Fix Your F*@#ing Face

What movies do you give two thumbs up that most wouldn't? We dive into the movies we can rewatch over and over and quote repeatedly that others may find stupid. We decided to see what rotten tomatoes rated our movies and bring in some pretty harsh critiques (they are hysterical so you won't want to miss that). These shaped who we are and why we are such idiots and best friends of course. Hopefully you have seen them all but if you haven't you better make some time to watch, we promise it will be worth it (well maybe not). So sit back grab your beverage of choice and in the words of NFL Hall of Famer Terrell Owens...get your popcorn ready. Enjoy everyone!

Fantasy football already? Well yes, we are dumb enough to play in a dynasty league (it is a 24/7 process) and it consumes our life. In this episode we discuss what dynasty means, why it is insane, and the idiots that play it. We were lucky enough to interview one of our league mates and the craziest fantasy footballer we know, Mr. Jimm Day. Jimm breaks down how long he has done fantasy, why it is so fun, and why he hates people who do not pay attention to it. We even get asked questions from Jimm and he throws a rap down for his love/hate relationship with a fellow league member (not going to want to miss that). So crack a cold one, sip some wine, or hit a few jello shots in honor of our guest because this episode is totally worth it! Enjoy!

Buckle up because we decided to take a trip to Portland, OR and do some damage (to our liver, lives, the city, or just all the above). We are coming at you with clips from all the breweries we went to (some we remember and some we don't). We try to recap for you what is happening and some of the awesome food spots we hit up and you should too. Portland was awesome and even though we lost some years off of our lives it was worth it. So enjoy the content and oh there was a celebrity sighting you do not want to miss. So sit back, grab your favorite beverage, and enjoy listening to our drunk progression! Bless your soul!

We are bringing it back to the original tech/social media we grew up with. Come laugh with us as we break down AIM, MySpace, the illegal downloading music apps, and you've got mail (why mom). We have some stories you won't want to miss and a few shout outs. Plus we always have our beer of the day and we tease our next episode (hint it's beer related). So sit back crack a Zima and reminisce like its 1999!

What did we just watch? Well we decided to dive into another uneventful and boring Tom Brady super bowl win. We analyze the game and discuss what a fitting end to a terrible COVID NFL season it was. Get ready to hear about how we got sick at halftime (thanks The Weeknd), the super bowl commercials (weak this year but Michael B. Jordan as Alexa ruled), and our gambling problem (dumb ass Chiefs). Of course our beer of the day never disappoints and we are sad to see the NFL season end even if the game sucked. So sit back, relax, crack open a beer or wine cooler and enjoy. Cheers!

We get serious about food, food shows, and why we love it in general. Sean clearly needs some cooking lessons and Mark gives it to him. We discuss the fancy cooking equipment Sean buys, but some old nostalgic equipment pops up as well. Our favorite cooking/food shows are discussed from Chopped to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. Gordon Ramsay makes an appearance to roast some people so don't miss that. We reminisce about our famous Boston Clam Chowder and Beer tour that did not go how Mark had planned. We finish with our Untappd year in review and let's just say we both may need AA in the near future. So sit back, relax, pop a beverage of your choosing and give our food episode a listen!

Seany comes to visit and the golden beer fridge takes a hit. We drink far more beer than a normal human should and it is obvious as the episode gets rolling. We chose our favorite beers of the weekend (out of 50ish) and discuss the madness that is our alcoholism. We hope that you will crack a beer and give it a listen because you won't be disappointed. Join the beer train to drunkenness and enjoy the ride!

It has been way way too long and we are sorry. However, Seany came all the way too CO to see Mark and they get a little crazy during the Fandom episode. We dive into what makes a true sports fan and what doesn't. You also get to experience Mark and his intense fandom as the 49er's and Braves are both on. This is an episode you can't miss and one that will question your passion for sports. So sit back and enjoy this much overdue episode!

We are back and we missed you! Our international flair is increasing with new listeners from Switzerland, Australia, and Canada (thanks Pat). This episode we talk about Mark's mom's crazy July 4th story, Seany's bday, COVID updates, and Mark's back to school insanity. We also have a little fun with phonetics and it is not something you want to miss because we are both such idiots. So hopefully you laugh a little and love the episode and don't forget the beer of the day! As always give it a listen and we hope you enjoy from the U.S. to Australia! Cheers

It's summertime baby! We dive into our love of summer, Sean's manscaping, the hot dog eating contest, and the #1 summer songs from the 90's, 2000's, and 2010's. So sing along and be ready to create your new playlist of all of your old summertime jams. Oh and don't forget the beer of the day. Summertime and the living's easy!

It's nostalgia time! We thought it was time to reminisce about all the amazing shit that occurred in the 90's since we were just hitting our stride as teenagers. Hopefully this makes some of you feel like you're back in the greatest era ever. Plus you can't miss Saved by the Bell trivia with Mark the idiot savant. Cheers and enjoy!

It's been a while but we decided to have our first interview. Mark's best friend/best man Pat decided to join Sean in roasting Mark. You aren't going to want to miss these stories that ruin Mark or so they think because he doesn't really care. We also give the class of 2020 some words of wisdom to use in their future but it's mostly how not to be like us. As always cheers and enjoy the show!

Sports are back! The NFL draft gave us something to enjoy for a few days but the corona virus is still making us crazy. Mark almost dies and Sean can't read but that is just a normal day. Sit back grab a beer and enjoy episode 5 of Fix Your Fucking Face!

Sean and Mark wish you all a happy Corona Easter with our new intro song, the issue with haircuts during the quarantine, a Tiger King analysis (after Mark finally watched it), a new Joe Exotic hit song made by Sean (you don't want to miss that), our top 5 movies containing rednecks and/or tigers, and of course our beer of the week. Sit back have a beverage and enjoy the show because it is a good one!

Sean and Mark discuss what's keeping us busy (puzzles and the Sopranos), NCAA tournament simulations (nerds), our guilty music pleasures that led us to our top 5 female vocalists argument, our new segment “I'm an Idiot”, and of course our beer of the day. Come join us for the ride and we hope to hear about your top 5 female vocalists or not because we really don't give a shit.

We explain our podcast title and our backstory, but who really cares. We dive into some more Coronavirus mayhem including Sean's rap you won't want to miss and Mark's life in Groundhog Day hell. We share our beers of the day with an ode to the legend Mr. Kenny Rogers (RIP).

We dive into the misery that is being quarantined, why Sean may have the Coronavirus, Homeschooling, NFL Free Agency/Why Tom Brady sucks, March Sadness, and our beer of the week!