Dirty 30-Something Podcast

When life is hard, they say, "God doesn't give you more than you can handle." Well, they lied. Marissa's still not sleeping, and Nick still is sleeping… around. This week, both cohosts are sleeping on the couch. Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663 Tweet at us: @Dirty30Somethng @likethchampagne @nickdothee http://dirty30something.com dirty30-something.tumblr.com Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel; Produced by Marissa Korbel; Engineered by Nick Dothée; Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers.

Just in time for Valentine's Day, love is in the air. Nick's got a new man, and he doesn't like labels. Marissa loves her parents. And everyone agrees that working out makes you feel better. Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663= Tweet at us: @Dirty30Somethng @likethchampagne @nickdothee http://dirty30something.com dirty30-something.tumblr.com Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel; Produced by Marissa Korbel; Engineered by Nick Dothée; Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers.

Sometimes, it's not about being perfect, it's about just showing up. Showing up for exercise, even when you feel fat. Showing up for your job, even when you're teeded. Showing up to podcast, even when you didn't do your homework. Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663 Tweet at us: @Dirty30Somethng @likethchampagne @nickdothee http://dirty30something.com dirty30-something.tumblr.com Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel; Produced by Marissa Korbel; Engineered by Nick Dothée; Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers.

What happened? There's too many cooks on this podcast, and this broth is going to spoil. Nick and Marissa bring you this late night recording, full of their slappy style and sassy comebacks. Something Clever returns, and so does special guest Matt B (on the couch). Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663 Tweet at us: @Dirty30Somethng @likethchampagne @nickdothee http://dirty30something.com dirty30-something.tumblr.com   Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel; Produced by Marissa Korbel Engineered by Nick Dothée. Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers.

It's the launch of Season 3 (or our Comeback, or our Reunion, or whatever) as Nick, Marissa, and podcast guest star Stephen Kling get together to check in about life since August. Brought to you by Mertailor. Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663 Tweet at us: @Dirty30Somethng @likethchampagne @nickdothee http://dirty30something.com dirty30-something.tumblr.com   Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel; Produced and Engineered by Marissa Korbel; Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers.

The first "fancy" guest, author S.G. Browne, joins Nick and Marissa to talk about his latest novel, Big Egos, and gives some much solicited advice about life, writing, and the pursuit of happiness. At what point can you call yourself a writer? What's the biggest challenge that artists face? What advice does this 40-something author have for navigating the Dirty 30's? Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663 Tweet at us: @Dirty30Somethng @likethchampagne @nickdothee @s_g_browne http://dirty30something.com http://sgbrowne.com/ Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel, Guest Starring S.G. Browne; Produced and Engineered by Marissa Korbel; Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers. Special thanks to Claudine Woo.

Marissa holds to hoping that baby will come on August 15, while Nick spends the week on Good Time Island, earning himself the nickname Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Plus, young doctors, gay daddies, and the latest Facebook feature that Marissa can't get enough of. Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663 Tweet at us: @Dirty30Somethng @likethchampagne @nickdothee http://dirty30something.com dirty30-something.tumblr.com Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel; Produced and Engineered by Marissa Korbel; Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers.

In celebration of Leos everywhere, and specifically Eva, we bring you this one from the vault. With thoughts on God, church, and colonics, this classic shouldn't be missed. Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663 Tweet at us: @Dirty30Somethng @likethchampagne @nickdothee http://dirty30something.com dirty30-something.tumblr.com   Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel; Produced and Engineered by Marissa Korbel; Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers.

From teenage shoplifting to grocery store peeves, to the ambien amazon, the cohosts tackle all manner of online and real life shopping this week in their signature style. Marissa's baby is getting bigger, right alongside Nick's age (he turned 33 on Sunday -- happy birthday, Nicky!). Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663 Tweet at us: @Dirty30Somethng @likethchampagne @nickdothee http://dirty30something.com dirty30-something.tumblr.com   Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel; Produced and Engineered by Marissa Korbel; Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers.

We travel back in time, to a moment where Marissa thought babies were far, far off her radar. Oh, what a difference a year makes! Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663 Tweet at us: @Dirty30Somethng @likethchampagne @nickdothee http://dirty30something.com dirty30-something.tumblr.com Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel; Produced and Engineered by Marissa Korbel; Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers.

This week, Marissa worries about her baby daughter starting kindergarten, while Nick worries about what he hasn't told Marissa. Yet. It all comes out in typical Dirty 30 style, with laughter and tears and everything in between. The takeaway: everyone has their bag of rocks... but sometimes the rocks are being carried around in a Mercedes. Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663 Tweet at us: @Dirty30Somethng @likethchampagne @nickdothee http://dirty30something.com dirty30-something.tumblr.com Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel; Produced and Engineered by Marissa Korbel; Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers.

In our Re:post this week, Marissa and Nick discuss leaving their jobs. Will Marissa finally go be a lawyer? Is there life after singing waiterhood? Plus: kids on coca-cola, the right time of the year for junky cereal, and the debut of Something Clever. Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663 http://dirty30something.com http://dirty30-something.tumblr.com Follow us on twitter: @dirty30somethng @likethchampagne @nickdothee Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel; Produced and Engineered by Marissa Korbel; Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers.

Is gossip something you outgrow? If so, when? Or is trying not to gossip really a fruitless enterprise? Nick and Marissa tackle the topic with their usual irreverence, humor, and authenticity in this week's extra long podcast. Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663 Tweet at us: @Dirty30Somethng @likethchampagne @nickdothee http://dirty30something.com dirty30-something.tumblr.com Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel; Produced and Engineered by Marissa Korbel; Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers.

Happy Fourth of July! Last year, we recorded on Independence Day itself, even though we didn't post a new episode at all. This year, we're posting that repeat. We will return with a new episode next Friday! In the backseat of a car, halfnaked, Nick and Marissa start their Independence Day off with a bang -- Metaphorically, of course. Nick is forced to confront the stuff of nightmares: a 2-hour movement call for Matilda on Broadway. Marissa becomes Ms. Independence at long last -- leaving her teaching job to set sail in the wild world of beauty blogging, cosmetic dermatology, and preventative Botox. Plus, Nick and Marissa tackle student loan debt and the burning question of how many selfies is too many selfies? Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663 Follow us on twitter: @Dirty30Somethng @likethchampagne @nickdothee http://dirty30something.com http://dirty30-something.tumblr.com Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel; Produced and Engineered by Marissa Korbel; Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers.

This repost is from November 2013, and stars one of our favorite guests, Ashley Gates Jansen, live from Paris! Ashley shares her thoughts on the theater, mental illness, recovery, and mysticism. Where do people go to tell the truth? How does one have a mystical experience? What was Nick's finest moment as a theater major? Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663 www.dirty30something.comTweet at us: @Dirty30Somethng @likethchampagne @nickdotheeListen on iTunes Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel; Produced and Engineered by Marissa Korbel; Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers.

In this week's show, the cohosts discover that childbirth and ADD have a lot in common! Doula? Midwife? When do you call who? Marissa explains it all, while Nick goes deep on ADD. Plus, GIFS, cosplay, and what Ziggy is too old for . . . Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663 Tweet at us: @Dirty30Somethng @likethchampagne @nickdothee http://dirty30something.com dirty30-something.tumblr.com   Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel; Produced and Engineered by Marissa Korbel; Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers.

Marissa is looking pregnant, which is good because she is. Nick is still binge watching TV. This week, the topic gets serious when the cohosts discuss the Isla Vista shooter, misogyny, feminism, and how to be a human being. Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663 Tweet at us: @Dirty30Somethng @likethchampagne @nickdothee http://dirty30something.com dirty30-something.tumblr.com Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel; Produced and Engineered by Marissa Korbel; Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers.

Drinking too much? Getting 86'd from bars? Snapchatting? Instagram feed monopolies? The cohosts talk about the things that work, and don't work, after you're 30. Pregnant Marissa drives to Portland for a baby shower, and Nick gets his first personal essay published online. Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663 Tweet at us: @Dirty30Somethng @likethchampagne @nickdothee http://dirty30something.com dirty30-something.tumblr.com   Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel; Produced and Engineered by Marissa Korbel; Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers.

If you're a 20-something dirty, this one's for you. Marissa and Nick give their thoughts on what you should do, career and relationshipwise, in your 20's. Whether you want to take advice from two 30-something adults (on paper) who don't have it all figured out yet is up to you. Pregnant Marissa is starting to look pregnant, while Nick is back on his meds, and refusing the Steps. Plus, sleep wrinkles, new email addresses, and a review of the Oprah Chai. Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663 Tweet at us: @Dirty30Somethng @likethchampagne @nickdothee http://dirty30something.com dirty30-something.tumblr.com   Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel; Produced and Engineered by Marissa Korbel; Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers.

Nick and Marissa discuss the advice of a "life enthusiast" specifically geared toward people in their 30's. After being advised to fix their credit, their health, and their friends, will the cohosts then have a panic attack? Plus, the return of Something Clever thanks to our friend in Santa Cruz. Please call or text your comments, or share your “I’m too old for this” and “I’m too young for this” moments to 415-379-0663 Tweet at us: @Dirty30Somethng @likethchampagne @nickdothee http://dirty30something.com dirty30-something.tumblr.com   Credits: Hosted by Nick Dothée and Marissa Korbel; Produced and Engineered by Marissa Korbel; Graphic Design by Matthew Korbel-Bowers.