dangerously; eat rapini. Thank you to our guests Niall, Felix and Andréane. Get in touch with us!!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/phonkphonkphonk

Hello! It’s the news you’ve all been waiting for: we’re now a sport podcast! Well not really, but a large section of this week’s podcast involves one of our guests, Niall Smile Laptop Sleeve McCamley, advocating passionately for football whilst Henrietta compares it to war and outs herself as a sport-tory. We also hear a very strange story about a shield made of spoons from our other guest Sporran McEwan. This episode is extremely chaotic and probably sounds bad xoxo. ENJOY. Niall's insta: instagram.com/squigglescult/ Torran's insta: instagram.com/torranmcewan/ Lotte’s insta for train stories: instagram.com/ettolrehsif/ Get in touch with us!!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/phonkphonkphonk

Awriiiiiite!!!! We got another episode from the archives for you this week, this time it's from May 2019 when Henri had just moved to Canada. We talk about cats opening doors, Lotte's hat and twitter scammers. HOPE U LIKE IT. Follow Lotte's parent's campervan insta: instagram.com/hireedinburghcamper/ And hire it if you'd like: https://www.hireedinburghcamper.com/ Get in touch with us!!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/phonkphonkphonk

SORRY We had such a good run of uploading consistently. What a time. Anyway, we didn't get a chance to record this week as Lotte is on a mad train journey across Canada, so we are offering you this old, unreleased episode from April 2019 instead! We discuss mountain climbing, stock piling and annoying neighbours, Lotte shouts at her cat, Henri definitely swears at least twice, and, *TW*: we talk about throwing up at about 18 minutes in. We'll probably give you another oldie next week, so hopefully you like this one. ENJOY. Alien: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybXrrTX3LuI Get in touch with us!!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com

This week we discuss BREXIT, BUS CRASHES and DEAD MICE. Keep listening to the end for an exciting tipsy ramble. Get in touch with us!!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com

A pretty long episode this week, you're welcome. WE BEEN UP TO ALL SORTS. Including going to hospital, moving house, and going on a big long walk. Get in touch with us!!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com

We are getting slightly more regualr, let's see how long it lasts. In this episode we talk about people who have too much free time to spend on internet forums, phone addiction and wigs. Get in touch with us!!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com

HELLO. WE'RE BACK. We are both in the same country again! In this episode, a tiny dog bites the microphone a lot and it probably sounds terrible, we go for a walk in a beautiful forest and it probably sounds terrible, and we have a chat in a park next to a fountain and it definitely sounds terrible. If you're an audiophile, maybe don't listen. HOPE YOU'RE GLAD TO BE HEARING US. We have multiple podcast episodes recorded from the last few months that we haven't edited yet. So I guess we might release them soon IF WE CAN BE BOTHERED. Get in touch with us!!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com

Join us as we prepare for a gig! We're making props and costumes, mostly a giant pizza with head-holes so that audience members can wear it. This podcast is HEAVILY edited, DIFFICULT to follow and generally HARD to listen to. It'll be incredible if you make it all the way through. Get in touch with us!!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com

Episode 2 is FINALLY here!!! Sorry about the wait, we know you've all been ravenous for a lovely bitta ¡P/HONK! We recorded this so long ago, I'm not actually sure what we discussed... I think maybe we say some pretentious stuff about music and poetry and fruit? Get in touch with us!!! Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email phonkmusic@outlook.com

14/01/2019 Welcome to the first official episode of the ¡P/HONK!cast. If you thought the pilot was bad, just wait til you hear this. Let us know what personal problems YOU have, or problems you think we may have, that we can sort out with some Pherapy on the next podcast. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @phonkphonkphonk and email us if you want: phonkmusic@outlook.com

The first podcast to be released by world-famous trumpet band, ¡P/HONK! This is just a pilot, a warm up, a test. Stay tuned for more.