The Stargate podcast that no one asked for.
Ep 21 - Thanks to Mission Tortillas (SG1 S1E21) by Podcast X-Treme!
Ep 20 - Pubecast X-Treme (SG1 S1E20) by Podcast X-Treme!
Ep 19 - Staircase of Satan (SG1 S1E19) by Podcast X-Treme!
Ep 18 - Nothing Gets Me To Release Plankton More Than World Building (SG1 S1E18) by Podcast X-Treme!
Colonel Richard Lightning shows up to SG Command to commit crimes against humanity. What was President Musk thinking? I voted for that guy! Also discussed - the pitfalls of a species-wide orgasm. It's an all new moist episode of Podcast X-Treme!
Ep 16 - You Have A Very Lovely Existence (SG1 S1E16) by Podcast X-Treme!
Ep 15 - I Am Car (SG1 S1E15) by Podcast X-Treme!
Ep 14 - The Goaould Within Me Has Not Teeth.... And No Gag Reflex (SG1 S1E14) by Podcast X-Treme!
The McDonald's McFish bites return with a vengeance, kidnapping Jackson and invading his brain hole to find out what happened to his favorite side piece. It's an episode that somehow manages to be boring and pretty good at the same time!
Ep 12 - I Don't Mean To Diminish The Holocaust (SG1 S1E12) by Podcast X-Treme!
Grandpa: You're still having control problems, aren't you? Grandma: I just don't feel confident, Harvey. Grandpa: Come with me. I wanna let you in on a little secret. [Grandpa takes Grandma's hand and they leave porch] [Grandpa opens cabinet and takes out adult diapers] Grandpa: Here we are. Oops! I Crapped My Pants. Grandma: Oops! I Crapped My Pants. I've heard of those. Do they work? Grandpa: Oops! I Crapped My Pants outperformed every bladder and bowel control product on the market today. Here, I'll show you. [Grandma holds open diaper, Grandpa holds pitcher] Grandpa: Imagine this pitcher of tea is really a gallon of your feces. [Grandpa pours pitcher of tea with lemons into diaper] Grandpa: See how its super thick protection allows for maximum absorbency without leaking. Grandma: I'm impressed. Oops! I Crapped My Pants can hold a lot of dung. Grandpa: And get this - Oops! I Crapped My Pants are biodegradable. Now that's good for the environment. Grandma: Hey, how do you know so much about Oops! I Crapped My Pants? Grandpa: Well I'm wearing them.. and I just did.
There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Yeah, it's me!". And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.
Behold! Richard Dean Anderson! The man can do it all...need someone to act like a caveman? Richard Dean Anderson! Need an elderly character but don't want to hire some old dude? Richard Fucking Dean Anderson!
We haven't landed on the moon in a while, so the team is tasked with attempting to steal some invisibility technology from a race of indigenous people called The Nox. Little do they know Apophis and his fern slappin' buddies are also after the same thing.
Join us on a therapeutic counseling session by an energy being masquerading as O'Neil. It's a rock hard episode of Podcast X-Treme!
Join us for an adventure on Planet Melanoma! Can the squad save the native population from the wrath of Alan Matthews? Are Ben and Fred Savage brothers? Where the f*ck are all the godd*mn roads?!?! It's a cancer riddled episode of Podcast X-Treme!
Forests that exist in permanent darkness, a culture based on histamine, and big ol' goofy hats. It's a scientifically accurate episode of Podcast X-Treme!
What happens when you combine the worst episode in Stargate history with the tail end of a multi-episode recording session and a 6 pack of Dirty Bastard Scotch Ale? Pour one out for our sobriety and women's rights in the latest episode of Podcast X-Treme!
When Kawalsky gets infected with a baby Goa'uld, he starts getting into some really kinky stuff. Did the military always have that weird BDSM hamster wheel lying around just in case, or did General Hammond pull it out of his private storage? It's a NASA-infused episode of Podcast X-Treme!
When the SG1 and SG2 teams are ordered to infiltrate and investigate the forests of Northern Washington, things don't go as planned as the entirety of SG1 is captured. How will FRED get them out of this mess? Will Sha're land the gig after her backroom casting couch audition?? The Go'auld really really like kids, it's really weird man. It's a full frontal, action packed episode of SG1! #LongLiveCavemanGuy
It's a new show! After the events of Stargate: the movie, a new member of Ra's species has emerged as a threat. Why does everyone on Abydos speak English now? Will Hammond finally get a chance to nuke a planet? Find out on the series premiere of SG1!
Join us for the inaugural episode of Podcast X-Treme - the Stargate podcast no one asked for, but you're getting anyways. In this episode - Stargate, the movie! Is Jackson the smartest and dumbest person to ever live? Will Kurt Russel's frosted tips be enough to overcome thousands of years of enslavement by a mysterious alien race? Find by out by tuning into Podcast X-Treme!