The Bluegill Report

Feel that? Yea. That's new years magic in the air.

Goodness gracious, it's been a while. Are you people still here? We had to get away; the fan base has been a little overwhelming now that we've achieved a 35 listen average.

Do you know of any local slabs that would need attracting? I'm asking for a friend. If you have to ask what a slab is, you probably can't attract one.

A BRAND NEW SEASON…..at least that's what our marketing team recommended to boost listens. Personally, I'm doubtful, but feel more than free to prove me wrong.

The season finale is here! We're joined by an old friend and big surprise; we talk about fish! We finally get to shed some light on this catfish that has been gaslighting everyone.

Happy Monday Bluegills! Lots of current events in this one. Writing these bios feels really redundant doing it every week, but I'd like to see you do better. Sorry, that was a little aggressive.

Sunglasses?? No way. There's too much smoke anyway, and that's not figurative. Happy Friday, Bluegills!

Happy Monday folks. This one has a lot of variety, and there's something for everyone here. Especially if you're into child labor laws being enforced at your favorite fast food chains.

It was Mothers Day when we recorded this one. Hope you got your mom something; Jake can't make it to all of them in one day!

It's all about the sales pitch this week. It all leads up to the ultimate closer: What would you trade for a highlighter marker?

A bit of a short episode this week, but no lack of entertainment. The boys discuss the tradings of furs and the global economics of 1v1.

Tough weather strikes again this week in the North, but meanwhile Jake enjoys a nice cold bevy in the Michigan banana belt. Stay tuned for some deals you do NOT want to miss.

There's a lot to take in this week, and the winter grows long in the North country. So hunker down and enjoy another episode fellow Bluegills!

It's another day in paradise with plenty of new marketplace deals. There's a little bit for everyone in the case that you're looking for bowling alley bench seats.

NEW SEGMENT ALERT - that's right, from the makers that brought you the Bluegill Report; Bluegill Market is your one stop shop for the best deals and steals.

It's a comeback story…….again. After yet another hiatus, we have returned. We have new voices, ideas, and a new company culture. This isn't your dad's Bluegill Report. NEW and IMPROVED, and ready for your ears.

It's been a successful week. Dylan did an archery thing. Blaine almost got beat up over cigarettes. Austin dishes up a fresh new set of trivia questions.

Yet another morning where we discuss lake days, Austin's love for space, and the a round of trivia questions that my stump you.

A new fighter has entered the arena. We've searched our souls, and the answer is clear: Trivia. The Twosome is now a Threesome, and Dylan went to a concert.

We're back. This time we mean business. We are committed. I slept through my alarm.

The crew is back, with new faces and new places; on the podcast you never asked for. The boys discuss regional McDonalds menu items, states that suck, and online dating.

It's been a long time coming, and we finally find out what greases the wheel for Mr. TJ Ruen. Our menagerie of thoughts touches on the meat mountain, top tier jimmy rigs, and the time Blaine cleared the 9 dance floor.

The crew sits down with auto parts expert, Ethan Friton. We discuss a multitude of loosely related topics including cars, cartoon fan fiction, and communism.

The guys invite good friend James Bowar to discuss the pandemic of drugs in small-town America, continue to explore the all-knowing Farmers Almanac, and unearth the discovery of the GLIZZARD!

The Bluegill Report sits down with guest star Matthew Sperry to discuss the virtues of zip-up hoodies, explore the muskrat den theory, and dive into the world of mink fur fashion; all while baking a delicious South Dakota delicacy.