Take the Ride

The boys remember Taylor Hawkins and the Kentucky Derby.

Get your brackets ready, because Johnny has some hot tips. Adam recounts the things that happen in the darker parts of Central Parks (and ex-girlfriends' apartments).

We celebrate Late Night's 40 years on the air. Adam pulls sea urchin spines out of his foot. Johnny thinks a lot about Staten Island.

Johnny and Adam kick the holidays off right by hanging with Snoop, watching documentaries, and selling their farts.

Oddly-flavored vodkas, wild animal dangers, and Pearl Jam's best songs are all covered in the latest episode of Take the Ride!

Johnny is a grifter. Adam grows a beard.

Adam and Johnny share clips, tell stories and remember one of their comedic favorites, Norm Macdonald.

Adam goes to Iceland. Johnny gets de-wormed.

The Olympics, Swedish candy, and Bill Cosby all get sunburned on this episode of Take the Ride.

Country fairs, John Denver, OJ Simpson, and Johnny's addiction to sports are all covered in this episode.

We talk legends - both real and possible. Adam has a rough night, and Johnny insults Wyatt Earp's wife.

Adam gets physical. Johnny reads books.

Johnny and Adam celebrate Johnny’s birthday in style, by flavoring their soup with something a bit more intense.

Check out Chris’s movie, Unstuck: An OCD Kids Movie here: https://www.ocdkidsmovie.com/

Our first episode of the Biden era finds us with warmer winds, pleasant feelings, and Johnny's hope of getting a rose from that special someone.

Riots in DC, snakes for consumption, and Adam is Irish. If you wanted signs of the apocalypse, these are them.

The Take the Ride Christmas Episode.

Is this what happens next? Johnny and Adam talk sports, concerts, politics, and the cure for COVID.

Want to know what happened behind the scenes at the Late Show? Curious where Michael Jackson’s doctor is now? Give us a listen?

Adam and Johnny take you through some of the seedier places in New York City. They also touch on the debates and the dangers of chastity belts.

Trump is sick. Trump can’t debate. Trump paid less in taxes than Johnny paid for his latest rock band t-shirt.

Condom recycling, anarchists, and Evan Nisenson.

The boys unveil their top 5 debut albums of all time. Also, jetpack guy makes an appearance.

We learn what a WAP is. Legos get stuck up noses. Adam gets blown away.

Johnny's dog tries to kill him. Adam takes a shot in the eye. Penises become detachable, and the Rain City Bitch Pigeons come into play.

Qanon for breakfast, Seattle sports for lunch, and seagulls for dinner.

Euphoric penguin poop. Mixed up movies. To wear a mask or not. We dive deep into all of this ... especially the poop.

Be careful where you step, the floor is lava in this week's episode.

Games are played. Laughs are shared. And one particularly painful experience has Adam and Johnny reeling in horror.

The boys stand with the Black Lives Matter protesters and hope to educate themselves while listening to the oppressed.

Adam and Johnny are about to take things into their own hands in order to solve the pandemic.

Stuck in quarantine and with nothing better to do, Adam and Johnny from 3 Chords & the Truth kick-off their podcast with an episode about getting tested for COVID-19, bad celebrities, and Johnny becoming a father to Adam's children.