Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches

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A parody of the Harry Potter universe, in which good characters are evil, simple plots are complicated, and the many holes in the original author's world are plugged so hard that they open up whole new interesting holes to explore.

LeadVonE


    • Dec 1, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 57m AVG DURATION
    • 26 EPISODES


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    DP&SW 026 — Necromancy for Fun and Fun – Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2019 67:59


    Alexandra Black continues her quest to become Magical Britain's first and only pre-teen necromancer. You'd think Sirius would be more perceptive about this, wouldn't you? Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author's Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

    DP&SW 025 — Necromancy for Fun and Fun – Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2019 73:08


    “It's not a phase, Dad! It's a pact with dark forces mankind was not meant to meddle with!” Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author's Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

    DP&SW 024 — Ginny Training in Dreamland

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2019 110:31


    “Come with me if you want to live.” What do you do when an over-powered bad-ass from the future turns up at your door with destiny and fate at his side? Well, if you're Ginny, you start training like the devil. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author's Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by […]

    DP&SW 023 — Manor Beginnings and The Winter Festival

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2019 88:15


    Ever wonder what wizards actually do when they're not in school? I mean, there has to be some time when they just have fun with all those cool magic tricks they learn, right? Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author's Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

    DP&SW 022 — Muggleborns, Ghosts, and Musical Chairs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2019 89:01


    An old friend returns, Hermione jumps in to save the day, and the order of things has changed in the snake pit. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author's Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

    DP&SW 021 — The Duelling Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2018 90:28


    Harry has been laying low for quite long enough. It's high time to strike some awe into those fools… Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author's Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

    DP&SW 020 — Double Double Troll and Trouble

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2018 66:43


    It's Halloween — there's a troll in the castle — and it's going to need a hell of a lot more than a swish and flick to put down. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author's Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

    DP&SW 019 — The Chamber's Pipe Network

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2018 63:33


    Harry and Co begin their investigations into what's guarding the ultimate prize down the third floor corridor. But what ultimate challenge did the muggle studies professor dream up? Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author's Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

    DP&SW 018 — Slytherin's Outcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2018 86:45


    But what about Harry?! What about Harry indeed. Rest assured, our favourite sociopathic time traveller has not been idle. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author's Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

    DP&SW 017 — A Very Slytherin Muggleborn – Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2018 72:31


    Things come to ahead for our intrepid band of amoral magical schoolgirls. They didn't count on the potions master. You should always count on the potions master. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

    DP&SW 016 — A Very Slytherin Muggleborn – Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2018 80:03


    The first year starts, and our heroes are hiding from each other, pretending not to know each other's problematic secrets. Of course, in Slytherin House, Hermione is hiding perhaps the most problematic secret of all. She's a muggleborn. It's not her fault everyone assumes otherwise. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration […]

    DP&SW 015 — BOOK TWO: The Foundations of Power

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2018 84:29


    The start of first year. Have you ever wondered what kindergarten politics would look like if children were given super mind magics, then pumped full of enough victorian etiquette to fill a royal garden party? No? Shocking. Well, if for some reason you were, it might possibly look something like this. Chapter 15's official name […]

    DP&SW 014 — BONUS – Alexandra's Birthday Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2018 58:41


    Alexandra has a birthday party. Luna's there. So's John Potter. There's cake. Also Pudding. Luna likes pudding. The first full episode with the author's narration. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

    DP&SW 013 — BONUS – Hermione Goes Shopping

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2018 50:21


    Hermione goes shopping in Diagon Alley to get ready for Hogwarts. Of course, this being DP&SW, that's not all she's doing there… The first full episode with the author's narration. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico

    DP&SW 012 — Straight From the Graveyard – Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2018 48:03


    John Potter investigates what's wrong with the timeline. This is the first episode which starts the switch from Soren's narration to the author's. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs/LeadVonE Cover Illustration by Lunatico

    DP&SW 011 — Straight From the Graveyard – Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2018 36:44


    John Potter arrives back in time, ready to face his destiny. But something isn't quite right. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Illustration by Lunatico

    DP&SW 010 — The Book of Names – Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2018 32:47


    Harry sneaks into Hogwarts to trick the book of names. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Illustration by Lunatico

    DP&SW 009 — The Book of Names – Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2018 40:19


    A loose end turns up that needs to be tied. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Illustration by Lunatico

    DP&SW 008 — Umm. I'm the Champion of Fate and Death?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2018 33:47


    Luna Lovegood is confusing and Alexandra Black is indomitable. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Illustration by Lunatico

    DP&SW 007 — Hey, Grab a Drink, I'm the Boy Who Lived

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2018 41:44


    Harry engages in some questionable tactics to talk to Ginny. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Illustration by Lunatico

    DP&SW 006 — Good Morning Students, I'm Harry Potter

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2018 30:23


    Harry plays Mr Miyagi to Hermione. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Art by Lunatico

    DP&SW 005 — Greetings, I am Lord Slytherin – Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2018 37:16


    Harry learns that occasionally plans need to be altered to avoid being a horrible person. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Art by Lunatico

    DP&SW 004 — Greetings, I am Lord Slytherin – Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2018 31:27


    Harry reaches out to his first potential ally in Magical Britain. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Art by Lunatico

    DP&SW 003 — Flying Under the Radar: Gold

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2018 23:50


    Flush with success from his previous project, Harry starts working on filling up his vaults. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Art by Lunatico

    DP&SW 002 — Flying Under the Radar: Wand

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2018 34:16


    Harry sets about getting the first part of his master plan… a wand. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Art by Lunatico

    DP&SW 001 — Through the Veil

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2018 25:29


    Harry is ripped from his dementor-filled existence in Azkaban prison, and brought before two powerful beings who have a rather interesting proposal. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Art by Lunatico

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