Joel & Uriah's Terrible Ideas

Life is a little bit wild, folks. So we're matching that wild energy with some deleted scenes. Come hang out on the cutting room floor! Where to find Joel + Uriah Spotify: bit.ly/JUTI-SP Apple Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-AP Google Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-GP Stitcher: bit.ly/JUTI-ST YouTube: bit.ly/JUTI-YT Facebook: bit.ly/JUTI-FB Twitter: bit.ly/JUTI-TW JoelandUriah@gmail.com Credits Song: Phantom Sage - Kingdom (feat. Miss Lina) [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: ncs.io/Kingdom Watch: youtu.be/ldDCHrBeOlg

Uh-oh! We stumbled into maybe our best idea yet. Too many of these and we'll have to start Joel + Uriah's Marketable Ideas... Where to find Joel + Uriah Spotify: bit.ly/JUTI-SP Apple Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-AP Google Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-GP Stitcher: bit.ly/JUTI-ST Facebook: bit.ly/JUTI-FB Twitter: bit.ly/JUTI-TW JoelandUriah@gmail.com Credits Song: Phantom Sage - Kingdom (feat. Miss Lina) [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: ncs.io/Kingdom Watch: youtu.be/ldDCHrBeOlg

Have you ever wanted to listen to two non-musicians write the third most culturally significant song in music history? It's your lucky day! Where to find Joel + Uriah Spotify: bit.ly/JUTI-SP Apple Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-AP Google Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-GP Stitcher: bit.ly/JUTI-ST Facebook: bit.ly/JUTI-FB Twitter: bit.ly/JUTI-TW JoelandUriah@gmail.com Credits Intro & Outro Song: Phantom Sage - Kingdom (feat. Miss Lina) [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: ncs.io/Kingdom Watch: youtu.be/ldDCHrBeOlg Backing Track: "Blast Marks in the Dungeon" by Antti Luode Used under Creative Commons License CC BY 3.0 https://www.soundclick.com/music/songInfo.cfm?songID=14296285

Beloved American actor Tom Hanks is very cool and probably not up to much these days, so we're going to write an excellent script for him! Where to find Joel + Uriah Spotify: bit.ly/JUTI-SP Apple Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-AP Google Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-GP Stitcher: bit.ly/JUTI-ST Facebook: bit.ly/JUTI-FB Twitter: bit.ly/JUTI-TW JoelandUriah@gmail.com Credits Song: Phantom Sage - Kingdom (feat. Miss Lina) [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: ncs.io/Kingdom Watch: youtu.be/ldDCHrBeOlg

Congratulations to Tadej Pogacar for the big TDF win. Now can we PLEASE get a race that I could ride without falling off of a mountain?

You want Bigfoot, we want Bigfoot, but Bigfoot probably wants to be left alone. How are we going to make sure everyone gets what they want? Where to find Joel + Uriah Spotify: bit.ly/JUTI-SP Apple Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-AP Google Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-GP Stitcher: bit.ly/JUTI-ST YouTube: bit.ly/JUTI-YT Facebook: bit.ly/JUTI-FB Twitter: bit.ly/JUTI-TW JoelandUriah@gmail.com Credits Song: Phantom Sage - Kingdom (feat. Miss Lina) [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: ncs.io/Kingdom Watch: youtu.be/ldDCHrBeOlg

Instead of taking a week off that will no doubt turn into a 2+ year hiatus, we're giving you the very finest from the cutting room floor!

Some how we got from sliced bread to consumer grade VR. We're just going to take the next logical step in Next Big Thing™s. Where to find Joel + Uriah Spotify: bit.ly/JUTI-SP Apple Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-AP Google Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-GP Stitcher: bit.ly/JUTI-ST Facebook: bit.ly/JUTI-FB Twitter: bit.ly/JUTI-TW JoelandUriah@gmail.com Credits Song: Phantom Sage - Kingdom (feat. Miss Lina) [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: ncs.io/Kingdom Watch: youtu.be/ldDCHrBeOlg

We've all got games sitting in our closets or game shelves that just don't get enough love. Joel thinks we can breathe some new life into them. Where to find Joel + Uriah Spotify: bit.ly/JUTI-SP Apple Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-AP Google Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-GP Stitcher: bit.ly/JUTI-ST YouTube: bit.ly/JUTI-YT Facebook: bit.ly/JUTI-FB Twitter: bit.ly/JUTI-TW JoelandUriah@gmail.com Credits Song: Phantom Sage - Kingdom (feat. Miss Lina) [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: ncs.io/Kingdom Watch: youtu.be/ldDCHrBeOlg

Okay hear us out. We know the school year just got over for a lot of folks, but what if we made school different? Better? Terrible! Where to find Joel + Uriah Spotify: bit.ly/JUTI-SP Apple Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-AP Google Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-GP Stitcher: bit.ly/JUTI-ST YouTube: bit.ly/JUTI-YT Facebook: bit.ly/JUTI-FB Twitter: bit.ly/JUTI-TW JoelandUriah@gmail.com Credits Song: Phantom Sage - Kingdom (feat. Miss Lina) [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: ncs.io/Kingdom Watch: youtu.be/ldDCHrBeOlg

You're not stuck in here with us, we're stuck in this podcast. Help! How are we ever going to get out? Anyways escape rooms are cool. Where to find Joel + Uriah Spotify: bit.ly/JUTI-SP Apple Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-AP Google Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-GP Stitcher: bit.ly/JUTI-ST YouTube: bit.ly/JUTI-YT Facebook: bit.ly/JUTI-FB Twitter: bit.ly/JUTI-TW JoelandUriah@gmail.com Credits Song: Phantom Sage - Kingdom (feat. Miss Lina) [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: ncs.io/Kingdom Watch: youtu.be/ldDCHrBeOlg

We've all been stuck at the world's most whatever on the side of the highway with our parents when we were kids. Now it's our turn to make the world's most whatever even cooler! Where to find Joel + Uriah Spotify: bit.ly/JUTI-SP Apple Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-AP Google Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-GP Stitcher: bit.ly/JUTI-ST YouTube: bit.ly/JUTI-YT Facebook: bit.ly/JUTI-FB Twitter: bit.ly/JUTI-TW JoelandUriah@gmail.com Credits Song: Phantom Sage - Kingdom (feat. Miss Lina) [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: http://ncs.io/Kingdom Watch: http://youtu.be/ldDCHrBeOlg

Joel catches Uriah off guard and sends us tumbling down memory lane. Spoiler alert: There's more giggling than normal in this episode. Where to find Joel + Uriah Spotify: bit.ly/JUTI-SP Apple Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-AP Google Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-GP Stitcher: bit.ly/JUTI-ST YouTube: bit.ly/JUTI-YT Facebook: bit.ly/JUTI-FB Twitter: bit.ly/JUTI-TW JoelandUriah@gmail.com Credits Song: Phantom Sage - Kingdom (feat. Miss Lina) [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: http://ncs.io/Kingdom Watch: http://youtu.be/ldDCHrBeOlg

We love LEGO to pieces (see what I did there?), but we're not sure that the perfect set has been built yet. We've got more than a few ideas to build from! Where to find Joel + Uriah Spotify: bit.ly/JUTI-SP Apple Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-AP Google Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-GP Stitcher: bit.ly/JUTI-ST YouTube: bit.ly/JUTI-YT Facebook: bit.ly/JUTI-FB Twitter: bit.ly/JUTI-TW JoelandUriah@gmail.com Credits Song: Phantom Sage - Kingdom (feat. Miss Lina) [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: http://ncs.io/Kingdom Watch: http://youtu.be/ldDCHrBeOlg

Thought you've heard all the Star Wars stories there are to tell? Well you haven't heard THIS one yet! Where to find Joel + Uriah YouTube: bit.ly/JUTI-YT Spotify: bit.ly/JUTI-SP Apple Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-AP Google Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-GP Stitcher: bit.ly/JUTI-ST Facebook: bit.ly/JUTI-FB Twitter: bit.ly/JUTI-TW JoelandUriah@gmail.com Credits Song: Phantom Sage - Kingdom (feat. Miss Lina) [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: http://ncs.io/Kingdom Watch: http://youtu.be/ldDCHrBeOlg

There's lots of untapped potential in the "Delightful Snacks" category, and we're here to right this wrong (conceptually at least)! Where to find Joel + Uriah YouTube: bit.ly/JUTI-YT Spotify: bit.ly/JUTI-SP Apple Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-AP Google Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-GP Stitcher: bit.ly/JUTI-ST Facebook: bit.ly/JUTI-FB Twitter: bit.ly/JUTI-TW JoelandUriah@gmail.com Credits Song: Phantom Sage - Kingdom (feat. Miss Lina) [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: http://ncs.io/Kingdom Watch: http://youtu.be/ldDCHrBeOlg

Look we all like zoos, right? Uriah thinks we should make our own! Where to find Joel + Uriah JoelandUriah@gmail.com YouTube: bit.ly/JUTI-YT Google Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-GP Stitcher: bit.ly/JUTI-ST SoundCloud: bit.ly/JUTI-SC Spotify: bit.ly/JUTI-SP Facebook: bit.ly/JUTI-FB Twitter: bit.ly/JUTI-TW Credits Song: Phantom Sage - Kingdom (feat. Miss Lina) [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: http://ncs.io/Kingdom Watch: http://youtu.be/ldDCHrBeOlg

Joel thinks we should write a book about parenting. Since we can't put together two whole decades of experience, this should go well! Where to find Joel + Uriah JoelandUriah@gmail.com YouTube: bit.ly/JUTI-YT Google Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-GP Stitcher: bit.ly/JUTI-ST SoundCloud: bit.ly/JUTI-SC Spotify: bit.ly/JUTI-SP Facebook: bit.ly/JUTI-FB Twitter: bit.ly/JUTI-TW Credits Song: Phantom Sage - Kingdom (feat. Miss Lina) [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: http://ncs.io/Kingdom Watch: http://youtu.be/ldDCHrBeOlg

Joel and Uriah come back from hiatus with the next big idea: A Disney princess with a gun! Where to find Joel + Uriah JoelandUriah@gmail.com YouTube: bit.ly/JUTI-YT Google Podcasts: bit.ly/JUTI-GP Stitcher: bit.ly/JUTI-ST SoundCloud: bit.ly/JUTI-SC Spotify: bit.ly/JUTI-SP Facebook: bit.ly/JUTI-FB Twitter: bit.ly/JUTI-TW Credits Song: Phantom Sage - Kingdom (feat. Miss Lina) [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream: http://ncs.io/Kingdom Watch: http://youtu.be/ldDCHrBeOlg

We really need to clean up our act. Credits: Logo characters: saalif_art goo.gl/TQoGz8 Intro + Outro Music: Phantom Sage goo.gl/GPZKwA

Joel and Uriah design a car. Yes. A car. You read that right. Credits: Logo characters: saalif_art goo.gl/TQoGz8 Intro + Outro Music: Phantom Sage goo.gl/GPZKwA

Here's a terrible idea: Take a 6 week hiatus without actually telling anybody how or why! Listen in for more details. We'll catch you in August!

We try our hands at fashion. WHAT COULD GO WRONG? Credits: Logo characters: saalif_art goo.gl/TQoGz8 Intro + Outro Music: Phantom Sage goo.gl/GPZKwA

A Communication Arts major that couldn't hack it and a youth pastor try to make the next super cool phrase. It goes about as well as you're expecting. Credits: Logo characters: saalif_art goo.gl/TQoGz8 Intro + Outro Music: Phantom Sage goo.gl/GPZKwA

Since Mark Zuckerberg is busy explaining the internet to old people who think they know what the internet is, We thought no was a good time to start our own social media platform. Credits: Logo characters: saalif_art goo.gl/TQoGz8 Intro + Outro Music: Phantom Sage goo.gl/GPZKwA

Joel wants to start a food truck. Do you think we can figure out how to do that? OF COURSE we can! That's what we do on this show! Credits: Logo characters: saalif_art goo.gl/TQoGz8 Intro + Outro Music: Phantom Sage goo.gl/GPZKwA

Will you be one or both of the people to start the NEXT BIG HEALTH THING™? We give you all the tools you need to start your own fitness lifestyle blog. Credits: Logo characters: saalif_art goo.gl/TQoGz8 Intro + Outro Music: Phantom Sage Social Links: Facebook: https://goo.gl/ndrBKA Twitter: https://goo.gl/fdhjHp

The Olympics need to be more objective. We've think we know just the way to do that! References: Rocket Power: http://rocketpower.wikia.com/wiki/Rocket_Power_Wiki Credits: Logo characters: saalif_art goo.gl/TQoGz8 Intro + Outro Music: Phantom Sage goo.gl/GPZKwA

Thanks for listening! In this episode: We try to figure out how to make a podcast! References: Porque no los dos: https://youtu.be/NuEIsqeRR1o Antti Luode: https://goo.gl/39TNvZ Credits: Logo characters: saalif_art https://goo.gl/TQoGz8 Intro + Outro Music: Phantom Sage https://goo.gl/GPZKwA