Living Dead in Austin

Bella is rescued from having to watch her boyfriend's pickup baseball game by having a killer vampire start hunting her. She flees back to Phoenix with Edward's family, but even they can't protect her from the biggest threat: her own decisions. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:14) - Intro (00:50) - Recap (02:09) - Chapter 18 (14:06) - Chapter 20 (24:16) - Chapter 22 (31:41) - Chapter 24 (40:56) - Epilogue (47:07) - Review (51:33) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.

Edward and Bella find some private time so he can show her his sparkle. Then she meets his family, in their bathroom-less, bedroom-less house. Then, for some reason, baseball. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:30) - Recap (02:45) - Chapter 12 (11:00) - Chapter 13 (21:27) - Chapter 14 (34:30) - Chapter 15 (42:35) - Chapter 16 (48:41) - Chapter 17 (59:13) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.

In Port Angeles, Bella finds trouble but is saved by Edward. Romance blooms. Edward is worried about the extreme danger he poses to Bella, but he soon discovers that there is no level of danger that is too extreme for Bella. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:31) - Recap (01:07) - Chapter 7 (07:00) - Chapter 8 (15:13) - Chapter 9 (25:37) - Chapter 10 (31:50) - Chapter 11 (36:42) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.

That's right, we're reading the sexiest of sexless vampire books: Twilight! High-schooler Bella Swan arrives in gloomy Forks, WA. She doesn't like what she finds there, with the exception of the beautiful Edward Cullen, who seems to hate Bella as much as she hates Forks. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:34) - History (04:05) - Cover Review (07:55) - Chapter 1 (15:12) - Chapter 2 (22:21) - Chapter 3 (26:26) - Chapter 4 (30:06) - Chapter 5 (36:23) - Chapter 6 (40:05) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.

Fiji gets out of the hospital (though Olivia does not), just in time for the Demon Sex Ritual. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:32) - Recap (03:04) - Chapter 30 (06:15) - Chapter 31 (09:19) - Chapter 32 (10:49) - Chapter 33 (12:32) - Chapter 34 (15:04) - Chapter 35 (17:10) - Chapter 36 (17:40) - Chapter 37 (23:44) - Chapter 38 (26:08) - Closing Thoughts (29:22) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find us at armadillo.club!Music: Intrigue by Alexandr Zhelanov licensed under CC-BY 4.0.

It's time for explanations in Midnight, as Lemuel tells his unexpectedly boring past, and Manfred learns the new gas station attendant's unexpectedly exciting story along with his connection to Manfred himself. Then the Midnighters tie up some loose ends permanently. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:32) - Recap (01:11) - Chapter 21 (09:17) - Chapter 22 (10:53) - Chapter 23 (14:53) - Chapter 24 (17:38) - Chapter 25 (19:40) - Chapter 26 (24:19) - Chapter 27 (27:17) - Chapter 28 (30:06) - Chapter 29 (32:26) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find us at armadillo.club!Music: Intrigue by Alexandr Zhelanov licensed under CC-BY 4.0.

Fiji teaches Teacher a lesson about invading her space. Lemuel knows how to uncover the dark secret of Midnight, but it requires somebody who can read Etruscan, which nobody living can. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:31) - Recap (01:07) - Chapter 14 (06:59) - Chapter 15 (09:26) - Chapter 16 (10:37) - Chapter 17 (12:48) - Chapter 18 (15:57) - Chapter 19 (17:26) - Chapter 20 (22:28) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find us at armadillo.club!Music: Intrigue by Alexandr Zhelanov licensed under CC-BY 4.0.

The strange suicides continue, and the Reeds are also getting hinky. Also, the malevolent presence at the crossroads is speaking to Fiji, who really doesn't have time for it. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:32) - Recap (02:04) - Chapter 6 (09:25) - Chapter 7 (12:30) - Chapter 8 (14:46) - Chapter 9 (20:52) - Chapter 11 (24:21) - Chapter 12 (27:04) - Chapter 13 (31:21) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find us at armadillo.club!Music: Intrigue by Alexandr Zhelanov licensed under CC-BY 4.0.

A series of bizarre suicides unsettles the Midnighters, especially Fiji, whose patience is already worn thin by her visiting sister. Hopefully Lemuel has the answer in that creepy werewolf-skin book. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:27) - Recap (01:30) - Cover (03:08) - Prologue (04:11) - Chapter 1 (10:48) - Chapter 2 (15:39) - Chapter 3 (16:52) - Chapter 4 (20:57) - Chapter 5 (27:27) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find us at armadillo.club!Music: Intrigue by Alexandr Zhelanov licensed under CC-BY 4.0.

Manfred gets some good news about the police investigation, then his nemesis Lewis (and friend) get some very bad news about what's lurking on the streets of Midnight during the full moon. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:30) - Recap (01:26) - Chapter 29 (07:18) - Chapter 30 (10:07) - Chapter 31 (13:45) - Chapter 32 (15:56) - Chapter 33 (17:24) - Chapter 34 (20:44) - Chapter 35 (23:12) - Chapter 36 (25:18) - Discussion (26:28) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. 

Olivia's mission with the old timers goes great. It doesn't succeed, but nobody dies and that qualifies as great. Later, a full moon shines on Midnight and something fearsome stalks the streets. Well, the street. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (01:38) - Chapter 20 (05:19) - Chapter 21 (09:19) - Chapter 22 (12:09) - Chapter 23 (13:40) - Chapter 24 (17:41) - Chapter 25 (21:31) - Chapter 26 (22:34) - Chapter 27 (26:11) - Chapter 28 (27:58) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. 

Manfred's legal woes get serious as the police question him about the missing jewelry. He and the Midnighters also decide to get serious about finding it, and they turn to Midnight's oldest resident (not counting Lemuel) for help. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:10) - Intro (00:28) - Recap (01:14) - Chapter 14 (04:28) - Chapter 15 (06:43) - Chapter 16 (10:52) - Chapter 17 (17:53) - Chapter 19 (24:20) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. 

The suspicious circumstances of Manfred's client's death have brought a lot of press attention to Midnight, which is just the way the Midnighters don't like it. To get rid of this trouble, Olivia is tasked to 1) resolve the mystery and 2) not kill anybody. She almost succeeds at one of those. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:32) - Recap (01:14) - Chapter 7 (05:56) - Chapter 8 (07:32) - Chapter 9 (10:41) - Chapter 10 (13:16) - Chapter 11 (15:05) - Chapter 12 (16:52) - Chapter 13 (21:26) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. 

There are a couple of surprises in Midnight: a new hotel and a child. Manfred goes on a work trip and runs into Olivia, and there ends up being several more deaths than expected. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:12) - Intro (00:30) - Recap (01:23) - Cover and Map (05:01) - Prologue (10:18) - Chapter 1 (16:08) - Chapter 2 (21:55) - Chapter 4 (24:44) - Chapter 5 (26:42) - Chapter 6 We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. 

The rescue team arrives in time to give Fiji a ride home after she frees herself with witchcraft. Then a new piece of information sheds light on the identity of Aubrey's killer, and the Midnighters deliver some Midnight justice. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:14) - Intro (00:34) - Recap (01:54) - Chapter 32 (04:05) - Chapter 33 (07:21) - Chapter 34 (10:36) - Chapter 35 (15:42) - Chapter 36 (23:31) - Chapter 39 (26:50) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. 

Fiji is abducted! I guess she got a little too close to the mystery of Aubrey's death. Now she'll have to rely on her, uh, cat to come to her rescue. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:31) - Recap (01:18) - Chapter 25 (07:57) - Chapter 26 (12:40) - Chapter 27 (13:09) - Chapter 28 (14:22) - Chapter 29 (16:12) - Chapter 30 (18:37) - Chapter 31 (21:45) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. 

This thing with the militia types is not going away. Some thugs accost Bobo and Manfred in Midnight, and in response the Midnighters track them back to Marthasville. That militia leader is going to regret messing with Midnight even more than he regrets being named Price Eggleston. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:31) - Recap (01:58) - Chapter 16 (10:16) - Chapter 17 (10:36) - Chapter 18 (15:12) - Chapter 19 (18:03) - Chapter 20 (21:05) - Chapter 21 (24:31) - Chapter 22 (25:51) - Chapter 23 (32:02) - Chapter 24 (35:27) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. 

Bobo's girlfriend has been missing. Sadly, when she turns up again, she lacks one of his favorite qualities: being alive. The county sheriff starts poking around to see who killed her, and all signs seem to point to Bobo himself. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:14) - Intro (00:28) - Recap (00:59) - Chapter 7 (02:49) - Chapter 8 (03:53) - Chapter 9 (06:53) - Chapter 10 (09:39) - Chapter 11 (12:29) - Chapter 12 (13:21) - Chapter 13 (14:16) - Chapter 14 (18:35) - Chapter 15 (24:34) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. 

Surprise! We're reading the Midnight Texas series by Charlaine Harris (also in the Sookieverse). We start with Midnight Crossroads, which takes us to the town of Midnight, Texas, where everybody has a dark secret. Is it the same secret for all of them or different secrets? Well we don't know. It's a secret. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:13) - Intro (00:29) - Recap (02:15) - Prologue (08:14) - Chapter 1 (10:57) - Chapter 2 (13:19) - Chapter 3 (23:29) - Chapter 4 (26:10) - Chapter 5 (27:51) - Chapter 6 (32:50) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. 

It's the end of the series! Sookie finally corners Sam and learns what his deal is lately. Then the business partners get down to business, in bed. The murder case against Sookie is unraveling and things are looking up until she gets abducted by a trio of murderers, which doesn't end well. For them. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (01:54) - Chapter 15 (10:11) - Chapter 16 (12:27) - Chapter 17 (16:59) - Chapter 18 (22:45) - Chapter 19 (29:29) - Chapter 20 (34:34) - Chapter 21 (41:50) - Chapter 22 (44:12) - Discussion We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. 

Sookie makes bail, thanks to her variety of besotted supernatural lovers. Many of her friends come out to show her love also, which is reassuring. She gets down to unraveling the plot to frame her for murder, with the help of Mr. Cataliades, who basically knows everything already.We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

There is so much demand for Sookie's time that her enemies have to group up and work together just to get an appointment. Sam is acting all hinky since being returned from the dead, and Eric is officially blowing Sookie off (while unofficially trying to preserve his access to Sookie nookie). (00:32) - Intro (00:52) - Recap (02:28) - Cover (04:38) - Prologue (14:20) - Chapter 1 (18:21) - Chapter 2 (21:44) - Chapter 3 (26:15) - Chapter 4 (30:02) - Chapter 5 (32:37) - Chapter 6 We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sookie takes part in a vampire casino heist which turns out to be much less awesome than that sounds. Then the mystery of Kym Rowe's death is revealed as a complicated plot involving fairies, werewolves, and maybe a vampire. Right in Sookie's wheelhouse. (00:32) - Intro (00:52) - Recap (01:42) - Chapter 10 (10:25) - Chapter 11 (15:37) - Chapter 12 (20:40) - Chapter 13 (23:36) - Chapter 14 (33:37) - Chapter 15 (38:50) - Chapter 16 (46:31) - Book Discussion (50:55) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The investigation of Kym Rowe's murder swirls around Sookie, but she has too many problems to concern herself with it. She tries to keep her head level when one particular threat makes a personal appearance: Freyda, Eric's would-be vampire bride.We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Everything seems to be going right for those around Sookie, but she's been through too much to feel right herself. When she gets volunteered to go to a meeting between Eric and his new boss (his bosses keep expiring), she finds herself thrust into yet another Mystery of the Southern Vampire sort. (00:36) - Intro (00:54) - Recap (02:40) - Cover (04:10) - Chapter 1 (14:11) - Chapter 2 (22:04) - Chapter 3 (34:51) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sookie has three important things to get done this weekend: kill Victor by committee, host Tara's baby shower, and don't get killed by Sandra Pelt. She intends to accomplish them in that order. The baby shower seems to require the most attention. (00:32) - Intro (00:51) - Recap (01:54) - Chapter 12 (08:34) - Chapter 13 (20:41) - Chapter 15 (27:46) - Chapter 16 (30:27) - Chapter 17 (39:35) - Discussion (44:12) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Jeff Lake, and Micah Sparkman.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sookie manages to cut her connection with Eric, just in time for a whole series of unpleasant surprises ranging from a very naked Alcide surprising Sookie in her bedroom to an equally naked Sookie surprising Bill in his. Also, Sookie and Eric take a drastic step toward solving their Victor problem: they form a committee. (00:40) - Intro (00:59) - Recap (03:23) - Chapter 8 (11:29) - Chapter 9 (20:18) - Chapter 10 (28:15) - Chapter 11 (35:16) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Jeff Lake, and Micah Sparkman.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sookie's rummaging in her attic produces two artifacts, one with the magic of nostalgia and the other with the magic of literal magic. She also weathers another mysterious attack at her place of business, which becomes a lot less mysterious when Sandra Pelt returns to the scene. (00:36) - Intro (00:54) - Recap (01:27) - Chapter 4 (11:41) - Chapter 5 (18:05) - Chapter 6 (25:34) - Chapter 7 (37:46) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Jeff Lake, and Micah Sparkman.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sookie cleans out her attic and then gets firebombed at her place of work. Both turn out to be equally dramatic. Then she is drawn into yet more vampire drama between Eric, Pam, and their jerk boss Victor. It's a great time for everybody but Sookie.We are Alice Sullivan, Jeff Lake, and Micah Sparkman.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Eric's vampire brother Alexei is very not ok. After Sookie solves the mystery of the dead werewolf by getting super high as part of a legal proceeding, Alexei breaks containment and bringing him in is bloody business. On Sookie's front lawn, of course. (00:40) - Intro (01:00) - Recap (02:16) - Chapter 10 (08:27) - Chapter 11 (14:51) - Chapter 12 (24:59) - Chapter 13 (28:00) - Chapter 14 (44:34) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Jeff Lake, and Micah Sparkman.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sookie bonds with her weirdo (in a good way) nephew. Then Eric's vampire-dad shows up with Eric's weirdo (in a very bad way) brother. The latter pair prove helpful when Sookie needs some last-minute exhumation done. (00:33) - Intro (00:52) - Recap (02:14) - Chapter 5 (07:42) - Chapter 6 (14:50) - Chapter 7 (16:11) - Chapter 8 (24:40) - Chapter 9 (35:59) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Jeff Lake, and Micah Sparkman.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sookie has a long hard time recovering from her travails during the fairy war. It's good that she gets some time, because werewolf trouble and vampire trouble are never far. After she lets Alcide's pack use her land for a werewolf rager, she finds that the number of bodies buried on her land is higher than even she expected. (00:32) - Intro (00:55) - Recap (02:19) - Cover (03:35) - Prologue (18:01) - Chapter 1 (21:42) - Chapter 2 (29:49) - Chapter 3 (38:08) - Chapter 4 (44:26) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.Creators & Guests Jeff Lake - Host Alice Sullivan - Host Micah Sparkman - Host ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sookie figures that this fairy stuff is getting a little too dangerous even for her, so she calls in some backup. It doesn't help much, and a bunch of awful things happen to just about everybody involved. Fairies are bad news.Note: the audio quality is extra-poor in this episode. The person responsible has been sacked.We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).Find our other podcasts at armadillo.club!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This whole fairy situation is getting out of control. Amid dire warnings of fae-related danger, Sookie deals with a more mundane menace in the form of violent bigots. She also has to deal with her feuding ex-boyfriends, which for most people would be mundane but for Sookie is a supernatural threat.Note: the audio quality is poor in this episode. The person responsible has been sacked.We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The two-natured reveal themselves to the humans of the world, most people turn out to be ok with it. In Bon Temps it helps that everybody's favorite barkeep Sam turns into an adorable puppy dog. Not everybody takes it so well though, and one killer's brutal response becomes Sookie's problem.We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sookie enlists her roommate to solve her Tanya problem permanently (but not that permanently). She also encounters the new King of Louisiana and ingratiates herself in her typical style. Then her pledge to answer for Jason's marital fidelity leads her to a very dark place.  We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The brewing werewolf war comes to a head, and Sookie's right in the middle of it. Then the brewing vampire war comes to a head, and Sookie's right in the middle of it. Sookie also has to come to terms with Quinn, who won't drag Sookie into a war. Probably.We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Everybody is hanging around Sookie. Bill's hanging around, Tanya's hanging around, no less than two mysterious strangers are hanging around her. The one person who she wants around is Quinn, and he's missing. Perhaps one of these brewing shadow wars will take her mind off of her annoyance.We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The vampire trial is disrupted, but not by Sookie this time. It occasions another mystery for Sookie to solve, which she launches into with her customary verve. Then, a major catastrophe ties all the threads together in a knot... of death. We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sookie arrives at the vampire hotel for the vampire summit. She meets many people and things, including some interdimensional warriors (surprisingly not her problem), and Quinn's sister (definitely her problem). She also faces perhaps her most difficult challenge yet: keeping quiet during a legal proceeding.We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sam tells Sookie not to go the vampire summit. Amelia tells Sookie not to go. Sookie's literal fairy godmother tells her not to go. Sookie goes. It's like a beer going to Oktoberfest.We are Alice Sullivan (bluebonnetcafe), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sookie's second date with Quinn starts well but goes off the rails when a pack of werewolves drags them into the swamp. Later, Sookie attends the Queen of Louisiana's soiree and learns that bloodbaths aren't just a fun vampire party game.We are Alice Sullivan (bluebonnetcafe), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sookie's date with Quinn takes a violent turn as some young werewolves make the mistake of their lives and attack them. After dealing with that and with the now-suspicious New Orleans police, Sookie returns to clean out her late cousin's apartment. Which takes a violent turn as a young vampire makes the mistake of his life and attacks her.We are Alice Sullivan (bluebonnetcafe), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sookie spends some time getting her life in order before embarking on a new adventure: dating a tiger. Well, sometimes he's a tiger, and sometimes he's just a tigerish man. Also just about everybody else is trying to involve her in some plot involving the Queen of Louisiana, but Sookie's in no rush.We are Alice Sullivan (bluebonnetcafe), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

After Sookie gets some personal attention from the Bon Temps sniper, she takes a brief hospital vacation before plunging back into the supernatural soup. She and Eric sort out Tara's toxic relationship the bloody way, then Sookie is a partial observer at a were-election.We are Alice Sullivan (bluebonnetcafe), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sookie's visit to the were-funeral is dripping with politics and is a downer. Then somebody tries to burn down her house with her in it, which is a double downer. If smooching her boss might make her feel better she's willing to try it.We are Alice Sullivan (bluebonnetcafe), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

While Sookie helps Jason adapt to his new pantherish lifestyle, a series of shootings throw Bon Temps' supernatural community into turmoil. Is it too dangerous for Sookie to get caught up in it? Yes. Does Sookie get caught up in it? Indeed she does.We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The struggle between the evil witches of Shreveport and the (somewhat) less evil vampires and werewolves comes to a bloody conclusion, and Sookie has a front-row seat. Then Sookie finally discovers what happened to Jason. It turns out when he said his new fling was a tiger in the sack, he wasn't far off.We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sookie isn't able to make progress in her search for Jason, but memory-free Eric is there to console her. With his penis. Then the Shreveport werewolves (also our favorite rugby team) try to finish the evil witches and they choose Sookie's neighborhood for the showdown.We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

With Bill out of town, Sookie makes a New Year's resolution to stay out of trouble. She's able to keep it all the way until the early morning of New Year's Day, when she comes across trouble running down the road. She pulls over and gives it a ride, of course.We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Having successfully infiltrated the King of Mississippi's estate (by letting a sharp stake infiltrate her chest), Sookie executes another dangerous plan to rescue Bill. Then she makes her way home, and there are thugs waiting to attack her everywhere she goes. Unfortunately her relationship with her deadly boyfriend and his boss are getting strained. We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).Support us on Patreon!Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★