Podcasts about Blue balls

Da guys dig in to a veritable feast of blue vibes this week to chat a 5-0 victory over Orlando, NYCFC's es-Crep-e hatch, time travelin' Maxi, the Ojeda tornada', five-star service, redistricting Parks up to the line, and more. Plus: Tally up another Magnochat, and: a Colorado team making a rapids ascent. Don't sprint outside for the 65 degree weather: you've got Blue Balls.

The fellas talk giving 100% on a trip down I-95, Ojeda foreva, the Year of Graygical Thinking, tactical overloads and practical roads, Penso's pensive penalty process, playing the Sims until we're Dun, what we'd like to Seymour of, and as always, an Orlando precap that will have you roaring, and we ain't lion. Don't strain yourself shoveling snow for a city payday — you've got Blue Balls.

The Epstein War, El Mencho's Blue Balls, and America's Next Top ModelI recorded this from my studio apartment in Los Feliz, in the lobotomizing sunshine of psychedelic Southern California, and despite my suntanned brain tissue. I have thoughts.Thoughts on the BAFTAs disaster during Black History Month. Thoughts on the BBC censoring “Free Palestine” while airing something they absolutely should not have aired. Thoughts on Larry Ellison buying a Hawaiian island, abandoning it, and moving 20 minutes from Mar-a-Lago like the demon he is. Thoughts on the Ellison-Paramount-Warner Brothers megadeal that will make sure every story you consume is owned by like, three guys.El Mencho is dead. The Jalisco Cartel boss, one of the most wanted men on earth, tracked down through a girlfriend. Very Adriana La Cerva coded. Mexico is burning and none of it touches the Epstein files, which is, I suspect, the whole point.America and Israel bombed Iran at 4am whilst we all slept. We woke to the killing of little girls. The Epstein War. Look over there guys! Don't look at what's happening here.Oh, and America's Next Top Model? We always knew it was fucked. Some of us said so at the time. “It was a different era” is not the excuse people think it is.This one's behind the paywall, over on Patreon (patreon.com/thisbodypodcast) because frankly it has to be. It's got Dead Kennedys, it's got cartel kingpin romance, it's got me ranting about the Kennedy family's collective karma while bleeding for the second time in three weeks.Subscribe to hear the whole thing. I'll see you after the flood. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit sofiacaramella.substack.com/subscribe

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Shorter blurbs this year, Blue Ballers. Yer mans talk experiments, prayer circles and horseshoes, winning wing winks, penalties and punishments, PRO posture, messi mishigas, and of course, phinish with a Philly precap. Bundle up, blizzardinos: you've got Blue Balls.

Did you miss us, Blue Ballers? Of course not — you never had the chance to! Watch Club is over and Jake & Trey are laser-focused on the footy, so all you fairweather listeners can come out of the woodwork. And bring your golf pencils and moleskines with you, because our time-honored tradition returns. That's right, it's the OVER/UNDER season precap! Jake & Trey set lines and meld minds as we try to reason out what the fuck Pascal's Phalanx will bring us this year. We chat Nico, Magno, Maxi, Freese, KPs, World C's, and so much more. AND: What did Trey Really think of Sinners? Plus: a cheeky little precap of a LA Galaxy trying desperately to round the corner. It's only a few days after valentine's, and look at you: you've got Blue Balls.

Ahoyhoy Blue Ballers, another episode here where the boys in blue are inching closer to the real stuff. Jake and Trey break down the two NYCFC preseason friendlies for the first televised soccer of the year. Then, a circling back (yes, again) to the Moussa Sylla failed transfer saga and where the club goes from here. Plus: The armchair analyst is back to the armchair, and the new kit for 2026. Finally, for the last installment of Watch Club 2026 Preseason Edition - F1! Brad Pitt! Tropes! More Tropes! Vroom Vroom! Put on those hard tires, you've got Blue Balls.

In this episode the gang discusses why men get so much sicker than women. There is science behind it. A wild discussion about Blue Balls and the female equivalent. Sarah and Miranda both have big news with major life changes for both of them. Nick has his heater broken in the middle of the coldest winter ever. Chris is out so who is going to deliver Cliff's notes. www.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.com

Jake and Trey are back at the tail end of silly season, talking practical signings and practical kung fu! Your boys in blue talk australian imports, strikers not striking (we recorded before the Sylla deal fell through but we handled it sweeties no worries), and the apparent MagnoNandez Do-Si-Do. PLUS: football! The other kind! AND: as promised, Jake & Trey move one country east to review Steven Chow's international cartoon-fu proof of concept SHAOLIN SOCCER. Take a deep breath and seek inner peace: you've got Blue Balls! 

It's the off-season and we promised you we'd get up to some shenanigans; Jake and Trey break down every sizzling inch of the hot stove and the NYCFCeefsteaks being seared on it! We talk merging Magno, a homegrown unceremoniously Haaked off, the baby Blues leaving and the baby Blues returning,  and much more. THEN: Jake and Trey watch their LEDs turn red and their easy money get harder as they review and discuss Kiyoshi Kurosawa's 2024 psychological shooter "Cloud". Watch the movie on the Criterion Channel before listening to double your pleasure, double your fun! Put down that limited edition idol figurine — you've got Blue Balls!

Time to reach once more into the ol' Cool Vaultaire Jake Beckhard (Blue Balls NYCFC) challenges the lads to the match of the century as they try to outmaneuver the bopping songs and confounding political intrigue of the infamous Tim Rice/Benny Andersson/Björn Ulvaeus flop musical: Chess. Topics include the many different versions of the show, the innate appeal of a broken musical, and the ever increasing eccentricities of one Sir Timothy Miles Bindon Rice. Want more TWOAPW? Get access to the rest of this episode, our full back catalogue of premium and bonus episodes, and add your name to the masthead of our website by subscribing for $5/month at Patreon.com/worstofall! Jake Beckhard Website: jake-beck.com Bluesky: @jakebeckhard.bsky.social Instagram: @jakebeckhard Blue Balls NYCFC: You've got Blue Balls! How lucky for you. Check in every week for rapturous pod talk on all things NYCFC. With NYC Hosts Jake Beckhard and Trey Fillmore. Listen on Apple Podcasts / Spotify / Podomatic Media Referenced in this Episode: Get Onto My Cloud: The Tim Rice Podcast: Spotify / Apple Podcasts / Google Podcasts “Chess Seeks to Shed Its Checkered Past” by Stephen Holden, NYTimes Chess (1986 London Concept Cast): Spotify / Apple Music / Amazon Chess In Concert (2008): AppleTV / YouTube / Letterboxd TWOAPW theme by Brendan Dalton: brendan-dalton.com / brendandalton.bandcamp.com

Studies have been done by all the top science research places: blue balls are an entirely made up thing.  Don't try to argue with us, argue with SCIENCE.  Topics include team building in the worst way possible, deck the halls with balls of blue, breast reduction woes.

Welcome to the final episode of our Inglourious Blue Balls Series. The monthly series that has been dedicated to exploring the gargantuan pile of unfulfilled project announcements, spewed from the mouth of Quentin Tarantino. Joining me on this daunting 2 year journey is my co-host, Friar Wheeler (Owner of Scare Flair Records) . This month we discuss an announcement made back in 2017 that Tarantino had pitched to Paramount Pictures an R rated "Star Trek."   Show Notes: Friar Wheeler: Listen to the Splatterhouse Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/38MSH4gnr6BU0uSrw3SuT7?si=bb155e1a67d5404b Follow the Splatterhouse Podcast on their Socials: Facebook: @Splatterhousepodcast Instagram: @the_splatterhouse_podcast Twitter: @SplatterPodcast Follow Scare Flair Records on their Socials: Facebook & Instagram: @scareflairrecords Website: www.scareflair.com Become a member of The Church of Tarantino: Follow us on our socials: Facebook / Instagram / Threads/ Blue Sky & Letterboxd: @ChurchOfQTPod TikTok: @TheChurchofQT Email: TheChurchOfTarantino@gmail.com We're also on the Rabbit Hole Podcast Network: https://rabbitholepodcasts.com/the-church-of-tarantino/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's the season wrap-up, Blue Ballers! Jake & Trey review the eastern conference final flame-out against MLS' Miami monster before they similarly routed a top-shelf Vancouver to take the cup. But there's plenty else to talk about: World Cup draws and World Cup prices, broadcast rights and wrongs, and MLS joining the big kids table with a fall-to-spring schedule. And coming soon in part 2: Santa's on his sleigh with a big fat bag of Over Unders! Maybe put the butt flap in front: you've got Blue Balls!

This week Jackie and MJ welcome LPN's Natalie Jean, to find out if that thangs green or not, as well as a good bit of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, including the complete disrespect shown to Mrs. Claus! Cynthia and Ariana continue to be attached at the hip in the ashes of the Wicked release, while Miley gives hope to weasel-faced men by announcing her engagement to Maxx Morando! "Stranger Things" Season 5 finally releases the children to their adulthoods, MJ and Jackie explain their love of Dancing with the Stars to Natalie, and Whitney Leavitt revealed she only did the newest season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives so she could do DWTS, followed by an analysis of her dancing skills from expert Natalie! Then it's time for a list of 12 Facts That I learned That Sound Very Fake But Are Actually 100% REEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, the Blindz, and a psychologically traumatizing 2parter Jackie's Snackies starts 'round 1:09:19.403 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:19:00.137 that runs until 1:24:52.074. All that and more on this week's Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Folks, we didn't think we'd be here. But you know what they say: when men make plans, Maxi Moralez laughs. A 1-0 victory over supporters' shield superstars Philly Union has given NYCFC the keys to the eastern conference finals, and your boys in blue are breaking it all down for you. We talk why the squad's goal was #squadgoals, the magnificent Maxi, False Nine Nico, transition positions, Jansen's triumphant triage, and more. Plus a check-in with league winners Gotham FC and a precap of the Messi we have yet to clean up. Careful around that gravy — you've got Blue Balls.

Welcome to another episode of Inglourious Blue Balls: A Basterds Work Left Undone, the monthly series dedicated to exploring the gargantuan pile of unfulfilled project announcements, spewed from the mouth of Quentin Tarantino. Joining me on this daunting journey is my co-host, Friar Wheeler (Owner of Scare Flair Records) . This month we discuss an announcement made back in 2007 that Warner Bros. offered Tarantino to direct the adaptation of the DC Comic Book "Sgt. Rock." Show Notes: Sgt. Rock Script: https://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/sgt-rock_peoples.html   Friar Wheeler: Listen to the Splatterhouse Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/38MSH4gnr6BU0uSrw3SuT7?si=bb155e1a67d5404b Follow the Splatterhouse Podcast on their Socials: Facebook: @Splatterhousepodcast Instagram: @the_splatterhouse_podcast Twitter: @SplatterPodcast Follow Scare Flair Records on their Socials: Facebook & Instagram: @scareflairrecords Website: www.scareflair.com Become a member of The Church of Tarantino: Follow us on our socials: Facebook / Instagram / Threads/ Blue Sky & Letterboxd: @ChurchOfQTPod TikTok: @TheChurchofQT Email: TheChurchOfTarantino@gmail.com We're also on the Rabbit Hole Podcast Network: https://rabbitholepodcasts.com/the-church-of-tarantino/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It took yer boys three goals, too many yellow cards, and one fallen soldier, but NYCFC is back in the eastern semifinals!! A white-knuckled ending to the Charlotte chronicle leaves NYCFC on top with a 3-1 victory. We chat Nico's wondergoals, performative Haaktivism, the Armchair Ignorance of Tayvon Gray, and the devastating consequences of Charlotte's concrete turf for perennial NYCFC protagonist Perea. Plus: Gotham FC's stunning upset and some potentially pessimistic predictions for Philadelphia. Eat your heart out, eastern conference: you've got Blue Balls!

Pour something to take the edge off, Blue Ballers; NYCFC's going to a third match. Jake & Trey pass the time waiting for the polls to close by recapping a frequently frustrating bout against visitors Charlotte that ended in a heartbreaking penalty shootout which broke for the away team. We talk Tayvon's Gray-test performance, load-bearing O'Neills, the gaffer's strategic struggles, and Julian's juiffed chance. Plus: a precap of what happens next and a touching eulogy for national hero and friendly fire enthusiast Richard "Dicked Down" Cheney. Careful where you point that thing - you've got Blue Balls.

Oh Baby, Blue Ballers, it is playoff time, and boy is it ever. Jake and Trey talk the whole shebang right after the big playoff road win - Alonzo's wonder goal, Freese's tidy night, Pascal's surprising choices, and how the boys held it down. Then, a quick precap of a Zaha return to the bronx and what else might change for the pigeons in flight. Strap in jiggle the harness, you've got Blue Balls.

We are 5 weeks into the URC and have 5 weeks of Springboks rugby ahead - it's the perfect time for a stock take. Do the Boks have what it takes to go 5 from 5? Are the Stormers as good as they seem? Did the Citing Commissioner set an extremely dangerous precedent? The answer to at least one of those questions is a yes. Listen in to find out what the guys think.

Blue Ballers, it's October and the pigeons are still flying. Pascal Jansen's first season ends with an ignominious 1-2 defeat against Seattle, but NYCFC still in the 5-seed and facing perennial thorns-in-our-ass Charlotte FC over 3 matches. Jake & Trey talk Seattle's red flags and blue balls, punchy postmatch patter, AI-nxiety, Trey's 2025 ballot (not that one), and of course a playoffs precap. Jays fans will have to wait — you've got Blue Balls.

Welcome to another episode of Inglourious Blue Balls: A Basterds Work Left Undone, the monthly series dedicated to exploring the gargantuan pile of unfulfilled project announcements, spewed from the mouth of Quentin Tarantino. Joining me on this daunting journey is my co-host, Friar Wheeler (Owner of Scare Flair Records) . This month we discuss an announcement Tarantino made back in 2009 when he claimed he wanted to make a biopic about his favorite American Hero, "John Brown" as his final film.Friar Wheeler:Listen to the Splatterhouse Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/38MSH4gnr6BU0uSrw3SuT7?si=bb155e1a67d5404bFollow the Splatterhouse Podcast on their Socials:Facebook: @SplatterhousepodcastInstagram: @the_splatterhouse_podcastTwitter: @SplatterPodcastFollow Scare Flair Records on their Socials:Facebook & Instagram: @scareflairrecordsWebsite: www.scareflair.comBecome a member of The Church of Tarantino: Follow us on our socials: Facebook / Instagram / Threads/ Blue Sky & Letterboxd: @ChurchOfQTPodTikTok: @TheChurchofQTEmail: TheChurchOfTarantino@gmail.comWe're also on the Rabbit Hole Podcast Network: https://rabbitholepodcasts.com/the-church-of-tarantino/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sinead Hussey, Midlands Correspondent, speaks to men's group, Blueballs Midlands, who meet up for a weekly cold-water dip at Lough Owel, outside of Mullingar in Co. Westmeath.

Blue ballers, the season is winding down but we're WOUND UP! Jake and Trey sit down to take some end of season lessons from the Philly phumble. Then: we talk about it and literally nothing else. David Lee, one of the true NYCFC originals, is leaving for greener pastures. What can we say about him? No, actually, what can we say? C-Lee-chet as it is, we must call it the end of an era. So take your yearbooks off your laps — you've got Blue Balls!

Blue ballers, you sound crazy. 0-4 loss? What Miami game? Your boys in blue are here to talk about a ROUTING in the Hudson River Rivalry which saw the New Jersey Red Bulls all but btfo of playoff contention with a 2-3 loss against the Pigeons. Jake and Trey are giddy to tap the spine of this team and examine just what turned a blowout into a blitz this week. We talk Martins mistakes and massive moments, Freese's fogs, Messi's magic, Nico's notes of nuance, Perea's parabolic arcs, and so much more. PLUS: Racial epithets? In supporter's sections? and the Mets crash out in spectacular fashion to give us a clearer run at the cup. AND: a quick n' dirty precap of Philadelphia. Time for that eleventh-inning stretch: you've got Blue Balls.

Your boys in blue are in fabulous spirits. Not only are we six points up from last time against conference titans Charlotte and Columbus, but the homie Jake returns triumphantly. We talk titillating tactics, the conditioning secrets of those beefy Dutch boys, Fernandez and Freese's fabulous feats, and more. PLUS: Matty's contract and Braddy's hard tacks. AND: a messi little precap of Miami and Mahwah's own. Don't get the last bus seat at Port Authority — you've got Blue Balls.

Welcome to another episode of Inglourious Blue Balls: A Basterds Work Left Undone, the monthly series dedicated to exploring the gargantuan pile of unfulfilled project announcements, spewed from the mouth of Quentin Tarantino. Joining me on this daunting journey is my co-host, Friar Wheeler (Owner of Scare Flair Records) and our 1st ever special guest Frank Hannen (Bachata Talk & Aventura's World Podcasts). This month we discuss an announcement he made in the late 90's when he claimed he wanted to make "Killshot" as his next film after "Pulp Fiction."Frank Hannen:Follow Bachata Talk on the shows Socials:Facebook, Instagram & Twitter: @bachatatalkListen to the Bachata Talk Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bachata-talk/id1626371650Follow Aventura's World on the shows Socials:Facebook, Instagram & Twitter: @aventurapodcastListen to the Aventura's World: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/aventuras-world/id1733891852Friar Wheeler:Listen to the Splatterhouse Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/38MSH4gnr6BU0uSrw3SuT7?si=bb155e1a67d5404bFollow the Splatterhouse Podcast on their Socials:Facebook: @SplatterhousepodcastInstagram: @the_splatterhouse_podcastTwitter: @SplatterPodcastFollow Scare Flair Records on their Socials:Facebook & Instagram: @scareflairrecordsWebsite: www.scareflair.comBecome a member of The Church of Tarantino: Follow us on our socials: Facebook / Instagram / Threads/ Blue Sky & Letterboxd: @ChurchOfQTPodTikTok: @TheChurchofQTEmail: TheChurchOfTarantino@gmail.comWe're also on the Rabbit Hole Podcast Network: https://rabbitholepodcasts.com/the-church-of-tarantino/

Ahoy Blue Ballers and welcome back to yet another Blue Balls Bonanza in the most wonderful (and stressful) time of the year. Trey is yet again Jake-less but not John-less as John Baney of Hudson River Blue joins the pod again to breakdown the huge Chi-town 3-1 win. The guys talk the big comeback, Nico's unique role, how Gustavo fits in, and the goalfest. Then, Alonso Mart-DP-nez? And how does this team continue the hell stretch at home against two tough challenges? Get those plane tickets for a new Brazilian Back Line, you've got Blue Balls.

Zut alors Blue Ballers, Blue Balls is back - or shall we say "Blue Ball" as Trey went solo dolo on this one to get you a quick episode before NYCFC head into the wild and wacky home stretch of the season. Trey talks a surprising DC United upset that stopped the boys in blue's momentum in its tracks, and why this team can't beat bad teams - does anyone know? Then, a recap of a convo with Huicho Barraza, some USMNT talk, and can New York play Greggcelently over the Chicago "Spider Man Meme" Fire this weekend? Hide the gravy and cheese curds, you've got Blue Balls.

Three points against Cincy have your boys in blue BUZZING to, once again, fall for it! Is NYCFC good now? Did the summer transfer window go well, actually? Are our acquisitions firing on all cylinders? Is Jansen a shoe-in for coach of the year? Will we throw it all away this weekend to drop points to worst-in-the-league DC again? Better finish drafting that gerrymandering legislation... you've got Blue Balls!

Welcome to another episode of Inglourious Blue Balls: A Basterds Work Left Undone, the monthly series dedicated to exploring the gargantuan pile of unfulfilled project announcements, spewed from the mouth of Quentin Tarantino. Joining me on this daunting journey is my co-host, Friar Wheeler (Owner of Scare Flair Records). This month we recap all the former Blue Ball announcements that QT closed the book on or updated during our interview and private chat.Friar Wheeler:Listen to the Splatterhouse Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/38MSH4gnr6BU0uSrw3SuT7?si=bb155e1a67d5404bFollow the Splatterhouse Podcast on their Socials:Facebook: @SplatterhousepodcastInstagram: @the_splatterhouse_podcastTwitter: @SplatterPodcastFollow Scare Flair Records on their Socials:Facebook & Instagram: @scareflairrecordsWebsite: www.scareflair.comBecome a member of The Church of Tarantino: Follow us on our socials: Facebook / Instagram / Threads/ Blue Sky & Letterboxd: @ChurchOfQTPodTikTok: @TheChurchofQTEmail: TheChurchOfTarantino@gmail.comWe're also on the Rabbit Hole Podcast Network: https://rabbitholepodcasts.com/the-church-of-tarantino/

We've got friends in low places, and Nashville is one of them following a 2-1 victory here at Yankee Stadium in Curtis Sliwa's own Boogie-Down Bronx. How did the ragtag bunch of misfits on NYCFC pull it off? Jake & Trey break down the specifics for you including the miserably missing Martins, new toy Nico shoring up the back and making nonzero contributions in the front, and our enduring faith in the goalscoring of El Clinico, Alonso Martinez himself. Plus: some behind the scenes Haakchat and a Son-ny day begins in Jake's new SoCal locale. Take a dip in the mighty Pacific — you've got Blue Balls.

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Another week of whiplash in Blue Ball City as Jake & Trey break down the 4-3 victory over Dallas, followed by the ignominious goalless loss against Puebla just a few days later. We chat Nico Fernandez' immediate impact, a pockmarked and panic-inducing back line, el Clinico's return to working service, and much more. Plus: surgery after surgery, and Gray's anatomy is no solution. And: a spicy little precap on a Leagues Cup group stage that seems over before it began. Leave those Sour Swimmers at Trader Joe's — you've got Blue Balls.

The Loftus Party podcast with Michael Loftus! What's on the show where we make fun of the news this week? Funny you should ask! How about this irrefutable evidence that Tulsi Gabbard says she has in regard to the Russia Hoax? Lindsey Graham says he wants a special council and I'm calling BS. This all feels like an Intelligence Community problem. Epstein Island news anybody?We're also getting into the California Fire Aid debacle. This story about the missing money for the victims of the fire really gets me fired up. Don't worry though, we've got some fun news about Oasis and reaction to Sydney Sweeney and her new ads for American Eagle. We have kind words for her. Some may complain about her booty but not me. I am a Sydney booty champion, and I shall not be deterred!Want to show your support and get all the cool extras? It's all happening at our Locals and Patreon pages. Join in the insanity of the show over there! Do it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Three matches, four points, two dudes, one pod — do the math, Blue Balls Nation! Jake and Trey dig into the first three chapters of our summer road odyssey. We talk Maxi's minimal contributions, young guns, lament the missing birds and wolves, Perea winging it, and so much more. Plus: the stove has gone from cold to sizzling with arrivals and departures galore. And: a quick n' dirty Dallas precap to pre-cap it all off. If you have to write a letter, try not to add a sketch — you've got Blue Balls.

Welcome to another episode of Inglourious Blue Balls: A Basterds Work Left Undone, the monthly series dedicated to exploring the gargantuan pile of unfulfilled project announcements, spewed from the mouth of Quentin Tarantino. Joining me on this daunting journey is my co-host, Friar Wheeler (Owner of Scare Flair Records). Next up on the docket we look at an announcement Tarantino made back in 2019 when he announced that he had written 5 episodes for a min-series for "Bounty Law" he planned to put out on a streaming service. Plus we eulogize Michael Madsen and have some huge fucking news to announce.Friar Wheeler:Listen to the Splatterhouse Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/38MSH4gnr6BU0uSrw3SuT7?si=bb155e1a67d5404bFollow the Splatterhouse Podcast on their Socials:Facebook: @SplatterhousepodcastInstagram: @the_splatterhouse_podcastTwitter: @SplatterPodcastFollow Scare Flair Records on their Socials:Facebook & Instagram: @scareflairrecordsWebsite: www.scareflair.comBecome a member of The Church of Tarantino: Follow us on our socials: Facebook / Instagram / Threads/ Blue Sky & Letterboxd: @ChurchOfQTPodEmail: TheChurchOfTarantino@gmail.comWe're also on the Rabbit Hole Podcast Network: https://rabbitholepodcasts.com/the-church-of-tarantino/

Three points at home against Toronto put the wind at NYCFC's back staring at a challenging set of away games — but will they be able to handle it? And who's this mysterious stranger with a $10 million pricetag around his neck? Jake & Trey break down our domination of the Ontar-rible Toronto FC, talk Maxi woes and upcoming solutions, thick midfields and missing Martinezes. THEN: the gold cup finale and looking forward anxiously to World Cup 2026. AND: a Big Bird is paying you a visit (not the one you're thinking of)! PLUS: a little rapid-fire precap of Charlotte FC and the games beyond. Put that AC on Power Saver. you've got Blue Balls.

A grim 0-1 loss to worst-in-the-east Montreal has Jake and Trey feeling weary. We gripe, groan, and grasp at straws to understand what has this team, in the words of one prophetic coach, "showing up late to the party." We touch the Third moRailez and talk about aging playmakers and the frustrating gaps left in their wake. And then? We talk about the good stuff. The Freeze-Teens Golden Showdown. The crusading USMNT. The issuance of receipts to the haters. PLUS: a sloppy little precap of Canada Part Two: Canada Returns. Check your pockets before you cross the border — you've got Blue Balls.

It's been a long lonely time, but we're back to give you exactly what you've been clamoring for: jetlagged europilled blue boys yapping about whatever. There's some soccer in there, we promise. Jake & Trey hit the Atlanta and Nashville games, Hannes Wolf's productive and suddenly resilient body, water strategies of the great Mediterranean states, Matt Freese's ascension and the haters who don't have anything better to do, the confusing, corrupt, and yes, decently cool Club World Cup, the dolla dolla bills y'all, and whatever else managed to slip in there. Plus: the shortest ever precap from a craptacular CF Montreal. Delete your meme trove if you're queued in line: you've got Blue Balls.

How do you get over a friend who doesn't like you back? This week, we wade deeper into the topic of unrequited feelings within a friendship. Crush Eras | “The Friendzone” | Straight vs. Queer Scripts | Gendered Narratives | Processing Unrequited Feelings | Re-Channelling Obsessions | Grieving Credits:Music by PROTODOMEArtwork by Addison FinchBecome a patron to support the show and get access to our private Discord, monthly bonus episodes, and your name mentioned on the show.

Welcome to another episode of Inglourious Blue Balls: A Basterds Work Left Undone, the monthly series dedicated to exploring the gargantuan pile of unfulfilled project announcements, spewed from the mouth of Quentin Tarantino. Joining me on this daunting journey is my co-host, Friar Wheeler (Owner of Scare Flair Records). Next up on the docket we look at an announcement Tarantino made back in 2006 when he announced that he was releasing Kill Bill as a single film, the way it was intended to be, entitled, "Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair."Friar Wheeler:Listen to the Splatterhouse Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/38MSH4gnr6BU0uSrw3SuT7?si=bb155e1a67d5404bFollow the Splatterhouse Podcast on their Socials:Facebook: @SplatterhousepodcastInstagram: @the_splatterhouse_podcastTwitter: @SplatterPodcastFollow Scare Flair Records on their Socials:Facebook & Instagram: @scareflairrecordsWebsite: www.scareflair.comBecome a member of The Church of Tarantino: Follow us on our socials: Facebook / Instagram / Threads/ Blue Sky & Letterboxd: @ChurchOfQTPodEmail: TheChurchOfTarantino@gmail.comWe're also on the Rabbit Hole Podcast Network: https://rabbitholepodcasts.com/the-church-of-tarantino/

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Good morning, good afternoon, good night and good luck Blue Ballers — following a massive 3-1 victory over Gregg Berhalter's visiting Chicago Fire, your Boys in Blue are starting to feel optimistic about the season again. And with NYCFC sitting at 6th in the east, we've got good reason! We cover a punchy yet pinioned Chicago, goals and goal support from Bakrar, Wolf, and Martinez, the solidity developing in the front AND the back (don't ask about the crack), and the beginning of what might be a run of lineup consistency in Pascal Jansen's NYCFC. PLUS: Gold Cup gripes, hot takes on the halfway point, and best cocktails on mediterranean beaches. Make sure to check the conversion rate: you've got Blue Balls!

Boys, we're eating good tonight. For the first time in weeks, your boys in blue are relishing the recap. Jake & Trey talk the drought-breaking Martinez screamer, Maxi's looney tunes takedown off a GK error for the brace, O'Neil blowing his outback back out on clearances and man-marks, the Martins defender logs into the chat yet again, and much more. PLUS: a little waxing poetic on the state of New York Sports and an insider view on the trials and tribulations of NYCFC fan media. AND: a tidy little precap of Chicago to send you on your way. It might be time to change the Brita filter: you've got Blue Balls.

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Hand tool frustration, feeling guilty about shop time, chunks of crotch, shop dehumidification, and glamor shots

Before getting into the latest NFL free agency moves, the guys air their grievances with Aaron Rodgers. Then, they discuss the Colts signing Daniel Jones, the Chargers landing Najee Harris, a mass exodus from San Francisco, Joey Bosa to Buffalo, rumors of Russell Wilson to Cleveland, and some confusing moves from the Jaguars. Plus, they throw out some potential landing spots for Cooper Kupp before answering emails about the biggest lies listeners tell their kids. CHAPTERS: • Aaron Rodgers is teasing us (00:00) • Daniel Jones to Indy (02:36) • Sad Fantasy Corner (13:13) • Bills sign Joey Bosa (31:18) • Cooper Kupp landing spots (50:00) • Emails (01:02:08) Hosts: Danny Heifetz, Craig Horlbeck and Danny Kelly Producer: Troy Farkas Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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