DISTRACTED AND AGGRESSIVE

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Angelique and Sally are actresses, new mothers, and goofballs. Always opinionated, fuzzy on facts, they are simultaneously distracted and aggressive. This is their podcast to air grievances about seemingly harmless things, express their undying love for each other, and laugh at the ridiculous and re…

Angelique Cabral and Sally Pressman


    • May 24, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 26m AVG DURATION
    • 17 EPISODES


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    Sesame Latte, Dog Boners, the Usual...

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2019 37:30


    Realllly hit a stride this week -- We set out to record an ep about Mother's Day that included interviews with our moms BUT WE NEVER GOT THERE... because we are, categorically, distracted and aggressive. So instead today's topics include: Web MD, dog boners, husbands who are good at Insta (not OUR husbands), zombie almond milk, things not to say on a 1st date, flat warts, Siri, David's stupid clothes, 6th grade sports bras, activated charcoal, and Elmo.

    BONUS EP: Farts. (and other important)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2019 9:07


    A quick hit on some important topics. Namely: farts on planes and self-imposed social media time restrictions

    My Sports Bra Had 16 Tags In It

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2019 22:27


    A mom’s trash is a kid’s art… if your kid is a hoarder, Ang just can’t help being so… sexy?, #tagsinclothes, #Anghatestagsinclothes, #Enoughtotalkaboutitforalmostawholeepisode

    Origin Story

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2019 31:16


    How did Sally and Angelique become friends? It's in today's episode... ALSO in today's ep: David brought GREAT snacks for once, Ang is legally blind, Sally has a fear of creepy dolls, and Voodoo is alive and well.  

    Wanna... "Pull My Vape?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2019 35:43


    Back in the swing of things, Ang and Sally go deep on casual weed usage, bird alarm clocks, parenting class judgments, being jealous of bilingual babies, and the pitfalls of social media. 

    WE'RE BACK!!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2019 31:19


    It's been awhile and so much and also nothing has changed - Sally had a baby, Angelique's baby is ready to potty train, David is still trying to get the microphones set up correctly. After berating David for letting the podcast wane away, Sally and Ang jump into the deep end of Pellegrino vs LaCroix, Ang's cartoon shark bedroom eyes, and wiping kids' butts. Welcome back.

    Sarah Shahi Slays Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2018 37:17


    Our favorite guest that we have EVER HAD on the show! Nevermind that she's our first, Sarah comes on and brings truth, zest, laughter, and (even though it's a podcast) some real hot leather short shorts. Topics include: kids, sometimes not liking your kids, working with your spouse, a shocking revelation about Angelique's SAT score, Sally's berating of Sarah for wearing said leather short shorts, buying your first bra, and Robert Altman.

    Well, Clearly

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2018 26:27


    I LOVE BEING WRONG, said no one ever. Also, dealing with clutter, dentists, laundry, packing, and people who own Droids. (Producer's note: Droid phones are great); (Sally and Angelique's note: No they're not)  

    David Constantly Adjusts the Mics

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2018 22:08


    C Sections, Strawberries, Chiggers. Also, David adjusts the microphones pretty much the entire show.

    THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2018 28:57


    Text etiquette, future plans are made for flaking, signs Sally wants you to leave her house, the romance of messiness, raising a good kid in a buy-everything world, and... diarrhea. Oh, also Angelique doesn’t know her dog's bday.

    Passive Aggressive LOL

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2018 24:31


    Boobs out, post-preg clothing woes, Vegas residencies, "oh my God" vs "oh my gosh" vs "oh my gahhh", and a deep dive into the shallow end of #abbreviations, oh and JASON (Ang's husband) accidentally calls in!

    A Real Weird PSA

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2018 23:00


    Ang dated a Mormon hemophiliac boogey border, Sally’s college boyfriend puked on her so she stole his shirt. Also: was I cool in college? no? are kids exhausting? yeah? Do scientists have more interesting social media feeds? probably.

    Does It Feel Like Pee in Here?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2018 18:11


    Topics: Bathroom Talk, whole lotta bathroom talk, starting with toddler jacuzzi pee, ending with couples poop-etiquette. Also, when is food too bad to eat? Kimchi on airplanes, spouses who hoard, and of course, snacks.

    More Agg than Dist Today

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2018 26:16


    Topics: vag lifts, too much insta too little time, Damian Lewis breathes loudly, love/hate for Lumosity, don't F with pregnant ladies, fishing for sponsors, word games, buying rope... returning rope

    Raisins are Barbaric

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2018 23:01


    Note: recorded when Ang was still pregnant Topics: Lot to say about dried fruit, hiding garbage from your spouse, exploiting amnesia, possible sponsors, more about dried fruit, gefilte fish, goat cheese, gorilla regurgitation and stalking Alicia Silverstone

    Scary Looking Crickets

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2018 24:52


    Now we're cooking. Topics: Problems with Motorcycles, Cuban Baby Cologne, Spider bites, “Pincer” or “Pincher”, Scary Looking Crickets, and maybe a little farting.

    What's the Name of This Podcast?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2018 28:22


    Angelique and Sally (with the help of producer/Sally's husband David) stumble headfirst into their first episode. Topics: what should this podcast be called, the importance of snacks, Angelique's need for wet feet, hornets vs bees, snacks.

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