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Simon and Jay discuss all things gimp-related

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    • Apr 20, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 58m AVG DURATION
    • 107 EPISODES


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    Turn Up My Snare

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 45:37


    One for the producers, this episode includes a lot of drum talk. Where and how to get great drum sounds, the best drum plug-ins, Simon 'drops' his phone and Jay asks what plug-in to buy on a $200 limit.

    The Bullsh*t-est Situation

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 57:41


    In this episode, Jay and Simon give advice on how to communicate in business, especially discussion between artist and producer. They also talk popsicles...

    The Honey Baked Turkey Coincidence

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 58:26


    In this episode, Jay and Simon discuss vaccines, NFTs, email lists and Easter.

    The Longest Intro

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 56:22


    In this.... intro, Simon and Jay discuss random/awkard acts of public interacton, Lil Nas X's new video, his shoe, the purpose of art and a slice of deep dish pizza from Chicago.

    Acey

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2021 57:32


    In this episode Jay talks about the time he would freestyle to his own beats while working at a mall kiosk after the two discuss their upcoming and current projects. In the second half, the week three winner of the March Madness contest, Acey, joins in for an interview.

    Kola

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 51:41


    In this episode, Simon and Jay discuss cake, mindset, and. interview last week's winner of their March Madness Live IG contest, Kola

    Wicked J 303

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 55:00


    In this episode, Jay and Simon discuss wings, International Women's Day before talking to Wicked J 303 about music, life, and being the first winner of the March Madness contest on IG. Follow him here - https://www.instagram.com/wicked_j_303/

    Customer Disservice

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 53:44


    In this episode, Simon and Jay discuss their respective, and recent, encounters with customer service, whether or not you should tell a friend that their music is not so great, and also their LIVE IG March Madness competition in which one winner will get an exclusive beat and more!

    Leon Musk's Used Minivans

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 43:16


    In this episode, Jay and Simon start by talking Flying Biscuit and end up talking about the crazy cost of wheelchairs and regular wheelchair maintenance. Then they discuss Simon's recent work on a new soundpack for Native Instruments and Jay drops hints of ucoming projects

    The Mid 20

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 57:44


    In this episode, Jay and Simon have a Valentine's Day recap, and discussions on the new potential spokesmodels for Old Navy and the dying art of conversation.

    Do Not Listen!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 55:31


    In this episode, Simon and Jay discuss Super Bowl Weekend, the search for a content creator/videographer and the power behind patience.

    Candy Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 55:41


    In this episode, Simon and Jay discuss a recent trip to a mall followed by a pondering of who is obligated to what when in a relationship. Phone drop stories, throwback candies, and how to get a free movie ticket by dating a wheelchair person

    Snobbery w. Kunis

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 67:47


    In this episode, Jay and Simon begin by talking biscuits and brisket. The two then move on to discuss their recent meet-up, Zappos efforts to provide clothing adapted for those with disabilites via Zappos Adaptive. Singer/songwriter/producer Kunis then joins the podcast to talk about artist development and recent and current projects he is working on. Listen to Kunis' latest single here!

    No Ladder Needed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 53:07


    In this episode, Jay and Simon talk about how Tik Tok allows for quicker audience growth than Instagram, why angles are important when it comes to photographing those in chairs, and also the whole idea of engagement photos. Also, the two discuss an electric jar opener which you can find here : Electric Jar Opener

    TikTokToe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 53:18


    In this episode, Simon talks about his new move into using the Freshly meal prep service, Jay talks about his TikTok page blowing up and then they discuss the importance of integrity on social media... especially when you are gimpy.

    Zoom Room for Improvement

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 58:13


    It's 2021 and Jay and Simon have elevated their game to recording on zoom. In this episode, the two discuss what they did for the Christmas and New Year's holidays, talk about an assistive device they both use, their upcoming projects and plans for the podcast in the new year! Reference RMS Featherweight Reacher on Amazon!

    Jolly... but in a healthy way

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 51:12


    What starts out as a discussion of favorite desert evolves into a dive into what Jay and Simon describe as the American ways of unhealthy lifestyles and how its considered shaming to encourage better habits, even if its in one’s best personal interest. Happy and healthy holidays!

    The Plug...... ins

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 61:55


    In this episode Jay and Simon talk wheelchair maintenance and their top 5 plug-ins for mixing and music production

    Let em know

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 54:51


    In this episode Jay discusses a recent clothes shopping trip, both Simon and Jay talk haircuts and Simon reminds us why we should always tell someone they have something on their face.

    Leftovers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 57:15


    In this episode, Simon and Jay share some thoughts on being grateful, holiday gifts, and beat making.

    Have a Thanksgiving

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 63:16


    In this episode, Jay and Simon discuss their favorite Thanksgiving foods. Then the two take a serious turn to discuss mental health and the benefits of therapy.

    Genre-Claude Van Damme

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 61:57


    In this episode, Jay and Simon discuss producing multiple genres and also something called ‘thick water’

    Tira McSue w. Guest PRISCA

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 56:08


    In this episode, Jay and Simon welcome singer, songwriter, producer, etc etc., Prisca. Simon talks about the first time he met Prisca, Prisca talks about her career and her upcoming album and video. Then the three talk about the benefits of collaborating and sharing creative energy. For more info on Prisca, visit: www.PRISCAmusic.net or http://www.instagram.com/PRETTYPRISCA or http://www.twitch.tv/PRISCAcreates

    Genius Envy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 65:07


    In this episode, Simon and Jay discuss dating app experiences, The Notebook, hipocracy, potato wedges, beat making business and more...

    Glitches and Bros

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2020 53:22


    In this mid-week episode, Simon and Jay discuss Jay’s recent work on a short film and being on a panel. Simon brings up the tendency for most to be pessimistic instead of optimistic. The two then briefly discuss Halloween plans.

    That Bop-It Stress

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2020 62:52


    In this episode, Simon and Jay talk about free food, Jay’s upcoming birthday and then the two run down a list of “Hot” 90s toys.

    Mini Meal

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 56:06


    In this episode, Simon suggests Jay get his own endorsement deal with Red Lobster via the ‘Mini Meal’ and then they discuss the pros and cons of iPhones.

    Ole Rico

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 61:20


    In this episode Jay and Simon discuss Mexican candy, socially distanced vocal arranging, the Omnisphere plug-in and the importance of mind-set. Like candy? Visit http://www.olerico.com and tell them Jay and Simon sent you!

    One Fart Pony

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 62:52


    In this episode, Jay and Simon discuss chicken wings, the producer/artist relationship, and kittens and farting girls on Tik Tok.

    Trippin’ and Trappin’

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020 63:57


    On this episode, Simon and Jay talk about what people seek out of being in the music business, some light mask talk, and more thoughts on integrity.

    Look What Nature Can Do

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 59:08


    In this episode, Simon talks about eating an entire chicken during his recent weekend in the suburbs. Then Jay and Simon move on to discuss Nature Valley Granola Bars and making and selling beats, you know, two things that just go together...

    Dante Clay

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 63:56


    In this episode, Jay and Simon talk to R&B singer/writer Dante Clay. We discuss his growing career, social media, college baseball aspirations, and a Verzuz battle the world needs! Follow Dante on IG @kiddnamedclay and find him on all music streaming platforms under Dante Clay.

    Kveezo

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 58:21


    In this episode, Jay (aka YBI Jay aka MP) and Simon discuss recent placements and then they talk to recording artist Kveezo who just released two EPs back to back (“Off til August” and “Summer’s Coming”). For more info on Kveezo, visit http://www.kveezo.com

    State of Affairs w. Abeezio

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 38:23


    In this episode, Jay and Simon welcome their second guest to ever appear on the podcast, Abeezio. Together, they discuss Abeezio’s influences, his background and the motivation behind his new single which was produced by Mini Producer and Simon Illa. For more info, follow Abeezio here. http://www.instagram.com/abeezio

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    Risky Business

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 67:19


    In this episode, Jay and Simon start talking about Jay’s recent travel which leads to a deep discussion on the importance of taking risks and possibly why most people avoid it.

    Bubble Buddies

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 58:05


    In this episode, Jay and Simon discuss the new Instagram feature - Reels, Alcohol infused cake, the possible future of quarantine hook-ups, as well as some vst plug in talk for the producers out there.

    Quickie Minaj

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2020 68:30


    In this episode, Jay and Simon discuss National Girlfriend Day, Uber Facts on twitter, and a random turn to Nicki Minaj news.

    Stagnation Summer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 62:48


    In this episode, Simon and Jay discuss the tendency toward stagnation in current times and some ideas of how to find your way out and also, some social media talk.

    2 Gimps Walk In To A House

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 62:34


    In this episode, Jay talks about his trip into the city and Simon talks about his trip outside the city. The two then go on a tangent regarding house ownership and a move to a modern kitchen... someone give us a Brava oven to try out!

    HUDweiser

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020 59:32


    In this episode, Jay and Simon discuss how tricky the world of independent living can be for the disableds as well as other current events including COVID and thoughts on masks.

    Masking in the Sun

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 56:01


    In this episode, Jay and Simon discuss some theories as to why some people refuse to wear face masks. Then the two discuss the complications in finding clothes whilst being a disabled one.

    Dog Daddy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2020 47:03


    In this episode, Simon and Jay discuss Father’s Day, self care, and a few other other random things.

    Air Buds Pro

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2020 68:26


    In this episode, Jay and Simon discuss their mutual love for Apple Airpods Pro, current events and even a little PR chat.

    Not so fast... or furious

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2020 67:32


    In this episode, Jay and Simon question the need to be able to drive in today’s society. Jay points out the dangers of airbags for wheelchair people, oh and why roller coasters are not such a great idea either.

    Little People, Big Dialogue

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2020 64:25


    In this episode, Jay and Simon dive into a discussion regarding the current unrest in the US revolving around ongoing racial injustice.

    Birthdazed and Confused

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2020 62:53


    In this episode, Simon talks about his upcoming birthday and then he and Jay talk about how the solution to racism may be in the barber shops and opportunity and equality for the wheelchair ones may be in the inner cities. Oh and they also talk about how up and coming producers can get more placements...

    Bytches with Glytches

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2020 64:13


    In this episode, Jay and Simon discuss their respective graduations (both have college degrees - humble brag), Simon gives his niece a birthday gift to top all birthday gifts and then Jay and Simon go on to educate the up and coming artists on what to expect when paying for beats!

    No Pool for You

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2020 58:23


    In this episode, Jay and Simon discuss the still ongoing quarantine and then all things wheelchair (including dream customizations and general chair longevity), then they talk about their shared pool-related insecurities...

    Do Not Remove Tag

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2020 61:18


    In this episode, Simon and Jay discuss the ongoing quarantine, Georgia’s re-opening in the midst of the pandemic, and some good talk about producing and why its important to keep your tag in your beats.

    Whoopie Pie

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2020 66:56


    In this episode, Simon and Jay briefly discuss the various forms of Whoopie, eyebrows, social distancing (or lack thereof) and then a long discussion on how to invest in yourself in life and in work.

    Submissive Siri

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2020 60:25


    Siri interrupts the intro and then Jay and Simon give quick quarantine updates and the a long discussion regarding some trials and tribulations behind the business behind beat-making. Producers and artists, this one is for you.

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