Quid Pro Euro

A new podcast from Zachary Fortais-Gomm, producer of Quid Pro Euro. Listen now at lightandtragic.com/qpe or wherever you get your podcasts.

POINT with the mouse and CLICK to make things better. Written and performed by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. Meet the listeners. Keep us going. Music Advent Chamber Orchestra - Corelli Concerto Grosso G Minor Advent Chamber Orchestra - Albinoni Concerto for 2 Oboes in F Major Advent Chamber Orchestra - Bughici Suite for Violin Kevin McLeod - Beach Party Kevin McLeod - Aquarium Kevin McLeod - Mystery Sax Kevin McLeod - Strength of Titans Purple Planet - Nitro Charge Purple Planet - On the Prowl Purple Planet - Galactic Harmony Purple Planet - Beautiful Piano Theme Zachary Fortais-Gomm - Silver Fox's Recollection

Fraud! (Fraud) Fraud! (Fraud) Fraud, schooner, got the funks Talking of Elysium We beetroots have fewer trunks He likes the Heidi gum Written and performed by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. Meet the listeners. Keep us going. Music Advent Chamber Orchestra - Corelli Concerto Grosso G Minor Kevin McLeod - Beach Party Purple Planet - Nitro Charge Kevin McLeod - Aquarium Kevin McLeod - Mystery Sax We Are Victorious by Alexander Nakarada Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4967-we-are-victorious License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license The Land Of The Dead by Rafael Krux Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5385-the-land-of-the-dead- License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Leaving For Valhalla by Alexander Nakarada Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4928-leaving-for-valhalla License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Raindrops by Rafael Krux Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5590-raindrops- License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

say as I say, not as I do Written and performed by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. Meet the listeners. Keep us going. Music Advent Chamber Orchestra - Corelli Concerto Grosso G Minor Kevin McLeod - Beach Party Purple Planet - Nitro Charge Kevin McLeod - Aquarium Kevin McLeod - Mystery Sax Kevin MacLeod - Ethernight Club Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7612-ethernight-club License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Rafael Krux - Behind Enemy Lines Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5290-behind-enemy-lines- License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

A city is a cathedral with a retinue. Written and performed by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. Meet the listeners. Keep us going. Music Advent Chamber Orchestra - Corelli Concerto Grosso G Minor Kevin McLeod - Beach Party Purple Planet - Nitro Charge Kevin McLeod - Aquarium Purple Planet - Playdate Purple Planet - Galactic Harmony Purple Planet - Tormented

Directive 11. All employees will be present. Inner presence will be accepted if argued convincingly and not by proxy. Written and performed by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. Meet the listeners. Keep us going. Music Advent Chamber Orchestra - Corelli Concerto Grosso G Minor Kevin McLeod - Beach Party Kevin McLeod - Mystery Sax Purple Planet - Nitro Charge Purple Planet - Lost Souls Purple Planet - In my Nightmares Purple Planet - Eventide Purple Planet - Energy - Deep in Trance Advent Chamber Orchestra - Bartok - Roumanian Folk Dances Kevin McLeod - Aquarium

In which a puzzle is set. --- Written and performed by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. Meet the listeners. Keep us going. Music Advent Chamber Orchestra - Corelli Concerto Grosso G Minor Kevin McLeod - Beach Party Purple Planet - Nitro Charge Kevin McLeod - Mystery Sax Kevin McLeod - Aquarium Zachary Fortais-Gomm - Fur Elise Zachary Fortais-Gomm - Spring

In this special, off-menu episode, Felix interviews Tom Crowley to learn more about his podcast Crowley Time. Subscribe to Crowley Time wherever you get your podcasts and follow Tom on @atomcrowley Music Daniel Vassey - Beethoven's Sonata No. 11 in B Flat Major

just --- Written and performed by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. Meet the listeners. Keep us going. Music Advent Chamber Orchestra - Corelli Concerto Grosso G Minor Kevin McLeod - Beach Party Purple Planet - Nitro Charge Kevin McLeod - Mystery Sax

mens sana in conficturo sano. --- Written and performed by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. Meet the listeners. Keep us going. Music Advent Chamber Orchestra - Corelli Concerto Grosso G Minor Kevin McLeod - Beach Party Purple Planet - Nitro Charge Kevin McLeod - Mystery Sax Purple Planet - Successful Motivation Kevin McLeod - Aquarium Read the script.

And what are the perils of starting anew? --- Written and performed by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. Torvald: Linus Karp. Meet the listeners. Keep us going. Music Advent Chamber Orchestra - Corelli Concerto Grosso G Minor Kevin McLeod - Beach Party Purple Planet - Nitro Charge Kevin McLeod - Aquarium Purple Planet - Playdate Purple Planet - Galactic Harmony Read the script.

It's him. Support Quid Pro Euro by heading to our Patreon. patreon.com/quidproeuro Written and narrated by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. @felixtrench @zackfg Cast: Alex - Chloe Godman Alex - Ben Hadley Alex - Gemma Arrowsmith Alex - Tom Crowley Alex - Lora Hristova Alex - Hayden Wood Alex - Lucy Farrett Alex - Gareth O'Connor Music: Nikas Drude - Ode to Joy (Remix) Zachary Fortais-Gomm - Silver Fox's Recollection Advent Chamber Orchestra - Corelli Concerto Grosso G Minor Kevin McLeod - Parisian Kevin McLeod - News Theme Purple Planet - Immuration Purple Planet - Beautiful Piano Advent Chamber Orchestra - Vivaldi: Moto for Soprano and Orchestra recitavi Advent Chamber Orchestra - Handel: Rejoice

A bit of housekeeping from Felix.

Nothing brings the European Union together like the Common Fisheries Policy. What will it look like in the 21st century? Support Quid Pro Euro by heading to our Patreon. patreon.com/quidproeuro Written and narrated by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. @felixtrench @zackfg Music: Nikas Drude - Ode to Joy (Remix) Zachary Fortais-Gomm - Silver Fox's Recollection Advent Chamber Orchestra - Corelli Concerto Grosso G Minor Kevin McLeod - Five Armies Kevin McLeod - Beach Party Purple Planet - Immuration Purple Planet - On The Prowl

Size. Bigger size.

Who does the European Union service? Who do you? Written and narrated by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. @felixtrench @zackfg Support Quid Pro Euro on Patreon. Music: Nikas Drude - Ode to Joy (Remix)

How can we improve on the learning opportunities of our youngest citizens in the twenty first century? Written and narrated by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. @felixtrench @zackfg Support Quid Pro Euro on Patreon. Music: Nikas Drude - Ode to Joy (Remix) Purple Planet - Eyeliner Purple Planet - Playdate Kevin McLeod - Raving Energy

What's next? Support Quid Pro Euro by heading to our Patreon. patreon.com/quidproeuro Written and narrated by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. Additional voices by Zachary Fotais-Gomm. @felixtrench @zackfg Music: Niklas Drude - Ode to Joy (Remix) Purple Planet: - Christmas Fairy - Christmas Wonder - Magical Christmas - Creeping Death - Winter Wonder

When is outside Europe not outside Europe? Written and narrated by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. @felixtrench @zackfg Support Quid Pro Euro on Patreon. Music: Nikas Drude - Ode to Joy (Remix) Purple Planet - Successful Motivation Purple Planet - Day to Day Advent Chamber Orchestra - Corelli - Concerto Grosso_G Minor 1 Advent Chamber Orchestra - Vivaldi - Motet for Soprano and Orchestra recitativ Additional voices by Zachary Fortais-Gomm and James Barborossa.

After the most artistic century of all time, can we beat it in the next one? Support Quid Pro Euro by heading to our Patreon. patreon.com/quidproeuro Written and narrated by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. @felixtrench @zackfg Music: Niklas Drude - Ode to Joy (Remix) Purple Planet: -Emotional Wilderness -Moment of Inspiration -Nitro Charge -Summer in Paradise -Deep in Trance -Modern Edge -Sense of Loss Kevin McLeod: -Laserpack -Raving Energy (faster) James Barbarossa - Take Off Zero

Who makes you feel at home? Who will five years from now? Why are you so confident? Written and narrated by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. @felixtrench @zackfg Music: Nikas Drude - Ode to Joy (Remix) Purple Planet - Galactic Harmony Swing Has Swung by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com Advent Chamber Orchestra - Corelli - Concerto - Grosso - G Minor Advent Chamber Orchestra - Bartok - Roumanian Folk Dances - Waistband Dance Roumanian Polka Maruntel Purple Planet - Slammin Purple Planet - On The Prowl Kevin McLeod - Miris Magic Dance Purple Planet - Day to Day Purple Planet - Successful Motivation Advent Chamber Orchestra - Mozart - Eine Kleine Nachtmusik allegro

Do you know the six principles of Trade? Support Quid Pro Euro by heading to our Patreon. patreon.com/quidproeuro We now stock merchandise. Head to quidproeuro.com and click Shop. Written and narrated by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. @felixtrench @zackfg Music: Nikas Drude - Ode to Joy (Remix) Incompetech/ Kevin McLeod - Ashton Manor Incompetech/ Kevin McLeod - Mystery Sax Purple Planet - Deep in Trance

We all need to kick back from time to time. By law! But how will we relax tomorrow? Support Quid Pro Euro by heading to our Patreon. patreon.com/quidproeuro We now stock merchandise. Head to quidproeuro.com and click Shop. Written and narrated by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. @felixtrench @zackfg Stefano: Michael Keane @m_keane Alexander: Marcus Roche @marcusmroche Fatima: Tania Azevedo @TaniAzevedo_ Breton Consultants: Max Degan and Julian Breton Consultant Brokers: Hedley Knights and Ella Watts Portuguese Consultant: Tania Azevedo Music: Advent Chamber Orchestra - Corelli - Concerto Grosso G Minor Advent Chamber Orchestra - Vivaldi - Motet for Soprano and Orchestra recitativ Advent Chamber Orchestra - Mozart - Eine Kleine Nachtmusik allegro Kevin MacLeod - Parisian purple-planet.com - Fatal Chase

What powers the European Union? What will power it tomorrow? Written and narrated by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. @felixtrench @zackfg Colin McOnion played by Chris Sugden. Look for the comic drama podcast Victoriocity by Chris and Jen Sugden today. Music: Niklas Drude - Ode to Joy (Remix) purple-planet.com - Deep In Trance Extacy Advent Chamber Orchestra - Rejoice by Handel Advent Chamber Orchestra - Concerto for 2 Oboes in F Major Op9 no3 Allegro by Albinoni

All crime is true. What steps can the European Union take to change that? Written and narrated by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. @felixtrench @zackfg Music: Nikas Drude - Ode to Joy (Remix) Advent Chamber Orchestra - Corelli Concerto Grosso G Minor

Will Freedom of Movement remain important to the European Union? Written and narrated by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. @felixtrench @zackfg Music: Nikas Drude - Ode to Joy (Remix)

What is the future of the administration of the European Union? Written and narrated by Felix Trench. Produced by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. @felixtrench @zackfg Music: Nikas Drude - Ode to Joy (Remix) Advent Chamber Orchestra - Corelli Concerto Grosso G Minor Advent Chamber Orchestra - Bartok - Roumanian Folk Dances - Waistband Dance Roumanian Polka Maruntel

Quid Pro Euro, a comic fiction podcast about Europe. Launches Europe Day, 9 May. Written and narrated by Felix Trench. Produced by Zack Fortais-Gomm.