Musty TV

Dust off your boxy remotes, make sure the TV is set to channel three and pop a fresh VHS tape because it’s time for the all new Musty TV: Prestige. Join Liam and Josh as they begin their episode by episode review with the Pilot very real and very important TV Show “I Suspect Foul […]

BREAKING NEWS ABOUT THE FUTURE OF THIS SHOW!

The last name of one of the main characters in this show is Longo. LONGO! Need I say more?

We recorded this one in 2017, threw it in an oak barrel with some aromatics and let it age like the fine wine it is. Turns out the show still sucks, but the conversations and the friendships along the way are the important part. We watched Selfie, and Liam plugs a bunch of stuff that […]

Today’s TV show is so downright dirty you’re gonna need some SOAP to get through this OPERA. We watched Melrose Place and honestly I just want to fucking cry. It was a sea of bad beach scenery, over the top 90’s “style” and Heather Locklear. Why are we doing this to ourselves? Why are you […]

We’re back and we brought Miyam Bialik with us to watch Blossom, a show that thinks it’s Daria when in reality it’s barely edgier than Full House. Yeah that’s right, we’re back with little fanfare and hella tv analogies. Welcome to season 2, muthafuckas.

For the end of our Spooktober Spooktackular, we had Big Time Whoopsies host and Shmanime co-host Eric back on the podcast, and he brought an anime with him that blended our brains into mush. We watched Blood C, and talk about how fucking bonkers Blood C was.

Poor, poor, Josh. Due to the new format, he had to watch a NINETY MINUTE PILOT! We watched an actual show titled Kindred: The Embraced, the dumbest thing related to vampires ever. I truly mean it. I’m not even gonna make a dumb “this sucks” joke or anything, so you can FANG me for that!

When there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? A dude in a gorilla suit, of course. We watched a show called The Ghost Busters, made before the Ghostbusters.

Imagine a pilot so bad and so boring that not even the people making it FINISH MAKING IT! Liam and Josh watch one of their favorite movies get a terrible send off in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventures. Theye are most certainly, most bodaciously, not excellent.

Grown adult human beings, with fully functioning brains receiving oxygen from their blood, went into a room and created a TV Show, then decided to name the TV show SHASTA MCNASTY! The real McNasty is the terribly sexist, racist and perverted jokes they make. Also fun fact: A listener and friend  recommended this show to […]

We…. we actually watched…. a show we didn’t…. OUTRIGHT DESPISE?!?!? Josh and Liam take a look at another John Hughes adaptation gamble with Weird Science. Also apologies about the recording quality, there was some feedback the skype call was picking up. Weird. Anyways, please rate and subscribe!!!

Yeah. That was the actual name of a show we watched. This was a piece of pure nothing, and we’re both worse for it.

Today on Musty TV, MCN Co-Founder Tom stops by to help Liam give Josh his quarterly review, and it turns out they also watched Mulaney and tore it apart. But mostly this is Josh’s performance review. For reals.

Fun fact: They’re gonna reboot the Munsters again. Wonder how that’ll go…. Listen as Josh, Liam, and their special guest, Kirk, take on the 80’s Munster’s reboot. The only scary thing about this was the make up!!

We tried very hard not to talk about the show but my HOPE and FAITH in humanity is DEAD now. We watched the thing that made Kelly Rippa famous, and question why it did that. Megan Fox shows up at one point.

We found a show that stars Lucille Ball and has everyone’s favorite sitcom trope: Grandma Talent Shows. We watched Life With Lucy, and got really bummed out because she’s dead.

For a TV show about southern women having it all, we were taken aback by how incredibly racist this show is. Josh, Liam, and special guest Big Time Whoopsies’ Eric dive into Designing Women.

We watched a show that actually broke us, but more importantly it broke our concept of time. We’re posting it from the remnants of our shattered psyche. Also Jim Carrey is in it.

This was bad this was bad this was bad THIS WAS SO BAD. I mean, christ, Aaron Sorkin just use the soap – stop standing on the box it came in. We watched Studio 60 and nearly threw up.

There’s a spin off of Golden Girls (Look it up, it almost got Betty White as famous as she is now…. almost) called Golden Palace. Don Cheadle is in it. That was enough for us. Josh loves the Golden Girls but that just made the awfulness of the show that much harder for him.

From the coke fueled offices of GEICO and ABC comes one of the worst TV shows to exist. Josh and Liam struggle with the existential crisis that is Caveman – the show about the Geico Cavemen. I mean, at least Flo has comic timing – but you don’t see Progressive pulling this nonsense. We also […]

Good god. Has television always been this awful? Are we cursed? It would appear all this bad TV may be starting to get to our heroes. Today, Josh and Liam are punished by their guest Jane, who brought them a truly horribly mistake in the form of Cashmere Mafia. Expect cross talk, yelling, so much […]

God we really messed up. This show is was frantic, rank garbage from top to bottom and it took out some of our life force. You can actually hear our souls die a little towards the end. We watched a madman’s recap of another madman’s nightmare TMNT The Next Mutation, the show that killed the […]

Time to bust out your shoulder pads because today on Musty TV we’re going back to when Back To The Future was set. With the help of their good friend Sammy, Josh and Liam tackle That 80’s Show, a spinoff of That 70’s Show that dares to have even less reason to exist. Seriously if this is […]

On today’s newest TV adventure, Liam and Josh try to stomach the “politically” “charged” “romantic” “comedy” series Hearts Afire, somehow starring John Ritter and Billy Bob Thorton. As usual, it devolves into giggle fits and long tangents covering politics, net neutrality (recorded before recent unfortunate news about the topic), and most importantly: terrible 90’s fashion. […]

Well it’s Musty TV and we’re here to say, today’s show sucks in a Major way. We watched Major Dad, a show about a mismatched couple who – get this – have different basic ideologies but decide to cohabitate together anyway. I don’t know, it was the 90’s.

To make up for the breakneck pace of the Caroline episode, we’re also releasing episode three – a normal length podcast where two white guys watch Moesha. Moesha is not for us whatsoever, but we tried our damnedest to give you guys quality chuckles and chatter. Also Ray J showed up so that was fun […]

Welp we recorded a whole 45 minute episode that decided to not record itself. But we will not admit defeat! Instead of giving up we crank up the dial to 11 and burn through a whole episode about Caroline in the City – a dumb show for dumb people. We are dumber now.

Welcome to Musty TV, the newest podcast on our newly launched network, The Major Cast Network! On this podcast, Liam Senior and Josh Phillips watch the first episode and last episode of a canceled TV show. This week, they’re joined by their friend Luke Strickler to watch the failed attempt at turning a John Hughes […]