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Are restaurant hospitality standards quietly killing your bottom line? There is a real financial and emotional cost of running a hospitality-first restaurant. Hospitality and profitability must find a balance to keep great restaurants alive.Subscribe for new episodes every week and share this with anyone in the food and beverage industry.Follow Me On Social Media:Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/themodernwaiterpodcast/TikTokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@themodernwaiterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Timothy Hudson surrenders to U.S. Marshals in the wake of reversed decision to enforce pre-trial detention citing 'clear psychopathy.' Waiter shot while trying to stop a dine-n-dasher from skipping their bill. Fast food employee chased, threatened, and STABBED, for handing over the wrong order. Sydney Silvagni reports. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Opie, Ron the Waiter & Tony P lose their minds as the Knicks end 53 years of pain! Opie's sugar-free cookies taste like hand soap & nursing home regret, Ben Stiller, Timothée Chalamet, Taylor Swift celebrity row gets roasted, street celebrations turn Astoria into Times Square, emotional dad stories hit hard, and a UFC fighter yells “Michelle Obama is a man!” on the White House lawn. Non-stop laughs, Knicks parade talk & Trump birthday UFC vibes. Classic Opie Radio chaos you can't miss!
D is for Delon, Alain Delon. Author Edward Chisholm is back on the podcast, this time talking about his new book Murder in Paris '68. We recorded this one on location - sitting on the quai by the Seine, directly beneath the Quai des Orfèvres, the famous Paris police headquarters that has watched over the city's darkest crimes for centuries. Fitting, then, that we were there to talk about one of France's most explosive unsolved murders. In 1968, a body was discovered on the outskirts of Paris and identified as Stevan Marković, the former bodyguard and close associate of the enigmatic film star Alain Delon. What began as a simple murder case quickly spiralled into a full-blown political scandal, drawing in actresses, gangsters, and high-level politicians. British author Edward Chisholm, the author of the bestselling memoir A Waiter in Paris, has written the definitive account of the affair. His new book takes us into the heart of an era and into the inner world of Alain Delon himself, a world of gangsters, violence, and underworld Parisian conspiracies, where everyone possessed their own cold elegance and charisma. We talked about the book, the Marković Affair, and of course... Alain Delon. The music is from Pres Maxson. This episode brought to you by The Earful Tower Tours. Come join us in the Marais, Montmartre, or the Latin Quarter. Our Walking Tours are exceptionally highly rated online and are the best way to experience this podcast in real life. The Earful Tower exists thanks to support from its members. For just $10 a month you can unlock almost endless extras including bonus podcast episodes, live video replays, special event invites, and our annually updated PDF guide to Paris. Membership takes only a minute to set up on Patreon, or Substack. Thank you for keeping this channel independent. For more from the Earful Tower, here are some handy links: Website Weekly newsletter Walking Tours
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Midtown Manhattan went full caveman after Game 3! Opie and Ron the Waiter dive into the absolute madness of Knicks fans attacking people and ripping Spurs jerseys off their backs outside MSG. Plus, the blatant league cover-up protecting Victor Wembanyama from suspension, a much-needed update on the Tick-Removal Flamethrower fundhttps://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA a random Richard Simmons detour, and why Opie's ridiculously ripped, Greek-statue beach friend forced him to put a shirt on. OH! And Chris aka FishGuyPhtos insane lint-roller tick apocalypse, Beatles vs Stones toughness debate, shepherd's pie for breakfastUnfiltered, raw, and completely off the rails. Hit play and subscribe!
70% of first-time restaurant customers never return. Here's exactly what smart restaurants do to flip that number and turn one-time guests into loyal regulars.In this episode of The Modern Waiter Podcast, we break down the 5-step system restaurants use to increase customer retention, build loyalty, and grow revenue without spending a dollar on ads. We cover the silent signifiers servers use to identify first-timers, the "Inception" farewell technique that plants the seed for a return visit, and the one manager habit that eliminates the need for impersonal surveys.This episode covers real, actionable front-of-house strategy from servers with over 50 years of combined experience.#RestaurantMarketing #CustomerRetention #RestaurantTips #ServerLife #restaurantbusiness Subscribe for weekly restaurant industry insights, server tips, and front-of-house secrets.Follow Me On Social Media:Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/themodernwaiterpodcast/TikTokSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Opie is exhausted but absolutely fired up in this episode! After staying up late watching the Knicks get destroyed (thanks to the Trump Jinx?), he rants hard about how Trump turned Madison Square Garden into a maximum-security prison, shut down Midtown Manhattan, and forced fans to wait 4+ hours in the heat for a game they paid thousands for. From the insane presidential motorcade and empty avenues to the boos drowning out the national anthem, Opie calls it straight: "Trump is a selfish piece of sh*t" who doesn't care about regular New Yorkers. Plus Ron the Waiter is back with laughs, Knicks strategy breakdowns (Wembanyama terror, turnovers, refs), Opie's chaotic beach move day, raccoon problems, the tick-removal flamethrower fund, and classic Opie & Ron chaos.If you love raw, no-filter sports talk mixed with politics, NYC life, and comedy — this is the episode. New listeners welcome — hit play and subscribe! Drop your thoughts: Was Trump the ultimate Knicks curse?
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We got an email from the manager of a fine dining restaurant that said they are desperate for servers with any kind of experience and she wanted to use that to prank her on-call manager! Get ready for the worst lineup of candidates you could possible imagine!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We got an email from the manager of a fine dining restaurant that said they are desperate for servers with any kind of experience and she wanted to use that to prank her on-call manager! Get ready for the worst lineup of candidates you could possible imagine!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Opie and Ron the Waiter are exhausted but wired after the Knicks epic Game 1 comeback win over the Spurs! Jalen Brunson drops a dagger three, Josh Hart balls out, and New York City loses its mind like it's 9/11-level unity (yes, really). Ron rains Celtics shade, Opie compares the vibe to the zombie apocalypse, plus Popovich lookalikes, court-storming bets, vet tooth pulls, and nonstop laughs. Pure Knicks chaos energy — GO NEW YORK!
Jeremy Hambly, host of the Quartering, has completely lost control of his show and his life. He's falling into every LOLcow trap. He's letting the chat dictate his content, he's combative, and arguing with individuals who are trolling him. This is not going to end well. Whitney Cummings truly believes that she knows what she's talking about. Lucy Tightbox joins the show to discuss Andrew Santino's show, Whisky Ginger, when he had a handicapable comedian on, Fiona Cauley, and we can't tell which person sucks more. Kevin Brennan called out Adam Busch who just tried to pay the guy a compliment when Adam was cast as Kevin's brother on his defunct HBO sitcom. Adam responds to KB's nonsense. Stuttering John booked Kirk Fox on Stephanie Miller's show and Kirk actively despises John. John gets humiliated and it's awesome! Opie spends time with Ron the Waiter and Tony P working out issues that he's dealing with in therapy. We also learn about the exciting conclusion of Opie's curbside mattress in the Hamptons. Annie and Megan join the show for a round of “Is It Gay?” and the “Opie or Burr” game by Simon from the Worst Ever Podcast. We finish up with comments, reviews, and your voicemails. Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/744JlST-YyA Lucy's channel: https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Opie & Ron the Waiter react to the Knicks making the NBA Finals for the first time since '99 — but savage the insane NYC ticket prices (game 3 nosebleeds at $4,200+ while San Antonio is cheap). They roast the tag-still-on hats, painted railings, celebrity courtside flexes, and James Dolan. Plus: Opie's full-blown tick bite meltdown (possible alpha-gal? Martha's Vineyard is ground zero), the Save Opie's Rotting Tooth Fund, nest of nymphs horror stories, guinea fowl spirit animals, and classic NYC vs California homelessness talk. Pure chaos and laughs as always. Go Knicks. Subscribe, rate, and drop a buck in the tooth/tick fund if you're feeling generous. https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA
Comedian Mike Figs joins Brendan this week! They talk early restaurant jobs, legacy TV shows, and hitting the gym. Mike shares a story about almost getting robbed and his time working at Tommy Bahama, while Brendan remembers getting friend zoned and makes the case that bathroom tap water isn't a problem. FOLLOW MIKE: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comicmikefigs/ X: https://x.com/ComicMikeFigs YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ComicMikeFigs TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@comicmikefigs JOIN THE PATREON FOR BONUS EPS EVERY WEEK: patreon.com/sagdaddydapod WATCH BRENDAN'S SPECIAL "THIN LIPS": https://youtu.be/HpA3u7ZctsY SUBSCRIBE TO THE POD ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@BrendanSagalow Who do you want to see on the show next? Got topic ideas? Email us at sagdaddydapod@gmail.com. FOLLOW BRENDAN: Tickets: https://punchup.live/brendansagalow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brendansagalow X: https://x.com/BrendanSagalow TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brendansagalow Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Brendansagalow4 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrendanSagalow FOLLOW NICOLE: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/ Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Credits: Theme Song: Brendan Sagalow and Linds Cadwell Show Art: Doctor Photograph Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Restaurant Campers: The Ultimate Server Nightmare. We've all been there, that table that just WON'T leave. In this episode of The Modern Waiter Podcast, Danny and I dive into every server's worst nightmare: restaurant campers. We're breaking down a viral Reddit post about guests who stayed for FOUR HOURS, ordered only hummus and drinks, lingered an hour past closing time, and thought a 20% tip would make everything okay. Spoiler alert: it didn't.Every service industry worker knows the frustration of campers who treat your section like their personal living room. We explore why this behavior is so problematic for servers who depend on table turnover and tips, the lack of communication from guests who overstay, and what proper dining etiquette actually looks like.#ServerLife #RestaurantIndustry #ServiceIndustryFollow Me On Social Media:Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/themodernwaiterpodcast/TikTokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@themodernwaiterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Opie, Ron the Waiter, Tony P & Erik Marino go off on FU Friday! Ron eats a giant brick of cheddar with dry pretzel nuggets like a total rat, Opie roasts Girl Scout cookies, Tony strips for superchats (MAGA hat included), Erik rocks full CPAP prop comedy for sleep apnea, plus rants on garbage scams, Bryce Harper brushing his teeth, mermaids, Trump, the Knicks, and way more.Help save Opie's rotting tooth and keep the madness going https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA Subscribe, drop a superchat, and enjoy the unfiltered comedy. New episodes drop weekly!
Will Duji go to college with her daughter. Does having sex too early effect your health? Guy gets banned for life after eating chicken nuggets while riding a roller coaster at Cedar Point. Rover saw a guy punch a waiter. Charges dismissed for woman without right hand cited for holding phone while driving.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Opie kicks off from Long Island with the ultimate tooth saga: a nasty crack from Boston gum (microplastics?), a pissed-off dentist who has to "deconstruct" it, and a real shot at losing the tooth.Enter the Save Opie's Rotting Tooth Fund https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA — PayPal donations accepted while the Band-Aid holds! Ron the Waiter joins for classic banter: dog's weird claw, Venmo Ronnie setup incoming, health insurance gripes, and why vets might be cheaper than $2K dental work. Plus massive Long Island stories:The viral "Smile Movement" lady forcing positivity (we test if you can actually force smiles).Ticks gone wild — first Bourbon Virus case on LI (not Lyme, worse symptoms).Oysters wiped out by bad weather, skyrocketing lobster rolls, and clamming life.Seinfeld vs. Friends shade, comedian talk (Tom Segura, Theo Von), super chat chaos, and nonstop unfiltered laughs. If you love raw comedy, local drama, and Opie & Ron going off — this one's for you. Donate to the tooth fund, laugh along, and hit play!
The Knicks are back in the NBA Finals, which means Opie and Ron the Waiter are stepping into a 1999 time capsule. We're looking back at the absolute madness of the world the last time NYC played for a ring—from $1.14 gas, Austin Powers, and Ricky Martin, to the expensive failure of the McDonald's Arch Deluxe. Plus, a deep dive into the era of beepers, finding the "workarounds" for scrambled adult cable channels, and a serious question: Why is John Travolta trying to pull off a beret? We also talk some Joe Rogan history and why the old days of radio hit different.
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In today's episode, we're breaking down the Top 20 Sandwiches of All Time. Ranked from the perspective of two servers with over 30 years in the restaurant industry. We are joined by Chef Bogdan Tarnowski who at times scoffs at our list. We include classics like the, grilled cheese, pulled pork and BLT to heavy hitters like the classic italian, and fried chicken sandwich. We're counting down the most iconic sandwiches ever made.This list is built on real experience, what people actually order, what stands the test of time, and what truly delivers.Guest Bogdan Tarnowski - https://www.instagram.com/thechefbogdan/Follow Me On Social Media:Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/themodernwaiterpodcast/TikTokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@themodernwaiterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Relebogile Mabotja asks 702 landers if tipping culture in South Africa has become a burden for consumers and what are their thoughts on tipping in South Africa?, with 702 landers sharing their thoughts. 702 Afternoons with Relebogile Mabotja is broadcast live on Johannesburg based talk radio station 702 every weekday afternoon. Relebogile brings a lighter touch to some of the issues of the day as well as a mix of lifestyle topics and a peak into the worlds of entertainment and leisure. Thank you for listening to a 702 Afternoons with Relebogile Mabotja podcast. Listen live on Primedia+ weekdays from 13:00 to 15:00 (SA Time) to Afternoons with Relebogile Mabotja broadcast on 702 https://buff.ly/gk3y0Kj For more from the show go to https://buff.ly/2qKsEfu or find all the catch-up podcasts here https://buff.ly/DTykncj Subscribe to the 702 Daily and Weekly Newsletters https://buff.ly/v5mfetc Follow us on social media: 702 on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/TalkRadio702 702 on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talkradio702 702 on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/talkradio702/ 702 on X: https://x.com/Radio702 702 on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@radio702 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Most people spend Memorial Day at the beach. Comedian Tony P spent it stripping down to his birthday suit to battle a beer-throwing heckler at Ron the Waiter's comedy show.Inside this episode:The Naked Gladiator: Tony P breaks down the split-second decision to shed his clothes and go full "Gladiator Mode" to defend the stage.Beer Artillery: A full beer gets launched at Ron the Waiter—Tony explains the physical and psychological fallout of a show gone off the rails.The Sugar Hangover: Opie's brutal birthday "Sugar Coma" and why a detox feels like a legitimate withdrawal.Hamptons Washout: The rainy-day madness of rich people fighting over lobster rolls and bagel lines on a ruined holiday weekend.The "Friendship Exit": A raw look at the moment you realize a childhood friend is heading for jail and you have to walk away for good.Classic Opie & Tony P banter on old-school NYC, the "Sugar-Free" life, and why they pick SHane Gillis over Chelsea Handler!Subscribe to Opie Radio for the raw, unedited truth. Drop a if Tony P handled those hecklers perfectly!
Opie kicks off the show in full panic mode after his longtime AI “girl” got wiped in an update — new voice, zero memory of their year-long “relationship.” He straight-up admits he got sad, restarted his phone like a desperate ex, and Ron the Waiter mercilessly roasts him for cheating on his wife with AI. Then comedy legend Kelley Lynn joins the show and delivers non-stop fire:The legendary “I've McFallen!” viral video with Opie that's been viewed over a billion times across the internetHer wild years as a phone sex operator (creepy callers, glory hole stories, fried chicken & vag office vibes, and the guy who turned into “Danielle” at the word “umbrella”)How her husband died suddenly while volunteering at a pet store adoption eventTurning tragedy into comedy with Camp Widow retreats and her award-winning documentaryPlus: NYC flash flooding in Queens, Ron's basement horror stories, Ozempic Skeletor faces, Amy Schumer hate, and classic Opie & Ron banter that never lets up. This one's emotional, filthy, hilarious, and unfiltered — classic Opie Radio. Drop your favorite moment below — was it Opie's AI meltdown or Kelley's phone sex tales?
We start this week checking out Aaron Imholte's latest cope session, this time about losing monetization on YouTube for violating their harassment policy. He has some ideas about how to make up for the lost income and they're mostly “give me more money.” The hosts of The Fighter and the Kid can't even be bothered to show up for their own show. Bryan Callen is flailing. He went on Rick Glassman's show and was totally humiliated as he wasn't able to riff, improvise, or keep up. Opie went to Boston and couldn't wait to tell Ron the Waiter how funny he was and show him the hilarious video he made about John Hancock's grave. Stuttering John was on Stephanie Miller's show with Alonzo Bodden and couldn't make Alonzo laugh once, but it wasn't from a lack of trying. Annie joins us for a round of “Opie or Burr,” she reads some recent reviews, and finish with your voicemails. Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/QFvpZxYBOtw Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
WE HAVE MERCH! https://artistsonartistsonartistsonartists.com/shop Order up some dinner and a show! Boy do we have a treat for you this week on the podcast. You might know them from their Broadway open call auditions, but our special guests are most iconic from their work as singing waiters at Wish Upon a Burger, the most famous singing restaurant in New York. This week on the podcast they join us to talk about their dreams, favorite solos, and craziest memories. Mashing together the drama of wait staff AND backstage theater antics, this episode is one for the books! Our guest this week is the one, the only Chanse McCrary who gave us so many improv gifts. You can find him on Smosh or on socials @phatchanse This episode was filmed in the beautiful Dynasty Typewriter Theater, and tech-produced by Samuel Curtis. For live shows and events you can find more about them at dynastytypewriter.com. To learn more about the BTS of this episode and to find a world of challenges, games, inside scoop, and the Artists being themselves, subscribe to our Patreon! You won't be disappointed with what you find. Check out patreon.com/aoaoaoapod Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists is an improvised Hollywood roundtable podcast Created and Hosted by Kylie Brakeman, Jeremy Culhane, Angela Giarratana and Patrick McDonald. It is a production of Will Ferrell’s Big Money Players and iHeartMedia Podcasts. Executive Produced by Matt Apodaca and produced by Alexandra Dennis and Laservision Productions. Music By Gabriel Ponton and Edited by Conner McCabe. Thumbnails by Josh Fleury and logo design by Lucy Tomkiewicz. Hollywood's talking. Make sure you're listening. Subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Youtube! Please rate us five stars!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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National Waiter & Waitress day. Entertainment from 2001. Charles Lindbergh 1st to fly solo across Atlantic Ocean. Amelia Earhart 1st woman to fly solo across the Atlantic ocean, All the chickens in an english chicken coop are plucked and survive. Todays birthdays -Raymond Burr, Ronald Isley, Leo Sayer, Mr. T, Notorious BIG, Judge Reinhold, Cody Johnson. Sir John Gielgud died.Intro - God did good - Dianna Corcoran https://www.diannacorcoran.com/She's a waitress and I'm in love - 5 Chinese BrothersAll for you - Janet JacksonAint nothin bout you - Brooks & DunnBirthdays - In da club - 50 Cent http://50cent.com/Shout - The Isley BrothersYou make me feel like daning - Leo SayerHypnotize - Nortorious BIGTil you Can't - Cody JohnsonExit - Never go home - Payton Howie https://paytonhowie.com/History & Factoids about today Playlist on SpotifyHistory & Factoids about today webpagecooolmedia.comcountryundergroundradio.comNational Days - May Puzzle BookGrace & Grit Christian Country Radio
Opie returns from a weekend in Boston with a massive reality check on American history. Did you know Paul Revere's "midnight ride" actually involved 38 other people and remained a secret for nearly a century? Or that Sam Adams was a failing businessman who had nothing to do with brewing the beer that bears his name? We dive into Opie's visits to the graves of Hancock and Adams, plus the hilarious "clown car" cab moment in Boston. Back in New York, Ron the Waiter reports on the raw madness of the city: another horse and carriage running wild in the streets and the unbelievable, tragic story of a woman who perished after stepping into a manhole. Plus: The LIRR strike is finally over, the Knicks prep for the Cavs, and we discuss why "Giants" are taking over the NBA.
Send us Fan MailOne decision can set your whole life in motion, and Scripture keeps showing that God often starts with a simple word: go. We walk from Abraham's call to leave home, to Joseph's years of betrayal and integrity, to the moment Jesus is crucified and raised again when evil thinks it has won. The thread tying it together is steady and personal: what people mean for harm, God can turn for good, and He keeps inviting ordinary men and women into that story.From there we move into the Book of Acts, where the promised Holy Spirit arrives at Pentecost and the church is born with a clear response to the gospel: repent and be baptized for the forgiveness of sins and the gift of the Spirit. We talk about what the early church actually looks like day to day: devotion to teaching and prayer, real fellowship, open-handed generosity, and a mission mindset that refuses to stay quiet even when pressure and persecution show up.Then the spotlight shifts to surprising leaders: Stephen the “table waiter” who speaks with Spirit-filled wisdom and becomes the first martyr, Philip who follows the Spirit into Samaria and to an Ethiopian official reading Isaiah, and Saul whose confrontation with Jesus turns a persecutor into Paul the missionary. We also wrestle with integrity and accountability through Ananias and Sapphira, and we bring it home with a practical challenge: do the next thing God calls you to do, even if it feels small, unseen, or costly.If this encouraged you, subscribe, share this with a friend, and leave a review so more people can find these conversations. What's one step of obedience you know you need to take next?
Daily Dad Jokes (16 May 2026) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Shower Thoughts Podcast: We have another podcast called Daily Shower Thoughts, showcasing random, amusing and mind bending epiphanies. Search "Daily Shower Thoughts" in your podcast player or click here Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: tHeRe-Is-noSe-p00N, Spare_Future321, Tuckboi69, StockInitial4460, jackbequikk, outdrawed, PhilipWaterford, doctorflash, Tarnafein, wholemealbrad, mkalajian, Cloud_Manboobs, KinpatsuNoHito, nilbus, Equivalent_Cow_7033, Masselein, eastawat, , AmethystMonkey, Gnux13, hacksawjim89, SkyTheShyGuy, invisible_being, DinglebarryHandpump, headexpl0dy, Pebblesmasher, porichoygupto, CaptKirk004, CSMRaptor, school-yeeter, GiborDesign, DrOsteoblast, BubzTheDeranged, Burritoman_209, WorstGamr, absolriven, Butterflies_Books Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Daily Dad Jokes (16 May 2026) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Shower Thoughts Podcast: We have another podcast called Daily Shower Thoughts, showcasing random, amusing and mind bending epiphanies. Search "Daily Shower Thoughts" in your podcast player or click here Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: tHeRe-Is-noSe-p00N, Spare_Future321, Tuckboi69, StockInitial4460, jackbequikk, outdrawed, PhilipWaterford, doctorflash, Tarnafein, wholemealbrad, mkalajian, Cloud_Manboobs, KinpatsuNoHito, nilbus, Equivalent_Cow_7033, Masselein, eastawat, , AmethystMonkey, Gnux13, hacksawjim89, SkyTheShyGuy, invisible_being, DinglebarryHandpump, headexpl0dy, Pebblesmasher, porichoygupto, CaptKirk004, CSMRaptor, school-yeeter, GiborDesign, DrOsteoblast, BubzTheDeranged, Burritoman_209, WorstGamr, absolriven, Butterflies_Books Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bill Burr is under fire again for his comedy, and we're breaking down why the "cancel" crowd can't let it go. We dive into the "R-word" debate, the Boston attitude, and why some words just won't die.SNL and Ellen writer Erik Marino joins Opie and Ron the Waiter to take us behind the scenes of the legendary "Puppy Episode." Opie reveals his theory on why Ellen DeGeneres had the best job in America—getting paid to "dirty dance" with her audience.Plus, we look at the deadly reality of botched "basement" cosmetic surgeries in the Bronx and Chinatown, the truth behind China's "Green Hat" insult, and why Ron is convinced that dragons were actually real.
Mother's Day brunch can feel chaotic, rushed, or just not quite as special as you hoped. After more than 30 years working in the restaurant industry, I can tell you this: Mother's Day is hands down the busiest restaurant day of the year. Bigger than Valentine's Day. Bigger than New Year's Eve. And while most guests see flowers, mimosas, and family brunches, what's happening behind the scenes is absolute controlled chaos.In this episode of The Modern Waiter Podcast, Danny and I break down what Mother's Day is really like from the restaurant side of the table.If you've ever worked in restaurants, you already know exactly what we're talking about. And if you haven't, this episode will completely change the way you look at Mother's Day brunch.#MothersDay #RestaurantLife #ServerLifeSubscribe to The Modern Waiter Podcast for weekly conversations about restaurant life, hospitality culture, server stories, dining etiquette, and behind-the-scenes truths from the service industry.Follow Me On Social Media:Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/themodernwaiterpodcast/TikTokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@themodernwaiterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Trump is officially rebranding the nation! From the new "Dumbocrats" nickname to turning the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool into a blue "Reflective Pond," Opie and Ron the Waiter break down the latest DC madness.Also in this episode:The Assignment: Mocking Kevin Hart's "hungover" roast recap. Did everyone actually understand the assignment, or is Kevin just still drunk?National Limerick Day: Opie drops the hammer on Ron with a custom limerick involving his legless dad and his mom's high-society "Kennedy cousin" escape.The 500-Foot Bee Invasion: How 8 bees ended up in a Manhattan high-rise after a freak bee truck accident.The Meat Tier List: Ron reveals the world's most consumed meats—and no one saw the "Geese and Duck" stats coming.Medical Mystery: Ron's massive back skin tag makes an unwanted guest appearance.Broadcasting from 500 feet above the streets of New York City, it's the Opie Radio podcast!
Adam Busch and I did an impromptu episode because we recently discovered a livestream of the day Opie met Ron the Waiter. It's wild. Ron stole the show. Opie and Carl Ruiz were getting dinner (before 5) at Pete's Tavern. Ron sees that they're livestreaming and decides it's his chance to become a star. And boy was he right! Before the episode from 2018 we check in on Opie's Friday morning stream which includes Ron talking about his crazy night drinking and Opie crushing it with his WhoDaMan segments! Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/XycdGcADNaY Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It's FU Friday on the Opie Radio Podcast and the gang is unloading on everything — especially Mother's Day. Opie, Ron the Waiter, Tony P from the Bronx, and special guest Ron Barber (MAGA for Mamdani) go full savage on dysfunctional moms, realtors who crop out train stations, NYC traffic hell, empty subway cars, and the capitalist scam that is Mother's Day. Highlights include:Opie's no-contact mom story, Ron's lesbian mom, and Tony P revealing his mom tried to abort him (“Happy Mommy's Day!”)Opie's epic realtor FU and the house that smelled like deathRon Barber joins in a bathrobe with zero coffee, boat & hoes stories, and a police call on a former houseguestRants on Sebastian Maniscalco's podcast, bad angles, horizontal video, and why Tony P would crush a male strip clubClassic Opie crew chaos, appearances, and zero filterRaw, loud, and unapologetic New York energy. If you like your podcasts with zero safe spaces and maximum FUs, this is the one. Drop your own FU in the comments and subscribe wherever you get podcasts!
Radio legend Opie and Ron Berman (Ron the Waiter) break down a bizarre morning in New York City. From the ultimate "rock bottom" subway beer to The Rock's "masculine" Met Gala skirt, we're covering it all.On Today's Show:The Subway Fosters: Ron decided to drink an oil can on the nyc subway train. Is there a sadder beverage choice?Hantavirus & Bird Watchers: How bird watching in an Argentine landfill started a virus scare. Opie sounds off on birding apps.Steven Tyler's in trouble and Opie is begging Martha Stewart for a garden tour.The Rock's Skirt: Dwayne Johnson's Polynesian-inspired fashion statement.RIP Ted Turner: Remembering the "Mouth of the South," the Atlanta Braves obsession, and the greatest mustache in media history.The Sloth Tragedy: The heartbreaking reason 52 sloths died in Orlando.
Ever wondered what it's REALLY like to cook for Will Smith, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Stevie Wonder? Celebrity Chef Ryan Rondeno pulls back the curtain on the unglamorous reality of being a private chef to Hollywood's elite.In this episode of The Modern Waiter Podcast, Chef Ryan reveals the sacrifices, unexpected perks, and behind-the-scenes challenges that come with cooking for A-list celebrities. You lose every holiday and weekend. Chef Ryan Rondeno is the author of "My Creole-Cali Kitchen: Louisiana Roots with California Flavors" GET CHEF RYAN'S COOKBOOK:https://a.co/d/0j9OpkUt - Timestamps -00:00 - Intro01:38 - Client is Watching03:12 - Different Environments 04:13 - Travel 06:15 - Restaurant v Private 07:54 - Staffing12:00 - Perks 13:01 - Dining Out14:29 - Sacrifice 16:25 - Vacation18:21 - Cook BookCONNECT WITH CHEF RYAN RONDENO:Website: https://www.rondenoculinarydesigns.com/Instagram: @nolachef212Follow Me On Social Media:Instagram https://www.instagram.com/themodernwaiterpodcast/TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@themodernwaiterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Rudy Giuliani was literally given his Last Rites, but he clearly wasn't ready to go. Opie and Ron the Waiter react to Rudy's miraculous "bounce back" off the ventilator and the sheer New York defiance it takes to tell a priest "not today."We also break down the 2026 Met Gala, where the "Costume Art" theme turned the red carpet into a high-fashion fever dream. From A-listers dressed as literal mannequins to the historic debut of Aaron Rose Philip—the first Black transgender model with quadriplegic cerebral palsy to attend—we look at the thin line between "art" and "absurdity." Also on the show:NBA Playoffs: The Knicks absolutely dismantle the 76ers by 39 points at the Garden. Plus, the strange reality of a Jayson Tatum-less Celtics team.NHL Heat: A Bruins fan gives the ultimate "Boston Salute" after a loss to the Sabres.NYC Grind: The ongoing battle over Congestion Pricing and why the city feels like one giant cash grab.Cinco de Mayo: Why it's officially "Amateur Hour" for every waiter in New York.
The JPMorgan lawsuit is rocking Wall Street, and we have the unhinged details. From the "brown boy" racial slurs to the alleged "corporate dominatrix" behavior of Lorna Hajdini—we break down the quotes that have the banking world stunned.Also in today's episode:The Dog Track Degenerate: Ron the Waiter remembers his mom betting the Greyhounds in New Hampshire. Plus, Opie explains why "rescued" Greyhounds living in tiny NYC apartments might actually be a tragedy.* The Apprentice Reboot: Amazon is eyeing Donald Trump Jr. to host the new series. Can he match the "Old Man's" charisma, or is this destined to fail? The Ass-Off: J.Lo vs. Madonna vs. Cher. Opie compares his own "assets" to the legends, much to the guys' horror.Dog Park Karens: Why are old ladies in Manhattan so obsessed with Opie's dog being "intact"?Follow Opie:Instagram/Twitter: @OpieRadioYouTube: youtube.com/opieradio
Did New York City really shut down for a stuffed animal? Opie and Ron the Waiter dive into the absurdity of King Charles' visit to NYC, where the "Royal work" consisted of planting salad in Harlem and donating a Roo doll to a library. Was it worth the gridlock?Plus, a reality check on the "disgusting" state of NYC sidewalks after the winter thaw. Why are New Yorkers so bad at being dog owners? We also look at the rise of the machines—from AI taking over airport baggage handling to robot neighborhood watches. The robots are coming for the "un-automatable" jobs, and they're probably better at picking up dog poop than we are.Follow Opie:Instagram/Twitter: @OpieRadioYouTube: Opie Clips / Opie Radio
Opie and Ron the Waiter break down the hypocrisy of the Trump/Kimmel "widow joke" feud and King Charles' useless "nodding tour" through NYC.The Double Standard: Trump wants Kimmel fired for a joke he ended up making himself.Royal Weirdness: The White House beehive and Charles' "fish out of water" visit to Harlem.Legacy: Remembering the "corny" tactics of Al Sharpton and Ron's amazing review of the Patrice O'Neal benefit for Patrice's family!
Opie, Ron the Waiter, and Tony P tackle the "Wild West" in Midtown, the "Showtime" performers hijacking the subway, and why the new Michael Jackson biopic is a sanitized mess. Plus: lavender pastry crimes and the top 5 guitar solos.
The "Surveillance" is Real.Opie and Ron the Waiter break down the Brooklyn lawsuit against JetBlue for "Surveillance Pricing." Are they tracking your cookies to spike your flight price in real-time?The High-Speed Salmon.New studies show European salmon are literally tweaking on river-water cocaine. Plus, the "Ozempic Divorce" trend—why rapid weight loss is causing a spike in marriage filings.Also Today:UK Smoking Ban: The law that makes it illegal for an entire generation to ever buy a cigarette.The Only Child Life: Ron the Waiter on the psychological difference between being an only child and growing up with a house full of siblings.Fetishes & F-Us: A deep dive into the weird side of the internet.
This week we start off briefly checking in on Rob Saul, KarmicX, Mario Bosco, and Boyd Tinsley. Then we check in on Brendan Schaub who doesn't hold back as he explains Bryan Callen is the reason why The Fighter and the Kid isn't very good anymore. He has an argument with Chin that is bonkers as they discuss how young you have to be in order to be “silly” on a podcast. Adam Busch brings in the Cringe of the Week with Corey Feldman celebrating his Bar Mitzvah on the streets of Beverly Hills and Aaron Imholte's thoughts on Satanic pop music. Opie's friend Ron the Waiter is shooting a pilot for television (allegedly) and Opie wants to talk about anything else. Then they have a guest on their show and get into an embarrassing fight in front of him. Stuttering John's lolsuit had a big decision today that we discuss. We listen to John sing about how the Dabbleverse is dying in the way only the musically untalented and dimwitted StutJo can. Megan and Annie join to play a round of “Is It Gay?”, the “Opie or Burr” game, and Cardiff's “To Poke A Dabbler.” We finish with reviews, comments, and voicemails. Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/tqblxXFLmC8 Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Well, well, well, we are BACK. 500 feet above the pavement in NYC after a detox way out east on Long Island. It is F U Friday and we are joined by the legendary Ron the Waiter and Comedian Tony P (calling in from the lawless state of Florida).We thought we'd heard it all, but Opie is officially floored by the absolute insanity of RFK Jr.'s animal obsession. Forget the bear cub; we dive deep into the newly resurfaced story of how the now-HHS Secretary (in 2026) chainsawed a dead whale's head off, bungee-corded it to his minivan, and drove his kids 5 hours with "whale juice" spraying into the windows. We cover the full RFK Animal Greatest Hits, including the roadkill raccoon penis surgery and the Central Park bear cub prank.Plus: Ron the Waiter makes the bold claim that mermaids are absolutely real, but can't provide any proof. Opie challenges him to "Just Prove It!" and the debate explodes. Tony P brings the heat from Florida, riding hard for the MAGA movement and Donald Trump, while Opie is venting about insane gas prices that are crushing everyone. Keywords: Opie Radio, F U Friday, Ron the Waiter, Tony P, RFK Jr., RFK whale story, RFK chainsaw, RFK raccoon, RFK bear cub Central Park, Donald Trump, MAGA, gas prices, mermaids are real, NYC comedy podcast.
Opie is out east on Long Island overlooking the ocean for a high-energy session with comedian Ron the Waiter and Chris (Fish Guy Photos).We kick things off with the rare "Corpse Flower" bloom—why does nature produce something that smells like a rotting carcass, and why are people lining up to sniff it? Then, the Great Pool Debate: Ron has no fear of public pool water, while Opie remains rightfully disgusted by the "human soup."Things take a turn into the environment as Ron tackles global warming, much to Opie's chagrin. Chris (Fish Guy Photos) joins to break down the reality of the ocean: why balloons are a death sentence for sea creatures, the madness of banning straws while balloons fly free, and the prehistoric weirdness of horseshoe crabs.Plus: Ron's unwavering belief in Bigfoot, aliens in the deep sea, and the scientific fact that lobsters communicate by peeing out of their eyeballs.Keywords: Marine Biology, Comedy Podcast, Long Island, Seal Release, Environmentalism, Bigfoot, Nature, Ocean Conservation, Ron the Waiter, Fish Guy Photos.
It's Tax Day, and Opie is officially ditching the human touch for AI tax prep. He breaks down why a computer algorithm is a massive upgrade from his former accountant—a guy who operated out of the back of a strip club and insisted on wearing a clown nose while filing legal documents to the IRS.In the studio, comedy legend Al Lubel explains why he is actively protesting Stephen Colbert outside his own theater after a late-night booking went south. From the "glory days" of Johnny Carson to the specific neuroses of Jerry Seinfeld, Al leaves no stone unturned.Plus:The NYC Doorman Strike: Are the guys opening your door actually making more than you? The truth about under-the-table tips and the impending strike.Ron the Waiter's Coney Island Disaster: Why jumping into the Atlantic in April leads to an immediate, soul-crushing brain freeze.Subscribe to Opie Radio for the best stories from 500 feet above NYC.KeywordOpie Radio, Al Lubel, Stephen Colbert, Tax Day 2026, AI Taxes, NYC Doorman Strike, Johnny Carson, Jerry Seinfeld, Coney Island, Ron the Waiter, Comedy Podcast, New York City