F.U. I’m Right

It’s been a while, and it’s largely Boris’s fault. But he is very sorry, and it will not happen again.  Also, a failed expressions corner.

The fellas discuss pastries, beating up your own father, whether bulldogs have anything to do with bulls, toupees, and buttwiping. Also, Skillman is right…..

In this podcast, the guys tackle revealing clothing, what it means to fly by the seat of one’s pants, and why it’s never cool to spoil the ending to the Usual Suspects.

The guys spill drinks, break glasses and discuss myriad topics such as christmas cards, the proper use of the word “lady,” whether people are the best or the worst, and if nuts can be characterized as a dessert.  Continue listening after the outro to hear a failed (and poorly edited) beer tasting challenge to follow … Continue reading #20: You Are Highness

The guys discuss whether you can tell someone’s race by their voice, judging friends email links and hogwash. Then another great conversation about toilet etiquette.

In this shaky episode full of shameful admissions, the guys admit to some minor pedophilia, discuss the nearly twenty- year old movie the Truman Show, and spoil M. Knight Shamylan movies.  Also, Greg and David’s improv attempts catastrophically and cringe-inducing fail, and Greg makes “the best argument Boris has ever heard.”

In this episode, the guys decide between killing their childhood dog and breaking up with their cohabitant (watch out Rover!), and display an alarming lack of knowledge concerning the Dalai Lama and Hari Krishna. In a moment of candor, Greg concedes David’s physical attractiveness. Also, hang on after the outro to hear more uninformed discussion … Continue reading #17: Does the Dalai Lama Bang?

This episode — in a surprise to no one — prominently features bathroom behavior.  The guys also guys discuss nickels, dimes, gift-horses and mole volcanoes; find out what “The Price is Right” and toilet paper have in common; and Boris takes a controversial stance at the end of the episode. Also, theme music.

The guys discuss important topics like Boris’s tiered ranking of whiteout, making eye contact with fellow joggers, tedious dice rituals, and Greg’s most confounding expression to date.

The guys discuss “other interests” in resumes, Boris confesses to stealing a bowling pin, David has a shameful admission about his competition in the cardboard boat,-building competition, and Greg talks about two expressions he  doesn’t understand.  Also, there’s a question about plants that the guys ignore entirely to discuss names instead.

The guys discuss lonely socks, society’s addiction to denim, electro-magnetized shirts and complex race relations.  Also, Greg is rattled by an encounter on the subway, and David tells a completely unintelligible story about tipping.

In this episode, the guys discuss memory lapses, Boris’s deal-breakers, simple sexual courtesies, and whether going to hell is better or worse if you’re in a handbasket.

In what’s likely the shakiest episode to date, Greg battles technical difficulties, and the boys discuss the definition of “breakfast,” whether flossing is overrated, peeing in your own shower, and hitler mustaches.

The boys discuss the merits of bud light limes, last appetizer etiquette, Korean Jesus, the details of pornographic cinematography, and areola thresholds. Also, Greg remains undefeated at David’s increasingly unfunny section: Duck, Duck, News!  Also, Kate.

The guys discuss cutting age issues such as the days of the week; how exceptions could possibly prove rules; adults wearing jerseys; feral humans; and ManPads (TM).  Also, David’s second attempt at a news section goes terribly wrong.

The group talks bathroom etiquette….again; we debate whether it’s worse to get stuck on an elevator or a ski lift; the practicalities of polyamory; and David debuts a new segment called Duck Duck News with moderate success.

Greg tells us about some of his dating experiences and qualms. Then we discuss the age-old question of whether it’s acceptable for dudes to take baths. Finally, we argue about different way to split dinner bills with jerky friends.

We debate whether it’s appropriate to bump other cars when parking. Then we have a really philosophical discussion about relative house size.  Finally, Greg introduces a new segment.

Greg tells a personal story about the effects of getting punched in the head repeatedly, and we all talk about getting locked out. Then we debate whether a hotdog is a sandwich… one of the most meaningful conversations of all time. Finally, we explain the finer points of a nutrition, calorie counting and fat people.

We discuss eBay, cereal and pushing people into pools. Then we’ll explain the costs and benefits of menthol shampoo and whether pasta salad is ‘technically’ salad. Finally, we discuss whether tattoos look better on white people or black people.