Petty Ass Podcast

We talk about life under quarantine, our thoughts on the state and federal crisis management of the coronavirus, and substitutions for thotting in the streets.

We discuss the changing landscape of HBCU homecomings, the Harriet Tubman movie, and Omarion's love life.

The crew reunites to discuss Jay Z's partnership with the NFL, the gender dynamics of Hot Girl/City Boy Summer, and the great Loafers fire.

We discuss if men are pressured to look cute on social media, the changes to Morehouse College's admission policy, and try to find decent bars in Northwest Baltimore.

We discuss Jenn buying sneakers with chicken grease on them, youth disruption in local malls, and Facebook trolls in the aftermath of Nipsey Hussle's murder.

We discuss the tragic death of Nipsey Hussle, ongoing trouble with Baltimore City's mayor, how to handle the springtime bounce back and Cardi B's place in the #MeToo movement.

We discuss the 'Leaving Neverland' documentary, the CIAA coming to Baltimore and the Ivy League admission scandal.

We discuss Jussie Smollett, Mo'Nique and Steve Harvey and Stephanie Rawlings-Blake living her best life.

We return from hiatus to discuss Thanksgiving, Dwight Howard and Jill Scott.

We discuss the legend of the Lexington Market rat and bachelorette party etiquette.

We welcome back Gaddy and Marsh from hiatus, discuss the limits to the ho chase, and Gaddy's prospects in educating the youth of Baltimore City.

The fam talks about when dreams come true, recaps the HBCU Awards, and Jarrett's failure to throw effective alley-oops.

We discuss when co-workers get out of their lane, LeBron James' legacy, and the Ques' legacy of quality showings at homecomings.

Dame is leaving, and we reflect on his attempts to buy clubs, his women, and Jenn the love of his life.

How big of a fool is Kanye West, and how awesome is Donald Glover?

The fam discusses Bill Cosby's conviction, interracial dream hookups, and Jenny L. delivers a monologue from August Wilson's 'Fences.'

The fam discusses Beyoncé's Coachella performance, bullying in schools, and why Jenn and Dame won't fall in love.

We talk about the latest grits and biscuits party, Jenn and Dame cockblocking each other, and the March for Our Lives.

We catch everyone up on our hiatus, and break down the WKYS nanny controversy.

We discuss our field trip to see Black Panther, Tione leaving for Boston, and Jenn stealing all of her home-based technology.

The fam discusses Baltimore's wayward subway system, Uber stealing life from hacking, porn on phones and black love.

The fam discusses Mo'Nique's rants, Jenn's Polar Bear Plunge, Baltimore's mall industry and stealing Netflix.

We discuss how to fire or to resign from a job with class, how to reclaim your crown, and how to best leverage groups and friends to support money-making ventures.

We talk about how we brought up the new year, Baltimore schools' heating issue and why sisters look mad in the club.

We discuss the sisters' recent trip to a fundraiser at Chipotle, Omarosa being fired, and how to handle holiday headaches.

A special edition of the podcast splits up the family to discuss our wants, needs and expectations of the opposite sex.

We talk about salvaging group dynamics when two friends fall out, Jenn's mom visits the Golden Dragon, and the group turns a conversation about men being babies while sick into 15 minutes about eating ass.

The Sunday Night Crew discusses Woke Reg's weightlifting accident, the challenges of creating and maintaining black space, and our favorite white things.

We return from a two-month hiatus to discuss our commitment to the show, harassment and rape culture, and Gaddy's fascination with wearing double paraphernalia.

It's a pop-up edition of the podcast prior to the Floyd Mayweather-Connor McGregor fight. We fight through sickness, drunkenness and high times to talk fake invites and our thoughts on who would win. Who turned out to be dead wrong with their predictions?

We discuss Cort's indecisiveness on loving Ques, Charlottesville and Usher's L's.

We return with Gaddy defending a picnic as 'a movie,' R. Kelly slander, checking out dates on the judiciary database and shade for Jenn L. and the Bad Pitches.

We discuss James Comey's testimony before Congress, LeBron's legacy, Jenn L's softball loss, and lying friends.

The crew returns to discuss rompers, cookout harassment and the fall of Tiger Woods.

Two Jenns return to clear up rumors from last week's trip to the Horseshoe. We also discuss political divisions in the black community, and the pain/pleasure principle.

A night out at the Horseshoe, dating women without plans for a future, and Will Smith slander all goes down when the sisters aren't around this week.

Jenn R. talks about her trip out to California for Coachella, and her beef with Gaddy via GroupMe. We also discuss Cort's conversation with a guy revealing too much in the first conversation.

We discuss the culture of exes and jumpoffs working to reclaim romantic space, and the impact of social media on interpersonal communication.

We discuss why some of the sisters in the group are choosing men in Omega Psi Phi over men of Alpha Phi Alpha, a recap of the latest B-More Rise event, and finish up with how to cope with being hungover in church.

The brothers discuss their experience at a regional fraternity convention, tax advice and a petty ass wingman in action at a birthday party.

We discuss cultural appropriation, Cort landing a celebrity to come to her school, and our worst 'morning after' stories.

Bert returns to discuss wedding etiquette and social media etiquette. We also discuss a recent event from BMore Rise and other community service outreach programs.

We talk about pettiness in the black church, and the balance between being human and being spiritual in navigating the petty space.

We talk about the pettiness of Baltimore City, its places and its people.

We discuss the Remy Ma diss of Nicki Minaj, the fam's sex bingo night and when to withhold sex.

We talk about BET's 'The Quad,' and its representation of HBCU culture. We also talk about the ongoing value of historically black colleges, and the challenge of sharing the HBCU story.

The fam discusses the art of Valentines Day, love languages, and how to flourish on a day dedicated to couples when you are single.

We start off with a non-related story about one of our charity events, and that turns into a discussion on Black Hollywood.

The fam discusses the inauguration of Donald Trump and the path forward for Black America in this new political and social age.

The fam talks about how and when to cut it in 2017, with jobs, relationships and sex, and even your close friends.

How to make and keep new year's resolutions, and how to deal with the haters who may try to block your light.