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my name is ash and welcome to the pod! tbh, this is a sh*tshow but maybe sometimes you‘ll exhale out of your nose (probably not)


    • Aug 18, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 12m AVG DURATION
    • 35 EPISODES


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    35 // house of flops

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2022 52:07


    #35: the museum of failure. discussing some of the best failures. + celebrating leo season !!! new podcast episode every other week !!! insta// @noeyecontactpod song: Another Day - Space https://freemusicarchive.org/music/another-day/another-day/space-4/ (See Youtube Description for Sources)

    34 // new bug just dropped

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2022 61:58


    #34: bug talk. let's talk new bugs; the kissing bug scare of 1899; the carboniferous period (big bug time); and some bug movie recommendations! !!! new podcast episode every 2 weeks !!! song: Another Day - Space https://freemusicarchive.org/music/another-day/another-day/space-4/ insta// @noeyecontactpod Check Youtube Description for Source List !!! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK2jSAJQ7nrYtWEC06rvBAw

    33 // bullying my inner child AGAIN but drunk (DOB fanfic pt 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2022 98:52


    episode 33: part 2 of last week's episode. reading the next 5 chapters of the DOB fanfic i wrote when i was 15. enjoy the cringe! song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod

    32 // bullying my inner child (DOB fanfic pt 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2022 120:48


    episode 32: reading the next 6 chapters of the dylan o'brien fanfiction i wrote when i was 15. it's bad. it's really bad. song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod

    31 // love for taurus

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2022 32:29


    episode 31: it's taurus season baby!!!! short and sweet episode about the history, mythology, and personality traits of a taurus. enjoy! song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod sources: https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/zodiac-signs/taurus/ https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/taurus-101-personality-traits-compatability-and-more https://www.costarastrology.com/zodiac-signs/taurus-sign https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taurus_(astrology)#cite_note-3 https://www.gods-and-monsters.com/taurus-myth.html https://greekgodsandgoddesses.net/gods/cerus/

    30 // bicycle day

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2022 68:24


    episode 30:  going over the history behind bicycle day: the first discovery and experience of LSD.  enjoy! (also i forgot to plug my mic in like an absolute moron so video audio it is!) song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Hofmann http://www.psychedelic-library.org/child1.htm https://www.globaldrugsurvey.com/gds-2018/thinking-of-using-lsd-for-the-first-time-heres-our-checklist-to-help-you-stay-safe/ https://doubleblindmag.com/brief-history-of-lsd-holiday-bicycle-day/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_lysergic_acid_diethylamide#Psychiatric_use

    29 // post goatman's bridge

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2022 81:37


    from the second night of my texas trip. it takes us entirely too long but we recount our experience at goatman's bridge! again, extremely messy and long-winded but fun and silly nonetheless. we also run into a bit of audio trouble but it's all good. enjoy! thank you lauren and mads, again!!   song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod

    28 // texas ghost club

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2022 131:54


    visited my bff mads and their lovely gf lauren in texas!! this is a long, messy one but eventually we start talking about some shared paranormal experiences they've had and it makes me literally cry. enjoy! thank you to lauren and mads!! song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod

    27 // love for aries

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2022 36:11


    episode 27: it's aries season baby!!!! exploring the background of the ram; including the constellation, history, greek mythology, and characteristics.   song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod Sources: https://www.britannica.com/place/Aries https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/zodiac-signs/aries/ https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/history/aries/ https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/symbols/aries/ https://www.allure.com/story/aries-zodiac-sign-personality-traits https://www.horoscope.com/zodiac-signs/aries https://www.britannica.com/topic/Amon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aries_(constellation) https://www.gods-and-monsters.com/mythology-of-aries.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Fleece

    26 // Make America Fraternal Again (w/ aly & erin)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 134:51


    i'm joined by aly and erin to celebrate an early pisces birthday with aly. we talk erin being a twin, celebs that give us good or bad vibes, and play would you rather.  thank you to aly and erin for being on my pod

    25 // reading my dylan o'brien fanfiction

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2022 57:10


    episode 25: reading the first 4 chapters of a dylan o'brien fanfiction I wrote when I was 14 and thought I was tumblr famous. yes, it's cringy. yes, it's painful. yes, you should listen. (i did have some audio issues so ended up using the video audio, sorry in advance)   song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod

    24 // love for pisces

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2022 29:53


    episode 24: it's pisces season baby!!!! exploring the background of the loving fish; including the constellation, history, greek mythology, and characteristics. song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod sources: https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/zodiac-signs/pisces/ https://www.horoscope.com/zodiac-signs/pisces https://stardate.org/astro-guide/pisces-fish-0 https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/history/pisces/ https://www.theoi.com/Gigante/Typhoeus.html https://www.underluckystars.com/blog/the-myth-behind-pisces/ https://www.gods-and-monsters.com/mythology-of-pisces.html https://www.allure.com/story/pisces-zodiac-sign-personality-traits https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/pisces-sign-101

    23 // jackash 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022 86:03


    episode 23: jackash 2! jackson and i recorded this after getting tipsy at applebee's, just like god intended. enjoy! song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod

    22 // talking smack

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2022 67:52


    episode twenty-two: talking about my beef with blue cross, a public anti-mask tantrum, and the new season of euphoria so far. as well as everything in between like andy samberg, the opioid epidemic, and russian tattoo artists. enjoy! song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod

    21 // love for aquarius

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2022 37:37


    episode 21: it's aquarius season baby!!!! exploring the background of the water-bearer  including the constellation, history, greek mythology, and characteristics.   song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod sources: https://www.britannica.com/place/Aquarius-astronomy https://www.windows2universe.org/the_universe/Constellations/aquarius.html https://www.space.com/21511-aquarius-constellation-facts-about-the-water-bearer.html https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/history/aquarius/ https://trustedteller.com/blog/the-ancient-history-of-aquarius/ http://www.ovovideo.com/en/zodiacal-sign-aquarius/ https://www.britannica.com/topic/Ea https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/aquarius https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/zodiac-signs/aquarius/ https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/astrology/planets/uranus/ https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/astrology/elements/air/

    20 // radium girlies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2022 51:39


    deep diving into the radium girls of the 1920's and 30's who used what little they had left to change history forever. also f*ck capitalism. sources: https://www.britannica.com/story/radium-girls-the-women-who-fought-for-their-lives-in-a-killer-workplace https://www.livescience.com/39623-facts-about-radium.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Radium_Corporation https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_jaw https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_Girls https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radithor https://www.state.nj.us/dep/hpo/1identify/nrsr_19_Mar_Radium_girls.pdf https://theconversation.com/meet-the-matchstick-women-the-hidden-victims-of-the-industrial-revolution-87453#:~:text=The%20story%20of%20the%20British,vapours%20on%20a%20daily%20basis. https://www.bbc.com/news/health-39567240 song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod

    19 // new years intentions

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 69:48


    reflecting on the end of 2021/start of 2022 for me as well as setting my intentions for 2022. song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod

    18 // final destination

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2022 94:03


    episode eighteen! unpacking the injuries and deaths from walt disney world and six flags over georgia! TW: injuries, deaths, and molestation that took place in the amusement parks discussed, please don't watch/listen if you are sensitive to these subjects- this is quite literally the entire episode.   sources https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_incidents_at_Walt_Disney_World https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incidents_at_Six_Flags_parks song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod

    17 // rae dumb

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 59:32


    episode seventeen!  unpacking the rae dunn phenomenon that is infecting middle aged women everywhere.  song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod listen below! apple https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/no-eye-contact/id1566398940 spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/4EJfBdIgb3NmxWxzhZC8GJ google https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL3l1bmdjaW5lcGhpbGUvZmVlZC54bWw sources: https://www.raedunn.com/about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awPY8Dflh0Y http://www.raedunn.com/tag/manufacture https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RxJR3Ono8o

    16 // yung cinephile

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 91:00


    episode sixteen! unpacking what it means to be a cinephile and discussing the movies i've watched recently. song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod

    15 // a dark fairytale

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 88:40


    episode 15!! talking about radical acceptance and some awkward interactions i've had lately. also reading the megan fox and mgk cringy gq article. enjoy! mgk and megan fox article: https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/culture/article/megan-fox-machine-gun-kelly-interview song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod yungcinephile@gmail.com

    14 // birthday bukkake w/ erin

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 74:20


    episode 14 with my girl erin. we celebrate a late birthday together and no it's not like that. just thought it was a funny title. we talk sauces v condiments, take an office trivia quiz, and even get into world war 2 for some reason? enjoy!   song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod yungcinephile@gmail.com

    13 // a bug‘s wife

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 57:01


    bugs have really been effing up the vibe lately. is no one going to talk about it???? discussing fist fighting spiders, unlocking a childhood memory, and learning how big a bug's brain is. enjoy! song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod yungcinephile@gmail.com

    12 // jackash

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021 82:13


    episode 12: welcome to jackash! joined by my good friend jackson. we talk about how we met, bad horror movies, coming out, and our dream and nightmare blunt rotations. enjoy! ALSO i am loud and holding the mic and jackson is quiet and holding the mic too far away, im sorry  :-) song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod yungcinephile@gmail.com

    11 // welcome to bible study

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 48:23


    episode 11 is diving into christianity. i know, hot topic. going through my christian childhood and analyzing how much it controls the world we live in. shoutout to my grandparents who believe the rapture's coming any day now! see you in hell! song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod yungcinephile@gmail.com

    10 // catching up with cam

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 106:33


    episode 10- double digits!!!! my brother is visiting me. we catch up on how his college experience is going and also go through  and rate the tv shows we watched together this past year. enjoy! TRIGGER WARNING: Around 1 hour 27 minutes for the rest of the podcast, we start talking about separating art and artist and discussing horrible celebrity crimes, sometimes, in detail. Please skip if this is too much for you. follow my brother: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOduQCfiSbwHjvzhSr_dXsA song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod yungcinephile@gmail.com

    9 // bonafide sellout

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2021 89:29


    wpisode 9- talking about celebs who sold out! going through a shady article list of worst sellouts. discussing books and remembering the documentary, supersize me. enjoy! song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod yungcinephile@gmail.com

    8 // locals only

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 45:57


    episode eight baybee! we're talking local behavior- what is it? what does it entail? are there levels to it? what makes a person a local? no hate to the locals, locals make the world go round! song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod yungcinephile@gmail.com

    7 // island time 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 130:51


    episode 7 with some friends! we're in myrtle beach, sc just being straight silly. thank you to my friends erin, mads, aly, and everett! we talk about accents, zodiacs, and memories! enjoy! song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod yungcinephile@gmail.com

    6 // hot gay summer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021 44:35


    Lets goooooo number sixxxxxxx. This week we're celebrating hot gay summer. Shouting out some of our fave lgbtq+ celebs, celebrating fathers day, and even diving into some internet drama. Enjoy! song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod yungcinephile@gmail.com

    5 // shoutout floridiots

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 67:22


    The fifth episode of No Eye Contact. The audio is absolutely atrocious. i sound like i am underwater talking through one of those tin can string phones, I have no idea what happened… I talk about pitch perfect, my travel experience, and my floridian heritage. Thanks for listening! song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod yungcinephile@gmail.com

    4 // weird dreams

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 58:40


    Episode 4! Let's talk about weird dreams, baby. Let's also talk about lindsay lohan, the four agreements, and stalking a boy from high school on facebook. Hope you like it! :) song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs insta// @noeyecontactpod yungcinephile@gmail.com

    3 // my good friend erin

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 79:59


    THIRD EPISODE BAYBEEEE this is my favorite episode so far. I am joined by my good friend erin. This is our first time being together in the past few months and we decided to celebrate by drinking and trying a podcast episode. this was the first part to a two part conversation but nothing too interesting was discussed in the second so this is all ya get! In this episode we talk about living close to the hunger games' district 12. We discuss pigeon forge, tn. And we compare daddy and mommy issues!   Thank you for watching or listening!   song: “park bench” by misterE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z71n9VJHPIs   insta// @noeyecontactpod yungcinephile@gmail.com

    2 // annoying ex neighbor

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2021 48:35


    second episode baybeeee. it's just me this episode. i talk about my neighbor that lived directly below me and would not leave me alone for 8 months!!! basically i'm just sh*tting on a little lonely old lady for 25 minutes… enjoy! video version here! song: “park bench” by misterE insta// @noeyecontactpod yungcinephile@gmail.com

    1 // ranking horror movies

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2021 46:07


    my name is ash, thanks for stopping by! first pod icebreaker so it may be a little awkward or that may just be me baybeeee video version here song: “park bench” by misterE insta// @noeyecontactpod

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