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The Break Room (THURSDAY 7/16/26) 9am Hour 1) If getting help for this problem means sharing your story with the world, is it worth putting yourself out there? 2) Best dog in town

On today's show, we get to another edition of Who's the A$$hole, our pets causing thousands of dollars in damage, Casey tells us about another amazing fast food item with Fast Food Frenzy, and more!

Send us Fan MailEpisode: Dateline: Recipe For MurderDid you watch Miami Vice in the 80's? Well, then you are in for a surprise with this episode.  Florida Man, Glenn Sandler, wants his wife (Betty) killed- who doesn't?  He hires Fred. Things don't go to plan. Support the showCheck out our website: https://www.buzzsprout.com/837988Linktree: https://linktr.ee/itsalwaysthehusbandpodcastLike our Facebook page and join our group!!Instagram: @itsalwaysthehusbandpodcastTwitter: @alwaysthehubsEtsy Shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ItsAlwaysTheHusband?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=776055218Theme song by Jamie "I'm Gonna Kill You, Bitch" Nelson

These are 5 of the top headlines in military news. NOTE: All persons are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.  Today I cover these 5 headlines:  -4 aviators survive Air Show Crash at Mountain Home AFB, Idaho -Justice for Caelick Bradley - 2 Suspects arrested near JBLM -Justice for Ivy Unruh - Joshua Orlando plead guilty -Justice for Samantha and Lance Baker - shot by eldest son -Justice for Julian Guzman - Accused Gonzalo Leon Jr. pending trial ⸻ Check out today's sponsor! Skylight: Visit myskylight.com/MMP and get $30 Off a 15 inch Calendar! ⸻

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Sat down and chatted with Ding Dongs and talk him starting out in Deep South Wrestling, training under the Assassin Jody Hamilton, how him and Richard Sartain came together as the Rock n Roll Rebels, going to WCW, what he though when the Ding Dongs was presented to him, plus Terry Funk, Muta, Bill Irwin and so much more!

     This week- two movies about women being stigmatized, in very different ways, by societal views.     Ben's life is going pretty well. He has a great girlfriend who is ready to throw her life plans away to stay by his side, he is the star of his high school swim team, recruiters are fighting over a chance to see his freestyle, and everyone has totally forgotten that not long ago he was a drug dealing sociopath. When he almost runs over new transfer student Madison everything begins to spin out of control. Turns out, she is a massive- Swimfan.     While supervising a documentary interview with his father, a celebrated blind artisanal seal maker, Dong-hwan learns the remains of his mother were found at a construction site. After a strange confrontation at the funeral, and with the help of the documentary producer Su-jin, Dong-hwan decides to learn the truth of what happened to his mother four decades ago. Yeon Sang-ho writes and directs a mystery based on his own graphic novel- The Ugly [얼굴, literally Face].     All that plus Dave mixes concrete, Tyler get bullied, Kevin attempts to project across the digital void and Craig wonders about the Michael Douglas of it all. Join us, won't you?   Episode 747: Pools of Attraction

Richie Steadman hosts with Ethan today while Alex is on vacation. Val Cameron from the KSL Movie Show kicks off the hour with Movies that Stink. Then in the Three Things — a wildfire forces evacuations in American Fork Canyon, construction begins on the final World Trade Center tower nearly 25 years after 9/11, and Play-Doh is officially coming for adults. Jet fuel prices have plunged, but Delta says don't expect cheaper flights — we break down why. A 21-year-old West Valley man gets arrested for allegedly slapping a kid playing ding dong ditch (yes, 21). KSL Meteorologist Devan Masciulli joins us in studio to talk triple-digit temps, heat safety, and whether the monsoon season will save us.  Plus, Utah's statewide read-a-thon could mean pajama day at work, BYU is asking fans to cool it on the rivalry with Utah, and Richie makes the case that "Holding Out for a Hero" is the most popular song with Utah roots. We ask AI to weigh in.   KSL Brightside streams live weekdays 12–3 PM. The YouTube-exclusive live stream runs from 12–1 PM, with radio plus YouTube from 1–3 PM.

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Learn dinosaur fun facts you'll never need to know, everything about dongs you didn't want to know, and intern hidden talents you've always wanted to know in today's episode.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the 15th episode of the 2026 season! Sarah Zeiler, MSU Extension Environmental Management Educator, hosts Dr. Younsuk Dong, MSU Irrigation Specialist. Dr. Dong offers timely tips for irrigation scheduling and system uniformity. Also, a weather update from Dr. Jeff Andresen . To learn more and register for the live event, check out the MSUE Virtual Breakfast page.

We all tend to think that ding-dong ditching is a pretty harmless prank, right? Welp... not always. Yikes. Let's talk about that, how much we love Limp Bizkit making a massive comeback, why do women scream over the smallest things while in the passenger seat of a car like the world is ending, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PSTWatch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/7opt-cFL7iUSend in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.comMerch: http://canyoudontpodcast.comMerch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.comFB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcastIG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcastYouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rtOfficial Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.comCustom Music Beds by Zach CohenFan Mail:Can You Don't?PO Box 1062Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816Hugs and tugs.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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A Chinese think tank has released a legal opinion condemning the decision of Japan and the Philippines to initiate maritime delimitation talks related to the waters east of China's Taiwan Island, saying that the move "constitutes an internationally wrongful act" because it bypasses China, which is a direct stakeholder.中国一家智库发布法律意见书，谴责日本与菲律宾就中国台湾岛以东海域启动海域划界谈判的决定，称该举动“构成国际不法行为”，因为此举绕开了作为直接利益相关方的中国。The legal opinion, released by the Beijing-based China Institute for Marine Affairs under the Ministry of Natural Resources, said that Japan and the Philippines announced the talks without consultation with China and in disregard of the region's specific geographical circumstances. The move violates the principles of sovereign equality, good faith, cooperation and self-restraint under international law, it said.这份由自然资源部下属、设于北京的中国海洋发展研究中心发布的法律意见书指出，日菲两国未与中国协商便宣布启动谈判，且无视该区域特殊地理状况。意见书表示，该行为违反国际法项下主权平等、善意、合作与克制原则。English: The Chinese Foreign Ministry had condemned the move shortly after Japan and the Philippines announced the proposed talks on May 28 during Philippine President Ferdinand Marcos Jr's visit to Japan.5月28日菲律宾总统小费迪南德·马科斯访日期间，日菲对外公布拟开展上述谈判，中国外交部随即第一时间对此予以谴责。Ministry spokeswoman Mao Ning said the move severely violates China's maritime rights and interests and the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea, or UNCLOS. She added that China has lodged solemn representations with both countries.外交部发言人毛宁表示，该行为严重侵犯中国海洋权益，违反《联合国海洋法公约》。她补充道，中方已分别向日、菲两国提出严正交涉。Relevant Chinese authorities have voiced firm opposition to the proposed talks, with the China Coast Guard and other maritime bodies conducting patrols in waters east of Taiwan Island in recent days.中国相关部门已明确表态坚决反对此次拟议谈判；近日，中国海警及其他涉海机构持续在台湾岛以东海域开展巡航执法。Addressing a news conference on Thursday, Zhu Fenglian, a spokeswoman for the State Council Taiwan Affairs Office, said the proposed delimitation negotiations are "completely illegal, null and void", adding that patrols by China Coast Guard in relevant waters are a lawful exercise of jurisdiction.国务院台湾事务办公室发言人朱凤莲于周四记者会上表示，这场拟议的划界谈判“完全非法、自始无效”，并指出中国海警在相关海域巡航是依法行使管辖权。The legal opinion said that the proposed delimitation substantially overlaps with the exclusive economic zone and continental shelf to which China is entitled under both domestic and international laws. Even if Japan and the Philippines were to reach a unilateral delimitation agreement, it would have no validity under international law, and would not be binding on any third party, the report added.该法律意见书称，此次日菲拟划定的海域范围，与中国依据国内法和国际法享有权利的专属经济区、大陆架大面积重叠。意见书还指出，即便日菲私下达成单边划界协议，该协议在国际法层面不具备任何效力，对任何第三方均无约束力。Dong Shijie, an associate professor at Xiamen University in Xiamen, Fujian province, said that under UNCLOS — to which China, Japan and the Philippines are all parties — the waters east of Taiwan constitute an area of overlapping maritime entitlements involving the three countries.福建省厦门大学副教授董世杰表示，中、日、菲均为《联合国海洋法公约》缔约国，依据公约规定，台湾以东海域是三方海洋权利主张重叠区域。"In such cases, international law calls for negotiations among relevant coastal states and efforts to make provisional arrangements pending a final agreement," Dong said. "Japan and the Philippines, by bypassing China in an area of tripartite overlapping claims, have acted contrary to UNCLOS provisions, which require maritime delimitation to be achieved by agreement on the basis of equity."董世杰称：“国际法规定，此类情形下，相关沿海国应当开展协商，在达成最终协定前制定临时安排。三方权利主张重叠海域，日菲却刻意绕开中国，此举违背《联合国海洋法公约》条款；公约要求海域划界必须基于公平原则通过协商达成。”Yu Minna, an associate professor at Ocean University of China in Qingdao, Shandong province, said the legal opinion clearly demonstrates that unilateral delimitation would infringe upon China's lawful status and maritime rights in relevant waters.位于山东青岛的中国海洋大学副教授于敏娜表示，这份法律意见书清晰阐明，单边海域划界行为会侵害中国在相关海域的合法地位与海洋权利。"Taiwan and its affiliated islands are an inalienable part of China," Yu said. "The move not only flagrantly infringes upon China's lawful maritime rights and claims, but also seems intended to provoke the Taiwan question and defy the one-China principle."于敏娜表示：“台湾及其附属岛屿是中国不可分割的一部分。日菲此举不仅公然侵犯中国合法海洋权益与权利主张，更意在炒作台湾问题，挑战一个中国原则。”She added that China's countermeasures do not constitute an overreaction or a change to the status quo, but are lawful actions to safeguard the country's rights.她补充，中方采取的反制措施并非反应过度，也没有改变现状，而是维护本国权益的合法举措。Jin Yongming, a professor at Ocean University of China, described the report as "both a warning and a condemnation". He called the decision announced in the Japan-Philippines joint statement to launch maritime boundary delimitation nothing but a political farce. "Any attempt to incorporate the waters east of Taiwan Island into another country's continental shelf claims is simply absurd. It is a political charade with no legal basis and cannot withstand scrutiny under international law," he added.中国海洋大学教授金永明称这份法律意见书既是警示，也是严正谴责。他表示，日菲联合声明中宣布启动海域划界的决定纯粹是一场政治闹剧。他补充道：“任何企图将台湾岛以东海域划入他国大陆架主张范围的行为都十分荒谬，这是一场缺乏法理依据的政治作秀，经不起国际法的推敲审视。”delimitation /dɪˌlɪmɪˈteɪʃn/划界；界限划定inalienable /ɪnˈeɪliənəbl/不可分割的；不可剥夺的flagrantly /ˈfleɪɡrəntli/公然地；明目张胆地farce /fɑːs/闹剧；荒唐可笑的行为charade /ʃəˈrɑːd/装模作样；虚假作秀scrutiny /ˈskruːtəni/仔细审查；严格审视

On today's episode of The Agenda, Matt Heath and Tony Lyall join ACC Head G Lane to discuss the wonderful news that the Super Rugby "Lucky Loser" is dead (00:00)! Next, the fellas get into the FIFA World Cup and whether football is in fact coming home (07:00)... Plus the Black Caps ODI squad for a tour of the West Indies has been named (19:45), and The Human Skewer is heading to Japan (25:20). Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (38:25)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An Oregon card shop has halted its Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments for a week after receiving multiple complaints and bad reviews due to smelly players.Bigfoot isn't real, but one man says bigfoot is a Neanderthal-Human hybrid, and claims to have found remains.Will Ferrell teamed up with Kim Kardashian and her Skims clothing brand. He did an underwear shoot that is also promoting his new show where he's an edgy golfer - Lonnie the Hawk on Netflix. The Mexican ‘batman' vigilante is wanted for chasing down suspected thieves and taping them to lampposts.Will former Laker Lebron James end up in Golden State with the Warriors, or somewhere else?Man with smallest p3nis may end up with an upgrade.

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John has been to a wedding and a stag do, Sam is glad that John made it out. The news story features a man who has amended his home in a unique way. In Pants On Fire guess what strange thing Sam is doing in his sleep, and there is the return of The Burning Question: Worst Advice. A fun filled comedy podcast, introduced by John Maurice and Sam O'Toole. They have been comedians for years, friends for longer, and humans for longer than that. You'd be mad to miss it. Find us on Facebook, Twitter, and wherever you get your podcasts. www.johnandsaminjapan.comFind our Anniversary Special ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, you can even get it for free!Check out Ruben VM's stuff at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@rubenvm⁠

YOUR FAVORITE DUO FROM BROOKLYN IS BACK WITH A ALL NEW EPISODE "DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD" COME JOIN YOUR BOYS @TWOGGZZINAPOD FOR ANOTHER WILD RIDE DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE. ENOY WHILE THEY GIVE THEIR OPINION ON TOPICS LIKE THE DEATH OF MUSIC ICON CLIVE DAVIS, THE EARTH QUAKES AROUNG THE WORLD, JAY-Z AND TARGET COLLAB AND MUCH MUCH MORE. SIT BACK AND ENJOY ANOTHER WILD RIDE WITH YOUR HOST @IRNOGLENN & @DJGOLDFINGERNYC FOR ANOTHER AMAZING AND ENTERTAINING RIDE DOWN THE RABBIT HOLES. LISTEN, LAUGH AND IF YOUR LUCKY YOU JUST MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING. DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD OUT NOW.

The Evils of the industry are really burning Muse's butt. God Bless the dead, but the North remembers that man still had that party when our doll was upstairs not even cold yet. And we know y'all know what we talking about. The cast also is reading Brandy's Phases and we got smoke for anyone that stood in our Vocal Bible's way over the years OK! From controversy over Pharrell at LV to Timbaland never beating the AI allegations, apologies in advance for all the yelling we bout to do. Listen in for the hottest in hot topics and latest in late girls. Music is out, concerts have been gone to, and so much more. Follow us @thepsycepodcast everywhereLIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE and tell a friend to tell a friend

This week Ali & Ever are talking about crushes and past loves. Don't worry it's just a couple hickies on them titties but we have to turn the car around because we forgot our 200 tiny flags to mark out spot on the beach on episode 182 of Y'all Gay!Follow us for more at:Y'all Gay PodcastAli ClaytonEver MainardPatreonSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Episode 3302 of the Vietnam Veteran News Podcast will feature a story about the the Dong Ha Bridge story of incredible bravery by Marine Colonel John Ripley, Jr..The featured story is titled: Exclusive: 54 Years After Dong Ha Bridge, John … Continue reading → The post Episode 3302 – The Dong Ha Bridge Story of Bravery – COL John Ripley, USMC first appeared on Vietnam Veteran News.

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Welcome back to Top Stories. In this episode we're going all the way back over a decade ago to issue 230, and the week commencing Monday 15th of April 2013, where Andy Zaltzman and John Oliver commemorated and berated the death of the Iron Lady, Margaret Thatcher. There you go, what a show it was. Now please help us stay alive by donating at thebuglepodcast.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS WEEK we discuss the awful deal that the US signed with Iran, the shame of seeing the UFC on the White House front lawn, why Jeff Metcalf is a real racist MFer, the Knicks historic NBA victory, plus secret societies involving your favorite stars, a fresh round of movie picks, and much more! Oh my God!

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Comic, musician, and war cleric Tommy Sinbazo joins us to discuss debauchery in the LARP scene, VR comedy, and his band B.U.S.S.I.

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HR4 - Arcand kicks off the final hour of today's show discussing Giannis watch as the Celtics reported pursuit of the former MVP has heated up. In tonight's Arcand Fire: The NFL may be holding their first supplemental draft since 2019, the Bruins are not on Dylan Larkin's preferred destinations list, and could the Giants be looking to move on from Rafael Devers just one year after trading for him? Finally, It's a full four hour show for Christian Arcand on Monday and you know what that means. The dingers, the taters, the bombs, the DONGS, it is time for the Dong Report

HR3 - Arcand kicks off the third hour of tonight's show paying tribute to the late great Eddie Andelman before shifting gears to the Red Sox. as the Sox have won their first series at Fenway since early-April. What is going on with Connelly Early though, as the 24-year-old rookie has become a Dong machine. Has Red Sox ownership already decided to part ways with Craig Breslow? Arcand is joined by reporter Kat Cornetta of the Ipswich Local News in New England Nightly News to discuss the scandal involving the Ipswich High School boys lacrosse team. Finally, the Carolina Hurricanes are Stanley Cup champions

SEGMENT - Arcand switches gears to the Red Sox in hour three of tonight's show as the Sox have won their first series at Fenway since early-April. What is going on with Connelly Early though, as the 24-year-old rookie has become a Dong machine.

SEGMENT - It's a full four hour show for Christian Arcand on Monday and you know what that means. The dingers, the taters, the bombs, the DONGS, it is time for the Dong Report

In this episode, Andrew sits down with Naya to discuss her volleyball journey from a young athlete in Hawai‘i to competing at the Division I level. Naya shares how she first discovered volleyball after trying several sports as a child, the impact of club volleyball and travel tournaments on her development, and how competing alongside and against high-level athletes helped her realize that playing collegiate volleyball was possible. She also reflects on growing up in Hawai‘i's year-round volleyball culture and the lessons learned through training, competition, and pursuing goals at increasingly higher levels.The conversation explores the recruiting process, her commitment to the University of Utah, and the excitement surrounding her high school career as she continued to develop as both an athlete and person. However, her journey was far from straightforward. Naya shares the challenges of sustaining an ACL injury and surgery during her sophomore year of high school, only to later suffer an ACL injury to her opposite knee during her senior season. She discusses the physical, mental, and emotional challenges of rehabilitation, staying connected to her team, communicating with college coaches throughout the recruiting process, and learning to focus on what she could control each day.Throughout the episode, Naya provides an honest look at resilience, patience, and perseverance during some of the most difficult moments of her athletic career. She discusses returning to the court, rebuilding confidence in her body, continuing to pursue her goals, and eventually competing at both the University of Utah and UC San Diego. These experiences not only shaped her as an athlete but also inspired her passion for helping others, ultimately leading her toward a career in physical therapy. Whether you're an athlete, coach, parent, or healthcare professional, this episode offers valuable lessons on overcoming adversity, pursuing long-term goals, and finding growth through life's challenges. Enjoy the episode!

The World Cup is up and running! We were treated to an excellent selection of games over the opening weekend, but was Netherlands 2-2 Japan the pick of the bunch?David Cartlidge and Jonathan Johnson join Dotun to dissect that match. Plus, Germany dominate Curaçao (but not without a brief scare) & Türkiye start their World Cup campaign in the worst possible way with defeat to Australia.Ask us a question on X, Instagram and TikTok, and email us here: otc@footballramble.com.For ad-free shows, head over to our Patreon and subscribe: patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** On The Continent is your definitive podcast for European football. Subscribe for new podcasts every single week and throughout the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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For a second consecutive night, its time to track the big flies in baseball in The Dong Report.

SEGMENT - We have a full MLB slate with 15 games! The dingers, the taters, the long balls, the goners, we have them all in the Dong Report

This episode of Keefer Madness the guys get into the details of a ding dong ditching prank that was taken to another level from the man getting pranked.

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HR4 - The final hour of tonight's show kicks off with more reaction to the news that the Red Sox are demoting Brayan Bello to Triple-A Worcester. Arcand reacts to Kevin Garnett's take on Victor Wembanyama crying after winning the Western Conference, Dylan Larkin requesting a trade from Detroit, and more in the Arcand Fire. A weird noise shaking our entire Brighton studio leads us into an action packed Dong Report

SEGMENT - A weird noise reverberating through our studio leads us into what could have been the final Dong Report ever. Luckily, it was an action packed night of dong filled baseball!

With nine games on the slate, you wouldn't believe how many dongs we count up in The Dong Report!

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Today's episode of The Rizzuto Show somehow begins with everyone realizing a four-day work week may actually save society… and immediately spirals into discussions about bathroom troughs, tiny dong panic, and a Florida cop confidently ticketing a woman for holding her phone in the hand she literally does not have.So yeah. Pretty standard Thursday for your favorite daily comedy show.The crew debates whether Monday or Friday should disappear forever in the glorious future of shorter work weeks, and Lern admits she's somehow become more productive working fewer days. Which feels fake, but apparently science backs it up. Meanwhile, Rizz shares the emotional rollercoaster of his son's surprise birthday party after the poor kid spent all day convinced nobody loved him. Nothing says “family bonding” like emotional manipulation followed by chocolate cake.Then comes the story that absolutely broke the internet: a Florida woman gets pulled over for texting while driving… except the officer claims she was holding the phone in her RIGHT HAND. Tiny issue there: she doesn't have a right hand. The bodycam footage somehow gets even more awkward as the cop doubles down harder than a guy trying to explain crypto at Buffalo Wild Wings. The gang breaks down the absurdity of the situation, internet reactions, and why this may be the greatest accidental self-own in police bodycam history.The show also dives into:Why your car might secretly be your emotional support podSolo road trips vs. chaotic family death marches to vacationWhy men's bathrooms are still operating like medieval punishment chambersAI-generated urinal layouts nobody asked forThe rise of “looksmaxxing” and the terrifying world of modern male body anxietyWhy apparently dudes are hanging grocery bags from their junk nowThe science of tiny confidence vs. giant disappointmentThe return of late-night fast food culture for all you beautiful raccoon peopleBest burgers and brisket spots around St. LouisWhy Thursday might secretly be the best night to eat outAlso: Rafe casually reveals somebody once touched tips in the woods during Little League and honestly the show never emotionally recovers from there.This episode has everything: Florida chaos. Bathroom sociology. Relationship oversharing. Burger recommendations. Dong science. Emotional support vehicles. And enough sarcastic nonsense to legally qualify as group therapy.If you love weird news, hilarious fails, pop culture commentary, and a bunch of friends arguing about things no adult should argue about before sunrise, congratulations — this daily comedy show continues making questionable decisions for your entertainment.Thanks for listening to another episode of The Rizzuto Show — the daily comedy show proudly keeping St. Louis distracted from real responsibilities since forever.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShowHear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The crew debates whether Monday or Friday should disappear forever in the glorious future of shorter work weeks, and Lern admits she's somehow become more productive working fewer days. Which feels fake, but apparently science backs it up. Meanwhile, Rizz shares the emotional rollercoaster of his son's surprise birthday party after the poor kid spent all day convinced nobody loved him. Nothing says “family bonding” like emotional manipulation followed by chocolate cake.Then comes the story that absolutely broke the internet: a Florida woman gets pulled over for texting while driving… except the officer claims she was holding the phone in her RIGHT HAND. Tiny issue there: she doesn't have a right hand. The bodycam footage somehow gets even more awkward as the cop doubles down harder than a guy trying to explain crypto at Buffalo Wild Wings. The gang breaks down the absurdity of the situation, internet reactions, and why this may be the greatest accidental self-own in police bodycam history.Also: Rafe casually reveals somebody once touched tips in the woods during Little League and honestly the show never emotionally recovers from there.This episode has everything:Florida chaos. Bathroom sociology. Relationship oversharing. Burger recommendations. Dong science. Emotional support vehicles. And enough sarcastic nonsense to legally qualify as group therapy.Hell, Michigan is officially for sale. That's right — for the low, low price of $625,000, you too can own seven acres of pure Midwestern chaos complete with a wedding chapel, mini golf, souvenir shop, and an ice cream stand called “The Crematory.” Because apparently somebody looked at a normal small-town business plan and said, “Needs more eternal damnation.”The gang debates whether Hell is secretly a genius investment opportunity, whether Lern should become mayor of Hell, and how long before somebody turns the whole thing into a TikTok influencer commune with haunted goat yoga and craft IPA flights called “Satan's Hazy Delight.”Lern unveils her absolutely unhinged patriotic remix promoting America's 250th birthday celebration featuring CNC Music Factory, Vanilla Ice, Flo Rida, Milli Vanilli, and enough early-90s energy drinks to restart the economy. Honestly, if this lineup doesn't scream “government-funded county fair energy,” nothing does. A Portland mom grabs a stick and chases an intruder out of her house after hearing threats against her family. Naturally, this immediately turns into a debate about whether “crazy meets crazy” is actually a legitimate life strategy… which, according to Lern, it absolutely is. Honestly? She may have a point. Or she may just want an excuse to scream at strangers in Target. Jury's still out.Then the gang discovers the existence of chess boxing — yes, actual boxing mixed with speed chess — proving once again that humans were never meant to have free time. Imagine trying to remember your opening strategy immediately after getting punched in the face by a guy named Vlad who definitely owns fingerless gloves. St. Louis might officially be the perfect city for this nonsense considering we've got boxing history AND the Chess Hall of Fame. We're basically one monocle away from hosting the national championships.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShowHear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.Woman With No Right Hand Was Ticketed for Using Phone with Her Right Hand — Now She's Speaking Out After the Citation Was DismissedThe Big Little Penis PanicI Asked 5 Chefs for the Worst Day To Dine Out—and Now I'll Always Avoid This OneThese St. Louis area Pizza Huts set to bring back 80s/90s retro vibesAdam Sandler has the internet split with 'embarrassing' look at wife's movie premiere‘Meet crazy with crazy': Mom chases home intruder away with stickChess boxing is the hybrid bloodsport taking NYC by storm: ‘Real punches to the face, no gimmicks about it'Florida man sues Carnival Cruise for $5M, claims severe burns from hot deckTSA's 3-1-1 rule explained: What it is & how to stay compliant with itA humanoid robot flew on Southwest Airlines to Dallas. Days later, the airline banned robots from planes.A woman was eating at a restaurant. Then she was killed by an umbrellaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

John Podhoretz, Jonah Goldberg, and Rob Long er, "ricochet" from Trump potentially skipping his son's wedding to the collapse of late-night television, the strange death of black-tie culture, the rise of “Technogerd” pharmaceutical ads, and whether the future belongs to GLP-1 drugs, Episcopalians, or Chinese vertical dramas. Along the way: Jane Fonda at the Chinese Theatre, yacht-rock pedophilia lyrics, the comedy gold of the JPMorgan sex-lawsuit texts, Netflix sitcoms, empty Manhattan churches, Johnny Carson's killer instinct, and the immortal phrase “Fiddla Please.” It's a classic free-association GLoP: equal parts cultural criticism, showbiz war stories, theological detour, and middle-aged panic attack — all powered by Dongfang energy and sustained by propofol-grade banter.