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Email in your questions to be answered ON AIR by these wild and witty hosts. Twice a week Jonas and Kelly sit down to tackle the topics that you don't have time to research in this surprisingly educational Q&A comedy podcast show. And remember, email in your questions if don't have time to Google that sh*t!

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Ep71: Catnip repels mosquitos better than DEET. (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2020 44:06


There's more to catnip than you would think... cats, mosquitos, and cockroaches.

Ep70: Should I WANT a coma? w/ Special guest host Tess Sullivan (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 54:48


Some people come out of a coma with new fun abilities...

Ep69: Is MAGA: Make ALIENS Great Again? (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 46:27


Does Trump know about aliens??? If so, did he actually try to tell the world but the aliens had to stop him?

Ep68: Insane -non racist- stuff your Grandma says. (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2020 48:24


Man, there are some crazy old sayings...

Ep67: How long to watch EVERY episode of The Simpsons? (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 43:03


How long to watch EVERY episode of The Simpsons? What about soap operas? Some have been on for decades...

Ep:66 The Ninja shortage no one saw coming (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2020 42:33


Ninja's sneaking around in the dark, we always expect them to be there... about to jump out kill us BUT there's a shortage of real life ninjas. I feel safer already.

Ep65: Aliens love the FM radio (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 48:30


Aliens have realized (over millions of years) that AM radio doesn't always come in clear, but FM...

Ep64: What are the most recently invented sports? (Throwback episode)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2020 42:39


What are the most recently invented sports?

Ep:63 Titanic #2 - Just as unsinkable as the first! (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2020 43:04


They're making another Titanic... "Titanic 2, Jack Strikes Back"

Ep:62 If FIRE isn't a liquid, solid, or gas... WTF is it? (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 49:47


Our googling searches today stumble upon how to define FIRE and it leads to a discovery... We demand a Noble Peace Prize. Have your people get in touch with our people.

Ep61: Most expensive thing in the world is a small boat - NOT a yacht. (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2020 46:22


Some rich dude tricked out a speed boat (not a yacht) to such an extreme that it's the MOST expensive thing in the world...

Ep60: If O.J. wasn't so murderous, he'd be a NFL commentator. (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2020 39:25


OJ Simpson spending 24/7 playing golf is NOT making people happy...

Ep59: What's the MOST expensive movie of all time? (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 43:34


Ep58: Want to go swimming on the Moon? I do. (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 48:39


They officially found water on the MOON! When can we swim?

Ep57: Napoleon's wang is on a mantel in New Jersey (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2020 43:16


For reasons that remain unclear, someone chopped off his wang and show it at dinner parties...

Ep56: What does it actually take to become TOP GUN? (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 40:08


Is the Top Gun program even real?

Ep55: Human sacrifices during the first Halloween! (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2020 41:47


MORE than spoooooky! Human sacrifices during the first Halloween...

Ep54: Robert Pattinson is boring, he told me so himself. (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 44:06


Robert Pattinson took his stalker our for dinner...

Ep53: Special edition PIGS: Now with human hearts! (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 44:12


Crispr strikes again, scientists are now growing human organs in pigs...

Ep52: Jesus may have actually been a grilled cheese sandwich. (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 47:46


Do you remember the grilled cheese sandwich that looked like Jesus and the Virgin Mary? How about the Cheeto that looked like Harambe? The amount of money they sold for is insane...

Ep51: Past pandemics came back every 10 years. Oh no. (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2020 47:53


Past pandemics came back every 10 years. Oh no. The corona virus better go away. Please!

Ep50: ***Update-Treasure Discussed has been FOUND*** (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 45:42


In this throwback episode, we talk about Forest Fenn's hidden treasure that no one has found.. BUT someone recently found it! Crazy!

Ep49: Throwback episode: F off JC penny! (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2020 44:47


Who seriously likes JC penny? Please email in if you do. I want to know you. Wait no I don't.

Ep48: You can (OBVIOUSLY) crawl into a dead camel during a sandstorm. (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2020 46:52


Kelly and Jonas talk about the craziness that is sandstorms and what to do if you're in one...

Ep47: Was Gladiator the movie historically accurate??? (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2020 42:03


That movie is amazing, as we all know... BUT exactly how accurate is it...

Ep46: The misunderstood unicorns of Scotland. (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 43:00


A lot of people don't understand Scotland's unicorn and lion infestations...

Ep45: Dolphins get SUPER high on puffer fish! (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2020 41:03


We want to make a movie with the exact same plot as Superbad BUT with dolphins...

Ep44: Don't pee while in line: coming to iTunes. (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020 52:05


Hot as balls with the inventor of the super soaker...

Ep43: Enjoy the reality you're currently in, Rick and Morty have it right. (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2020 54:49


Interdimensional travel has been made mainstream by Rick and Morty...

Ep42: What if Trump had a DUEL like Pres. Jackson did? (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2020 42:33


Trump in a one vs one fight to the death duel?

Ep41: Noah's Ark was small and stupid. (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 41:50


As it turns out... God is a bully and Noah's Ark was small and stupid...

Ep40: Would you clone your dog? Would you clone yourself? (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2020 48:12


Celebs are cloning their animals, but are people cloning themselves??? I bet they are...

Ep39: The Autobahn: Hitler's job creating machine. (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2020 42:03


Hitler created an insane amount of jobs by the ambitious German undertaking of the infrastructure project called the Autobahn.

Ep38: "Dogs are ruthless murderers waiting to pounce..." (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2020 50:45


Do dogs and cats kill their owners? Or do they want to kill us? What about other domesticated pets?

Ep37: A blind man uses echolocation to ride a bike, like a bat! (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2020 43:44


Would you rather be deaf or blind? Well we found a blind guy who can safely ride a bike using echolocation. So crazy what humans are capable of...

Ep36: Dreams of paragliding through the Grand Canyon (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 40:05


I don't know if you are allowed to but people definitely go paragliding through the Grand Canyon... kind of like how you're not allowed to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel BUT people do...

Ep35: There's GOLD floating in the ocean water! (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2020 44:41


There's literally hundreds of millions of dollars of GOLD floating in the ocean water, how can you get it out?

Ep34: How long will it take humans to fly to MARS? (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2020 56:27


How long to get to MARS? Do you want to go? Would you live there? Plus more Q&A in this Thursday throwback episode!

Ep33: Throwback Tuesday! (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2020 48:54


Enjoy this throwback episode today!

Ep32: Finally Solved! Cats OR Dogs: Who's smarter? (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2020 45:37


Everyone who has cats think that cats are smarter. But obviously everyone with dogs think dogs are smarter.

Ep31: FREE Britney Spears! w/ special guest host... (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2020 44:06


#freebritney We have a guest host this week, Jonas's sister Tess Sullivan comes on to guest host with Kelly (they know eachother lol) in this brand new episode.

Ep30: The Chicken's surprising natural habitat. (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2020 51:42


We found some WILD chickens and Jonas and Kelly were surprised to find out where they live...

Ep29: "Hot as Balls" is actually 84° Fahrenheit (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 52:05


It is hot as balls in the northeast united states. We're in Providence, RI and we are melting today. We take summer related questions on the show today...

Ep28: Looking UP has a new name: Amateur Astrophotography (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2020 53:54


"Neowise" is a new comet that is visible from earth, this one and others are being discovered by people looking up (Amateur Astrophotography). What if one is coming straight for earth? Science has figured out a way to push it off its trajectory. Plus more Q&A.

Ep27: The Carolina Reaper is wreaking havoc on brave souls. (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2020 42:49


Ever have an atomic meatball? Yeah don't. The Carolina Reaper is the hottest pepper in the world! And only the bravest of souls dare.

Ep26: Lightning strike survivors have INSANE scars. (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2020 56:17


Lichtenberg Figures are these crazy scars that people get from surviving a lightning strike... we find out on this episode how many people survive lightning strikes, it's more than you think.

Ep25: TikTok just lost $6 BILLION - And what it means for Instagram (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2020 46:53


TikTok is getting banned because it's a Chinese company? Crazy. TikTok is much bigger than we thought, we find out how many total active users they have and how that compares to Insta and Netflix...

Ep24: Go back in time? I choose ancient Egypt. (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2020 53:50


The pyramids are so INSANE! How the hell did they build them? If I could go back in time, I'd choose ancient Egypt!

Ep23: The internet is pissed at Adam Sandler (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2020 51:38


Adam Sandler is making sooo many movies... but even still, why are so many of them bad? But do his BEST movies out weigh the shit ones?

Ep22: NASA paid $20,000 to lay down for 3 months (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 56:27


Kelly talks about how he almost signed up for a NASA study to research the trip to Mars, he had to lay down for $20,000...

Ep21: Slice my head off and freeze it when I die (Plus more Q&A)

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2020 46:39


There's not much we know about the afterlife... BUT if there's even a one in a million chance I can be brought back to life, slice my head off and freeze it when die.

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