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The Stargate podcast that no one asked for.

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    • Feb 19, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 58m AVG DURATION
    • 24 EPISODES


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    Ep 23 - Stargate means nothing to me (SG1 S1 Recap)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 50:20


    Ep 22 - Who's your god now, b*tch? (SG1 S1E22)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2019 69:40


    Ep 21 - Thanks to Mission Tortillas (SG1 S1E21)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2018 67:22


    Ep 21 - Thanks to Mission Tortillas (SG1 S1E21) by Podcast X-Treme!

    Ep 20 - Pubecast X-Treme (SG1 S1E20)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2018 69:18


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    Ep 19 - Staircase of Satan (SG1 S1E19)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2018 64:20


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    Ep 18 - Nothing Gets Me To Release Plankton More Than World Building (SG1 S1E18)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2018 58:31


    Ep 18 - Nothing Gets Me To Release Plankton More Than World Building (SG1 S1E18) by Podcast X-Treme!

    Ep 17 - Dark Ages 2: Electric Boogaloo

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2018 62:16


    Colonel Richard Lightning shows up to SG Command to commit crimes against humanity. What was President Musk thinking? I voted for that guy! Also discussed - the pitfalls of a species-wide orgasm. It's an all new moist episode of Podcast X-Treme!

    Ep 16 - You Have A Very Lovely Existence (SG1 S1E16)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2018 45:32


    Ep 16 - You Have A Very Lovely Existence (SG1 S1E16) by Podcast X-Treme!

    Ep 15 - I Am Car (SG1 S1E15)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2018 55:19


    Ep 15 - I Am Car (SG1 S1E15) by Podcast X-Treme!

    Ep 14 - The Goaould Within Me Has Not Teeth.... And No Gag Reflex (SG1 S1E14)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2018 66:37


    Ep 14 - The Goaould Within Me Has Not Teeth.... And No Gag Reflex (SG1 S1E14) by Podcast X-Treme!

    Ep 13 - The Shocker is Just Natural (SG1 S1E13)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2018 59:16


    The McDonald's McFish bites return with a vengeance, kidnapping Jackson and invading his brain hole to find out what happened to his favorite side piece. It's an episode that somehow manages to be boring and pretty good at the same time!

    Ep 12 - I Don't Mean To Diminish The Holocaust (SG1 S1E12)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2018 88:13


    Ep 12 - I Don't Mean To Diminish The Holocaust (SG1 S1E12) by Podcast X-Treme!

    Ep 11 - When The Metamucil Kicks In (SG1 S1E11)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2018 58:02


    Grandpa: You're still having control problems, aren't you? Grandma: I just don't feel confident, Harvey. Grandpa: Come with me. I wanna let you in on a little secret. [Grandpa takes Grandma's hand and they leave porch] [Grandpa opens cabinet and takes out adult diapers] Grandpa: Here we are. Oops! I Crapped My Pants. Grandma: Oops! I Crapped My Pants. I've heard of those. Do they work? Grandpa: Oops! I Crapped My Pants outperformed every bladder and bowel control product on the market today. Here, I'll show you. [Grandma holds open diaper, Grandpa holds pitcher] Grandpa: Imagine this pitcher of tea is really a gallon of your feces. [Grandpa pours pitcher of tea with lemons into diaper] Grandpa: See how its super thick protection allows for maximum absorbency without leaking. Grandma: I'm impressed. Oops! I Crapped My Pants can hold a lot of dung. Grandpa: And get this - Oops! I Crapped My Pants are biodegradable. Now that's good for the environment. Grandma: Hey, how do you know so much about Oops! I Crapped My Pants? Grandpa: Well I'm wearing them.. and I just did.

    Ep 10 - The Hammer Is My Penis (SG1 S1E10)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2018 56:47


    There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Yeah, it's me!". And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.

    Ep 9 - O'Neill Gets Cosby'd (SG1 S1E9)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2018 46:47


    Behold! Richard Dean Anderson! The man can do it all...need someone to act like a caveman? Richard Dean Anderson! Need an elderly character but don't want to hire some old dude? Richard Fucking Dean Anderson!

    Ep 8 - Slap the F*ck Out Of This Fern (SG1 S1E8)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2018 44:34


    We haven't landed on the moon in a while, so the team is tasked with attempting to steal some invisibility technology from a race of indigenous people called The Nox. Little do they know Apophis and his fern slappin' buddies are also after the same thing.

    Ep 7 - The Most Phallic Crystal (SG1 S1E7)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2018 45:10


    Join us on a therapeutic counseling session by an energy being masquerading as O'Neil. It's a rock hard episode of Podcast X-Treme!

    Ep 6: 420 No Scoped That B*tch (SG1 S1E6)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2018 55:43


    Join us for an adventure on Planet Melanoma! Can the squad save the native population from the wrath of Alan Matthews? Are Ben and Fred Savage brothers? Where the f*ck are all the godd*mn roads?!?! It's a cancer riddled episode of Podcast X-Treme!

    Ep 5 - Prison Rules, B*tch (SG1 S1E5)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2018 56:53


    Forests that exist in permanent darkness, a culture based on histamine, and big ol' goofy hats. It's a scientifically accurate episode of Podcast X-Treme!

    Ep 4 - F*ck You, Emancipation (SG1 S1E4)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2018 50:03


    What happens when you combine the worst episode in Stargate history with the tail end of a multi-episode recording session and a 6 pack of Dirty Bastard Scotch Ale? Pour one out for our sobriety and women's rights in the latest episode of Podcast X-Treme!

    Ep 3: BDSM Hamster Wheel (SG1 S1E3)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2018 36:27


    When Kawalsky gets infected with a baby Goa'uld, he starts getting into some really kinky stuff. Did the military always have that weird BDSM hamster wheel lying around just in case, or did General Hammond pull it out of his private storage? It's a NASA-infused episode of Podcast X-Treme!

    Ep 2: Mexican Bacon (SG1 S1E2)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2018 53:21


    When the SG1 and SG2 teams are ordered to infiltrate and investigate the forests of Northern Washington, things don't go as planned as the entirety of SG1 is captured. How will FRED get them out of this mess? Will Sha're land the gig after her backroom casting couch audition?? The Go'auld really really like kids, it's really weird man. It's a full frontal, action packed episode of SG1! #LongLiveCavemanGuy

    Ep. 1: We've Got AIDS Pretty Much Figured Out (SG1 S1E1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2018 62:39


    It's a new show! After the events of Stargate: the movie, a new member of Ra's species has emerged as a threat. Why does everyone on Abydos speak English now? Will Hammond finally get a chance to nuke a planet? Find out on the series premiere of SG1!

    Ep 0: The Movie

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2018 80:16


    Join us for the inaugural episode of Podcast X-Treme - the Stargate podcast no one asked for, but you're getting anyways. In this episode - Stargate, the movie! Is Jackson the smartest and dumbest person to ever live? Will Kurt Russel's frosted tips be enough to overcome thousands of years of enslavement by a mysterious alien race? Find by out by tuning into Podcast X-Treme!

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