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THIS EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSESFresh off a comedy tour, Guy has arrived back in town and first order of business is sitting down for a late night watch of Sex and The City 2 with Tim. It's not pretty. As the lads come, probably the closest to blows since their project begun, the over-exhausted mental spillings of the plucky kiwis are juvenile, puerile and just plain stupid.Guy is keen to discuss boner etiquette, Tim's digging into the Rat King mythology and ringing random phone numbers. Meanwhile the one dozenth watch crawls depressingly by.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My sweet sweet boners how does this day find you?I am thrilled to tell ya that I'm tossing this episode at you early cuz I'll be outta town til next week and will miss my usual Saturdays with you.Today's show is all vulnerability all the time cuz I delve into personal fears...what else is new, Jess?Anywho as my pal Shawna would say, let's get this show on the roadLove n Passionxoxo Jess

Best friends unexpectedly find they want to share more.By neruval442. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. Beth and I have known each other literally forever. We met at preschool, and I can truthfully say I have no earlier memory than her smiling face asking my name as we stood on the school playground waiting to go into our first lesson. We were inseparable through that school and into the primary school, somehow always ending up in the same class, sitting on the same table for reading and drawing when we could. The fact that she was a girl and I was a boy generated mild comment, but the consensus was that these days it was all to the good that kids, especially so young, didn't seem to discriminate when choosing friends.When we went up to secondary school, it wasn't even a question whether we'd do homework together every night, and our parents just shrugged their shoulders and agreed who'd cook on what day, Beth's eyes lighting up when my mum produced her favorite spaghetti sauce.We talked about everything, TV, our other friends, music we liked, school work. Sometimes our families went on holiday together, the usual places, Spain, Italy, but when our trips were separate, the first thing we did when we got back was breathlessly bring each other up to date with what we'd done, seen.Of course we'd gone through the "I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours" phase, playing doctors and nurses, but somehow it had never translated into any more experimentation, and Beth and I never really touched, except for the frequent hugs of celebration, comfort, commiseration, depending on what life brought us. Beth confided in me when her periods started, school sex education lessons had made sure we knew how things basically worked, and I could tell that her body was changing, breasts and hips more noticeable, but she was always my best friend above all else, and somehow it never occurred to me to think of her in any other way.Of course we had to think about what would happen after college exams, but the problem solved itself, a town with two universities, one that had a good reputation for Beth's chosen subject, the other that offered a top-notch course for mine. We'd celebrated our eighteenth birthday parties, I'd cried unashamedly, brushing away the tears running down my cheeks, at the heartfelt speech Beth made at mine. I tried to reciprocate at her party, then sobbed my heart out again when she chose Westlife's 'Safe' for us to dance to at the end of the night.What people thought of us by then didn't really trouble us, from overheard comments, those who didn't really know us assumed we were boyfriend and girlfriend, 'obviously' sleeping together, but by then our friendship was so well-known that it wasn't even a matter of jealousy. Perhaps envy; but we tried, Beth especially, to be gracious, generous to everyone, so only the most petty minds could find anything to complain at.Of course we'd talked about sex, after those embarrassing classes at school, I'd admitted to Beth that I masturbated, and with pink cheeks she'd confessed the same. We even went as far as to look at a porn site on my laptop, and Beth raised her eyebrows, pretending to fan her face at the scene playing out on the monitor. "But it's all staged, right?" she shrugged. "It's bound to be more clumsy and messy for real." The conversation moved on to something else, and the topic didn't come up again for a while.The months rolled round to August, lazy days after exams, too soon to make serious plans for university, and Beth and I were sitting at the square table in her bedroom as usual it was the same table where we always did homework and projects, and the blog we started more than 10 years ago. Beth was sketching something on her art pad, and I was picking photos from our last trip to put on our blog. But something was niggling at me, something I couldn't quite put my finger on. I glanced across at Beth, and her pencil stopped moving. "Tim?""Uh, yes?"She closed the pad, put it on her desk. "Can we talk?"I blinked. "Since when did you ever have to ask me that?" I shifted my chair closer. "Something bothering you?"She nodded. "I'm thinking about freshers' week."I gave her a puzzled look. "Oh, the orientation events with cheap beer for kids away from home for the first time, going a little crazy, college clubs touting for members. What's the problem?"Beth twirled the pencil distractedly in her fingers. "Well, I'm thinking, there'll be a lot of boys there, perhaps I'll get chatting to one, maybe he gets a crush on me, I ask him out for coffee,”"I get the picture," I nodded. Something unexpected stirred in my emotions, but I pushed it down. "You know guys will say anything to get into a girl's panties, right?"Beth smiled wryly. "I know. But let's say I think he's genuine, I can trust him, at least for a night, anyway.""So, then you take care," I reminded.She nodded. "I take my pills, and Mom's already given me a box of condoms, bless her.""But,” I prompted. "You said you wanted to talk, right?"Beth looked up, a pink tinge suffusing her cheeks. "Tim, if I had a close girlfriend, I mean a friend who was a girl, half as close as you, I'd talk to her about this. But I really don't. I want to talk about, well, what I might like, when it comes to it."I gave her the most reassuring smile I could manage. "I can handle that. And there's a definite upside, I can give you the male perspective on the whole thing."She glanced at me sideways. "Okay.""So where do you want to start?""Well," mused Beth, her eyes taking on the faraway look that I knew meant she was creating a scene in her imagination. "Let's assume we've done the kissing part, and somehow, how does this even work?, he's asked me if, and I've told him Yes. I think I'd like him to be the one undressing me."She chuckled. "Of course I'd make sure I had decent panties on, and a bra that hadn't gone grey in the wash.""So he'd be fumbling with buttons, and those fiddly clips," I teased. “ Yes, you'd like undies that are more than just the functional type.”"A little bit of clumsiness would be reassuring," Beth shrugged. "I wouldn't want to think he'd had too much practice.""Would he take everything off at once?" I wondered."Well, maybe everything except my panties, he ought to wait till last for those."I couldn't help the image that was forming in my mind, I had a fair idea what Beth looked like without her clothes, we were quite casual around one another when we were changing. "As a man, I'm pretty sure he'd be entirely distracted by your awesome breasts."She grinned. "Fine by me, I'm rather hoping he'll pay them some serious attention.""Tell me how." I ventured, enjoying this new sexual tension we were both feeling.Beth breathed in. "Well, he could touch them, stroke them,” unconsciously her hands demonstrated her meaning, though without touching herself, "and maybe just ever so gently pinch my nipples with his fingers."She shivered with anticipated pleasure. "But what I'd really want him to do is to put his mouth on them, I can almost feel what it'd be like for my nipples to be surrounded by warmth, wetness, and then to be suckled softly,”"Wow," I breathed. "And then?""That would really get me turned on. I'm so, I mean, I'd be so wet, and I'd want him to slide his hand up between my thighs until he was touching my panties. He could, oh, god, press against me with his fingers while his mouth was still busy on my breasts."Her face was definitely flushed now, but she kept her eyes fixed on my face. "It wouldn't be long before I'd whisper,” she paused, then leaned forward to my ear “ 'You can take them off'. So he'd hook his fingers through the elastic, and I'd lift my hips for a moment while he slid my panties down, then past my feet."I had to adjust my trousers. "Are you ready for him to go inside you?" I breathed, starting to lose myself in Beth's fantasy.She looked down shyly, shaking her head. "What I really want, I'd do anything, anything if he'd go down there, his tongue, really taking his time,”"Anything?" I raised one eyebrow.Beth nodded. "Once he'd made me a soaking mess, he could do anything to me he wanted."I chuckled. "Most men would probably want you to use your mouth on them in turn."Beth nodded. "As long as he was clean,”She paused, frowning slightly. "Not everybody's like you, I mean, what's it called?""Circumcised," I supplied, and she nodded. "I think I'd prefer that. So yes, if he wanted me to I'd kneel and put my lips round him, even let him fuck my mouth."I blinked at her choice of words, Beth absolutely never used vulgar language, but she was obviously carried away with her fantasy, deliberately choosing a provocative phrase for what she was describing.She shifted in her chair. "After a while I'd pull my knees up, open fully to him, and he'd move his body between my thighs, maybe I'd need to use my fingers to guide him into the right place."I raised my eyebrows. "What about that condom?""Wups," Beth caught her lower lip between her teeth. "Thanks for reminding me. So I get one from my bedside drawer, tear open the foil, and roll it onto him with my fingers. Then what I just said, and he pushes slowly into me."Her expression turned slightly apprehensive. "I  guess it might hurt, the first time. But I'm sure he'd be careful."Beth was being very courageous, telling me her intimate sexual fantasy. There had to be a reason for this?Her face resumed its faraway expression. "Then he'd be moving in me, and I'd flex my hips just a little to help him."I smiled wryly. "After what you did to him, I can't imagine he's going to last very long."Beth tilted her head. "I suppose not. But remember, it's his reward for giving me what I needed, So I'd be watching his face, and I'd be able to tell when he was nearly there, and I'd let him know it was okay, 'yes, come for me, don't hold back, ' Then he'd cry out, I hope not too loud, and I'd feel him stiffen inside me, then he'd thrust hard, once, again,”She frowned again. "I suppose with the condom I wouldn't really feel his stuff.""Much safer that way, though," I reminded her."True. So then I guess he'd start to soften, so he'd have to come out of me, make sure the condom didn't slip."She grinned. "I suppose he'd tie it, or wrap it in hankies or something, throw it in my bin. Maybe I'd take it out later so no one else would know.""They'd know if they changed the sheets," I pointed out, and Beth looked startled, then nodded. "Oops, of course.""So when he's finished, what would your lover do then?" I queried.Beth looked thoughtful. "Well, I suppose I'd hoped for a cuddle."I nodded. "Would you want him to stay the night?"She looked puzzled. "I'm not sure. This is where I can't really imagine it, would I want us to wake up together, what would we even say? Or would I want to be alone, and deal with how I felt about him, the next time I saw him?"I reached to put my hand on hers. "Well, if it helps, maybe in some alternate reality, you and I didn't meet til college, and the guy you meet at freshers' fair is me, I would definitely want to wake up next to you."I wasn't prepared for her reaction, her fingers tightening almost painfully on mine, her face crumpling as though on the verge of tears. "That is the sweetest thing you've ever said to me."She took a deep breath. "Tim, what if, what if that reality could be this one?"My entire world seemed to turn upside down in an instant, every image of the life she and I had shared since that first playground meeting, flashing through my mind. "Beth?"Her gaze was locked on my face, something incomprehensibly wild, yet soft in her eyes. She drew me closer, and our lips touched, clumsy but somehow, just right. The kiss deepened, and Beth closed her eyes, lost in the sensation.After a few moments she moved back; "Tim, I want this, and I promise,” she put her hand on her heart, "that it will not change what we already have."I nodded, blinking back tears of my own. "But what about,”I glanced at the open door of her bedroom. "Your parents are just downstairs."The confident glint which I loved so much returned to her eyes. "Easy, watch."She stepped into the hall & onto the landing. "Mom?"Her mother appeared from the living room. "Yes, dear?""Tim and I have to record something for our video blog, we need to close the door for a while.""Okay, darling, we won't disturb you."Beth came back into the room, closing the door firmly and leaning with her back to it. "See, problem solved."She held out her arms, and I came into them, pressing her against the door. "Um," she murmured. "Kind of nice to feel trapped."I covered her mouth with mine, gently but insistently pressing my tongue between her lips, and she gasped, her breath catching in her throat. The wild look returned to her eyes, and she put one hand behind my neck, surprising me with the force of her response. After a few moments she broke away, her lips trembling. "So I think we can say we've done the kissing part," she breathed, echoing her words from a few minutes earlier."And I think what you said before counts as a Yes," I followed suit.She nodded solemnly. "So,”She was wearing a t-shirt, so no buttons to fumble with, and I tugged it free from her jeans. She raised her arms above her head, letting me lift the t-shirt off, drop it over the back of the chair. Underneath, her underwire bra was soft, shiny peach, skin showing tantalizingly through the lace, and I bent to place a kiss on her protruding covered nipples, feeling them hardening & raising under my lips. I slid a hand behind her back seeking the fastening of her bra, and felt a moment of satisfaction as my fingers released the 3 hooks on the first attempt. "I could almost suspect you of having practiced," Beth's voice was teasing.She slipped the now-loose straps from her shoulders, letting the cups fall into her palms, then draped the bra on top of her t-shirt. "As distracting as you e

Best friends unexpectedly find they want to share more.By neruval442. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. Beth and I have known each other literally forever. We met at preschool, and I can truthfully say I have no earlier memory than her smiling face asking my name as we stood on the school playground waiting to go into our first lesson. We were inseparable through that school and into the primary school, somehow always ending up in the same class, sitting on the same table for reading and drawing when we could. The fact that she was a girl and I was a boy generated mild comment, but the consensus was that these days it was all to the good that kids, especially so young, didn't seem to discriminate when choosing friends.When we went up to secondary school, it wasn't even a question whether we'd do homework together every night, and our parents just shrugged their shoulders and agreed who'd cook on what day, Beth's eyes lighting up when my mum produced her favorite spaghetti sauce.We talked about everything, TV, our other friends, music we liked, school work. Sometimes our families went on holiday together, the usual places, Spain, Italy, but when our trips were separate, the first thing we did when we got back was breathlessly bring each other up to date with what we'd done, seen.Of course we'd gone through the "I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours" phase, playing doctors and nurses, but somehow it had never translated into any more experimentation, and Beth and I never really touched, except for the frequent hugs of celebration, comfort, commiseration, depending on what life brought us. Beth confided in me when her periods started, school sex education lessons had made sure we knew how things basically worked, and I could tell that her body was changing, breasts and hips more noticeable, but she was always my best friend above all else, and somehow it never occurred to me to think of her in any other way.Of course we had to think about what would happen after college exams, but the problem solved itself, a town with two universities, one that had a good reputation for Beth's chosen subject, the other that offered a top-notch course for mine. We'd celebrated our eighteenth birthday parties, I'd cried unashamedly, brushing away the tears running down my cheeks, at the heartfelt speech Beth made at mine. I tried to reciprocate at her party, then sobbed my heart out again when she chose Westlife's 'Safe' for us to dance to at the end of the night.What people thought of us by then didn't really trouble us, from overheard comments, those who didn't really know us assumed we were boyfriend and girlfriend, 'obviously' sleeping together, but by then our friendship was so well-known that it wasn't even a matter of jealousy. Perhaps envy; but we tried, Beth especially, to be gracious, generous to everyone, so only the most petty minds could find anything to complain at.Of course we'd talked about sex, after those embarrassing classes at school, I'd admitted to Beth that I masturbated, and with pink cheeks she'd confessed the same. We even went as far as to look at a porn site on my laptop, and Beth raised her eyebrows, pretending to fan her face at the scene playing out on the monitor. "But it's all staged, right?" she shrugged. "It's bound to be more clumsy and messy for real." The conversation moved on to something else, and the topic didn't come up again for a while.The months rolled round to August, lazy days after exams, too soon to make serious plans for university, and Beth and I were sitting at the square table in her bedroom as usual it was the same table where we always did homework and projects, and the blog we started more than 10 years ago. Beth was sketching something on her art pad, and I was picking photos from our last trip to put on our blog. But something was niggling at me, something I couldn't quite put my finger on. I glanced across at Beth, and her pencil stopped moving. "Tim?""Uh, yes?"She closed the pad, put it on her desk. "Can we talk?"I blinked. "Since when did you ever have to ask me that?" I shifted my chair closer. "Something bothering you?"She nodded. "I'm thinking about freshers' week."I gave her a puzzled look. "Oh, the orientation events with cheap beer for kids away from home for the first time, going a little crazy, college clubs touting for members. What's the problem?"Beth twirled the pencil distractedly in her fingers. "Well, I'm thinking, there'll be a lot of boys there, perhaps I'll get chatting to one, maybe he gets a crush on me, I ask him out for coffee,”"I get the picture," I nodded. Something unexpected stirred in my emotions, but I pushed it down. "You know guys will say anything to get into a girl's panties, right?"Beth smiled wryly. "I know. But let's say I think he's genuine, I can trust him, at least for a night, anyway.""So, then you take care," I reminded.She nodded. "I take my pills, and Mom's already given me a box of condoms, bless her.""But,” I prompted. "You said you wanted to talk, right?"Beth looked up, a pink tinge suffusing her cheeks. "Tim, if I had a close girlfriend, I mean a friend who was a girl, half as close as you, I'd talk to her about this. But I really don't. I want to talk about, well, what I might like, when it comes to it."I gave her the most reassuring smile I could manage. "I can handle that. And there's a definite upside, I can give you the male perspective on the whole thing."She glanced at me sideways. "Okay.""So where do you want to start?""Well," mused Beth, her eyes taking on the faraway look that I knew meant she was creating a scene in her imagination. "Let's assume we've done the kissing part, and somehow, how does this even work?, he's asked me if, and I've told him Yes. I think I'd like him to be the one undressing me."She chuckled. "Of course I'd make sure I had decent panties on, and a bra that hadn't gone grey in the wash.""So he'd be fumbling with buttons, and those fiddly clips," I teased. “ Yes, you'd like undies that are more than just the functional type.”"A little bit of clumsiness would be reassuring," Beth shrugged. "I wouldn't want to think he'd had too much practice.""Would he take everything off at once?" I wondered."Well, maybe everything except my panties, he ought to wait till last for those."I couldn't help the image that was forming in my mind, I had a fair idea what Beth looked like without her clothes, we were quite casual around one another when we were changing. "As a man, I'm pretty sure he'd be entirely distracted by your awesome breasts."She grinned. "Fine by me, I'm rather hoping he'll pay them some serious attention.""Tell me how." I ventured, enjoying this new sexual tension we were both feeling.Beth breathed in. "Well, he could touch them, stroke them,” unconsciously her hands demonstrated her meaning, though without touching herself, "and maybe just ever so gently pinch my nipples with his fingers."She shivered with anticipated pleasure. "But what I'd really want him to do is to put his mouth on them, I can almost feel what it'd be like for my nipples to be surrounded by warmth, wetness, and then to be suckled softly,”"Wow," I breathed. "And then?""That would really get me turned on. I'm so, I mean, I'd be so wet, and I'd want him to slide his hand up between my thighs until he was touching my panties. He could, oh, god, press against me with his fingers while his mouth was still busy on my breasts."Her face was definitely flushed now, but she kept her eyes fixed on my face. "It wouldn't be long before I'd whisper,” she paused, then leaned forward to my ear “ 'You can take them off'. So he'd hook his fingers through the elastic, and I'd lift my hips for a moment while he slid my panties down, then past my feet."I had to adjust my trousers. "Are you ready for him to go inside you?" I breathed, starting to lose myself in Beth's fantasy.She looked down shyly, shaking her head. "What I really want, I'd do anything, anything if he'd go down there, his tongue, really taking his time,”"Anything?" I raised one eyebrow.Beth nodded. "Once he'd made me a soaking mess, he could do anything to me he wanted."I chuckled. "Most men would probably want you to use your mouth on them in turn."Beth nodded. "As long as he was clean,”She paused, frowning slightly. "Not everybody's like you, I mean, what's it called?""Circumcised," I supplied, and she nodded. "I think I'd prefer that. So yes, if he wanted me to I'd kneel and put my lips round him, even let him fuck my mouth."I blinked at her choice of words, Beth absolutely never used vulgar language, but she was obviously carried away with her fantasy, deliberately choosing a provocative phrase for what she was describing.She shifted in her chair. "After a while I'd pull my knees up, open fully to him, and he'd move his body between my thighs, maybe I'd need to use my fingers to guide him into the right place."I raised my eyebrows. "What about that condom?""Wups," Beth caught her lower lip between her teeth. "Thanks for reminding me. So I get one from my bedside drawer, tear open the foil, and roll it onto him with my fingers. Then what I just said, and he pushes slowly into me."Her expression turned slightly apprehensive. "I  guess it might hurt, the first time. But I'm sure he'd be careful."Beth was being very courageous, telling me her intimate sexual fantasy. There had to be a reason for this?Her face resumed its faraway expression. "Then he'd be moving in me, and I'd flex my hips just a little to help him."I smiled wryly. "After what you did to him, I can't imagine he's going to last very long."Beth tilted her head. "I suppose not. But remember, it's his reward for giving me what I needed, So I'd be watching his face, and I'd be able to tell when he was nearly there, and I'd let him know it was okay, 'yes, come for me, don't hold back, ' Then he'd cry out, I hope not too loud, and I'd feel him stiffen inside me, then he'd thrust hard, once, again,”She frowned again. "I suppose with the condom I wouldn't really feel his stuff.""Much safer that way, though," I reminded her."True. So then I guess he'd start to soften, so he'd have to come out of me, make sure the condom didn't slip."She grinned. "I suppose he'd tie it, or wrap it in hankies or something, throw it in my bin. Maybe I'd take it out later so no one else would know.""They'd know if they changed the sheets," I pointed out, and Beth looked startled, then nodded. "Oops, of course.""So when he's finished, what would your lover do then?" I queried.Beth looked thoughtful. "Well, I suppose I'd hoped for a cuddle."I nodded. "Would you want him to stay the night?"She looked puzzled. "I'm not sure. This is where I can't really imagine it, would I want us to wake up together, what would we even say? Or would I want to be alone, and deal with how I felt about him, the next time I saw him?"I reached to put my hand on hers. "Well, if it helps, maybe in some alternate reality, you and I didn't meet til college, and the guy you meet at freshers' fair is me, I would definitely want to wake up next to you."I wasn't prepared for her reaction, her fingers tightening almost painfully on mine, her face crumpling as though on the verge of tears. "That is the sweetest thing you've ever said to me."She took a deep breath. "Tim, what if, what if that reality could be this one?"My entire world seemed to turn upside down in an instant, every image of the life she and I had shared since that first playground meeting, flashing through my mind. "Beth?"Her gaze was locked on my face, something incomprehensibly wild, yet soft in her eyes. She drew me closer, and our lips touched, clumsy but somehow, just right. The kiss deepened, and Beth closed her eyes, lost in the sensation.After a few moments she moved back; "Tim, I want this, and I promise,” she put her hand on her heart, "that it will not change what we already have."I nodded, blinking back tears of my own. "But what about,”I glanced at the open door of her bedroom. "Your parents are just downstairs."The confident glint which I loved so much returned to her eyes. "Easy, watch."She stepped into the hall & onto the landing. "Mom?"Her mother appeared from the living room. "Yes, dear?""Tim and I have to record something for our video blog, we need to close the door for a while.""Okay, darling, we won't disturb you."Beth came back into the room, closing the door firmly and leaning with her back to it. "See, problem solved."She held out her arms, and I came into them, pressing her against the door. "Um," she murmured. "Kind of nice to feel trapped."I covered her mouth with mine, gently but insistently pressing my tongue between her lips, and she gasped, her breath catching in her throat. The wild look returned to her eyes, and she put one hand behind my neck, surprising me with the force of her response. After a few moments she broke away, her lips trembling. "So I think we can say we've done the kissing part," she breathed, echoing her words from a few minutes earlier."And I think what you said before counts as a Yes," I followed suit.She nodded solemnly. "So,”She was wearing a t-shirt, so no buttons to fumble with, and I tugged it free from her jeans. She raised her arms above her head, letting me lift the t-shirt off, drop it over the back of the chair. Underneath, her underwire bra was soft, shiny peach, skin showing tantalizingly through the lace, and I bent to place a kiss on her protruding covered nipples, feeling them hardening & raising under my lips. I slid a hand behind her back seeking the fastening of her bra, and felt a moment of satisfaction as my fingers released the 3 hooks on the first attempt. "I could almost suspect you of having practiced," Beth's voice was teasing.She slipped the now-loose straps from her shoulders, letting the cups fall into her palms, then draped the bra on top of her t-shirt. "As distracting as you e

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What would it be like to see this thing fresh? To get to the first twist and be like "what?!?!" None of us got to enjoy that, they ruined it with marketing to really hammer us with the horny.Matt Dillon is a high school teacher. Denise Richard's, his student, is really working hard to seduce him. Her and her friend get all soapy washing his jeep as part of a school fundraiser type thing and then she sends her friend away and goes into his house. Sharp cut and she is running out. What happened? This is a court room thriller? But wait, what about all the kissing in the tv commercials???Will this work on us old men? Is it a good movie? Tune in! Watch the bone-o-meter and see where it takes us!

Natalie has a girl crush?! Plus, she shares how a HomeGoods run turned into having to call 911 and what you should NOT do in an emergency. Plus, she talks about her trip to Napa (Bottlerock), her run-ins, favorite performances and more. Sponsor note: Go to Zocdoc.com/HUNGRY to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here's a sample of something that happened on the $10 Show of our Patreon this week. We felt like it was a bit too crazy not to share.If you wanna hear more goofball shit like this, check us out at https://patreon.com/fartmouthSupport the show

From the Palm Street Studio on a Monday.  Song galore!  Some of them good, some of them great, AI can truly do it all and fast.  Junior joins the podcast via satellite.  Thursday night bowling ends with a clunker and no ship.  A possible burger challenge close too home?  We will have to check it out.  Everything truly will be all generated by AI in the future, I should have them write these too.  It's golf season so we recall And 1 gets a hole in one in the wrong hole.  

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We start with some Frank Christ presents They're Fine, Just Fine.  After that, we have a new Utah Word of the Day for you before we award Boner of the Day. Then JD joins us for out Tech Talk and we challenge a listener to Beat Gina. And of course, we finish with the Boner Recap, news and our Wellness Check.

This week it is time for some new geeky boners! Tim and Nick are both talking about remodeling their homes but Molly is talking about having sex in video games! So that one, at least, really fits the theme!

We start off with Frank Crist presents, They're Fine, Just Fine and then Kerry gives us the latest Geek News. After that, we award the Boner of the Day and we take listener calls with Hello Yeah What. Then, we challenge a listener to Beat Gina and we have a list of corky country song names to celebrate it's national day. And as always, we finish out with Boner Recap and news!

We start with some Frank Christ presents They're Fine, Just Fine.  After that, we have a some Emails of Interest before we award Boner of the Day. Then we take your phone calls for the X Poll asking about the dumbest way you have injured yourself and we challenge a listener to Beat Gina. And of course, we finish with the Boner Recap and news.

We start today with Sean Means and this weeks movie reviews, and after we find out who is the Boner of the Day. Then, we Have Another Drink with Jimmy the Wine Guy featuring Clear Water Distillery's Canela Cinnamon Whiskey, just before we challenge a listener to a round of Beat Gina. And as always, we finish the day with the Boner Recap, news and Dave the Flower Guy awards the Boner of the Week!

We start today with Sean Means and this weeks movie reviews, and after we find out who is the Boner of the Day. Then, we Have Another Drink with Jimmy the Wine Guy featuring Arette Tequila, just before we challenge a listener to a round of Beat Gina. And as always, we finish the day with the Boner Recap, news and Dave the Flower Guy awards the Boner of the Week!

We start with some Frank Christ presents They're Fine, Just Fine.  After that, Gina has a Morsel of Murder and award Boner of the Day. Then we conduct an X Poll wanting to know about your irrational fears and the Donut Critic is back with a treat for us. And of course, we finish with the Boner Recap and news.

We start today with Sean Means and this weeks movie reviews, and after we find out who is the Boner of the Day. Then, we Have Another Drink with Jimmy the Wine Guy featuring Clear Water Distillery's Lorenz Crafted Spirits, just before we challenge a listener to a round of Beat Gina. And as always, we finish the day with the Boner Recap, news and Dave the Flower Guy awards the Boner of the Week!

We start off with Frank Crist presents, They're Fine, Just Fine and then Kerry gives us the latest Geek News. After that, we award the Boner of the Day and we take listener calls with Hello Yeah What. Then, we challenge a listener to Beat Gina and Robert Gehrke joins us for our SLC update. And as always, we finish out with Boner Recap and news!

We start off with Frank Christ presents, 'They're Fine, Just Fine,' and then we list off your Things That Must Go. After that, we crown Boner of the Day and we take your calls with Hello Yeah What! Then we play a round of Beat Gina and of course, finish with the Boner Recap, news and our Concert and Community Calendar!

We start with some Frank Christ presents They're Fine, Just Fine.  After that, we have a Utah Word throwback for you and award Boner of the Day. Then JD joins us for our Tech Talk just before we challenge a listener to Beat Gina and Bill tells us about his roast dinner. And of course, we finish with the Boner Recap, news and our Wellness Check.

We start off with Frank Christ presents, They're Fine, Just Fine, and it's a sports update with Amy Donaldson. Then, we award winner of Boner of the Day and we talk about the Oscars. After that, Bill Frost joins us with his TV show updates and we play a round of Beat Gina with some Geek News right after. As always, we finish out with Boner Recap and news.

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We start today with Sean Means and this weeks movie reviews, and after we find out who is the Boner of the Day. Then, we Have Another Drink with Jimmy the Wine Guy featuring Sugarhouse Distilling Straight Bourbon , just before we challenge a listener to a round of Beat Gina. And as always, we finish the day with the Boner Recap, news and Dave the Flower Guy awards the Boner of the Week!

We start off with Frank Crist presents, They're Fine, Just Fine and then Kerry gives us the latest Geek News. After that, we award the Boner of the Day and for an X Poll tell us what are some important things for new listeners to know about the show. Then, we challenge a listener to Beat Gina and we talk about Bill's Let's Go Eat and Drink Podcast and recent foods and places visited. And as always, we finish out with Boner Recap and news!

We start off with Frank Christ presents, 'They're Fine, Just Fine,' and then we list off your Things That Must Go. After that, we crown Boner of the Day and and our Veterinarian friend Josh Davis joins us to answer your pet questions! Then we play a round of Beat Gina and of course, finish with the Boner Recap, news and our Concert and Community Calendar!

We start with some Frank Christ presents They're Fine, Just Fine.  After that, Gina tells us about the Death Clock death predicting website and award Boner of the Day. Then we have an X Poll for you about popular TV shows that you just don't get or like, and we challenge a listener to Beat Gina. And of course, we finish with the Boner Recap and news.

We start off with Frank Christ presents, They're Fine, Just Fine, and it's sports without Amy Donaldson since she is sick. Then, we award winner of Boner of the Day and we talk about the Superbowl Commercials. After that, Bill Frost joins us with his TV show updates and we play a round of Beat Gina with some Geek News right after. As always, we finish out with Boner Recap and news.

We start off with Frank Christ presents, 'They're Fine, Just Fine,' and then we list off your Things That Must Go. After that, we crown Boner of the Day and we conduct an X Poll asking about your worst neighbors! Then we play a round of Beat Gina and of course, finish with the Boner Recap, news and our Concert and Community Calendar!

We start with some Frank Christ presents They're Fine, Just Fine.  After that, we have a new Utah Word of the Day and award Boner of the Day. Then we bravely take your calls for Hello Yeah What, just before we challenge a listener to Beat Gina. And of course, we finish with the Boner Recap, news and our Wellness Check.

We start off with Frank Christ presents, 'They're Fine, Just Fine,' and then we list off your Things That Must Go. After that, we crown Boner of the Day and veterinarian Josh Davis joins to answer your pet questions! Then we play a round of Beat Gina and of course, finish with the Boner Recap, news and our Concert and Community Calendar!

We start with some Frank Christ presents They're Fine, Just Fine.  After that, we talk about our NSFW Lights Camera Brunch podcast event and award Boner of the Day. Then we take your calls for our X Poll asking about the most expensive thing you have bought yourself, just before we challenge a listener to Beat Gina, plus our Donut Critic is back with more sweets.  And of course, we finish with the Boner Recap and news.

We start off with Frank Christ presents, They're Fine, Just Fine, and it's sports with Amy Donaldson. Then, we award winner of Boner of the Day and we talk about grocery shopping and dinners. After that, Bill Frost joins us with his TV show updates and we play a round of Beat Gina with some Geek News right after. As always, we finish out with Boner Recap and news.

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We start today with Sean Means and this weeks movie reviews, and after we find out who is the Boner of the Day. Then, we Have Another Drink with Jimmy the Wine Guy featuring Clear Water Distillery's Canela Whiskey, just before we challenge a listener to a round of Beat Gina. And as always, we finish the day with the Boner Recap, news and Dave the Flower Guy awards the Boner of the Week!

We start off with Frank Crist presents, They're Fine, Just Fine and then Kerry gives us the latest Geek News. After that, we award the Boner of the Day and Victoria is back to give us the latest update on the Real Housewives of SLC, just before we challenge a listener to Beat Gina. And as always, we finish out with Boner Recap and news!

We start off with Frank Christ presents, 'They're Fine, Just Fine,' and then we list off your Things That Must Go. After that, we crown Boner of the Day and conduct an X Poll about the things you can treat yourself to that you couldn't when you were younger! Then we play a round of Beat Gina and of course, finish with the Boner Recap, news and our Concert and Community Calendar!

We start with some Frank Christ presents They're Fine, Just Fine.  After that, we have a Utah Word of the Day for you and award Boner of the Day. Then we take your calls for Hello Yeah What, just before we challenge a listener to Beat Gina. And of course, we finish with the Boner Recap, news and our Wellness Check.

We start off with Frank Christ presents, They're Fine, Just Fine, and it's VIS time with Ed Brass. Then, we award winner of Boner of the Day and we talk about what we did over the weekend. After that, Bill Frost joins us with his TV show updates and we play a round of Beat Gina with some Geek News right after. As always, we finish out with Boner Recap and news.

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