Shania Saturdays

This week is all about CARS and we have a lot of questions. Can you actually put a jacuzzi in the back of a Cadillac? What's a chassis? And if you were a car, what kind of car would you be? Oh yeah, does anyone know how to clean leather pants? If you have a Shania story to share, please reach out! I want to hear about literally any connection to her. If you think it's too small, I promise you it isn't. Shoot me an email or a DM and let's get TALKIN' TWAIN. fb/ig/tw - @shaniasaturdays shaniasaturdays@gmail.com

We're covering a much darker topic than usual today and send out our support and love to anyone who finds themselves in an abusive situation. If you are being hurt by your partner please consider reaching out to your local crisis centre, your doctor, your friends or at https://www.thehotline.org/. You are not stuck. You are tough.

This week we're discussing getting older, publicly serenading your partner and flirting wih the camera. BONUS: Mary FINALLY reveals her foolproof hickey removal technique. You DON'T wanna miss it. If you have a Shania story to share, please reach out! I want to hear about literally any connection to her. If you think it's too small, I promise you it isn't. Shoot me an email or a DM and let's get TALKIN' TWAIN. fb/ig/tw - @shaniasaturdays shaniasaturdays@gmail.com

Today, Mary's shooting the shit with Toronto-based actor and comedian, Maarika Pinkney! Maarika grew up Timmins adjacent and she's coming in HOT with the inside scoop on the (now defunct) Shania Twain Centre. You're not gonna wanna miss this juice. If you have a Shania story to share, please reach out! I want to hear about literally any connection to her. If you think it's too small, I promise you it isn't. Shoot me an email or a DM and let's get TALKIN' TWAIN. fb/ig/tw - @shaniasaturdays shaniasaturdays@gmail.com

This week we're talking about settling down once you've found your someday, finding hobbies, and how good it feels to delete Tinder. Also, do you have any idea what's going on in art galleries? Us neither. If you have a Shania story to share, please reach out! I want to hear about literally any connection to her. If you think it's too small, I promise you it isn't. Shoot me an email or a DM and let's get TALKIN' TWAIN. fb/ig/tw - @shaniasaturdays shaniasaturdays@gmail.com

Today, Mary is talking to Jake Chisholm. Co-creator of Jake & Shaun's Big Gay Affair and lifelong Shania fan. His Shania connection made Mary audibly gasp and start breathing a little heavily. If you have a Shania story to share, please reach out! I want to hear about literally any connection to her. If you think it's too small, I promise you it isn't. Shoot me an email or a DM and let's get TALKIN'. fb/ig/tw - @shaniasaturdays shaniasaturdays@gmail.com

In this episode Chloe is not convinced that eternal love is all that great (unless it's with a dog), Mary answers a lot of would-you-rathers, and we read a bunch of very sad YouTube comments about dead spouses! fb/ig/tw - @shaniasaturdays shaniasaturdays@gmail.com

The inaugural episode of Shania Adjacent is here! Mary's interviewing Shania Superfan, Derek Haley. He's seen Shania in concert 4 times and has a DEEP and CLOSE connection to a member of the Twain family. If you wanna hear Mary get out-Shania'd, give this one a listen. If you have a Shania story to share, please reach out! I want to hear about literally any connection to her. If you think it's too small, I promise you it isn't. Shoot me an email or a DM and let's get TALKIN'. fb/ig/tw - @shaniasaturdays shaniasaturdays@gmail.com

An episode we've been waiting a looooong time to do. There's a Simone de Beauvoir quote in this episode because we're like, way existential. Also the complicated themes of this song call for it. We're also talking about drag queens, menstruating and when we feel like women. When do YOU feel like a woman? fb/ig/tw - @shaniasaturdays shaniasaturdays@gmail.com

Shania's most underrated ballad has us talking about gender politics and not looking at your partner's phone. Also, anyone else ever shamefully lit an old diary on fire or walked to a different neighbourhood to throw away your dirty joke cheat sheet? No, us either. ig/twitter/fb - @shaniasaturdays shaniasaturdays@gmail.com

This one goes out to those with a jealous streak and a penchant for dumping water on their shitty dates. Does Chloe get mistaken for a mom a lot? Was Mary a bossy child? All the answers will be revealed in today's episode. Honestly, anyone who has the nerve to be staring at anyone BUT Shania when they're lucky enough to be in the same room as her seriously needs to get their priorities straight.

Today we're discussing the title track off of the BEST SELLING ALBUM BY A FEMALE ARTIST OF ALL TIME. Have heard this fact before? Has Mary mentioned it? OF ALL TIME. Anyway, we're also talking about track suits, families who vlog and cheap flights to Japan. Very ready to get away somewhere, take a trip. If anyone has a couch in Japan we could crash on, please get in touch.

We all have our desperate moments. Even Queen Shania. Today we're leaning IN to our pathetic moments and talking about what happens when Whose Bed grows up a little bit.

Although we repeatedly state the fact that Shania is the most beautiful woman in the world, she's so much more than that. We're talking feminism. We're talking stop-motion Barbie music videos. We're talking judges who pump gas to keep them humble. ***If you have a Shania story you'd like to share, we want to hear it! Have you met one of her cousins, made out with one of her fiddlers or even met Shania herself? Hey, maybe you just thought you saw her at the mall once but it turned out to be another pretty brunette. No story too small. We want to interview anyone about any sort of close brush with the queen. Please share this post with anyone you know in Timmins, Ontario. The Woman in Me depends on it. DM us on insta/twitter/fb or email at shaniasaturdays@gmail.com

After a summer off, we are BACK with a renewed fervor for all things Shania. Find out why this song causes Chloe major anxiety and listen to Mary absolutely refuse to stop talking about depressing shit. But like, it's fun. Promise.

OH HI, WE JUST SAW SHANIA LIVE AND WE HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO SAY. Here's our unorganized, slightly manic review of the Shania NOW tour IMMEDIATELY after watching it. We're swingin'.

More classic Shania positivity. This episode brings up some childhood memories. Some more interesting than others. Also, would we look cute with beards?

After five years out of the spotlight, Shania returned to the public eye to be interviewed by our lord and saviour, Oprah Winfrey. They talk about her childhood, the breakdown of her marriage and her possible return to music. Mary and Chloe talk about living forever and Oprah's ascension to God status.

Delving into Mary's love life and giving thanks to our first sponsor! Do you know what "gol darn gone and done it" means? Chloe does. She looked it up. Also, should we get Shania wigs?

After a week off we're back and wondering, do we have Lionel Richie to thank for Shania's comeback?

Shania's saddest song and rude pet names. Please stop naming your dogs Chloe and for the love of god, don't name your hamster Mary.

To be completely honest with you, this episode is almost entirely about astrology. What's your sign? (Shania's a Virgo)

Shania's take on capitalism. There's a lot of symbolism in this video and we don't understand any of it. Also, Chloe tries to blame two innocent dogs for this time she fell off her bike. Ka-Ching!

SHANIA'S BIGGEST BANGER and we're finally covering it. From kids on crack to dumpster babies, this song has it all.

We're talking ranch life, double denim and Coachella. Any man of mine better disagree when I say this huge pink hoodie's too big on me.

Mary and Chloe go a little off the rails in this one. We're talking about flying pigs, Shania's least successful music video and Sanitary Taiwan.

In the age of social media, the idea of keeping some things to yourself is quaint as hell. Also, when's the harmonica coming back? Any takers?

Exactly how do you get Lyme disease and why doesn't Mary have it yet? One of Shania's newest tracks proves that she's still swingin'.

At what point does that flattering jealousy just become one big red flag? Also, Riverdance!

Make sure you watch the "assaulting" music video before listening to this one. Mary and Chloe go very deep into matters of the heart and ponder how soon is too soon to say those three little words?

This week we're gettin' sexy in our socks. Chloe is convinced that Shania is into some freaky shit while Mary is pretty sure they're just swinging from a chandelier. Just how innocent are all those woo!'s?

One of Shania's earliest songs and Mutt had NO part in it. Should you dance with the one that brought you or do a lap around the room to see who else is there? Big loyalty discussion in this week's episode and the best advice our mother's ever gave us.

It's (almost) International Women's Day AKA Second Christmas and Mary and Chloe are back to talk about one of Shania's many feminist anthems. To all of our male listeners, buy flowers and a meal for EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW on March 8th. It's literally the least you can do.

Life's about joy. Life's about pain. This song is an affirmation and absolute proof that life will get better if you just keep saying it will. Also, the video features a very beautiful and age appropriate pair of blue jeans. Let Mary and Chloe walk you through Shania NOW.

This week, Shania explores the world of robots, green screens and 00's CGI. Mary and Chloe are in disagreement about how successfully she pulls it off.

The most romantic song of all time sung by the most beautiful woman in the world. Mary and Chloe get hot n' heavy talkin' about the hot video and hot bods. Also, lake showers.

In the inaugural episode, Mary and Chloe discuss Shania's first huge banger. From incessantly barking dogs to gross diner men to a very currently relevant comment on today's "hook up culture" this song has it all.