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https://solvitryggva.is/ Þátturinn er í boði; Nings - https://nings.is/ Mamma veit best - https://mammaveitbest.is/ Mama Reykjavík - https://mama.is/ Ingling - https://ingling.is/ Kush.is - https://www.kush.is/ Heitir pottar.is - https://heitirpottar.is/ Heilsuhornið - https://heilsuhornid.is/

https://solvitryggva.is/ Þátturinn er í boði; Nings - https://nings.is/ Mamma veit best - https://mammaveitbest.is/ Mama Reykjavík - https://mama.is/ Ingling - https://ingling.is/ Kush.is - https://www.kush.is/ Heitir pottar.is - https://heitirpottar.is/ Heilsuhornið - https://heilsuhornid.is/

Iogurt grec amb suc d'ABBA. Crítica teatral de l'espectacle «Mamma mia!». Llibret original: Catherine Johnson. Basat en una idea de Judy Craymer. Adaptació: David Serrano. Música i lletres: Benny Andersson, Björn Ulvaeus. Alguna cançó d'Stig Anderson. Traducció i adaptació de les cançons a l'espanyol: Alejandro Serrano, David Serrano. Músics: Raúl Patiño Olivares, Alberto Cobo “Chele”, Miquel González Sánchez, Martí Soler, Laura Roselló, Rubén Alcázar, Dani Peña, Abel Franco, David Sánchez. Intèrprets principals: Anna Lagares, Lucía Pemán, Mireia Portas, Noemí Gallego, Marc Parejo, Víctor Gónzalez, Joan Olivé, Marc Ribalta, Natalia Serra, Laura Miguel, Pol Roselló, Luis Visiedo. Covers: Angel Saavedra, Noemí Gallego (Donna), Víctor Gónzalez (Sam), Natalia Serra (Sophie), Isabel Pera (Ali), Patricia Paisal (Donna), Carlos Jota (Bill i Harry). Alternants: Patricia Paisal (Tanya i Rosie), Lluis Canet (Bill). Elenc: Isabel Pera, Ingrid Machuca, Marta Borrás, María Pinalla, Carla Hernandez, Sergi Espina, Adrián García, Benjamín Brousse, Sergi Corominas, Alex Abad. Swing: Laia Lladó (DC) Juan Cano (DC) Carlos Jota Paula Pérez. Ajudant de direcció: Rómulo Assereto. Direcció de càsting: Carmen Márquez, Carmelo Lorenzo, Blanca Azorín. Direcció producció artística: Carmen Márquez. Coreografies: Iker Karrera. Disseny escenografia: Ricardo Sánchez-Cuerda. Disseny vestuari: Gabriela Salaverri. Disseny il·luminació: Felipe Ramos. Disseny so: Gastón Briski. Disseny caracterització: Chema Noci. Assistents coreografies: Carla Diego, Fernando Lázaro. Cap tècnic: Gonzalo Martínez Alpuente. Producció tècnica: Guillermo Cuenca. Productors executius: Marcos Cámara i Juan José Rivero. Productors: Pilar Gutiérrez, Marcos Cñamara i Juan José Rivero. Gerència de la companyia: Shia Baile García. Direcció musical: Joan Miquel Pérez. Direcció escènica: Juan Carlos Fisher. Producció SOM Produce i ATG Entertainment Company. Teatre Tívoli, Barcelona. Del 26 de setembre al 20 de desembre del 2026. Veu: Andreu Sotorra. Música: I have a dream. Interpretació: ABBA (Björn, Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson, Agnetha Fälstkog, Anni-Frid Lyngstad, Rutger Gunnarsson, Roger Palm i Malando Gassama. Composició i lletra: Björn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson. Àlbum: Voulez-vous, 1979.

Nálgast má þáttinn í heild sinni inn á; https://solvitryggva.is/ Þátturinn er í boði; Nings - https://nings.is/ Mamma veit best - https://mammaveitbest.is/ Mama Reykjavík - https://mama.is/ Ingling - https://ingling.is/ Kush.is - https://www.kush.is/ Heitir pottar.is - https://heitirpottar.is

Nálgast má þáttinn í heild sinni inn á; https://solvitryggva.is/ Þátturinn er í boði; Nings - https://nings.is/ Mamma veit best - https://mammaveitbest.is/ Mama Reykjavík - https://mama.is/ Ingling - https://ingling.is/ Kush.is - https://www.kush.is/ Heitir pottar.is - https://heitirpottar.is/

This week on Albany Comedy Corner, Greg gets to sit down with the very funny and ever chaotic, Dee Bellinger. We get to talk about her time with musical theater and what lead her to the world of Stand-Up.

NON È COLPA DEI GENITORI. Ho letto i commenti alla notizia sui Me Contro Te. La cosa interessante è che quasi tutti se la prendono con i genitori: «Bastava dire di no.» «Se comprano è colpa loro.» «I genitori devono educare i figli.» Ecco. È esattamente questo il punto che ho analizzato. Perché quando succede qualcosa, abbiamo una straordinaria capacità di spostare immediatamente la responsabilità su chi ha subito o assecondato il meccanismo. È lo stesso principio per cui, davanti a una violenza, qualcuno tira fuori la minigonna. O davanti a un sistema di consumo costruito intorno al desiderio, la colpa diventa quella del cliente che ha comprato. «Eh, ma poteva non comprarla.» Certo. Ma non è questo che stiamo analizzando. Intrattenimento è intrattenimento. Pubblicità è pubblicità. Shop è shop. Il problema nasce quando questi confini diventano indistinguibili per un pubblico di bambini. E soprattutto quando il bambino diventa il canale attraverso cui il desiderio arriva al genitore: «Mamma, comprami questo.» A me non compete fare l'analisi tecnica sulla privacy, sul diritto digitale o sulla reputazione. Quella la fa molto meglio di me  @MgpF  qui, seguitelo: https://youtu.be/2vkA037C9pA?si=kjysO6hiE3w2GdZ3. Io ho guardato la vicenda da un'altra prospettiva: quella criminologica. Perché continuare a chiederci cosa avrebbero dovuto fare i genitori è molto più facile che chiederci come funziona il meccanismo che ha prodotto quella situazione. E io, nel video, ho analizzato proprio quello. Perché ci scagliamo sempre contro la vittima e non analizziamo abbastanza l'offender e il suo modo di raggiungerci. FRANCESCO PAOLO ESPOSITO Criminologo Forense • Autore • Podcaster

Nálgast má þáttinn í heild sinni inn á; https://solvitryggva.is/ Gunnar Dan er smiður, hlaðvarpsstjórnandi og frumkvöðull. Í þættinum ræða Sölvi og Gunnar um samfélagið og stöðuna í heiminum, Nýja framhaldsbók Gunnars um UFO, leiðir til að hækka tíðnina, laða að sér rétta hluti og margt margt fleira. Þátturinn er í boði; Nings - https://nings.is/ Mamma veit best - https://mammaveitbest.is/ Mama Reykjavík - https://mama.is/ Ingling - https://ingling.is/ Kush.is - https://www.kush.is/ Heitir pottar.is - https://heitirpottar.is/    

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https://solvitryggva.is/   Þátturinn er í boði; Nings - https://nings.is/ Mamma veit best - https://mammaveitbest.is/ Mama Reykjavík - https://mama.is/ Ingling - https://ingling.is/ Kush.is - https://www.kush.is/ Heitir pottar.is - https://heitirpottar.is/

What does it take to forge a career in country music across three continents? In this episode, we sit down with tri-continental country artist Robert Ross—a 11-year Canadian Army veteran, Australian citizen, and current Nashville resident.Robert opens up about his journey from hearing his mother sing around their home in New Brunswick to topping the Australian Airplay charts with "Jack Daniels" and working alongside Grammy-winning producer Gil Grand on his sophomore album, Better With Time. We discuss how over a decade of military service shaped his "worn denim" songwriting style, the stories behind his Josie Music Award-nominated singles, and the comfort behind his legacy track "Don't You Cry."Mentioned in This Episode & Key LinksOfficial Music Video: Check out Robert's emotionally resonant single Don't You Cry on YouTube.Robert Ross Official Website: robertrossmusic.comFeatured Tracks: "Jack Daniels", "Drink en Down", "Mamma's Song", and "For You Girl".Connect with Robert RossInstagram: @robertrossmusicFacebook: Robert Ross MusicStreaming: Available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, and TikTok.If you enjoyed this episode, please leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify and subscribe so you never miss an interview!Follow us on Instagram & TikTok: [@unfiltered.undiscovered]Visit our Hall of Fame to explore past and current inductees: https://unfilteredandundiscovered.com/hall-of-fame-unfiltered-undiscovered/ Copyright Disclaimer:"The Unfiltered & Undiscovered Podcast features interviews and showcases with music artists, along with our Mystery Song Deep Dive segment, which is intended solely for educational and entertainment purposes. Any songs discussed or played during the podcast remain the property of their respective copyright owners, and no copyright infringement is intended."Follow our SocialsFor all of our links- Socials, Platforms and Playlistshttps://my.linkpod.site/unfiltered Find our playlists on Spotify, Apple Music, Youtube Music and Amazon Musichttps://unfilteredandundiscovered.com/spotify-playlists-hub/ Thanks for tuning in 

Nálgast má þáttinn í heild sinni inn á; https://solvitryggva.is/ Þátturinn er í boði; Nings - https://nings.is/ Mamma veit best - https://mammaveitbest.is/ Mama Reykjavík - https://mama.is/ Ingling - https://ingling.is/ Kush.is - https://www.kush.is/ Heitir pottar.is - https://heitirpottar.is/

I dagens avsnitt av Orienteringspodden träffar vi Sara Hagström som bjuder in till hemmet i Kålltorp, Göteborg!Sedan 10 år bor Sara i Göteborg och representerar klubben IFK Göteborg. Hon har haft stora framgångar med klubben, bland annat på 10MILA, men självklart också när hon representerat landslaget med flertalet medaljer och fina placeringar. Och nu inför EM i Litauen är hon återigen uttagen till truppen som ska representera Sverige. En annorlunda uppladdning blir det, då hon blev mamma tidigare i år. Vad har föräldraskapet fört med sig gällande träningsupplägg och fokus? Och hur ser hennes målsättning ut inför EM?Det och mycket annat får ni svar på i detta avsnitt av Orienteringspodden. Trevlig lyssning och lycka till på EM Sara!

Hej Somna. Jag sänkte precis ljuset här i Äventyrsvargen. Jag tycker väldigt mycket om när det mörknar. Ibland på morgnarna när jag var liten och gick upp var vardagsrummet kolsvart. Jag kommer ner tidigt, det är vinter och mörkt ute, och jag går ner för den knarrande trätrappan. I köket har pappa ställt fram frukost. Inne i vardagsrummet sitter han själv i mörkret med en kopp kaffe och vill vara ifred. Jag återkommer till den bilden, för jag är exakt likadan. Det är något med den där privata stunden med kaffekoppen. Den betyder så mycket, och den är så kort.Jag minns när vi lekte Tripoderna på gräsmattan. Jag hade tjatat mig till att pappa skulle vara med, och mitt i leken tittade jag på honom och såg att han skrattade. Inte elakt. Han tyckte väl att jag var rolig. Men jag avsåg inte att vara rolig, jag var mitt i leken, och leken dog. Jag skämdes över att jag lekte inför honom. Det finns ett annat minne också. Mamma hade nästan alltid tid, i alla fall när jag var mindre. När jag blev äldre och började få ångest var det inte lika lätt för varken henne eller pappa. Jag var kär i en tjej som hette Therese och bodde granngårds. Hon var mitt stora romantiska intresse under mellanstadiet, och det var nog mycket för att hon bodde nära. En dag ringer det, och det är två av mina klasskamrater som berättar att de är hemma hos Therese. Jag förstod att de ringde för att gnugga det i mitt ansikte. Jag minns än idag förtvivlan över att nu var det de och Therese. Jag grät rakt ut i luften, gick in i mitt rum, la mig i sängen och skrek "nu återstår bara kniven". Och jag minns hur min mor skrattade åt mig, för det blir ju så melodramatiskt. Det är svårt som barn att förstå att vuxna har ett annat perspektiv, och som vuxen är det svårt att komma ihåg att man inte själv har det sanna perspektivet. Det finns inga sanna perspektiv.När jag bytte skola skulle hela klassen komma hem till mig. Jag hade bestämt mig för att bli populär, och ville att pappa skulle hjälpa mig bygga ett nöjesfält. Jag hade ritat skisser på allt som skulle finnas där. Tjejerna skulle leka med trähästar och killarna skulle kunna leka krig. Jag trodde att pappa skulle bygga det, och satte upp teckningen på köksdörren. Mamma och pappa lyssnar ibland, och jag hoppas att de inte tar illa upp.Jag har ju bara vuxit upp där jag har vuxit upp. Det har gett mig byggmaterial, något att bygga mig själv med. Just då var det på det sättet det var. Det gjorde det svårt för mig i vissa avseenden, men jag tror också att det räddade livet på mig. Jag är otroligt tacksam över att jag har en barndom.Och någonting som är angeläget för mig just nu är ju att jag vill äga det här. Jag vill ta hand om det här som händer nu. Jag vill inte låta åren gå och sen så har de gått Godnatt Somna.Mer från Somna med Henrik: https://somnamedhenrik.se/Mer om Henrik: https://www.henrikstahl.se/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

https://solvitryggva.is/ Þátturinn er í boði; Nings - https://nings.is/ Mamma veit best - https://mammaveitbest.is/ Mama Reykjavík - https://mama.is/ Ingling - https://ingling.is/ Kush.is - https://www.kush.is/ Heitir pottar.is - https://heitirpottar.is/

Singel, 37 og klar for å bli mamma!Men så enkelt er det ikke. Jeg er på vei inn i overgangsalderen og prosessen rundt om å bli mamma skal vise seg og bli alt annet en enkel. For noen uker siden startet jeg opp med hormonsprøyter Pergoveris som skulle sette i gang eggløsning. Ingen egg kom frem. Ingen ting .. Hva skjer videre?Denne episoden er et samarbeid med Medicus Norge og inneholde annonse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mamma mia… this one's a beauty!   Here's a fantastic How's That? - The Podcast episode with Claude Tropea from the legendary Bill & Toni's Italian!   Recorded LIVE inside one of Sydney's great dining institutions, Claude dishes up the stories, laughs and memories...   If you love Sydney history, great yarns and a proper Italian feed, don't miss this one! With thanks to Tooheys, Cheeky Goat Co &

Länge gick uppfostran ut på att knäcka barns vilja. Eva-Lotta Hultén berättar om den svarta pedagogiken och varför olydnad kan vara så viktigt. Lyssna på alla avsnitt i Sveriges Radios app. ESSÄ: Detta är en text där skribenten reflekterar över ett ämne eller ett verk. Åsikter som uttrycks är skribentens egna.Som liten var jag inte så förtjust i Astrid Lindgrens böcker om Lotta på Bråkmakargatan. Kanske för att hon påminde lite för mycket om mig själv. Liksom hon var jag infallsrik, impulsiv och mycket bestämd. Det var inte alltid egenskaper som uppskattades av omgivningen. Men idag känner jag en stor ömhet när jag tänker på den kavata Lotta – självständig och ”envis som en gammal get”. Ett kapitel jag tycker särskilt mycket om är det där hon flyttar hemifrån.Lotta vaknar på fel sida en morgon och hennes mamma har dessutom lagt fram en tröja som ”killar och sticks” åt henne. Hon vägrar envist att ta den på sig eftersom hon hellre vill ha sin finklänning. Mamma säger nej och det blir ingen frukost förrän Lotta klätt på sig tröjan. Det har inte avsedd effekt. I stället för att falla till föga tar Lotta fram en sax och klipper sönder det förhatliga plagget. Men en så trotsig handling är ändå i grövsta laget, det inser hon, och så rymmer hon hemifrån.Den första hierarkiska struktur vi får lära känna är familjen. När en förälder begär att ett barn ska bete sig på ett visst sätt så gör den i själva verket två saker: lär barnet hur man bör uppföra sig och tränar det i att rätta sig efter förälderns krav. Uppmaningen ”ta på dig den där tröjan” innehåller också förhållningsordern ”och lyd mig”. Det fungerar inte på Lotta för hon är inte av den sort som anpassar sig. Vid ett annat tillfälle, när hon behöver ta medicin, så vägrar hon också det. Storebrodern Jonas förklarar förnumstigt att när han måste ta medicin så bestämmer han sig bara för att ta den och så gör han det. Lotta svarar att när hon måste ta medicin så bestämmer hon sig för att inte göra det, och så gör hon det inte.Ungar som är så obstinata som Lotta är undantag, även om många går igenom en kortare trotsperiod. Människobarn är synnerligen hjälplösa och att anpassa sig till den som vårdar en är den säkraste vägen till överlevnad. Det gör oss generellt extremt ”uppfostringsbara” – och sårbara även för indoktrinering och ren lydnadsfostran. Vilket gör att vi behöver fundera över om vi vill att barn ska göra rätt för att de förstår vad som är rätt eller för att de är rädda för straff, eller längtar efter gemenskap och belöningar.Länge sågs lydnad i sig som ett viktigt mål för uppfostran. I en barnuppfostringsbok som fick spridning under slutet av 1800-talet kan man läsa att ”Minsta motstånd som göres med vett och vilja, skall straffas allvarsamt; det är myndighets store hemlighet”. Boken ingick i en våg av skrifter om hur man bäst tuktar barn. Det var rentav fel att ägna sig åt övertalning för om barnet hade övertalats hade det ju faktiskt gjort som det själv ville. Det hade antagit föräldrarnas sätt att se på saken, men det hade inte böjt sig. Och det skulle barn lära sig. I flera böcker från denna tid beskrevs barn som potentiellt onda och i stort sett alla medel var tillåtna för att göra dem lydiga.Psykoanalytikern Alice Miller gjorde på 1980-talet i sin bok I begynnelsen var uppfostran en exposé över vad hon kallar den svarta pedagogiken. Den hade genomsyrat barnuppfostran i många århundraden och gick i korthet ut på att så tidigt som möjligt knäcka barns vilja. Alice Miller ansåg att denna svarta pedagogik hade fått, och fortsatte att få, allvarliga samhällskonsekvenser eftersom den gör vuxna människor oförmögna att skilja andras vilja från deras egen. Det brutala nedbrytandet av våra sanna jag börjar ofta så tidigt att vi inte klarar att ens senare i livet förstå vad som gjorts mot oss. Vår reflex när någon pekar med hela handen blir därför att underkasta oss utan att ifrågasätta.Barn som lyder lär sig att förlägga orsaken till sitt eget handlade utanför sig själva, och det gäller för både positiva och negativa handlingar. De gör gott om andra säger åt dem, gör ont av samma orsak och förhåller sig passiva om det saknas förhållningsorder, enligt Alice Miller. Hon använder ett så starkt uttryck för vad den svarta pedagogiken gör med barn som ”psykiskt mord”.Miller studerade ett antal av ledarna för Hitlers tredje rike och konstaterade att de alla hade fått en sträng och strikt uppfostran. När en auktoritär person som Hitler befallde, på ungefär samma sätt som deras egna föräldrar gjort under deras barndom, var det lätt för dem att falla in i rollen som lydigt barn.Om olydnad inte existerar som ett möjligt alternativ i ens tankevärld är motståndskraften mot illegitima order från myndigheter eller ledare utraderad.Lotta på Bråkmakargatan tar konsekvenserna av sitt hårdnackade motstånd mot både sticksiga tröjor och stränga förhållningsorder och installerar sig på grannen tant Bergs uthusvind. Där blir flykten från hemmet en rolig lek ända till kvällen. Men så kommer mörkret. Livet i det egna hushållet känns plötsligt både ensamt och skrämmande, trots sällskap av gosedjuret Bamsen. Ändå blir Lotta envist kvar. Hon klarar inte annat.Men Lotta har tur. Hennes föräldrar har inte anammat den svarta pedagogikens idéer om att bryta ner all opposition hos sitt barn. De förstår att dottern behöver hjälp att ta sig tillbaka in i familjegemenskapen utan att ge avkall på sin värdighet och integritet. Med stor kärlek hämtar de hem den nu gråtande Lotta. Något skäll för den förstörda tröjan hörs inte och Lottas mamma hjälper henne försiktigt att be om förlåtelse på ett sätt som fungerar för henne. Relationen är viktigare än ett klädesplagg.Lottas föräldrars sätt att hantera situationen påminner mig om de metoder som den danske familjeterapeuten Jesper Juul förespråkade, och går ut på att visa respekt för barnets integritet och ha ett demokratiskt förhållningssätt. Hans böcker blev populära bland föräldrar kring millennieskiftet, fyra decennier efter böckerna om Lotta. Men den svarta pedagogiken är tyvärr inte död ännu. Tvärtom, den blomstrar. Den som föreslår ökad hårdhet mot barn som lösning på allt från dåliga skolresultat och egensinne till kriminalitet får röster och likes.Det vi ständigt tycks glömma är att detta att inte kunna böja sig är både en styrka och en svaghet. De oböjliga barnen behöver ofta hjälp att ta sig ut ur hörn de målar in sig i, eller ännu hellre – stöd att inte ens hamna där. Förhoppningsvis inser Lottas mamma att hon nästa gång kan erbjuda fler alternativ än underkastelse eller totalt uppror. Finklänningen kanske inte är ett lämpligt val en vardag men högst sannolikt finns det andra kläder i garderoben.Men den som gör motstånd kan också behöva uppmuntran i sin förmåga att tänka och handla självständigt för det kommer ofta med ett pris – till exempel andras ilska. Som föräldrar kan vi låta våra barn få träna sig på att göra motstånd på ett klokt sätt genom att visa dem hur protester kan bli konstruktiva och hur förhandlingar kan leda till förändringar. Vi kan uppmuntra att barn framför åsikter, men tipsa om bra sätt att prata med varandra. För kanske är det de besvärliga barnen som besitter modet att leda upproret mot övermakten när vi verkligen behöver det.Eva-Lotta Hulténjournalist och författareProducent: Ann Lingebrandt LitteraturLars H Gustafsson: Växa – inte lyda, Norstedts 2010Jesper Juul: Här är jag! Vem är du? Om närvaro, respekt och gränser mellan vuxna och barn, Wahlström och Widstrand1999- Ditt kompetenta barn. På väg mot nya värderingar för familjen, Wahlström & Widstrand 1997- Din kompetenta familj, Bonnier Fakta 2009Astrid Lindgren: Lotta på Bråkmakargatan, Rabén och Sjögren1961Alice Miller: I begynnelsen var uppfostran, Wahlström & Widstrand, 1982

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Sedan 2020 har över 100 unga under 18 år ställts inför rätta för mord. Saras son är en av dem. Nu berättar hon för första gången om hur det är att vara förälder till ett barn som har tagit en annan människas liv. Lyssna på alla avsnitt i Sveriges Radios app. De senaste åren har medierapporteringen fyllts av unga utförare av grova våldsdåd. Tonåringar som har sprängt och mördat och med åren har de blivit allt yngre. Dåden har skapat förödelse och obeskrivlig sorg hos de som har drabbats. Men vid sidan av dem finns också en annan grupp som vi sällan hör – föräldrarna och anhöriga till gärningsmännen. En av dem är Sara, som vi kallar henne. Hennes son tog livet av en annan människa och dömdes för det i både tingsrätten och hovrätten. Nu väljer hon, för första gången, att berätta sin historia – och hon återkommer ständigt till en känsla av ensamhet och det är svårt att veta var man kan få stöd som anhörig till en gärningsperson.– Vi är många föräldrar i samma situation, många familjer men ingen vågar prata om det. För hur pratar man om det? Någon måste hjälpa oss i det, säger Sara. Redan tidigt fanns signaler om att sonen hade det tufft och också att han rörde sig i fel kretsar. Sara försökte sätta gränser och hon försökte även få hjälp av samhället men inget hjälpte. Hon insåg inte riktigt hur allvarlig situationen var och hur snabbt det hade gått innan polisen stormade in och grep hennes son – som misstänkt för mord. Idag har Sara tagit det svåraste beslutet hon kan, säger hon – hon har brutit med sin son. Hela livet är satt på paus och hon vet inte hur hon ska komma vidare – hon är varken brottsoffer eller medbrottsling men ändå dömd. – Livet är som ett fängelse, det är ett krig på så många sätt. Det är ingenting jag valt själv, utan han har valt att dra in mig där.I avsnittet medverkar också justitieminister Gunnar Strömmer (M), Andreas Sabelhierta, enhetschef på Brottsofferjouren och Fatima Aberkan Arriagada och Alejandra Chacin som arbetar med anhörigstöd. Programledare: Petra Berggren och Linus Lindahl Ljud: Fredrik NilssonProducent: Jenny HellströmKontakt: p3krim@sverigesradio.seTipstelefon: 0734-61 29 15 (samma på Signal)

Örnefni hafa löngum haft áhrif á afstöðu okkar til landslags og sögu og markviss söfnun þeirr hér á landi hófst snemma á síðustu öld. Surtsey reis úr hafi haustið 1963 en þar gefst einstakt færi á að rannsaka nafngiftir svo að segja frá fyrsta degi. Birna Lárusdóttir íslensku- land- og fornleifafræðingur hélt fyrirlestur á mánudaginn þar sem hún talaði um rannsóknir sínar, bæði á vettvangi í Surtsey og á greiningu heimilda, til að skoða rekja ferli örnefna í eynni. Birna fræddi okkur um örnefni í þættinum. Hvaða hugmyndir höfum við um geðveikar mömmur? Hvers vegna breytast sum viðhorf en önnur ekki? Hera Guðmundsdóttir menningarmiðlari hefur gert þætti um mæður, geðsjúkdóma og sögurnar sem fjölskyldur segja eða segja ekki. Hera fléttar saman sögu langömmu sinnar sem send var á Klepp um miðja tuttugustu öldina, eigin reynslu af geðhvörfum og samtímasögur mæðra sem lifa með geðsjúkdómum. Sögur um móðurhlutverkið, skömm og þagnir en líka ást, nánd og nýjar raddir. Þessir þættir hafa vakið mikla athygli og þá er hægt að nálgast í spilaranum á ruv.is en við fengum Heru Guðmundsdóttur til okkar í dag. Svo kom Edda Olgudóttir til okkar í sitt vikulega vísindaspjall. Í dag sagði hún okkur frá rannsóknum sem vekja vonir um lækningu á krabbameini í heila. Tónlist í þættinum: Anna Maja / Berti Möller (Henni Rasmus-Tómas Guðmundsson) Kramið hjarta / Valgeir Guðjónsson (Valgeir Guðjónsson) Von / Þorgrímur Jónsson (Þorgrímur Jónsson) Words / Bee Gees (Bee Gees) UMSJÓN: GUNNAR HANSSON OG GUÐRÚN GUNNARSDÓTTIR

DROP A ROLL OF QUARTERS IN THE GAGA JAR, MOTHER MONSTER IS WITH CHILD! Or so says Page Six. Cheers to Stefani and Michael and the city of checks notes Ross, California? OK! Owen Thiele made the best of an accidental layover in Albuquerque, we got THREE (3) new, terrible sports betting apps ads with Whos, Jaclyn Smith's giving memoir, Sherri Shepard's giving genie and Alan Ritchson is... single? Mamma mia! Call 619.WHO.THEM to leave questions, comments & concerns, and we may play your call on a future episode. Support us and get a ton of bonus content over on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/WhoWeekly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and preorder our upcoming book I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠!

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Nálgast má þáttinn í heild sinni inn á; https://solvitryggva.is/ Hrafn Margeirsson gekk í gegnum erfiðustu Reynslu lífs síns árið 2024, þegar hann missti 21 árs gamla dóttur sína sem lést úr ágengu ristilkrabbameini. Hrafn er sannfærður um að veikindi hennar tengist Covid-bólusetningu sem hún fékk árið 2021. Hann hefur undanfarin ár kafað mjög djúpt ofan í sprautuskaða og  gagnrýnir íslensk heilbrigðisyfirvöld, fjölmiðla og lyfjafyrirtæki fyrir að hafa aldrei gert upp þetta tímabil. Þátturinn er í boði; Nings - https://nings.is/ Mamma veit best - https://mammaveitbest.is/ Mama Reykjavík - https://mama.is/ Ingling - https://ingling.is/ Kush.is - https://www.kush.is/ Heitir pottar.is - https://heitirpottar.is/    

43-åriga Joullnar har varit försvunnen i en månad när hennes kropp hittas - nedgrävd i en skog utanför Jönköping. Hon försvann från Göteborg när hon gick ut för att träffa en man i hemlighet. En man i 20-årsåldern som Joullnar lärt känna en månad innan sin död. Rättegången inleds i Jönköpings tingsrätt och där tvingas Joullnars dotter Sara sitta och lyssna på den åtalade mannens version, en version där han svartmålar hennes mamma. Del 1 av 2.Ljudklipp kommer från Jönköpings tingsrätt och Sveriges Radio.Vill du höra nya serier från Rättegångspodden och Inför Rätta, exklusivt och helt utan reklam, så gör du det på Podme. Gå in på Podme.com och skaffa ett Premium-abonnemang och börja lyssna på nya serier redan nu, de första 14 dagarna är gratis. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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What makes a truly wonderful egg-free breakfast? If you've ever said the words "I'd love to be vegan but I can't live without eggs!", you were me and I was you. I hear you. Eggs are protein-rich, inexpensive, practical, but if you've been wanting to go vegan or make more plant-based choices, I'm here to tell you you don't have to say goodbye to the flavors, textures and breakfasts you love. In this episode of More Plants, I share stories of my mother's incomparable omelettes and my uncle's luxurious scrambles. Then I make you travel with me through the history of eggs at breakfast and share how to reimagine omelettes, shakshuka, eggs Benedict, tortilla de patatas, and more using vegan ingredients like tofu, chickpea flour, a one of a kind salt, and today's plant-based egg alternatives. The episode ends with a tender chickpea-flour vegan cheese omelette recipe that is so easy and quick to make. In this episode you'll hear: The story behind my mom's one-of-a-kind omelettes What my uncle taught me through his slow-cooked truffle scrambles A brief history of tortilla de patatas, shakshouka, and eggs Benedict, a few world favorites you might be very attached to and you don't have to say goodbye to How to turn tofu, chickpea flour, aquafaba, and liquid vegan egg replacers (both homemade and store-bought) into delicious egg-free breakfast recipes Ideas for vegan shakshouka, eggs Benedict, tortilla, omelettes, scrambles, vegan sunny side up eggs and more Store-bought options including UOBO, Biográ Vegg, JUST Egg, Crackd, Neggst, Aquafaba, and Yo Egg Plus a plant-based recipe for a chickpea-flour omelette with a cheesy mushroom filling For all the recipes, videos and links mentioned in the episode, click here or visit https://www.brownbleprograms.com/blog

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We've got the full crew here featuring our special guest host Annabelle from the Variant Vendetta Podcast. Bege's plan is coming to a head with the help of Brook. Big Mom's screams incapacitate the entire room with the exception of the Straw Hats and Fire Tank Pirates. We finally get a chance to learn about Mamma's dark past and upbringing under the WONDERFUL Mother Carmel. Back in the present day, Caesar's rockets fail (of course), but even worse news is that Mamma's screams shatter their escape mirror.Next Week: Episodes 839-843https://linktr.ee/goingmerrypodBreak This Week for the Variant Vendetta Podcast!https://linktr.ee/VariantVendetta

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Hur gör man om ens kille verkar störa sig på sin egen mamma - när hon dessutom är hemma hos en för att hjälpa till med sin nyfödda bebis? Och vilka behandlingar har Mathilda och Andrea gjort som de älskar och rekommenderar, eller finns det ens några? Varmt välkomna till avsnitt 656! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

मम्मा सरस्वती की मुरली : "गति और सद्गति" (Freedom vs Salvation). Recorded around 1963. ☁ Full Playlist (

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C'è una voce che arriva proprio quando il lavoro va bene, e ti dice che stai togliendo qualcosa ai tuoi figli: è il conflitto tra ambizione e identità femminile che ho vissuto anch'io, da quando ho avviato HBL nel 2018 con un figlio piccolo e incinta del secondo. Parliamo di:

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Il food content creator Dan Pasquali e sua mamma Donatella hanno condiviso con noi la loro ricetta per una pasta veloce e gustosa.Seguici su Facebook e Instagram o abbonati ai nostri podcast cliccando qui. 

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Mario LaPosta had a dream (literally).Following a nightmare about a kitchen incident, paired with his deep Italian roots and love of family meals at a long dinner table, LaPosta knew a future in the kitchen awaited him. Eventually, the Connecticut native moved to Italy so he could learn the ins and outs of the Neapolitan pizza-making process. Then, after returning to the States, he started running the pizza programs at a chain of restaurants outside of New York City, and then later, in Boston.On today's episode, Mario LaPosta of Mamma Luca joins host Troy Farkas to discuss his long, winding road to Mamma Luca - from the real deal kitchens of Rome to the cobblestone streets of Portsmouth. Additionally, the guys talk about what NOT to do when opening a restaurant, why the restaurant business is notoriously difficult to survive in, the compromise you have to make when opening an authentic Italian restaurant in America, and more.To check out Mamma Luca, pay them a visit at 111 State St. in downtown Portsmouth.SUPPORT SEACOAST STORIES:Follow Seacoast Stories on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get our new episodes every week.Join our FREE online community, The Local Thread, here.UPCOMING EVENTS:Seacoast Stories Dinner Club: We're in Newburyport, Mass., on Wednesday, September 2. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Book your seat at the table here.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Seacoast Stories Dinner Club pres. by ⁠⁠⁠Partners Bank⁠⁠⁠: We return to Kittery, Maine, on Wednesday, September 16! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Book your seat at the table here.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠SPONSORS:⁠⁠⁠Degree Wellness Seacoast⁠⁠⁠: A new all-on-one recovery center is coming to North Hampton, N.H! Learn more & lock in a discounted (FOR LIFE) founding membership ⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠Budget Blinds of the Seacoast⁠: Custom blinds, shades, and shutters! Reasonably priced and done right the first time.CHAPTERS:Introducing The Local Thread (00:00)Compromises in opening Mamma Luca (04:22)Why he wanted to become a chef (06:02)Moving to Italy to learn the art of pizza-making (10:30)What we misunderstand about making pizza (17:02)Working at Italian restaurants outside of NYC (18:20)Secure your founding membership at Degree Wellness Seacoast today! (22:18)Local blinds, shades & shutters at Budget Blinds of the Seacoast (23:55)Working in the Boston restaurant scene (25:16)Opening da LaPosta in Newton, Mass. (30:10)Why so many restaurants fail (37:10)Moving to New Hampshire (38:35)Finding a location for Mamma Luca (41:55)What he wanted Mamma Luca to be when he opened it (43:56)Becoming Portsmouth's go-to pizza location (46:36)Mamma Luca's expansive bar program (49:55)Favorite Mamma Luca menu item (52:20)The financials of owning a downtown Portsmouth restaurant (55:20)

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L'odissea burocratica di Grazia, Cosimo, Sara e Melissa, la cui vita in Australia potrebbe essere arrivata al capolinea. "Mamma è anche malata, e per noi sarebbe davvero una tragedia", ha spiegato Sara, una dei tre figli.Seguici su Facebook e Instagram o abbonati ai nostri podcast cliccando qui. 

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THIS IS A PREVIEW. FOR THE FULL EPISODE, GO TO Patreon.com/worstofall According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Media Referenced in this Episode: Bee Movie. Dir. Simon J. Smith and Steve Hickner. 2007. “A Complete History of Bee Movie's Many, Many Memes" by Paris Martineau. New York Magazine. November 2nd, 2017. “Bee Movie: A Seinfeldian Society” by Joe Strike. Animation World. November 2nd, 2007. “How Bee Movie Won 2016” by Laura Bradley. Vanity Fair. December 30th, 2016. TWOAPW theme by Brendan Dalton: Patreon // brendan-dalton.com // brendandalton.bandcamp.com Interstitial: “A Series of Voicemails Left on Jerry Seinfeld's Answering Machine by one Stephen Sondheim, Composer of Musical Theater and Lover of Bees” // Written by A.J. Ditty and Brian Alford // feat. David Armstrong as “Stephen Sondheim” and Brian Alford as “Jerry” Episode edited by Brian Alford. Interstitial edited by A.J. Ditty. Produced by Josh Boerman, A.J. Ditty, and Brian Alford. This podcast was recorded under a SAG-AFTRA Agreement. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp… under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of… …9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! “What's the difference?” How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal… - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should… Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine… What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Cool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that… …kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you… I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway… Oan I… …get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean… I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, “Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?” Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look… There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you…? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then… I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again… for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but… Anyway… This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well… - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's… human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up… Sit down! …really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic ‘N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. “They make the honey, and we make the money”? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Chung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, “I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this”? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Columbus? Bee Gandhi? Bee Jesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week… He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots… Next week… Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard ‘em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go ‘cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting… - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, “Honey, I'm home,” without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Case number 4475, Superior Court of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. The Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson… you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us ‘cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say… Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but… the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right… there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night… My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers… Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute… Are you her little… …bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but… - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry… - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I… I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all… All adrenaline and then… and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about… Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, “Smoking or non?” Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames… But it's just a prance-about stage name! …unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now… Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course… The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - That just kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry… sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic… …without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species… What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory… That's Barry! …is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small… Haven't we heard this a million times? “The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense.” - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

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