Sometimes living in Florida is like a bad dream. Join her on her surreal experiences in this special state.
Jovita wants to bake some goodies but her mother will not leave her alone in her one butt kitchen.
Jovita was not happy about being shoved under the bathroom door back in the day. But that was the lease of her concerns! Bathrooms were so nasty!
Jovita's mother finally has some extra money so she can go out to eat! But, how casual can you go out to eat?
Jovita is forced to go to relatives on Sundays but she does not want to go. Why? Because they turn evil once her mother leaves the room!
Jovita can't handle the heat and smell of the school bus!
Jovita can't handle ole' Blue Balls anymore and the whole class knows how she feels!
Jovita realized that the paperweight on Viktor's desk was not a paperweight. Should she say something? Oh, the Embarrassment. With witnesses!
Jovita, feeling desperate and dateless, meets an interesting man at the opera who is hiding a secret, of the shadows of the dark kind.
In the 1980's everyone wanted to get high but Jovita said no.... Several decades latter, she realized maybe she should of taken them up on their offer!
Jovita compares the difference in love letter writing between Jane Austin and Florida Man in the 1980's
Jovita stress out while wound up Wanda butchers her hair!
Jovita talks about her adventures @ 15 working at a family Restaurant. It was gross!
Jovita's creepy bus driver leaves her behind and she has to go to the bus yard to get her books. What will she find? What are those creepy bus drivers looking at?
Jovita goes to the range with the men and goes into Man Mode. However, she forgets to leave Man Mode at the door when she has to take care of official business.
Jovita's 6th Grade Math Teacher thinks she is stupid because she is from Mississippi.... One problem..... Jovita's teacher is from Tennessee and she has been burnt by the sun!
Jovita takes part in a "team building" exercise in the swamp. To her surprise, no one is phased by the wildlife and Bush Wandas.
Denny tells stories of his time in the RCAF in WW2. These Italian girls are full of surprises!
Jovita is late to school over the Wennie Queens and her professors don't believe her!
After 7 years of Richard being a pain in the ass, Jovita has the last laugh!
The neighborhood boys take Jovita's barbie Motorhome for a ride with fireworks~
Jovita's new school is full of kids who spit while spelling Mississippi and her classmates have warts all over their hands.
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