Galaxy News Radio

Life is like a box of chocolates, but this episode of Galaxy News Radio isn't! It's more like a finely fermented wine. Not that fine, we're still talking bottom shelf here - but it costs more than $7, and let's be real, that's honestly an upgrade for you. This week on GNR we discuss Automatron, the newest piece of DLC for Fallout 4! (It's a videogame!) We also unveil the newest addition to the GNR crew, Ryan says weird things, and Kevin has thoughts and feelings of his very own!Download the episode

Jacob's gonna write this week's episode description guys! Here we go:Download the episode

Come one, come - hold on... Ugh......UGGGGGH*indistinct chatter in the distance*I AM FINE. I CAN DO THIS.*pause**muffled, though clearly more cautious indistinct chatter*I can do this and I swear to God if you stand in my way...*brief, reluctant indistinct chatter*Okay! Okay. Sooooo, woo! Daiquiri shots, miscalculation of the greatest kind, am I right? So uh. On this week's episode, wow, who put that table there? Um, this week we get into our thoughts on the upcoming DLC, discuss Curie and her place in the Fallooooo...oof. Lemme go again, Fallout 4, (There. Nailed it!) universe, and Kevin keeps complaining about the Facebook page.Are we good? Is that good? Okay, thank God. Where's a bucket??Download the episode

SALE!- .7% OFF CAMBODIAN VEAL THIGHS- BUY ONE APPLE YOU GET ONE APPLE. YOU CAN GET ANOTHER APPLE IF YOU BUY ANOTHER APPLE BUT NOT FOR FREE.- $5 OFF KEVIN'S PERSISTENT DISCONTENT ABOUT FALLOUT 4- MEMBERSHIP SALE IN THAT WE ARE SELLING A MEMBERSHIP- BULK PURCHASES OF JACOB'S NEAR RAPTUROUS OBSESSION WITH MODS COMES WITH A DISCOUNTED PAIR OF SLIGHTLY WORN WOOL SOCKS- RYAN'S CREEPY COMMENT ABOUT ANNIE IS FREE BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS IT BUT WE CAN'T GET RID OF IT AND ERASE THE PAST SORRY IN ADVANCEDownload the episode

RYAN'S TO DO LIST1) Start to-do list2) Google whether there is actually any corn in a corn muffin.2a) If so, ponder why anyone would want corn in their muffin.2b) If not, carry on.3) Come up with a suitable name for the last main quest episode.4) Finish to-do list.5) Think about how you met a Fallout voice actor this week.6) Keep getting angry that Kevin doesn't appreciate your comedic delivery.7) Be impressed at the size of your own big toe.Download the episode

RANSOM NOTEAS STATED ABOVE, THIS IS A NOTE DECLARING RANSOM. WE HAVE YET TO OBTAIN A SPECIFIC PHYSICAL ITEM OF YOURS TO DEMAND MONEY FOR, BUT IN DUE TIME, WE WILL DETERMINE AN OBJECT OR PERSON OR ANIMAL THAT YOU HAVE A  SUBSTANTIAL EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO AND DEMAND FINANCIAL COMPENSATION FOR ITS SAFE RETURN. THINGS WE HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT RANSOMING:1) THE THIRD PART IN GNR'S DISCUSSION OF THE MAIN QUEST2) RYAN'S SENSE OF HUMOR, THOUGH THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY APPARENT VALUE3) KEVIN'S BATMAN TATTOO. AGAIN, NO APPARENT VALUE. WE ARE GRASPING FOR STRAWS4) JACOB'S...Okay, you know what? Nevermind. This whole thing just isn't going to work out.*calls out to boys*Pack it up boys! This one's got nothing.Download the episode

Ghoul 1: Hey Ghoul 2! You got any idea what this week's Galaxy News Radio episode is about?Ghoul 2: *unintelligible babble*Ghoul 1: Our three sterling hosts delve deeper into the main question, discuss the futility of settlements, and read a two year old email?!? You don't say!Ghoul 2: *unintelligible babble*Ghoul 1: What?!?! Little Jimmy is stuck in a well?? But how'd he get out of his cage in the basement?Ghoul 2: *slightly intelligible babble, but babble nonetheless*Ghoul 1: That little rascal. And to think, we almost ate him along with his parents! Ahh, Those were simpler times. It's a good life Ghoul 2. A damn good life.*Ghoul 2 slips his arm around Ghoul 1 as they fondly reminisce about the past*Download the episode

Why hello there! Welcome to Galaxy News Radio episode 3.01, by far our finest offering yet!* We dig deep, oh so deep, into the opening hours of the game. Did the opening sequence feel evocative? Is the Commonwealth living up to the raw visual impact of the series' last two settings? Did we think Shaun deserved it and are we, frankly, glad to be rid of him? You'll have to listen to find out! Also, Ryan rants about Preston Garvey's severely lacking vocal performance, Jacob shares some thoughts on Brahmin, and Kevin dies!***Claim made in relation to other episodes also titled Galaxy News Radio episode 3.01 - The Introduction, and therefore is not an assessment of its standing alongside any other episode of this or any other podcast.**Kevin does not die.Download the episode

Fallout 4 is upon us! With the release of the game looming a scant two weeks away, Jacob, Kevin and Ryan talk about their hopes and fears for this latest entry in the series. They also have fun and probably go overkill on a few jokes here and there, but it wouldn't be GNR if they didn't. Man. We're glad to be back.Download the episode

The boys are back in town! Which town? The town in your earholes! (Advice: Use Q-tips. It's disgusting in here.) We give a brief overview, for listeners new and old, about what to expect from the season of the podcast. Changes are abound, but it's the same lovable, meandering podcast you grew fond of oh so many years ago.Download the episode

So here we are, back form an unintended hiatus with a weirdly done episode. We discuss what we would like a Fallout MMO to be, how Ryan's internet works, but his internet browser refuses to function, and Sally and Kevin get into fights. And Jacob is gone, who would have thought?Download this episode here

HELLO EVERYBODYWELCOME TO THE SHOW. THINGS HAPPEN. WE TALK. FROMCAVEMANDownload this episode

Hey there everybody. Today we (meaning Ryan. Because he is better than everybody that surrounds him. HA!) discuss Wastelanders. Get ready!Download the episode

Hot damn, it is our three year anniversary! Join our two original co-hosts and Sally as we celebrate a tumultuous and often poor go at things! In the episode, the hosts discuss one of the main factions of the game, Caesar's Legion. There are debates about Caesar's true intentions, clashes over stupidity, and much improved sound quality! So tuned in, or face the penalty of death!!!Download the episode

Wow, did we get off topic or not? This is the first time us going off topic provided thoughtful, analytic conversation that is relevant to Fallout! Enjoy it everyone!Download the episode

You are cordially invited to the union of Galaxy News Radio and the newest Fallout New Vegas DLC: Lonesome Road! At the ceremony, good tidings will be had as the hosts reminisce about all the magical times the had with Lonesome Road. They'll also recollect on things such as Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged, how Sally wasn't here, and poor recording conditions. We hope you'll join us and please bring presents!Download the episode

Oh boy, we all know Sally's predisposition to saying very creepy, bizarre things. Well she must have been on ecstasy when we recorded this, because she is absolutely insane today. But hey, that doesn't stop us from achieving the sub-par level of quality by which the podcast has become accustomed to maintaing. But besides Sally's turn for the worse, we have no main segment or Jacob today. What we do have is arguments regarding the basic gameplay mechanics of Fallout games, a discussion on how Fallout New Vegas is different form other Fallout games, and Ryan and Kevin singing a patriotic duet together. SO HAVE AT ITDownload the episode

Hey there podcast listening folk! Ge got a splendid episode for ya today. And some these! Now in this episode we discuss the Great Khans and the Brotherhood of Steel, for real this time, don't ya know? Also got Ryan back, but we lost Jacob along the way, alrighty? We also talk about physics, people outside Ryan's room, and a new segments! So we got that going for us.Download the episode

You shouldn't care about this episode, Ryan isn't in it. Download the episode

Yo man, was good? Got a whole line of product here for ya. Now, some of this stuff is kinda old, guess you could call it "vintage" if ya want. But y'all ain't interested in none of dat. Nah, got the new stuff for ya here. Old World Blues. It's got everythin' you want. Discussion about the newest Fallout New Vegas DLC, an interesting guest host, forum input, and a compilation of the craziest white boy you ever done seen. So get it while the getting is good, and let it carry you away. Download the episode

Well howdy y'all! Guess what time it is! (Pause) No Billy, it isn't time for your mother's mastectomy. That is next Tuesday at 4. No, it is Galaxy News Radio Time! Today we discuss the Brotherhood of Steel in all its glories and failures. We also get discuss the stupidity of timed events, Kevin's summer plans, Jacob's absence, and some classic Mass Effect vs. Call of Duty banter. So hold onto your hats (Unless you're Bily's mom, you don't need that added stress right now), cause this one is a doozy of an episode!Download the episode

Here we are! After a week long delay due to Kevin's sudden outbreak of "Fabulousness", we are back with another new episode. And to celebrate our return, today we spend our time discussing one of the hallmarks of the Fallout mythos, the Vaults. We also discuss the futility of hollowed out rocks, sex, Sally's frustration at not finishing, and Kevin is right about something. Isn't that cute?Download the episode

And here we go! Got another installment of your favorite discussion based Fallout: New Vegas podcast issued by the Dead Workers Party, alas without Sally. Today we discuss the three companions Rex, ED-E and Boone. We also talk about the needed changes in the Fallout series, what is needed for a Fallout game, listen to a Fallout rap song (sorta), and some other stuff that I could totally tell you about but won't. So stay put, and NO ONE TRAILER SHOULD HAVE ALL THIS POWER.Download the episode

Who's a sailor of the midnight crew? WE ARE FOR SURE. In our longest episode to date, we discuss the new New Vegas (Haha, redundant) DLC. We also get into how racism is involved, read a bunch of poorly readed emails, and have so many technical difficulties that it took about a week to edit the episode. So enjoy this new entry into the wondrous logs of the discussions of Galaxy News Radio!Download the episode