Joe Harris walks you through the wildly unique and fast-paced format of Guillotine Fantasy Football. With new guests every week and easily digestible information, this is your one-stop spot for everything you need to dominate your guillotine league!
Can you feel it? A certain nip in the air? Oh yes, it's hit that part of the year. It's cuffing season. Backup runningback primer for any of you wasting roster spots on meh players, plus interviews of the fallen. Get it all here! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
Is your team ass? Mega ass? Good? Super Good? Mid? Here's how to convert any team build into a Guillotine win, plus the Week 12 Start and Sit! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
In this extra special Thanksgiving episode, we talk about Guillotine Cornerstone Pieces and Thanksgiving Starts and Sits! Note: This episode was originally published on Wednesday but there were some issues on the back end --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
I got last:( --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
With 4 powerhouse teams on a bye, who can you trust to get you through this week? Find out in our Start and Sit episode where we talk about at least one player from every team, and continue our tradition of relentlessly making fun of the Giants! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
We talk all the usual adds, drops, buys, sells, and of course- interview the fallen soldiers of our Don't Get Last Guillotine leagues. Tune in to hear from myself, Jack Shimanek, and Dave Nieters! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
Never in my years of fantasy football have I encountered something so vile. This is the first episode under our new moniker so give it a listen! I promise it won't disappoint! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
I give at least one start and one sit for each team this week and whether or not these players can be trusted in guillotine formats. Tune in to hear me make fun of the Giants, Commanders, and of course the Raiders as we prepare for week 9! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
In our thirtieth episode, we talk about the players you should be targeting on your waiver wire or off of other managers' teams! Plus stay tuned until the end to hear from 3 gentlemen whose seasons came to a close. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
You know the drill. Getting this one out a little earlier, hope y'all appreciate! We'll break down at least one player from every team in the NFL and rate how likely we are to start or sit them in their week 8 matchup. Good luck this week, and remember: Don't Get Last! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
A mashup of an episode! Not only do I sit down with a couple of people who got CHOPPED, we talk buys, sells, adds, drops, and everything in between. Listen for advice, stories of woe, and of course to not get last in your league! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
Bye weeks got you down? What about running back injuries? Backup quarterbacks maybe? Fear not, the CHOPPED Guillotine Podcast has you covered, we'll talk starts and sits for each team this week and make sure that you don't get last! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
You know the drill by now. Only 2 guests this time- I promise we will get back up to three in very short order. Thank you for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
The landscape of your Guillotine Fantasy league is changing, and your strategies need to change along with it! Listen in to hear all about the hottest waiver adds and the best trade advice in Guillotine Fantasy Football! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
You know the drill by now! We're examining one player on each team who you may be on the fence about in your guillotine league. Tune in to make sure you're up-to-date on all the important injuries and matchups! And remember, don't get last! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
I had the pleasure of interviewing two of my good friends who caught a streak of bad luck. Listen in to hear the tragic stories of love and loss and learn from their mistakes! Also keep listening for a few important updates at the end of our show! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
Guillotine week 5 had several WILD turns of events, don't miss out on what all of those mean. I dive into the good, the bad, the ugly, and the Giants (gross) of what went down and how you can use that going forward to NOT GET LAST! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
You already know wtf is going on --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
Not only do I sit down with 2 gentlemen who got CHOPPED, I also go over all the Buys, the Sells, the Drops, and the Adds of Guillotine week 5! Listen in to hear where these men went wrong and where you can go right! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
I rant about the Broncos-Bears game in a way that may entertain you. And I also break down the starts and sits from each game on a scale of 1-10 and why you should feel good or bad starting them! Please check out our sponsor, the Share Button! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
I sat down with another 3 unfortunate gentlemen whose performances in Guillotine Week 3 were sub-par to put it kindly. Listen to hear the harrowing tales of those we lost; hopefully, you can avoid making the same mistakes they did! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
We recap the most exciting week of the NFL season so far and dive into which players you need to add to your Guillotine Fantasy Football roster RIGHT NOW! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
I go over the players that people aren't talking enough about in start/sit episodes because you're playing in a league with 16 teams still alive! I also briefly make fun of the New York Giants (as is becoming a tradition). Please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
I sit down for 3 more interviews of 3 more very unfortunate gentlemen who were chopped from our leagues. Hear the harrowing tales of men once brave and proud, rendered asunder by the wrath of the fantasy football gods and their mighty guillotine! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
I make a triumphant return to the most successful series on the show: Waiver Pickups, Budgets, and Trades! We talk about players who may be available in your still-deep leagues as they start to transition to a more normal-looking format. If you're still alive in your league, its a must listen! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
After an electric day of college football, my hungover ass sits down to record a podcast. I cover at least one player from every game that you may have questions about and make fun of the Las Vegas Raiders (such is law). Please leave a review for us on Apple Podcasts, it lets me know what I'm doing well and what I need to work on! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
After an exciting week 1, I sat down with an illustriously unlucky trio of men who simply were not cut out for the Guillotine life. Listen as they explain their woes, their misfortune, and their absolutely terrible draft decisions so that you may avoid suffering the same fate! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
You should listen to this episode for the epic signoff alone. In this episode, I break down trade targets, waiver targets, and how you should be parceling out your budget to make sure you survive week 2 of your guillotine fantasy football league! Stay tuned for my next episode where I'll be sitting down with a few men who had some very unfortunate circumstances end their seasons before they truly began. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
In another solo episode, I give start and sit picks for the first and most crucial week of your guillotine season! On top of important and exciting news, I'll tell you the stars you should sit, and the scrubs you should start. It's a bizarre week 1 this year- don't be caught off guard! Listen to our Start Sit episode and avoid getting Chopped! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
In our most content-rich episode yet, I sit down with not one, but two fantasy football "experts", Jack Shimaneck and Drew Walls. We look at the change in their drafts between last year and this year- and analyze where they have improved. We also round out the episode by getting Sleeper, Breakout, and Bust picks for guillotine and make fun of the New York Giants relentlessly! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
I recently completed my first Guillotine draft of the season and I'm coming to you with a special, unplanned episode covering what went right, what went wrong, and what we can learn from that draft. This episode was sponsored by Lukas Parrish for making my new intro music! Edit: I definitely said Memorial Day and not Labor Day, that's my bad I was recording way late at night. I promise everything else I say is straight facts. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
I'm back with the second and final installment of my 'Guillotine Draft Guide' where we dive into the players you're looking at adding to your team round by round. Players' values differ significantly in Guillotine compared to redraft- and this episode will help you understand who you should target and who you should let your friends make the mistake of drafting! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
In Episode 6: Guillotine Draft Guide Part 1- Strategies, Tactics, and Tips, I start our Draft Guide Series by examining and giving commentary on different Guillotine draft strategies, as well as provide tips and tricks that can help you navigate your draft and crush your friends in the early going of a Guillotine Fantasy Football season. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
Today I am joined by my first guest who works for a professional sports organization- Grant Himmelmann! Grant and I talk through common guillotine draft missteps (that one of us made). We also discuss the upcoming draft, and who we think should go at the 1.01! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
I'm joined by crossbow expert Travis Jones as we break down how players are valued differently in a Guillotine league. We first analyze positional value, then get into players who are more valuable in a guillotine league, and those who are less valuable. Travis disagrees with me and is wrong. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
Join me and Alex Boren, the Spirit of Saint Patrick himself, as we examine the successes and failures of guillotine roster management. We discuss future rules, the Trade of the Century, and what we want to see from the next league year. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
I sit down with Disputed Guillotine League Champion Jack McGrath as we discuss the experience of surviving a full 18 weeks in a cutthroat guillotine league and how we managed to do so. Stay tuned until the end for a special message from Jack to all my listeners! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
Our opening episode is graced with the sultry voice of Travis Jones. Travis helps me break down what a guillotine fantasy football league is and together we give an overview of what you can expect from a season of guillotine fantasy football. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joe-harris2/message
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