Queer Circus Podcast

HI FRIENDS Welcome to Episode 23. This week we discuss Lil’ Sebastian, Pepsi vs Coke & Some extensive planning fodder our future pirate ship. You’ll also find some hints & tips for dealing with mental health in this crazy ass time - from vitamins to therapy. “If we’re in international waters we can do whatever the fuck we want”, “I’m the one with the concrete boots!” & “He shattered my Pyrex!” Recommendations of the week: Movie: Young Offenders (Netflix) Tv Series: Hunters (Amazon Prime) BI FRIENDS Beki & Bekah xo

HI FRIENDS! Join us in Episode 22 as we discuss pinky fingers, dental surgery & wanting to get back in the womb for a good nap because we’re middle-aged now. We’ve had nothing to do but play games recently, so be prepared for some heavy spoiler content regarding: Gears of War, Doom, Oxenfree, Hellblade & Black & White “If i was a mafia boss, i’d want yer teeth”, “the best thing about being middle aged is that you get to buy a cool leather jacket!” & “Only if i can hang out the passenger side, hollering” xbox - bekitalent “Every nation, every race, punch a nazi in the face” BI FRIENDS Beki & Bekah xo

HI FRIENDS! Join us in episode 21 as we talk to you about how Beki isn’t actually real, it’s just Bekah doing 2 different voices. Discussions arise around the Occult, brain chemistry, core values & how we liked to throw things during sports day, as well as Walmart, royalty speaking to the dead & our worst arguments to date (yes, we have them too..) “You did mention to me earlier that you used to have a thing for wolf from the gladiators”, “I’m desperately trying not to call you an albino pumpkin” & “you have to be in the right outfit to go commando” TW: Drug Use, Alcohol Use, Mental Health BI FRIENDS Beki & Bekah xo

HI FRIENDS! Episode 20 brings you the joy of Bekah’s name day celebrations, wrestling nostalgia, shit films & recommending things we can’t remember the name of! The letter game from Khristmas has been reintroduced as we try to koagulate our cnowledge of K words. HEAVY SPOILER CONTENT for Birdbox, Jumanji, Planet Terro, Captain Fantastic & The Dark Artifices book series. “For a vegetarian you are very blood thirsty..” “Lex Malla, Lex Nulla” TW: Drug Use, Alcohol Use, Mental Health BI FRIENDS Beki & Bekah xo

HI FRIENDS! Episode 19 brings you topics of discussion ranging from outdoor pursuits, learning new skills & how we miss talking to strangers in smoking areas! Join us as we ask - “Who’s Bob Hoskins and is he dead?” & “can’t i just be fat and funny and leave it there?” Don’t forget we have merch available still & any money we raise will be being donated to our friend Liam’s top surgery - https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/liam-transgendertopsurgery?utm_term=g4gb5vv3z “I’m just doing my own thing, y’all just have to deal with it” Beki & Bekah xo

HI FRIENDS Join us this week as we reminisce about festival season and our desire to be back in a field with a litre of spirits, discuss how fancy rats are basically immune to electricity & our plans for when we’re ungrounded from the government. Haunted legs, shiny mallards & scheduling riots are featured topics as well as our absolute devastation that we can’t see live music for over 18 months! “Have you ever had satin sheets?”, “you MUST have socks with chickens on?!”, "did you know that flour is explosive?" & “find me a person that loves their passport photo?!” Remember, we can still send out merch out if you want any - just be mindful of posting times at the moment. Do us a google, come talk to us & keep yourselves creative and safe in this weird ass quarantine! If you like us, please recommend us to a friend or two!! BI FRIENDS! Beki & Bekah • • • • #qcp #queercircuspodcast #queercircus #queerpodcast

HI FRIENDS If you see this can you give us a little wave! Join us this week as we do our best to fill an episode with talking about anything BUT Covid-19. Remember, we can still send out merch out if you want any - just be mindful of posting times at the moment. Do us a google, come talk to us & keep yourselves creative and safe in this weird ass quarantine! If you like us, please recommend us to a friend or two!! BI FRIENDS! Beki & Bekah queercircuspodcast@gmail.com • • • • #qcp #queercircuspodcast #queercircus #queerpodcast

HI FRIENDS Episode 16 is available now - a whole week early! This week we review “The Boat That Rocked” (heavy spoiler content) and discuss how we’ve done so well at adulting our way through Covid-19 & social distancing. Massive thank you to @marthadiy for letting us use The Void as a feature tune this week - marthadiy.bandcamp.com go here to buy Martha merch & listen to the cracking tunes they make!! Come join us as we ask the age old questions “what have you smelt this week, Beki?”, “Which ‘one’ song?” & “Shall we just hashtag the 2 Gary’s?” Do us a google, come talk to us & keep yourselves creative and safe in this weird ass quarantine situation! If you like us, please recommend us to a friend or two!! Drop us a follow or a comment :) BI FRIENDS! Beki & Bekah xo https://anchor.fm/queer-circus-podcast • • • • • • #qcp #queercircuspodcast #queercircus #queerpodcast

Episode 15 is live and ready for your ears! Join us this week in our co-isolation den of weird discussion about the current Corona Virus situation. Our craic is on point this week as we reminisce about panic attacks in the Aldi, shaving our legs for self care & becoming psychics! Come answer the burning questions - “do hens have teeth?”, “have you ever given a dog a toffee?”, “are we even gonna be here in 10 years?” & “what the fuck is beefaroni?” Do us a google, come talk to us & keep yourselves creative and safe in this weird ass quarantine situation! If you like us, please recommend us to a friend or two!! Next episode we have an absolute TREAT in store music wise! Want badges, patches or stickers? Give us a shout ^_^ BI FRIENDS! Beki & Bekah xo https://anchor.fm/queer-circus-podcast • • • • • • #qcp #queercircuspodcast #queercircus #queerpodcast

HI FRIENDS Welcome to Episode 14 & Thankyou for joining us. This week we're talking about dancing elephants, why the tooth fairy is a creepy af notion and how much of a babe Enya is. Please send us your weirdest tattoo’s & generally come chat to us. We say it all the time, but it’s important to repeat that we WANT you to communicate with us. Drop us an email at queercircuspodcast@gmail.com or inbox us on your social media preference. Do us a google, tell your friends you love them, tell your friends you love us. BI FRIENDS! Beki & Bekah xo

HI FRIENDS! XXX AMSTERDAM UNCUT XXX Welcome to Episode 13! This week we’re in the grand ol’ city of Amsterdam, (sorta) live and (mostly) uncut! Our apologies for yet another late episode, after our trip we needed a few days to decompress and reconnect with life in Newcastle. The sound quality is also a bit weird thanks to our prison cell hotel room & forgetting pop shields (there’s always somert you forget, right?). Join us as we revel in our adventures seeing Sleater Kinney and getting the inspiration we needed to keep being creative despite almost being murdered by many bicycles and eating our entire body weight in pastries. Amsterdam has blown our minds and stolen our hearts. Your support means the world to us, so thank you again and again for coming back and keeping us feeling loved and supported. Let us know what you guys wanna hear, and if you have any great events coming up or some music you want us to feature then drop us a message! SURRENDER YOUR STROOPWAFFEL AND BE ON YOUR WAY! BI FRIENDS! Beki & Bekah xo

HI FRIENDS! Welcome to Episode 12! This week we’re fuelled by cheeseborgors & The Whippet Beans. Come join us as we discuss our upcoming plans, involving the anarchist bookfair (more details to follow on this event), ADHD assessments & Amsterdam, as well as Poke & the LGBT+nsg’s Valentines Night out! Beki gets very passionate about her hatred for sandwiches & salad whilst Bekah has a huge desire to hire a skip. Want your music featured in an upcoming episode? Get in touch via the email and send us some tunes! Wanna join us in the revolution? We now have stickers and badges available for you to adorn your badass attire! Drop us a message if you’d like some! We’re on most major listening platforms including Anchor, iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Youtube & Pocketcasts. BI FRIENDS! Beki & Bekah xo https://anchor.fm/queer-circus-podcast • • • • • • #qcp #queercircuspodcast #queercircus #queerpodcast

HI FRIENDS! Welcome to Episode 11! In the new moon phase we have new intro music & brand new energy. “Come be our barnacles on our queer ship of glory” Thanks for sticking with us and making it this far, if you’re new to us then we’d like to say a fresh HI FRIENDS to you! We’ve had so much going on to catch you up with, from breakfasts to work ethic all the way to using our butts as weapons! Come with us as we attempt to navigate conversation around community spirit & our core belief systems in this hard-ass world! We’re encouraging you, right this second to go be creative - do the thing that excites you! Go draw, mould, paint, strum, bang or dance, just feed your souls with art! Wanna join us in the revolution? We now have stickers and badges available for you to adorn your badass attire , please drop us a message on Instagram or Tumblr @queercirucpodcast, Twitter @QueerCircus, or email queercircuspodcast@gmail.com if you want some, or just want to come chat to us about anything and nothing. We’re on most major listening platforms including Anchor, iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Youtube & PocketCasts. Tell a friend (or two) if you’re enjoying our craic. Then tell them friends you love them! BI FRIENDS! Beki & Bekah xo P.S// PUNK KIDS SHOULD BE SCENE AND NOT HERD! P.P.S// HUGS NOT STRUGS! • • • • • • #qcp #queercircuspodcast #queercircus #queerpodcast

HI FRIENDS! Welcome to Episode 10 of our nonsensical theatre show. This week we’re delving deep into our psyche and getting up close and personal with our first “controversial” topic - The Police (No, not that Sting fella..) We excavated the depression pile and made ourselves a gorgeous and professional setup so we can speak some more nonsense at you all! Street Warriors UK is heavily mentioned and featured in this episode and we actively plan to get involved! All proceeds from badges and stickers will be going there, as well as our time and effort. This is something we’re both very passionate about and we’d love your support! Wanna join us in the revolution? We now have stickers and badges available, please drop us a message on Instagram or Tumblr @queercirucpodcast, Twitter @QueerCircus, or email queercircuspodcast@gmail.com if you want some, or just want to come chat to us about anything and nothing. Tell a friend (or two) if you’re enjoying our craic. Then tell them friends you love them! BI FRIENDS! Beki & Bekah xo

HI FRIENDS! Welcome to Episode 9 of our nonsensical theatre show. This week we’re discussing the recent government election (briefly) before we end up off on a tangent about community and putting on our jumpsuits for the revolution whilst we watch cartoons. We’ve got a lot to say and enough caffeine to last us a week, so come join us for our final single digit episode (like, wtf?!) and we’d like to wish you a merry holidays!!

HI FRIENDS! Welcome to Episode 8 of our nonsensical theatre show. This week we're discussing our festive plans, our impending cult (once Bekah wins the lotto) and performing songs and crimes live on air! A whole hour of absolute rubbish for your listening pleasure, what more do you expect from us really?!.. We now have stickers available, please drop us a message on Instagram or Tumblr @queercirucpodcast, Twitter @QueerCircus, or email queercircuspodcast@gmail.com if you want some, or just want to come chat to us about anything and nothing. Tell a friend (or two) if you’re enjoying our craic. Then tell them friends you love them! BI FRIENDS! Beki & Bekah xo

HI FRIENDS! Welcome to Episode 7 of our nonsensical theatre show. Disclaimer: We’re both poorly, AGAIN! Excuse the hoarseness! This week we have some fairly extensive mysterious conversation revolving around the best kind of tea, Bekah’s Firehamster and a hell of a lot of Therapy. Join us on our face journey of witnessing Amanda Palmer (TW: Rape & Abortion) and much MUCH more. We now have stickers available, please drop us a message on Instagram or Tumblr @queercirucpodcast, Twitter @QueerCircus, or email queercircuspodcast@gmail.com if you want some, or just want to come chat to us about anything and nothing. Tell a friend (or two) if you’re enjoying our craic. Then tell them friends you love them! BI FRIENDS! Beki & Bekah xo

HI FRIENDS! Welcome to Episode 6 of our nonsensical theatre show. This week we have some public un-apologies from drunken shenanigans as well as our “whole new bitches” attitude, inability to plan for a trip, the MCR reunion, becoming rodent parents & our plans for QCP’s future plans. Please check out @pocketperfectdesigns for the NHS money pool!! Kayleigh is lush - go donate or just buy her stuff! Support local businesses!! TDOR - 20th November, 6.30pm, Baltic Square, Gateshead. www.facebook.com/events/2495409974059522/ We now have stickers available, please drop us a message on Instagram or Tumblr @queercirucpodcast, Twitter @QueerCircus, or email queercircuspodcast@gmail.com if you want some, or just want to come chat to us about anything and nothing. Tell a friend (or two) if you’re enjoying our craic. Then tell them friends you love them! BI FRIENDS! Beki & Bekah xo

HI FRIENDS! Welcome to episode 5 of our nonsensical theatre show. This week we delve into suitable terms for lady gardens, our Christmas plans, food heebie jeebies & deconstructing life. Thankyou so much for sticking with us, and please rate comment & subscribe if you feel so inclined, we're just a couple of jobless queers who need validation at the end of the day. We now have stickers available, please drop us a message on Instagram or Tumblr @queercirucpodcast, Twitter @QueerCircus, or email queercircuspodcast@gmail.com if you want some, or just want to come chat to us about anything and nothing. Check out Hewie's toe beans on our Instagram! Mermaids Charity total has not yet been finalised, however we're looking at over a £1000, on behalf of the LGNT+ Northern Social Group we'd like to say thank you to everyone who helped raise and donate! Special Thanks to Cat, Jay & Tee at the LGBTnsg, and Flynn Mckenzie, Melody Sproates, Melissa Rose, MXYM & Colin Plews who performed on the evening. BI FRIENDS! Beki & Bekah xo

HI FRIENDS! Welcome to episode 4 of our nonsensical theatre show. 4?! FOURTH!? We made it a whole 4 episodes without someone telling us to pack it in and we couldn't be prouder. Join us this week as we talk about being super poorly, how well we've (not) looked after ourselves and what in the holy hell we've been up to over the last fortnight. Thankyou so much for sticking with us, and please rate comment & subscribe if you feel so inclined, we're just a couple of jobless queers who need validation at the end of the day. We now have stickers available, please drop us a message on Instagram or Tumblr @queercirucpodcast, Twitter @QueerCircus, or email queercircuspodcast@gmail.com if you want some, or just want to come chat to us about anything and nothing. BI FRIENDS! Beki & Bekah xo

HI FRIENDS! Welcome back, thanks for joining us again for episode 3 of QCP! This week we are talking about some of our favourite things, obituaries, plan adventures as we speak & generally speak some more waffle at you. Enjoy. Please comment, rate & subscribe. You can also follow us on Instagram & Tumblr @queercircuspodcast, Facebook at "Queer Circus Podcast" or alternatively you can email us at queercircuspodcast@gmail.com - TALK TO US :D Peace, Beki & Bekah xo

HI FRIENDS! Welcome back, thanks for joining us again for episode 2 of QCP! This week we had a whole cool plan, we had loads of notes and did tonnes of research and we were gonna sit and talk you through our experiences through each letter of the gay alphabet, but quite frankly, it took too long and rather than bore you to death so soon we decided that it would be best to split them allllll down into individual/mixed episodes (look at us, planning for the future like grown-up's) so instead of wasting a week, we decided to give you some more top notch queer banter so that you didn't miss us. Please comment, rate & subscribe. You can also follow us on Instagram & Tumblr @queercircuspodcast, Facebook at "Queer Circus Podcast" or alternatively you can email us at queercircuspodcast@gmail.com - TALK TO US :D Peace, Beki & Bekah xo

Welcome one and all to our first ever podcast! Whoop Whoop. We'd like to invite you all in to join us on our thought train of adolescent ramblings & giving you a taste of who we are. Please comment, rate and subscribe. You can also follow us on instagram & tumblr @queercircuspodcast, Facebook at "Queer Circus Podcast" or email us at queercircuspodcast@gmail.com Peace. Beki & Bekah xo