TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST

Sometimes you have to make your own way in the world, which presents challenges in its own right. Tonight, your favorite ladies are gonna discuss woman in history that worked to pioneer their own path in life

Does that make you horny Baby? Well, have you ever tried food to increase your sexual experience? Has a piece of food just turn you on the right way? Tonight, your favorite ladies talk food. Erotic food to be exact.

moderate your sugar intake, but sometime the right sweet hits the best spot! This week the ladies talk all things sweets! Have a favorite candy? A fond memory of sugary snacks? Connoisseur of delightful delectables?

THE POST OF BYRON C. SHAFFNER IN THE MYTHIC LEGIONS CABAL GROUP SPARKED AN OVERWHELMING RESPONSE... WHERE DOES A PERSON STAND IN RELATIONSHIPS WHERE OTHERS DO NOT UNDERSTAND A HOBBY/INTEREST? IN THE SPECIFICS OF A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP, BYRON WAS TOLD IT'S DIFFICULT TO SEE HIM AS AN ADULT BECAUSE HE COLLECTS ACTIONS FIGURES. IN THIS EPISODE OF THE TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST, THE LADIES DO A DEEP DIVE INTO THIS ISSUE. FEATURING SPECIAL GUESTS: BYRON C. SHAFFNER MATT "BEANSIE" HURD AND THE MAN, MYTH, LEGEND HIMSELF "MASTERPIECE SHITPIECE" NICK BRAMMER.

WHAT CAN'T DEADPOOL MAKE BETTER?  ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.  ULTIMATE NON-SUPER HERO.  HIS SMART-ASS COMMENTS WILL ALWAYS MAKE YOU SMILE. ON THIS EPISODE, THE LADIES TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT IS BETTER BECAUSE OF DEADPOOL.  BE SURE TO FOLLOW THEM ON YOUTUBE, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM AND LEAVE A REVIEW ON ITUNES.

ON THIS EPISODE OF THE TOTAL PACKAGE, THE LADIES SIT DOWN AND DO WHAT THEY DO. CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT IT'S THURSDAY.   SO IF YOU ARE INTO HAVING A LAUGH AND ARE FREE FOR A BIT, GIVE THIS EPISODE A LISTEN.  MAKE SURE YOU CHECK OUT THE TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST ON INSTAGRAM, YOUTUBE, AND FACEBOOK.  BE SURE TO GIVE THEM A REVIEW ON ITUNES.

Holy crap! It's been a hell of a year. This week's episode is a very special one for the ladies of the cast. They are celebrating their FIRST ANNIVERSARY. It looks like they actually figured out what that button did. On tonight's show, the cast will be talking about the podcast life and what this past year in pod has meant to them and how did it help them get through the worst year ever. The ladies have found out many new things and learned more about themselves in the process, all because of this show. So come join them as they walk down the memory lane of this past year.

How are you entering the new year? The new year bring motivation to try something different in your life. The Ladies of The Total Package are gonna discuss what new things they have up to this year and what their upcoming plans are.

What was your favorite gift this year? What was your favorite of all time? What was the craziest give you ever received or gave? What was the goofiest? Tonight, the ladies come back from their holiday hiatus and talk about all the gifts they got. We're talking, holiday cookies, and all the socks you can want.

It's the end of the podcasting year for the ladies of the cast. With that being said, they are going to go out on the New Year's note. So whatcha got planned for the New Year's celebration. Are you gonna zoom party with your friends? Gonna ring in the New Year with your cat's and treat them to real tuna? Maybe you're gonna sit outside and have a socially distanced party with the squirrels and raccoons of the neighborhood.

Ho! Ho! Ho!   What do you want for Christmas?    Tonight the ladies will be talking about the holidays. So we ask you to come sit down on Santa's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.  What was your favorite gift? Do you have a special tradition? Are you a re-gifter?    Come join the cast and let us know what your Christmases are like.

IN THIS EPISODE OF THE TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST THE LADIES TALK TEA AMONG OTHER THINGS.   CHECK THEM OUT AS THEY TALK ABOUT TEA AND ALL OTHER DRINKS YOU WOULD LOVE TO TRY, OR NOT.

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY THANKSGIVING IN THIS EPISODE, THE LADIES TALK TURKEY......AND STUFFING, AND CRANBERRY SAUCE, AND POTATOES.  CHECK THEM OUT AS THEY DISCUSS THANKSGIVING AND WHAT THEY DO TO CELEBRATE.

Did you hear that? That bump. Is someone walking behind me? A ghost is an apparition typically associated with the dead. They have been well documented but are widely unaccepted as real but with all those stories it is hard to determine what is real and what is not. Tonight on Total Package Podcast, the ladies are warming up Ecto 1, charging their proton packs,and ready to go on a ghost hunt as they talk about all things ghost.  

HELLO FELLOW CREATURES OF THE NIGHT. HALLOWEEN IS OUR TIME IN THE SPOTLIGHT AND PODCASTING IS THE PLACE TO BE. TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST IS THE BEST PODCAST TO BE YOUR TRUE SELF. SO TAKE OFF YOUR HUMAN MASK AND BRING YOUR CREATURE SELF ON OVER TO HANG OUT WITH THE LADIES OF THE TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST.

ON THIS EPISODE OF THE TOTAL PACKAGE, THE LADIES ARE DISCUSSING THE FINE ART OF NAMING.  WHAT NAME HAVE YOU OR WOULD YOU GIVE YOUR PENIS? YOUR BOOBS? YOUR VAGINA? LISTEN AND FIND OUT WHAT THE LADIES HAVE TO SAY

THE LADIES OF THE TOTAL PACKAGE DID IT AGAIN. IT'S A SHOW OF DRIVING OFF THE RAILS.  COME CHECK IT OUT.    LEAVE US A COMMENT FIND US ON THE SOCIALS HIT US UP WITH SHOW IDEAS  

IN THIS WONDERFULLY FUN EPISODE OF TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST, THE LADIES OF THE CAST HAVE INVITED MS. MAYA TO JOIN THEM AND TALK COFFEE.  OH, YEAH. THEY ALSO TALK ABOUT BEING TRANSGENDER AND THE STRUGGLE IT IS TO FINALLY BE HAPPY WITH WHO YOU REALLY ARE.  AS USUAL, THEY ALSO TALK ABOUT FOOD AND A DEAD OVEN.  SO CHECK IT OUT AND ENJOY.  LEAVE A REVIEW AND SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON.  IF YOU WANT  TO CONTACT US, HIT US UP ON THE SOCIALS.

ON THIS EPISODE OF TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST, THE LADIES TALK FLICKS.  DIRTY DANCING, THE BIG LOBOWSKI, BREAKFAST CLUB AND MANY MANY MANY MORE. CHECK IT OUT AND DROP A COMMENT IF YOU WOULD LIKE.    

DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN?   COME HERE OFTEN? IN THIS EPISODE OF TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST THE LADIES TALK PICK UP LINES.  CHECK IT OUT AND SEE IF THEY MENTION ONE OF YOUR FAVORITES.

IN THIS EPISODE OF TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST, THE LADIES GO BACK IN TIME AND DISCUSS THEIR OWN MEMORIES.  FROM BEING A KID ALL THE WAY UP TO RECENT HISTORY.     CHECK THEM OUT.

EPISODE 30....YOU'RE CORDIALLY INVITED YOU'RE CORDIALLY INVITED HELLO KIND LISTENERS.  YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO LISTEN TO THE NEWEST EPISODE OF TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST.  THE RENOWNED QUEENS OF THE THURSDAY NIGHT PODCASTS.  JOIN THEM AS THEY DISCUSS WHAT IS ON THEIR MINDS AND EVEN CRACK A JOKE OR TWO. 

  One of the little things in life that makes many people happy is that first sip of coffee in the morning.     Or maybe your little thing that makes you happy is your little (or big) fur baby.     Whatever it is make sure to enjoy the happiness it brings you.   On this episode of Total Package Podcast, the ladies chat about what little things make them happy.  So come on in and check em out.  

WHAT'S FOR DINNER? Do you have plans tonight? We certainly hope not for the ladies of Total Package Podcast would like to extend an invitation for everyone to join us for a virtual dinner party tonight at 8:30pm. Bring your own meal and join us as we chat about food. (The show always ends up on that topic so this week we start on it)

We all know that commercial.  We have probably all quoted that line from time to time. In this day of quarantine, social unrest, uprisings, and political poppycock, it is getting harder and harder to get enjoyment out of anything. The mental health of this country has gone to shit.  With that being said, the cast of Total Package Podcast is taking on the deep and still (for some unknown reason) taboo subject. People seem unwilling to admit that they suffer from depression, anxiety, anger issues, stress, or any form of mental health issue.  Come join the crew as they talk about these issues and steps they are taking to keep as same as possible in this insane world. 

WOW!  THE TIME HAS FLOWN BY.  WHAT HAS EVERYONE BEEN UP TO SINCE THE LAST EPISODE?  WELL, WE CAN SAY FOR CERTAIN THAT NO ONE ON THE CAST WAS BUNGEE JUMPING FROM A BRIDGE OR DIVING WITH GREAT WHITE SHARKS. (AT LEAST NOT RECENTLY).  COME JOIN THE CAST AS THEY LAUGH, TELL SOME TALES, AND EVEN HAND OUT SOME BITS OF ADVICE.     BE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW.     CHECK US OUT ON ALL THE MAJOR AUDIO PLATFORMS, YOUTUBE, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, AND TWITTER.

IT'S BEEN A WILD WEEK.  LAST WEEK WE TALKED ABOUT SEX, TOYS, AND PURE ROMANCE.  THANK YOU SO MUCH TO EVERYONE FOR ALL THE VIEWS.  YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME. ON THIS EPISODE THE LADIES ARE BACK TO THEIR USUAL SHOW.  JUST THE LADIES HANGING OUT ONLINE, CHATTING ABOUT ALL THE CRAP THAT HAS HAPPENED IN THE LAST WEEK AND CHAT ABOUT THE PROS AND CONS OF FAKE EYELASHES, LEATHER PANTS, AND LATEX.  CHECK IT OUT AND BE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE SHOW ON ALL THE PLATFORMS.  LEAVE A MESSAGE AND A REVIEW IF YOU CAN PLEASE.

IN THIS EPISODE OF TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST, THE LADIES WELCOME GUEST SHANNON WHEELER, A SALES REPRESENTATIVE FOR PURE ROMANCE.  SHE INTRODUCES THE LADIES AND THE LISTENERS TO TOYS, LINGERIE, LOTIONS, AND LUBES.  CHECK HER OUT ONLINE AT PUREROMANCE.COM/SHANNONWHEELER OR FIND HER ON FACEBOOK.   PLEASE BE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE SHOW AND IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT, PLEASE LEAVE US A REVIEW.   THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LISTENING AND PLEASE, TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES.

ON THIS EPISODE OF TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST, THE LADIES GET INTO THE TOPICS OF JAW EXERCISES AND FARTS.  THEY TALK TRAVEL AND WHO THEY FEEL COMFORTABLE FARTING AROUND.  THEY EVEN TALK DREAMS.  COME CHECK OUT THE ROLLER COASTER THAT IS TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST.   ENJOY THE RIDE

EPISODE 22:  2020 WAS A BAD IDEA THE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL IN A HAND BASKET AND DEPRESSION, ANXIETY, AND FEAR ARE RUNNING RAMPANT.  THE LADIES OF TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST DECIDED TO DO THEIR PART TO HELP.  SOOOOO........ IN THIS EPISODE OF TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST THE LADIES WILL CRACK YOU UP.  THE TOPICS ARE DEFINITELY NSFW.  WANT TO LAUGH?  LOVE HEARING HILARIOUS TALES?  THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO EITHER OF THESE QUESTIONS.   SO BRING YOUR EARS TO THE TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST FOR SOME GOOD TIMES AND MAYBE THE LADIES CAN YOU MAKE YOU FORGET ABOUT THE PROBLEMS FOR JUST A LITTLE WHILE.

In this episode the ladies talk bucking social norms and behaving "badly".  In the 1950's women were expected to get married, raise children, and tend to a house.  Oh yeah, and they were supposed to not really show any emotion.  This belief of women being just the glorified maid is finally gone (for the most part) and The Total Package is putting all their "bad behaviors" on the table for the world to see.   Check out the episode and join us on our facebook page.  Be sure to like and subscribe to our YouTube channel.  Leave us a review.  Ask us questions.  Have a show topic idea, let us know.  

ON THIS EPISODE OF TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST, THE LADIES OF THE CAST TALK ABOUT CARS, SEX TOYS, AND MUCH MUCH MORE.  CHECK IT OUT AND SEE WHAT THEY GOT IN TO.

EPISODE 19:  COCKTAIL WEENIES ON THIS EPISODE OF TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST, THE LADIES OF THE CAST DISCUSS THE PENIS.  YES PEOPLE, THEY TALK ABOUT THE MALE MEMBER, AND NOT JUST OF THE HUMAN VARIETY.  THE LADIES TALK ANIMAL APPENDAGES AS WELL.  CHECK IT OUT AND SEE WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY.   DISCLAIMER:  THIS EPISODE HAS SOME DISTURBING FACTS ABOUT VERY DISGUSTING THINGS INVOLVING THE PENIS BOTH HUMAN AND ANIMAL.  WEAK STOMACHS SHOULD NOT LISTEN. DEFINITELY DO NOT LISTEN UNLESS OVER THE AGE OF 18 NSFW  

EPISODE 18 OH MY GOD BECKY, LOOK AT THAT SHELF YEAH YEAH YEAH.  SO WHAT. WE COLLECT. GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? WE HOPE NOT BECAUSE ON THIS EPISODE OF TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST THE LADIES DISCUSS COLLECTING.  THERE IS A STIGMA ATTACHED TO COLLECTIONS (ESPECIALLY TOYS) AND THE LADIES OF TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST ARE HERE TO SAY IT IS TOTALLY COOL THAT YOU COLLECT.   THE CAST TALKS INTRODUCING A PROSPECTIVE LOVE TO YOUR COLLECTING SIDE AND WHAT NEGATIVITY CAN COME FROM IT.  THEY TALK ABOUT HOW PEOPLE IN THEIR LIVES RESPOND TO THEIR CHOICE TO COLLECT AND THEY EVEN THROUGH IN SOME PSYCHOLOGY WITH IT AS WELL.   TIME FOR SOME COLLECTION FUN

EPISODE 17:  ATTACK OF THE PODCASTER On this episode of Total Package Podcast we will have a very special guest straight from his basement and fresh from his appearance in the kitchen.  We will have the one and only Russ the Muss from MPSP Theater fame.   He dropped by for an interrogation on his own bathroom habits and whether or not he does indeed wear a Merkin. Be sure to check out our Facebook page for a peek at what us ladies chat about all week in between shows.   Make sure you jump on YouTube really quick and give us a subscribe.   If you listen on iTunes then please rate and review us.   And always, please leave us any questions or comments on any platform and we will (eventually) respond. Special thanks  to Russ the Muss for being our guest.  You can find him on MPSP (Masterpiece Shitpiece Theater) every Friday night at 9ish pm.   Make sure to check out MPSP Theater and The Nerds Have Spoken podcasts as well as all the shows available on The Realm Of Collector's Channel. Check out Chan on Thickening it up! with ShelfGravy on the Realm channel as well. Shoutout to DustMightz for the intro and outro music.   And most importantly shout out to everyone who listens to us.  All of you are awesome.

In this fun filled episode of Total Package Podcast we find the ladies talking about bathroom habits of women and the deplorable state of many women's restrooms.  We also have story time with Chan.  You are going to love this.     BTW.....Please leave a comment and let us know how you like the show.  Follow us on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, and Twitter.

SO...THAT HAPPENED AGAIN.  LOL.  WE WENT A GOOD BIT OUT THERE ON THIS EPISODE.  WE DISCUSSED MERKINS (A LOVELY WIG FOR YOUR PUBIC HAIR), CHILDHOOD INJURIES (SO HOW MANY BONES HAVE YOU BROKEN), AND WE ENJOYED STORY TIME WITH CHAN.  COME CHECK OUT THIS LOVELY, FUN FILLED AND EDUCATIONAL EPISODE OF TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST.

Hello fine people who listen to this show.  (All 2 of you.  LOL)  Episode 14 of Total Package podcast is more nuts than usual.  See the notes for the show flew out of the car window causing the show topic to be lost to the wind.  The cast is flying by the seat of there pants (or skirts, or shorts, or kilts) and have no clue what will happen on the show.  So, if you're in for a roller coaster of a show then you will enjoy this episode.  (trust me, it started off the rails and went way off into the woods and hurtled past grandma's pad).

In this episode of Total Package Podcast. The ladies attempt to talk gardening.  As everyone knows by now though, the topic quickly diverts onto another topic then onto another and so on.  The hilarity continues on.  Come check it out.

IN EPISODE 12 OF THE TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST, WE FIND OUR CAST COMPLETELY BLOWING ANY DIET THEY MAY HAVE BEEN ON AS THEY SHARE THEIR MOST LOVED FOODS AND EVEN THE RECIPES.   THE LADIES TALK FOODS THEY GREW UP ON, COMFORT FOOD, SWEETS, AND OF COURSE BREAD.  COME JOIN THE CAST IN THEIR CULINARY DEEP DIVE.   LEAVE YOUR DIET AT THE DOOR AND BE PREPARED TO GET HUNGRY.

SO...You're stuck in the house, can't go anywhere for fear of catching the cooties going around and you really don't feel like getting dressed up.  Good news, April has just been cancelled and you can now wear whatever you want.  Trust us.  We are The Total Package Podcast and we know these things.   On this episode of Total Package Podcast we are pulling out our alter ego's, doing up our make-up, and having a hell of a time just talking about well, life.   Come check out the show, share some laughs with us and celebrate the cancellation of April.   Please be sure to like, subscribe, review, and follow us on all social media, YouTube, and audio platforms.   Hit us up and let us know what you would like us to chat about.  Stay safe friends and we at Total Package Podcast wish you a good week.

We are all on lockdown.  Forced to spend time at home and avoid all contact with other people.  What the hell are we supposed to do all day every day at home.  I mean, you can only clean your house so much before the paint starts to come off the walls.   In Episode 10: Corona; Rise of the Introverts the cast of Total Package Podcast will give you some suggestions of things to pass the time as well as tell you what they have been doing during this pandemic.   So grab your sanitizer and crawl into your toilet paper fort and enjoy this episode of Total Package Podcast.

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!!!!!! EPISODE 9: THE LEPRECHAUN MADE ME DO IT In this weeks episode of Total Package Podcast the ladies of the cast have a Saint Patrick's Day party.  The Coronavirus forced the world to stop their normal lives and hunker down which meant not celebrating St. Paddy's Day.  Well we at Total Package Podcast felt that a party was necessary so, adhering to the CDC advise and using social distancing via our podcast we had ourselves a hell of a Saint Patrick's Day party.  What started as a little history on the why we celebrate, the cast quickly jumped the rails and discuss hilarious events that have happened to us.   Please like and subscribe to the podcast on all available platforms and leave a review on iTunes.     Thank you all for listening and stay well friends.

On Episode 8 of Total Package Podcast, the ladies talk about women.  National Women's Day was celebrated on March 8th and in observation of that holiday the women of the cast decided to talk about bad ass women in history, women who inspired them, and women's rights as sex workers.  Come check out the cast as they delve deep into the topic of Women.

Episode 7: 1984; BEGIN SCREEN WORSHIP In this episode of Total Package Podcast, the cast discusses technology and social media.  The ladies discuss the history of computing and what their first introduction to computers was.  They also go further and discuss the internet and cell phone evolution.  Do you remember AOL?  That dial up sound is burned into our minds forever.  They talk about how social media has impacted and changed their lives.  

Episode 6:  The Mouse in the High Castle In this fun filled episode, the cast of Total Package Podcast talk good about the Mouse with the house, Disney.  Walt Disney created a legacy of movies, TV shows, and acquisitions that have made it into everyone's lives.  Come listen to the ladies as we talk about what our greatest Disney memories are and what was the coolest thing you ever saw at a Disney park.

Episode 5: It's Just a Matter of Time In a world of chaos and upheaval women are forced to decide whom to spend their time with.  Do they spend this limited amount of free time with their significant other or do they instead, spend it with their friends.  The ladies of Total Package Podcast dive deep into the questions about what free time means to them and how they spend it.  The biggest question is.....Do you wanna hang out with us?

In this episode of Total Package Podcast we take a stroll through conventions to bring our opinions and survival tips to the table.  We talk hotels, budgets, buying and selling, and even some wonderful cosplay tips.  Whether you are a seasoned convention goer or have never been to one this show will help you learn what it's like to be at the CON.  Put your makeup on, pack up your survival kit, make sure your footwear is comfy and join us in this trip to the Convention.

In episode 3 of Total Package Podcast we bring you into our lives and introduce you to our pets.  Not just the typical Cats and Dogs either, we have snakes, lizards and dragons. Okay that last one is a fantasy pet but the others are real.  So get your water bowl, scratching post and kibble treats and enjoy the show as we tell about the tales of our furry (and not so furry) pets.

Episode 2:  Show and Tell A fun trip to our own personal collections.  We tell you about what we collect, why, and how long we have been.  Robots, and dragons, Ursula the Sea Witch and Harry Potter too.  There are so many cool things that we collect so come check out what we have on our shelves.

In this first episode of Total Package Podcast the ladies of the cast introduce themselves and answer some very serious questions like: What do you do for stress relief? (the answer will not surprise you) This is the introduction to the best all female podcast out there.  We are a group of woman who came together as a female members of the Realm of Collectors Collecting Group and now we feel our voice needs to be heard on all topics.  We speak our minds (NSFW) about everything and everything is on the table.  We are live on YouTube every Thursday at 8:30pm.  Give us a listen.