I'm Shane Ormond and I spend every waking moment of my life knee deep in the 24-hour news cycle so you don't have to. Every week, One Last Thing serves up the biggest money moving stories, easy on the bullcrap and with a side order of fresh nonsense. Come on in (but leave your serious pants on the hook by the door).

Old Mate Take: China v OzThe Roach Approach: MichaelOld Mate, Young Mate: is Santa real?

Old Mate Take: Borders DownThe Roach Approach: AbrahamOld Mate, Young Mate: Unknown Number

Old Mate Take: Poor Old Packer's PeckerThe Roach Approach: MichaelaOld Mate, Young Mate: Pocket Money

Old Mate Take: Sexy Old CanberraThe Roach Approach: Jackie Needs A Pay RiseOne Last Thing: Mitch vs Dad

Old Mate Take: USA!The Roach Approach: Gary Hears Wedding BellsIs Mitch A Wuss? Good Customer Service

Old Mate Take: The BudgetFuture Correspondent: The BudgetYou Haven't Heard Of Them: Jarn Tooten - FINAL! www.billyvanwyk.com

Old Mate Take: PolitrixFuture Correspondent: Apple MicrochipsYou Haven't Heard Of Them: Wet Patch Adams

Old Mate Take: Adelaide!Future Correspondent: A breakwayYou Haven't Heard Of Them: P-Hole Surgery

Old Mate Take: Sydney 2000Future Correspondent: Politics Battle RoyaleYou Haven't Heard Of Them: The Wobblies

Old Mate Take: Tik TokFuture Correspondent: Happy New YearYou Haven't Heard Of Them: Great Noize (Ibiza Club Megamix)

Old Mate Take: TonyFuture Correspondent: 2039, one for the greeniesYou Haven't Heard Of Them: The Chumlees

Old Mate Take: Christchurch & Aged CareIs Mitch A Wuss: Singing in churchKENspiracy: Lochness Monster

Old Mate Take: Harris & BidenFuture Correspondent: AAOUG games in 2468You Haven't Heard Of Them: Sweet FA

Old Mate Take: Trump gets owned?Future Correspondent: Glitz & Glam 2029You Haven't Heard Of Them: Daddy Long Dreads

Old Mate Take: KarenFuture Correspondent: time is irrelevantYou Haven't Heard Of Them: Cigarette Sandwich

Old Mate Take: Scientists & GlaziersFuture Correspondent: A Night At The TheatreYou Haven't Heard Of Them: The Less Frequently Asked Questions

Old Mate Take: 'rona & the PalaceFuture Correspondent: the end of Rugby League?You Haven't Heard Of Them: The Manky Hankies

Old Mate Take: Hong KongFuture Correspondent: One Last Thing ScandalKENspiracies: Epstein

Old Mate Take: Dolebludgers & MissilesFuture Correspondent: Rudie NudiesYou Haven't Heard of Them: Billiseconds - Super Max Lyfe

2SER's Budget Tonight ShowOld Mate Take: Rona is backFuture Correspondent: Wedding BellsYou Haven't Heard of Them: premiere of Low Fat Poison's 'Smash My Face'

Airing Friday 19th June on 2SER FM in Sydney. The very first outing of 2SER's Friday 'Budget Tonight Show', hosted by Mitch Byatt.We'll cop the biggest news stories of the week from Old Mate Murray Olds, a look into the future with Tom Roach and Mitch's musical dreams are realised through the creation of a weekly segment creating fake bands with the help of Billy. First up: Low-Fat-Poison