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Every episode of Chicago Heroes: Heroes University is better than the last. And yet, they're all perfect. Life is full of paradoxes. Sarah Black and Ben Flores recap the latest for you right here on the only official recap podcast for television's best show, which is real. Enjoy.

Buh da da buh da da buh da da I'm coming home again. It's Homecoming Weekend at Heroes University but trouble is afoot. And when we say "afoot" we're not talking about soccer. We're talking about football. Can the budding heroes save the big game? Sarah and Ben recap the latest episode of Heroes University, television's number one show, which is real.

It's move-in day at Heroes University and campus is already falling apart. Sarah and Ben recap the drama and romance of the first episode of television's new smash hit show, a spinoff of Chicago Heroes starring Kiefer Sutherland, Juliana Marguelis (spelling?), Melissa McCarthy, Chance the Rapper, and Young Sheldon. Join the conversation on Twitter @pleasesavemepod.

After four season recapping television's #1 show, Chicago Heroes, Sarah Black and Ben Flores are thrown into a tailspin when it is yanked off the air. But could the show that's replacing it be even better? Join your favorite podcasters as they catch up after the hiatus and unbox the trailer for your favorite new television show, Heroes University. Have questions for the Gripe Pipe? Follow @pleasesavemepod on Twitter!

After a detour into the bar-based spinoff sitcom Sulligan's, Chicago Heroes is back on the air and Sarah and Ben are back recapping it in full force.

Once again, the network didn't air Chicago Heroes, televisions #1 show. They did air a spin-off sitcom set in Sulligan's Corner Bar (which is located in the middle of a city block). Sarah and Ben recapped the show for all you wonderful listeners! Join the convo on Twitter @pleasesavemepod.

We did things a bit differently on our podcast this week. Usually, we recap the (made-up) television show Chicago Heroes, a crime procedural that veers into absurdity, and into extreme violence and amorality. However, there has been widespread protesting against police brutality and racism the past few week, which are causes that we fully support. In our city of Chicago there has been an extraordinary, sustained push for justice from the people, and an unjust backlash from the police and the city that only further reinforces the need for change. We felt it would be more appropriate this week on our comedy podcast to recap a spinoff show that doesn't feature police, so we came up with a spinoff show called Sulligan's, set at the bar frequented by the protagonists of the main show. We hope you enjoy it. We also hope you will check out the 10 Demands of Black Lives Matter Chicago at https://www.blacklivesmatterchicago.com/10-demands-of-blmchi/ and donate to an organization supporting the efforts of black and brown people to seek justice, which benefits us all. You could start with BLM Chicago, your local BLM chapter, or other Chicago organizations we like -- Brave Space Alliance or Chicago Torture Justice Center, which is dedicated to supporting the victims of police torture, which our city has a horrific history of. Thanks for tuning in, Hero Heads. We have the best listeners in the world!

The cast of Chicago Heroes (TV's #1 show!) always hangs out at a deli called Central Pork. Well,not anymore. Sarah and Ben recap the latest episode of Chicago Heroes. Good luck watching it (you won't be able to find it). Join the convo @pleasesavemepod on Twitter

What happened this week on television's longest-running, number one show, Chicago Heroes? The dastardly superintendent has refused to reopen the schools and the parents have taken matters into their own hands. Expertly recapped, as usual, by superfans Sarah Black and Ben Flores. Join the conversation @pleasesavemepod on Twitter.

The taxman came to town this week on Chicago Heroes, television's number one show. Sarah Black and Ben Flores faithfully recap the episode like they do every week, for all of you listeners who were not able to catch it when it was on television, which it really was.

Sarah and Ben are still stranded on their own separate islands, still recapping TV's best show, Chicago Heroes, on which the heroes go into a little quarantine of their own. Join the convo @pleasesavemepod on Twitter!

Sarah and Ben are still isolated but that hasn't stopped them from recording your favorite recap podcast for the world's best television show, Chicago Heroes. Good thing to, because it's Maytag May, and the only thing we all love more than Chicago Heroes is brand synergy!

Chicago Heroes is the most popular television show in the world (even if many people say it "doesn't exist"), and Sarah Black and Ben Flores are its biggest fans. They've recently found themselves in exile, but that's not stopping them from recording their often moving, always hilarious "official" recap podcast for Chicago Heroes as it premieres its fourth season. Join the conversation @pleasesavemepod on Twitter!

Did you cry a bucket of tears when Season 3 of Chicago Heroes (television's best show) came to an end? So did we. But now we're crying tears of joy, because there's going to be a Season 4. Sarah Black and Ben Flores will be with you every step of the way, recapping the drama.

Sarah Black and Ben Flores record the podcast remotely for the first time ever as they recap the electric season three finale of television's #1 show, Chicago Heroes. Join the conversation on Twitter @pleasesavemepod, and please drop a review for the show in Apple Podcasts!

Sarah and Ben recap the first part of the epic two-part season finale of Chicago Heroes, in possibly the most legendary event never to happen on television. Join the conversation at @pleasesavemepod on Twitter!

Woop woop that's the sound of the police! They're not coming for ya weed! Sarah and Ben recap the latest leafy green episode of Chicago Heroes with guest Carly Kane (@ckanee on Instagram)!

The latest episode of Chicago Heroes (television's #1 show!) won five Oscars for its scathing portrayal of the parasitic relationship between the rich (who do everything of value in society) and the poor (who suck their blood like nasty little leeches). Sarah and Ben break down the episode!

This week on CHICAGO HEROES, television's number one show, MAYOR LISA KUDROW dispatches a SPECIAL FORCES UNIT to sweep the "MUGGLES" out of their neighborhood so she can FLIP some REAL ESTATE and RAKE IN the DOUGH. Sarah Black and Ben Flores recap the whole thing, live and direct. Join the conversation @pleasesavemepod on Twitter!

It's a very Valentine's episode of Chicago Heroes, television's #1 show, and as usual, Sarah and Ben are here to recap it for all the fans. If you listen until the end there's a John Wick reference, so stick around. Like what ou hear? Join the conversation @pleasesavemepod on Twitter!

Sarah and Ben put the finishing touches on a couple of impressions, punch up some ad copy, and recap the latest episode of Chicago Heroes, which is, of course, television's number one show. Respect their authority!

Chicago Heroes is television's best and most popular show, and Sarah Black and Ben Flores are its biggest fans. This week they recap the latest episode which features a little bit of football and a lotta bit of mayhem and big lotta bit of voices and impressions. Mamma mia!You can follow Please Save Me on Twitter @pleasesavemepod and ask anything and everything related to the show and to Chicago Heroes!

In the justice system, there's law, and there's order, and never the twain shall meet. Except that's not a saying, and they do. Anyway, that's sort of what happened on this week's fantastic episode of Chicago Heroes, which is of course television's number one tv show, even if it doesn't actually exist. Sarah and Ben lay down the recap!

Television's #1 show is called Chicago Heroes. It stars Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, and Lisa Kudrow as cops, firefighters, paramedics, lawyers, politicians, and paleontologists: you know, heroes! This is the official recap podcast for the show, hosted by its biggest fans. On this week's episode (which you already watched, probably), Mayor Lisa Kudrow hatches another scheme to gain traction in her presidential campaign. Follow us on Twitter @pleasesavemepod to join the conversation!

Let's get one thing straight: the episode title here is barely going to make sense even once you've heard this thing. Either you kinda get it, or you kinda don't. That's as far as it goes. Enjoy the ride as Sarah and Ben recap the latest episode of television's very "real," very popular show, Chicago Heroes!

There's only one thing people love more than stories, and that's origin stories. Well, you're gonna get one this week for the character "Joey" on the show "Chicago Heroes," which is television's most popular show (ask anybody). Enjoy!

Just because it's a New Year doesn't mean it's a new season. This week Sarah and Ben recap tv's best show, Chicago Heroes, like they do every week. The heroes throw a big blowout bash at the Hero House for all the city's teens to keep them safe and sound. But do things go as planned? Probably not, or there would be no story. Tune in, and find out!

Ruh roh! It's Christmas time and that means Christmas episodes of all of your favorite tv shows, starting with Chicago Heroes, and ending with Chicago Heroes. Sarah and Ben break down the holiday megasode of everybody's favorite television show, Chicago Heroes. This one features a character that is sort of named Scrooge. It is NOT sponsored by Microsoft. Enjoy.

Paul Blart Nation rise up! Hop onto your Segway because it's time to Observe and Report! This week Sarah and Ben recap television's #1 show Chicago Heroes, as usual, and hey, if they have a little fun along the way, what're ya gonna do? Sue 'em why don't ya? Join the conversation on Twitter @pleasesavemepod!

This one's a twofer: Sarah and Ben, together by their duosome, recapping your favorite television program, Chicago Heroes. Also, this was recorded on Black Friday, so you know what that means! Dicks out for deals #dicksoutfordeals. Please hit us up @pleasesavemepod on Twitter if you have any questions you'd like us to answer on the air!

This week we recap television's number one show Chicago Heroes like we do every freakin week. And we dabble in the dark arts a little bit. We've got Jake Knobbe (follow him @kenohbee on Twitter) on the episode and he knows a little something about TV so you don't wanna miss this one. Ya heard!

Usually Sarah Black and Ben Flores squad up with a guest to recap television's #1 show Chicago Heroes, but this week they're rolling duo and cleaning house. Or should we say cleaning mouse, and that's a hint about the mouse that's in this episode, metaphorically, there's not an actual mouse, it's Disney. Plus.

Chicago Heroes is a real television show but you won't find it in any TV guide. Join your hosts Ben Flores and Sarah Black as they recap each week's episode with fans of the show, cultural commentators, and comedians. This week Tricia Brown (catch her at iO in Chicago) draws on her dance expertise to help us make sense of this episode of prestige television!

Cops, firefighters, doctors, lawyers...these guys are heroes. And they're all on television's #1 show, Chicago Heroes. But how does a paleontologist fit in? We've been wondering and we're sure you have, too! Thankfully we have Dan White (excellent tv-watcher and comedian, follow him @atdanwhite on Twitter) with us this week to break down the latest episode of your favorite prestige program.  

The third watch heroes are slinging mud on the third episode of the third season of Chicago Heroes, which is of course television's #1 show that we all watch and love. Sarah and Ben recap the episode with special guest Steph Gray. Tune in!

Sarah and Ben recap the second episode of television's #1 (freshly rebooted) show, Chicago Heroes, with special guest Mike Knish. If you're a fan of tv, you gotta listen, because the recaps are the best way to experience this tv show! Check out Mike's stuff at @cmj69420 and @_leslie_tanner on Twitter.

Forget Uncle Sam. You should be more worried about Uncle Soprano. A different type of taxman came to collect from the Chicago Heroes this week on television's number one show, and we have aquarium employee Bean O'Malley (Meggie Gates) on the podcast to discuss it. It sounds like it doesn't make sense, but it does.

This week television's #1 show (Chicago Heroes) takes us between a rock and a hard place, and we'd happily be stuck there forever. Especially with this week's guest, John Township (William Woods), who really helps us drive our recap home.

Where there's deep, deep snow, there are bodies buried underneath. The snow is melting in Chicago and it's time for some spring cleaning. Sarah and Ben recap this week's murderous episode of television's #1 show, Chicago Heroes, with their guest Gertrude Mueller (Paige Maney), who provides a bit of an outsider's perspective on the wacky world of American crime and culture.

This week we have agent to the dogs Louis Meyer (Matt Portman) on the podcast to recap the latest episode of television's #1 show, Chicago Heroes! 

Grab your aux cord and plug it into your Zune because we're going on the road with television's #1 show! The Chicago Heroes headed west this week for the Hero Bowl, and as the official recap podcast of the show, we brought on YouTuber Carl Roadster (Aaron Klopfer) to relive the journey!

Can a billionaire genius playboy bring Chicago into the 21st century with his humanitarian tech solutions? We brought science consultant Lawrence Rutherford (Pat Niday) onto the podcast to discuss. Share your thoughts about this week's episode of television's best show, Chicago Heroes, with us at @pleasesavemepod on Twitter and Vine. 

Grab a turkey leg, heroheads! This week's episode of television's #1 procedural network drama, Chicago Heroes, takes place at the experiential restaurant Medieval Times. Sarah and Ben are superfans of the TV show, and their guest this week is Cortneigh Taffer (Trent Dozier), a superfan of the acclaimed dinner theater!

Take one down and pass it around - it's a bottle episode. Featured extra background player Jen Jones (Mary O'Sullivan) stops into the podcast palace to recap this week's exciting, contained episode of Chicago Heroes, television's #1 show.

On this episode of television's #1 show, Chicago Heroes, police chief Scrooge-mantha McBoltz (portrayed by Sandra Bullock) gets a few little Christmas visits while she grinches around the police station. Will she change her scrooging ways? We break it all down with a traveling guest, Elfie Ho Ho How (Elsie How).

Do you believe in life after love? What about love after life? How does a TV show replace one of its greatest characters after they decide to kill him off? It's all in this week's recap of Chicago Heroes, the best show on television, and we've got Tino and Taran (Richie Owens and Paula Skaggs) from the crew here to discuss it with us!

Twists and turns abound every week on Chicago Heroes, television's real #1 show, and this week is no different. Guest Dan Black joins Sarah and Ben in the Please Save Me Podcasting Palace (their trailer) to recap the latest episode of the greatest television show ever made--we're talking plot mechanics, character-driven storytelling, prestige visuals, and envelope-pushing formal exploration. And they do a really great special segment, too.

Start your tummies! It's a race to find out who is stealing Thanksgiving leftovers in the latest episode of television's #1 show. Sarah and Ben break down the thrilling plot of the sophomore episode of the sophomore season of Chicago Heroes with a little help from a member of the production crew, Rita the Custodian (Molly Kessler).

Television's #1 show Chicago Heroes is back on the air, and Sarah and Ben are back at it with the recaps! This week they have Casey the Roadie (Chad Weaver) on the podcast to break down the Season 2 premiere of everybody's favorite television show. 

On a high-quality, professional podcast, the production team doesn't just record one long episode and cut it into two pieces and pretend it's two separate episodes. And neither did Sarah and Ben. That said, if you haven't yet listened to the first part of the Season 2 preview with Phil Lip da Psychic (Alex Collyard), you'll want to check that out before you tune into this installment, in which the crew finishes up their extensive preview of the next season of television's #1 show, Chicago Heroes!

Fetch your trousers out of the laundry basket, reach into the pocket, fish out your claim check, head to the pawn shop, talk to the guy, demand that he tell you where your television is, scream at him "what do you mean you sold off my TV, I thought had 90 days," throw an old radio through the front window to distract him, grab some other poor sucker's TV set from behind the counter, run out of the shop, go back home, and plug it in. Why? Because Chicago Heroes is television's #1 show and it's almost back on the air. Sarah and Ben welcome Phil Lip da Psychic (Alex Collyard) onto this week's episode of the podcast to predict what the coming season has in store.