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Today the rain has made you sick and you decide to stay inside because all of your friends have started to call you 'Sneezy'. As you sit inside sipping chunky soup from a can you start to realize that Mucinex is the best friend you have. Suddenly there's a rap at the door, it's Sweet & Loose. They're here with a bunch of hugs and heart-shaped chocolates that they already ate. They plop down on the couch and start talking about: being on the big screen, drive-thru therapy, and Ghostbusters. "Take a hike Mucinex!" you exclaim, "I've got the best medicine right here." Follow the Sweetboy Keenan Lloyd on Instagram and Twitter @sweetboy_comedy, and follow the Looseboy Amar Risbud on Instagram and Twitter at @bummer_no_b. Follow the podcast on Twitter at @oknspod and let us know if you're a sexist or if you voted for brexit! Special thanks to Ryan Lloyd and Easton Skara for the theme song. Find them at catbug and Easton on Soundcloud and Bandcamp.

Today you look wistfully out the window in the hopes that the 40 year rain will end soon. You're about to give up hope and surrender to the call of the lean cuisine in your fridge, when all of a sudden you hear a knock at your window. It's Sweet & Loose! They're soaking wet! They perch on your sill and start talking about; Chicken v Corn, thrift stores, and beachy vibes. Hey maybe the rain will never cease, but this might just brighten your day. Follow the Sweetboy Keenan Lloyd on Instagram and Twitter @sweetboy_comedy, and follow the Looseboy Amar Risbud on Instagram and Twitter at @bummer_no_b. Follow the podcast on Twitter at @oknspod and let us know if you'd like to be a seesaw or a meemaw... or just have fun with it! Special thanks to Ryan Lloyd and Easton Skara for the theme song. Find them at catbug and Easton on Soundcloud and Bandcamp.

You've spent the last month coming back to this dock every day, looking out over the sea, hoping to catch a glimpse of a sail on the horizon. Every one of those days you have been disappointed. Except for today. You see the bow in the distance, you see the sail unfurling, and you see two hazy figures up in that crow's nest. It's Sweet and Loose! They're back, and they're shouting to shore about tough bars, pool sharks, and the domestic lifestyle. Land ho! Follow the Sweetboy Keenan Lloyd on Instagram and Twitter @sweetboy_comedy, and follow the Looseboy Amar Risbud on Instagram and Twitter at @bummer_no_b. 
Follow the podcast on Twitter at @oknspod and let us know if you believe in progress or prongress! Special thanks to Ryan Lloyd and Easton Skara for the theme song. Find them at catbug and Easton on Soundcloud and Bandcamp.

Today you've been craving that Triple Double Backflip McTwist burger from BurgerShop, unfortunately you don't have any cash. Dejected you walk home to start heating up that leftover casserole. As you walk into the kitchen, you're shocked to see your leftovers have already been heated up! Who's responsible for this? It's Sweet & Loose! The boys snuck in to spice up your dish by talking about, Derek Jeter, getting mugged, and bowling. You look up from your plate and say, "Wow! This leftover episode really shows you can always refry a bean!" Follow the Sweetboy Keenan Lloyd on Instagram and Twitter @sweetboy_comedy, and follow the Looseboy Amar Risbud on Instagram and Twitter at @bummer_no_b. Follow the podcast on Twitter at @oknspod and let us know if you Hate Gatsby or you think he's Great Gatsby! Special thanks to Ryan Lloyd and Easton Skara for the theme song. Find them at catbug and Easton on Soundcloud and Bandcamp.

Today you find yourself bundled up by a cozy fire reading Infinite Jest and laughing about all the funny jesters in there. When all of a sudden your window flies open with a gust of wind! Two storks barge their way into your living room and each drop a bundled boy... It's Sweet & Loose! And they've got some spicy ideas like, Baby Blue Planet, life hacks, and John Foreman. Oh Oh! looks like there's too many jesters in this room! Follow the Sweetboy Keenan Lloyd on Instagram and Twitter @sweetboy_comedy, and follow the Looseboy Amar Risbud on Instagram and Twitter at @bummer_no_b. Follow the podcast on Twitter at @oknspod and let us know if you'd clam down on unsubstantiated claims or you'd claim your unsubstantiated clams! Special thanks to Ryan Lloyd and Easton Skara for the theme song. Find them at catbug and Easton on Soundcloud and Bandcamp.

You won tickets to the SuperBowl, and you're Super Stoked. You arrive at the stadium ready for the ol' ballgame, but after the second quarter, you realize you totally forgot about the halftime show. The stage in the center of the field fills with smoke, and a mesmerizing laser show shines through it. When the smoke parts, the crowd goes wild: it's Sweet & Loose! They play all their classics, from Foie Gras to Bugs Buddy to Our Star Wedding. Now you know who really won the game. Follow the Sweetboy Keenan Lloyd on Instagram and Twitter at @sweetboy_comedy, and follow the Looseboy Amar Risbud on Instagram and Twitter at @bummer_no_b. Follow the podcast on Twitter at @oknspod and vote on if you'd eat Tiramisu or you'd just keep saying Dear I Miss You! Special thanks to Ryan Lloyd and Easton Skara for the theme song. Find them at catbug and Easton on Soundcloud and Bandcamp.

Today you're working a late shift, and you're all alone at the office. You're sitting in the conference room, putting together a PowerPoint, and for a moment you look out the window. Two jumpsuit clad dudes out there on a scaffold are yukkin' it up, squeegees in hand. They notice you looking at them, and they motion at you to open up the window. The breeze is fresh but the boys are fresher: it's Sweet & Loose! They start chattin' about Joe Pesci, inside jokes with their parents, and Questlove's cookbook, and you don't even notice how long you've been laughing till you see that ol' shiny bastard... the Sun. Can't wait to tell my fantasy league boys about this one! Follow the Sweetboy Keenan Lloyd at @sweetboy_comedy on Instagram and Twitter, and follow the Looseboy Amar Risbud at @bummer_no_b on Instagram and Twitter. Follow the Podcast at @oknspod on Twitter and vote in on whether you'd get some Water or if it's too much of a Bother! Special thanks to Ryan Lloyd and Easton Skara for the theme song. Find them at catbug and Easton on Soundcloud and Bandcamp.

Today you're cruising through the desert out on Route 50 in your El Dorado, the wind rushing through your hair. The classic rock station you're listening to drifts in and out, and over the static you start to hear something a little bit... funkier. It's Sweet & Loose! As the sun beats down out in the old west, those two knuckleheads are like a cool drink of water. So you put the pedal to the metal while they get into pierogies, running for city council, and *not* kicking it. The loneliest highway just got a little less lonely. Follow the Sweetboy Keenan Lloyd at @sweetboy_comedy on Instagram and Twitter, and follow the Looseboy Amar Risbud at @bummer_no_b on Instagram and Twitter. Follow the podcast at @oknspod on Twitter and vote on whether you'd rather spring a parent trap, or a parrot trap! Special thanks to Ryan Lloyd and Easton Skara for the theme song. Find them at catbug and Easton on Soundcloud and Bandcamp.

You just moved to the City Of Angels (Los Angeles(L.A.)), and you're looking to make it in The Biz. You've worked hard as an extra for a while, got representation at a Big Agency, and moved into a totally rad studio loft. You get called in for a Big Audition, heck, it's probably THE Big Audition, and you're nervous, but excited. You walk into the casting office and see two L.A. Big Shots you never thought you'd see in real life: it's Sweet & Loose! They start chattin' about old people, the Looseboy's confusing house, and sandwichcraft, and you feel that nervousness melt away. You belong here, you're runnin' with the big dogs now. Follow the Sweetboy Keenan Lloyd on Instagram and Twitter at @Sweetboy_comedy, and follow the Looseboy Amar Risbud on Instagram and Twitter at @bummer_no_b. Follow the podcast on Twitter at @oknspod, and vote in this episode's ending segment poll! Special thanks to Ryan Lloyd and Easton Skara for the theme song. Find them at catbug and Easton on Soundcloud and Bandcamp.

Today you're getting new tiling in your guest bathroom, so you call the company and ask them to send over their best. Two hours later you hear the doorbell ring, and when you open it up, you know you're getting good service: it's Sweet & Loose! They're a couple o' charmin' devils, and they get right to work. But they ask only one thing: is it okay if they chat a bit while they work? They start to talk about Santa, the right way to eat your apples, and of course, bread. They start spacklin', and pretty soon, you're cacklin'. Follow the Sweetboy Keenan Lloyd on Twitter and Instagram at @Sweetboy_comedy, and follow the Looseboy Amar Risbud on Twitter and Instagram @bummer_no_b. Follow the podcast @oknspod on Twitter to vote in our ending segment polls! Special thanks to Ryan Lloyd and Easton Skara for the theme song. Find them at catbug and Easton on Soundcloud and Bandcamp.

Today you're finally christening that old boat of yours. You've dreamed of this day for years, but alas, you've forgotten your favorite bottle for smashing. But hold on! Who's that just polishing off a Prosecco? It's Sweet & Loose! They toss you the empty bottle and start chatting about Jabba the Hutt, how to make a mountain out of a molehill, and good American baseball. This is gonna be one hell of a maiden voyage. Follow the Sweetboy Keenan Lloyd at @sweetboy_comedy on Instagram and Twitter, and follow the Looseboy Amar Risbud @bummer_no_b on Instagram and Twitter. Let us know what you'd do: light a big ol' firework, or get some help with some hired work! Special thanks to Ryan Lloyd and Easton Skara for the theme song. Find them at catbug and Easton on Soundcloud and Bandcamp.

Today you are absolutely stuffed with food and drink. You start to make your way towards your favorite couch to let your dirty ol' bones have a rest. But what's this? Sweet & Loose beat you to the punch. They're already busy soaking in the couch-y goodness and talking about clam chowder, gargoyles, and bruschetta. The boys scoot over so you can sit perfectly in between them. Hope you saved room for bits! Follow the Sweetboy Keenan Lloyd at @sweetboy_comedy on Instagram and Twitter, and follow the Looseboy Amar Risbud @bummer_no_b on Instagram and Twitter. Let us know what you'd dig into: a big lobster or an ol' timey mobster! Special thanks to Ryan Lloyd and Easton Skara for the theme song. Find them at catbug and Easton on Soundcloud and Bandcamp.