You Can't Make This Shit Up!

SEASON 2 - EPISODE 1: We're back in 2023 to deep dive into Life Goals, Life Skills and Life Partners and how we are moving forward in life by 'Taking out the Trash.' You can't move forward with your life until you eliminate those Bad Habits, Fake Friends, Exes, Fake Family, Doubts, Grudges, and toxic relationships. Join Bethany & Stephanie for our first episode of 2023! Listen on ANCHOR; APPLE and SPOTIFY.

We're back from a 'reunion tour' and a 'tour' around the world!  Thanks to our listeners who wondered where we were -  We're glad to be unpacking another topic -   Are we 'dateable', or 'undateable', or just afraid we won't be 'picked for the team'.   How do we set healthy boundaries and expectations in dating in our 50's.    We'll discuss that being 'Single' is not a curse and how to decide if you ready to date with purpose & intention.   Message us on Anchor, Spotify, Instagram, Facebook IG: BETHSTEPH2021 FB: Bethany & Stephanie Podcast GMAIL: youcantmakethisshituppodcast@gmail.com Send us your 'dating catastrophes for us to unpack!  We'd love to hear from you --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Happy Valentine's Day!! We'll uncover all things BLOWJOBS, hot wax, Foreplay, dick size, gag reflux, sex toys, vibrators, dirty talk, love gifts, sensuality & sexy lingerie, and how to please your partner. Today's episode is EXPLICIT in content, so be warned! Love is in the air, and in your bed, so listen along and learn some new tricks to add to your vocabulary!! Hosted on Anchor, and listen on Spotify, Apple, Castbox, Breaker Audio, Stitcher. Listen, chat, comment & share and send us your dating catastrophes or experiences for us to unpack on future episodes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Congratulations to Gamma Stephanie on her New Grandson! This episode is discovering the traits of the Man Who's Not Your Man, and how to ask yourself those questions in order to read the red flags! Is it a 'Situationship, Friendship, Fuckship, or Relationship? If it crosses all these boundaries, then, he's 'The Man Who's Not Your Man' If they like you, You'll Know -- If they Don't, You'll be Confused! This is the relationship that is never defined but he wants all the benefits that go along with a defined relationship. Can you make him 'commit', or do you need to kick him to the curb! Thanks for listening on ANCHOR, SPOTIFY, APPLE, GOOGLE, and Like, Comment and Share on INSTAGRAM & FACEBOOK! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Happy 2022! We're back from Nashville NYE and celebrating birthdays 51 & 57! Discussing New Year Resolutions, Manifestations & Catastrophes! Is there anything YOU want to Manifest in 2022? Have you had a dating mishap with a 'traveler', well we have too! As we take COVID issues seriously, we're still trying to wrap our head around a recent situation while finding some humor. Let's learn to trust our gut and do our prior research! Hosted on ANCHOR, SPOTIFY, APPLE, CASTBOX, BREAKER AUDIO & STITCHER. Follow us on INSTAGRAM: BETHSTEPH2021, Facebook - 'Bethany & Stephanie Podcast'. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We're LIVE from Nashville in the heart of Music Row at LOSERS BAR celebrating NEW YEARS, and Stephanie's 51st Birthday. We're unpacking those Sludge Suckers, Bottom Feeders, Mid-Level Bass, & Trophy Bass and deciphering the qualities of those types of men. 'Do you want a sludge sucker' in your life??!!! NO! You really don't!!! Follow us on ANCHOR, Spotify, Google Podcasts, Instagram, Breaker Audio, Stitcher & Castbox. Thank you for listening to 'You Can't Make This Shit Up!', a podcast about dating in your 50's and all the catastrophe's!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Join us for our 1st Adventure into Podcasting! We're ready to unpack dating in our 50's and all the catastrophes that go along with it. With your hosts Bethany & Stephanie -- Be ready for some explicit trash talk and hear about why 'You Can't Make This Shit Up!' Are you single and dating in your 50's and learning how to spot the losers, ghosters, bottom feeders and freeloaders? We feel your pain! We're unpacking what to expect from the dating apps mid-life, and why men in their 50's can't commit or just want to be the man who's not your ‘man'. (Listen Up Men!) We'll help you roast your Ex and numb the pain of breakups. Hang on, it's gonna be a bumpy ride as we ask all the awkward sex questions and why we all deserve more than 2 minutes, in more ways than one! We've all had to spot 'Thirst Traps' & needy middle age men, but we're in this together!! We hope you're ready to take a hilarious journey and some laughs along the way with real talk and no scripts! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app