Asinine Wisdom

In our final episode of 2020, we talk about the finest Christmas film of all: Christmas Vacation. Plus, we discuss Christmas traditions, our plans for the holidays, Christmases gone wrong, gifts we wish we had gotten as kids, and what we hope for the new year. Thanks so much for listening this year, and we will see you in 2021! Have a happy holidays!

In the penultimate episode of 2020, the fellas talk about the most ridiculous ending to a football game they've ever seen from this past weekend, what they wish they'd have kept doing from their younger years, the trend of Christmas lights, instruments that have no place in certain genres of music, and things that are free that bring them joy.

On this week's episode, the fellas talk about the weird way maps are folded, the concept of a sitcom they once sold, how the British have mastered talk shows, ideas for a sequel to their Christmas short film, the new "stay at home order" in California, and video games that should be turned into movies.

In this episode, the fellas relive random childhood memories, discuss why the brain remembers random bits of data, talk about film and comedy as an art form, people that have transcended their profession to become something greater, and finally Daryl's shocking new side job.

It's the holiday season! The boys talk their favorite foods for Thanksgiving, when it's okay to start celebrating Christmas, traditions they love and miss from their childhoods, AND Jake gives a recipe for how to cook a perfect turkey! Enjoy and be thankful, Asininers!

You're probably already pretty sure what we're talking about in this episode, right? Yep! We're talking Election Day (Century) 2020! How it went, where it could go from here, and the work left to do. Plus, we talk about Dave Chappelle and his monologue on SNL and we discuss the absolute legend we lost this weekend in Alex Trebek. What is "Rest in Peace?"

We cannot stress enough to you the importance of voting. That's why we talk about tomorrow's election throughout the entire podcast. We get if you don't want to listen to that. You have that choice. But if you make that choice, please make the choice to vote as well. Don't mail in your ballot anymore. Take it to an official polling place or drop box. If you DO decide to listen to the episode, we speculate WILDLY about what could possibly happen in Tuesday's election and in the aftermath.

In this episode, we guys talk about Daryl's new workouts and his... ahem, regularity. Also, Jake tells the story of getting food poisoning seven miles into the wilderness, and we're also joined by friend of the show Katie Elsaesser who explains her torrid past as a competitive jump roper. Yes, you read that correctly.Plus... THE IMPORTANCE OF VOTING. With the election next week, it's important you send your ballot in ASAP or, if you feel safe to do so, GO VOTE!

What a weird f***ing week... We talk about all of it. Or as much as we can, starting with what the world is talking about: Trump got COVID. What does that mean, what could really be going on? It's like a conspiracy theory happening before our very eyes! Except... it's... not a conspiracy? Plus, we talk about if it's okay to joke about death or, more specifically, a particular person's death, and how we're holding up in the midst of the continued craziness.

On this Trigger Warning, Jake and Daryl talk Russian bots, roommates stealing food, how they would reform education, why they think participation trophies are bad, and the importance of perseverance.

On this Trigger Warning, Jake and Daryl play a horrific, yet easy round of "Would You Rather," while discussing confederate statues and how people defend them, feeling uncomfortable about football being back, what will happen to the U.S. Supreme Court now that Ruth Bader Ginsburg has passed, and they explore the old website of a cult.

In the first Trigger Warning, Jake and Daryl talk about how they've changed physically, mentally, and emotionally during this weird and wild year, things they've learned about other subjects and themselves, and how comedy helps them talk about what's difficult.

Jake gives all you Asininers an update about the show and a new type of episode we'll be doing called: Trigger Warnings! It will be an opportunity for Jake and Daryl to catch up and talk about all things that have triggered them lately, both bad AND good. Yes, the traditional debate episodes with guests will still happen as well. But these will give the boys the opportunity to stretch their legs a bit and keep bringing you more and new content. It might not be good, but it'll be more and new.

He's as delightful as he is tall! We welcome the terrific B. Dave Walters back to the program, this time not to discuss our misconduct as buddy cops in our awesome short film, but instead to talk wrasslin' as the modern day version of The Globe Theatre, what video game we're on track to making a reality, and how we can harness the power of Karens for good!

In our longest, most serious, and introspective episode yet, we are joined by longtime friend Brandi Nicole Payne (Muted, The Mentor). We tackle heavy topics, discussing the difference between having a conversation and educating someone, how organized religion should evolve with society, and, perhaps most importantly, the perfect layout to a grocery store.

This week it's Jeremy Steven Walker (Hicksters, Pathfinder: Knights of Everflame, Sagas of Sundry) joining us to talk the benefits of legalizing marijuana, the perfect burrito, and the most socially impactful moments from sports!

The boys. Are. BACK. After a stint with Geek & Sundry, Jake and Daryl get back to their roots with the podcast format. The first guest back is none other than Craig Frank! In this supersized return episode, Craig and the fellas discuss what they'd do in an empty mall, a celebratory meal we should all eat if world peace is achieved, and the best format for potatoes. Plus, the episode features a legitimate, serious discuss about systemic racism in America.

Jill Zwarensteyn (HumorTravelLife.com) joins us to talk sequels that were better than the original, how to update "Say No to Drugs," the best trends of the 90s, and the best historical figure to meet.

We're back with Rob Gokee of Tacocity discussing the 3 albums we'd have on an island, the movie we'd show to a person that's never seen one, extinct animals you'd bring back, and the best edible food delivery system!

Jake and Daryl finally get around to answering your emails and questions! Not well. But they answer them nonetheless. Learn more than you've ever wanted to about these idiots in this new solo episode!

Michael Kass (Author, "Building Your Leadership Story") joins us to discuss when to fart in front of a significant other, if cheating at cards is okay, the best wild animal to fight, and if protesting is useful!

Chloe Zak (YouTube.com/ChloeZak) joins us to discuss if unicorns would make the world a better place, the country with the best food, the cartoon character we would date, and stuff from the 80s that's still cool now!

Chelsey Crisp (Fresh Off the Boat, Duchess Riot) joins us discussing worst thing to get stuck in your teeth, the profession everyone should work in, how many kids to have, and what to say when you don't love someone.

Emilio Rossal (State of Decay 2, Dark/Web) joins us for our most irreverent episode yet talking face tattoos, what flavor you would want your saliva to be, what boy band would win a street fight, and the best trilogy!

Katie Elsaesser (K-Lo Sketch Show) cracks open a few cold ones to discuss the best way to die in a horror film, best PE games, Mario's best power up, and the elected official we would Freaky Friday with!

Carl McDowell (Ballers, Tom Gun Live!) joins us on a wild episode about when it's okay to fart in public, bad places to laugh uncontrollably, what should be illegal, and the best job in the world!

Hayley Marie Norman (Top Five, Adam Ruins Everything) joins to discuss dumb trends, social media faux pas, and the best advice to give a graduating high school senior! And stay tuned. Maybe there's a bonus at the end...

We're back! This time it's with our good best friend Daniel Parino! We discuss the movie villain/monster you'd be least afraid to fight, superhero dads, and historical events we would change!

Writer/genius Pat Walsh (It's Always Sunny, Living Biblically) joins us to talk the best Batman/Bruce Wayne, our last meal on earth, and best SNL cast member! We are taking a brief hiatus, but we WILL return May 29!

Elaine Loh (writer/director/star, "jia ting") comes aboard to discuss when you should pay attention to politics, what movie disasters could really happen, and what people in the future will think is crazy that we do now.

Gabe Uhr (My Gimpy Life) joins us to discuss the biggest ripoff you'll always pay for, what more people would enjoy if it weren't frowned upon, and MUCH more! Also, if you have topic ideas, email asininewisdom@gmail.com!

Brian Palermo (Pee-Wee's Big Holiday, The League) joins us to discuss the celebrity to send to speak to aliens, what Hollywood makes look easier or harder than it really is, and much more!

Ludwig Manukian (Bosch, The Shield) joins the guys to discuss the most awkward person to have in your home, the worst place for PDA, the hardest task in sports, and what would be the most useful sci-fi technology!

Tony Janning (The Legend of Neil, The Qyou) joins us this episode to discuss childhood rules society should adopt, most embarrassing songs to be caught singing, emotionally moving films, and the best way to die.

Lauren Howard Hayes of Duchess Riot joins us to discuss the best underrated movies, the most useless thing you learned in school, the worst pet peeves and more! We also test the limits of Lauren's misophonia.

Talented voice actor and human Monster Energy Drink Carrie Keranen joins us to discuss what animals should be gifted the ability to fly, milestone adult purchases and more. Much more. Way more than you wanted to know.

Suzanne Cotsakos of all-female comedy powerhouse Duchess Riot joins us to discuss the best Hostess snack cake, the best TV dad, the best season of the year and MUCH, much more.

Our dear friend Mark Hampton joins us this go 'round to discuss who makes the most quotable movies, best fictional presidents, and which movie villains may have been right.

Dan Gordon (co-host, "Schmolitics") comes on to discuss plausible conspiracy theories, what non-human species they would control, and the WORST song to make love to. Yep. You read that right...

Craig Frank (Lady Dynamite, The Messengers) joins the guys to ponder the existence of aliens, Superman's "weakness", what the worst snack is, and what fictional character is the biggest a-hole (Hint: It's not Daryl)

Christina Wren (Man of Steel, Batman v Superman, Hicksters) joins us to discuss the dietary habits of good lovers, male undergarments, bad social media photos and more!

In our first episode, we chat with Sean Becker (Geek and Sundry's "Signal Boost", "The Guild", and "Hench") about the worst superpower, sayings that need to go away, and what really is the best thing since sliced bread.