Young CPL seeking companionship, fantasy football excellence and maybe more. GSOH necessary

Chelsea attack, GW8 review and what to do with Villa

GW6 review, what to do about Trent and Dan loves Kevin Costner

A bizarre GW 4 review, Dan likes Moretti and Cameron hugs the prodigal Son

GW3 review, handballs a plenty and Dan loves electric scooters

GW2 review, Steve hates Bamford and Cameron dropped Son

GW1 is underway, FPL gods are screwing with us already and Magnus Carlsen started Mitro

GW1 squad reveals, potential early wildcard strategy and Police Academy

Best players for every budget, defensive double ups and Cam ate gyoza

10 tips from the top 1k, strategies for success and Messi's fax machine in overdrive

Initial thoughts about the new game, new transfers and insane nursery rhymes

GW 38+ picks, differential options and Cameron's back line

Free transfers, double GW30+ strategy and is the mini-league finished?

GW 29 review, February MOTM and just how good is Fernandes?

GW 28 review, Cameron wildcards and Dan wore a helmet

Review of GW 27, the Mahrez issue and who cares about keepers

The longest GW ever, preparing for the blank and Dan nearly transfers DCL

January transfers, MOTM and Cameron's moaning

Sore butts, potential wildcards and who likes footy anyway

Liverpool triple Cap, GW 23 review and who wants points anyway?

City back firing, Liverpool eek it out and Police Academy

Christmas fixtures, Wildcard no. 2 and Steve guest stars

Vardy's run ends, Cantwell sh*thouses and Dan drops De Bruyne

Mane benched, Big Dunc Ferguson and Mourinho singing

Cam and Dan go their separate ways, Spurs get it together and Merseyside is red

November's MOTM, missing Chelsea attack and blooming Virgil

Norwich firing again, VAJ and that Dele Ali video

PochettinNO, bench prep for the winter and rotten bananas

Vardy's party, Foster the people and Liverpool won the league

Lovely Leicester, lovely Lundstram and the pod that never was

Cameron's abysmal week, Pukki protests and a GW 9 review

GW 9 review, tube punching and a return from the international break

Big 4 batterings, low scorers and Dan has a cold

Ghost walks, City assets and fiddly fixtures

City destruction, Tammy fears and loneliness. GW 6 review and thoughts around GW7

City shambles, soiled clean sheets and sweet sweet Tammy

This week the guys chat through their wildcards and their hopes and dreams for their shiny new squads. Special mention to 90's tv shows and the absence of Melissa Joan Hart in Dan's childhood. Also discuss the Mane v Salah dilema as well as must haves from GW3. Also, 'mon the Toon!

GW1 review, premium asset laments and calm it United

GW1 worries, Tom DeLonge and even more transfers

Initial team reveals, odorous warfare and defensive surprises

Commando open-air theatre experience, daddy issues and TRANSFERRRRSSSS

FPL basics, plurals/ plural's/ plurals' and Pokemon