Joe and Kevin Join the CIA

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Joe and Kevin join the CIA and tell you all about it. Podcasting bizarre, profound, really stupid hilarity twice per week, forever. Spread the word and no more hippos have to die.

Joe (@paythemoneynow) and Kevin


    • Jan 15, 2013 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 22 EPISODES


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    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 022

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2013


    Thhhhhhheyyyyyy're baaaaaaaack!  Just in time for the New Year, Joe and Kevin return from an extended training break to infiltrate your lives once again!  Listen & be merry & live well in 2013. And tell Mama you're not her goddamn errand boy; she can knock out her own suckas.Please subscribe on this blog, subscribe to Joe and Kevin Join the CIA in the podcast section of iTunes, & "Like" the podcast on Facebook at www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA!  LL will be disappointed if you don't.

    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 021

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2012


    The thrilling conclusion to Kevin’s epic tale of naughty Marriott hotel room romance, followed by the boys discussing fat chicks, fat chefs, and integrity.This one's not for the kids!  Kevin's experiences are graphic, explicit, disgusting, and hyper-depressing.Please subscribe to the Joe and Kevin Join the CIA podcast on this blog (you can click a button or enter your email in the box on the right side of this page).And/or on iTunes (please leave a rating/comment).And/or "Like" the podcast on Facebook at www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA.You can email Joe and Kevin at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com.Thank you, and please spread the word!

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    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 020

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2012


    Joe's a little laid up, and Kevin's fresh out of jail, but that doesn't stop the boys from getting into one helluva Craigslist story, ending in a cliffhanger. Come back for Episode 021!Please subscribe to the Joe and Kevin Join the CIA podcast on this blog (you can click a button or enter your email in the box on the right side of this page). And/or on iTunes (please leave a rating/comment). And/or "Like" the podcast on Facebook at www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA. You can email Joe and Kevin at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com. Thank you, and please spread the word!

    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 019

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2012


    The boys' brains are addled from all the training, but that doesn't stop them from engaging in a white-guy-voice rap serenade, debating the actions of a seeming Good Samaritan, discussing whether the government should ban soda, and getting personal about mental illness and dog feces.Please subscribe to the Joe and Kevin Join the CIA podcast on this blog (you can click a button or enter your email in the box on the right side of this page).And/or on iTunes (please leave a rating/comment).And/or "Like" the podcast on Facebook at www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA.You can follow Joe on twitter (@paythemoneynow) and you can email Joe and Kevin at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com.Thank you, and please spread the word!

    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 018

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2012


    Kevin comes clean about how irritated he gets on public transportation, while Joe keeps it simple with a scheme to combine the states, and a game that leaves Kevin guessing about the leaders of the free world.  And, no, the CIA hasn't kicked them out yet. Please subscribe to the Joe and Kevin Join the CIA podcast on this blog (you can click a button or enter your email in the box on the right side of this page).And/or on iTunes (please leave a rating/comment).And/or "Like" the podcast on Facebook at www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA.You can follow Joe on twitter (@paythemoneynow) and you can email Joe and Kevin at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com.Thank you, and please spread the word!

    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 017

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2012


    If you're into woodland fantasy death metal, Episode 017's for you!  The boys get into the selfishness of pedestrians crossing the street, the CIA vs. the FBI, the different methods for cleaning excrement, and they give a nod to their friend's wedding.  Dwarves in the forest with pickaxes, indeed!Please subscribe to the Joe and Kevin Join the CIA podcast on this blog (you can click a button or enter your email in the box on the right side of this page).And/or on iTunes (please leave a rating/comment).And/or "Like" the podcast on Facebook at www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA.You can follow Joe on twitter (@paythemoneynow) and you can email Joe and Kevin at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com.Thank you, and please spread the word!

    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 016

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2012


    Joe wants to discuss important social issues, but Kevin can't refrain from sharing a dark, dark episode from his past.  Not for the fainthearted, and, uh, training's fine. Please subscribe to the Joe and Kevin Join the CIA podcast on this blog (enter your email on the right side of the page), on iTunes (and leave a rating/comment), and "Like" the podcast on Facebook at www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA. You can follow Joe on twitter (@paythemoneynow), and you can email Joe and Kevin at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com. Thank you!

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    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 015

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2012


    Is ex-Kentucky basketball star Nazr Mohammed a Nazi?  As part of their continuing CIA training, Joe and Kevin investigate, in addition to discussing nerds at 30, the surfeit of timeouts in the NBA, the most overrated coach and player positions in sports, and Joe's surreal and terrible parking ticket experience.This podcast episode is dedicated to the most darling dog ever, Maggie.  Wherever she is now, she's chasing the hell out of a tennis ball, and loving every second of it.Please subscribe to the Joe and Kevin Join the CIA podcast on this blog (enter your email on the right side of the page), on iTunes (and leave a rating/comment), and "Like" the podcast on Facebook at www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA. You can follow Joe on twitter (@paythemoneynow), and you can email Joe and Kevin at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com. Thank you!

    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 014

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2012


    Joe and Kevin tell the tale of almost breaking up!  It involves a transsexual named Javier, a jail holding cell, TMZ, Miami Hurricanes football, and Joe getting Kevin to come out of his shell regarding his patronage of those who work in the oldest profession on Earth.  Take a listen, and next time there might be Church's Chicken!Please subscribe to the Joe and Kevin Join the CIA podcast on this blog (enter your email on the right side of the page), on iTunes (and leave a rating/comment), and "Like" the podcast on Facebook at www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA.You can follow Joe on twitter (@paythemoneynow), and you can email Joe and Kevin at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com.Thank you!

    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 013

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2012


    The boys' hearts are heavy as they try to maintain their composure with the news of Levon Helm's death.  Joe takes to the bottle, and Kevin does what Kevin does best: he babbles gloriously.  From Joe, Kevin, and the CIA: Hope you're resting somewhere, Levon.Please subscribe to the Joe and Kevin Join the CIA podcast on this blog (enter your email on the right side of the page), on iTunes (and leave a rating/comment), and "Like" the podcast on Facebook at www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA.You can follow Joe on twitter (@paythemoneynow), and you can email Joe and Kevin at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com.Thank you!

    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 012

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2012


    The boys are on administrative suspension from their CIA training program while an investigation into Kevin's escape from Kansas is conducted. In Episode 012, they delve into that trip, as well as talk about signs at liquor stores, Kevin's lost music, and meeting Barack Obama. The number of hippo deaths in this episode is classified.  Please subscribe on this page (on the right), subscribe on iTunes (and leave a comment/rating), and "Like" us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA).  Check out Joe's twitter (@paythemoneynow).Contact us at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com.Thanks!

    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 011

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2012


    The boys discuss the inanity of most advice, before things take a turn for the profound as Joe and Kevin seek to bridge the racial divide through serious questions and fried chicken locations.  Kevin's epic trip to Kansas is teased - perhaps you'll learn more about that in Episode 012.  Oh, and, they're still in the CIA.Please subscribe on this page (on the right), subscribe on iTunes (and leave a comment/rating), and "Like" us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA).  Check out Joe's twitter (@paythemoneynow).Contact us at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com.Thanks!

    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 010

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2012


    Joe and Kevin ask your forgiveness for not delivering on a promised event from the preceding episode, and delve into the Trayvon Martin killing, debate the toughest athletes, and discuss the douchebaggery of bumper stickers.  Oh, and the CIA training's going okay.Please subscribe on this page (on the right), subscribe on iTunes (and leave a comment/rating), and "Like" us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA).  Check out Joe's twitter @paythemoneynow.Contact us at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com.Thanks!

    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 009

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2012


    It starts with pretzels, and it ends with Kevin baring his dirty, dirty soul regarding hijacking baby formula, illicitly hawking horse flesh, and killing hookers. Please subscribe on this page (on the right), subscribe on iTunes (and leave a comment/rating), and "Like" us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA).  Check out Joe's twitter (@paythemoneynow).Contact us at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com.Thanks!

    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 008

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2012


    The boys are taking a load off, drinking beer and eating roasted pork, as Kevin commits a crime, Joe recaps the glorious racism of "48 Hrs.," and a new game is introduced.  It's not not not bad.  Please subscribe on this page (on the right), subscribe on iTunes (and leave a comment/rating), and "Like" us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA).  Check out Joe's twitter (@paythemoneynow).Contact us at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com.Thanks!

    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 007

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2012


    The boys ignore their training experiences while they chat about the weather, discuss the worst city in the USA, rant about their pet peeves, and bat around the vaccine/autism issue.  There might be tears. Please subscribe on this page (on the right), subscribe on iTunes (and leave a comment/rating), and "Like" us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA).  Check out Joe's twitter (@paythemoneynow).Contact us at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com.Thanks!

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    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 006

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2012


    Training continues, but that's less important, as Kevin does his first spectacular intro, the fellas discuss current politics - endangering their places in the Company - debate the king of all racist epithets, and finally determine the worst road trip radio music.(I know, I know, with that picture, I should have have labeled this post NSFW, in that you probably just vomited all over your work computer.  Sorry.  Send Kevin the bill.) Please subscribe on this page (on the right), subscribe on iTunes (and leave a comment/rating), and "Like" us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA).  Check out Joe's twitter (@paythemoneynow).Contact us at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com.Thanks!

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    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 005

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2012


    Joe and Kevin enter the dreaded "Surveillance" training week, and they keep sane by consulting Yahoo Answers about Koalas, tell stories about strange meat, sing, and one of them makes a joke that will send him to hell. Please subscribe on this page (on the right), subscribe on iTunes (and leave a comment/rating), and "Like" us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA).  Check out Joe's twitter (@paythemoneynow).Contact us at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com.Thanks!

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    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 004

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2012


    Joe and Kevin get serious as they discuss the U.S. soldier who allegedly killed Afghan civilians.  They also battle the rain, reveal their bodyguard, and let Yahoo Answers explain whether they can own a panda.Please subscribe on this page (on the right), subscribe on iTunes (and leave a comment/rating), and "Like" us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/JoeAndKevinJoinTheCIA).  Check out Joe's twitter (@paythemoneynow).Contact us at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com.Thanks!

    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 003

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2012


    Joe and Kevin partake of some much-deserved R&R.  They sip scotch, lament Whitney's loss, role-play, and Kevin admits to his vices.And there's a game!Joe is @paythemoneynow on twitter.Joe and Kevin Join the CIA is on Facebook!  Please like us.You can contact us at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com.Thanks!

    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 002

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2012


    The second episode!  Wherein, Joe and Kevin begin Covert Basic Training, leading to a torrid love affair and a horrific outcome. Please subscribe, please subscribe on iTunes and leave a comment, and please check out Kevin McNorton on Facebook and Joe on twitter (@paythemoneynow). You can email us at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com.

    Joe and Kevin Join the CIA - Episode 001

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2012


    The inaugural episode of an epic podcast from two of the most vibrant, wide-eyed manatee fans on Earth.Please subscribe on this blog, subscribe on iTunes and write a review, check out Kevin McNorton on Facebook and Joe on twitter (@paythemoneynow).If you want to get in touch, email us at joeandkevinjointhecia@gmail.com.Thanks!

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