Ranty Studios

With Heather D packing up and tending to three kids full of sarcasm and sugar, Tyler Daniels has joined TRB for this week's trip to Rantyville. The dick jokes come around at the end, but we hold court over all kinds of shenanigans prior. Starting with TRB's new middle finger for asshole drivers, we travel to Area 51 for a new Conspiracy Factory, and make jaws drop with a bilingual Tale From the Uber. So plug 'em in boys and girls, as we all take that NSFW trip to Rantyville together! Where we chirp - Tyler Daniels - @drunkoncomedy TRB - @TheRantyBastard Support the show by clicking on the merch link in Heather D's Twitter bio (@IB4ECeptAfterC)!

Happy Fourth of July! Enjoy your holiday weekend with your friends Heather D and TRB! We're having fun this week talking about Heather's big news (not another baby), a new Tale From the Uber featuring Benny Bags, another wild Dear Abigail, and a brand new Conspiracy Factory! So kick bag and enjoy some drinks and a few fireworks! T- SHIRTS ARE HERE! Just click the link on Heather D's Twitter page and get some sweet merch! Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC TRB - @TheRantyBastard

This week's episode of WTR has it all. A phoner from Tyler Daniels, Not Gin, commentary compliments of Manager John, a drunk TRB, and a new segment that can be described in two words. Holy. Fuck. We've done it. We have found the next best thing to Dear Abigail: Fourth Grade Huar - and it's called The Conspiracy Factory. We take a topic and turn it into a full blown conspiracy, complete with "facts" and a backstory. This week we tackle the mysterious disappearance of the McDonald's steak egg and cheese bagel. Tune in, because this trip to Rantyville is one of our wildest yet! @s - Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC TRB - @TheRantyBastard Tyler Daniels - @drunkoncomedy

Break time is over, and Heather D and TRB are back! After a brief hiatus to allow us to recharge our batteries, it's time to travel back to Rantyville for sidebar conversations and topics you never realized you needed answers to. Things like - Is Tom Nook really a coke dealer? Why do we say "fish" after the word tuna? Did flat earthers watch the SpaceX launch? These riveting discussions, along with our usual fuckery in Dear Abigail - Fourth Grade Huar, make for another fun filled episode of Welcome to Rantyville! Bird Logo @s - Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC TRB - @TheRantyBastard

In these uncertain, unprecedented and unparalleled times, we need someone to help unite us all. But not a celebrity, elected official or even a sports star. The man we all need is here this week on The Retail Rant Podcast - Mr. Sean William Brown! The author of two great books has joined forces with TRB on this episode to not only destroy #dearcustomer, but to also invite you all to listen to his brand new project! We cover all the recent fuckery involved with working retail, and discuss Sean's plunge into streaming media with "Dear Customer: The Podcast". So grab your headphones to go along with someone else's nametag, and enjoy a great time with the Godfather of #dearcustomer! Places we say things about people - Sean - @SWilliamBrown33 TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Welcome back to Rantyville - where it's population 3 plus you this week! Our good friend Tyler Daniels has returned from assignment, and we welcome him back with all kinds of stories. We go into a Dear Abigail, read a "children's" book, compare sandwiches of the USA, introduce a new bit called "Pick your battles", and finally hear a story that Heather has been dying to tell. Pop those headphones in and enjoy! The Twits - Tyler Daniels (aka Shane Buban) - @drunkoncomedy Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC TRB - @TheRantyBastard

We're back, and you know what that means! Two show notes and enough sidetracked discussion to fill an entire show! Heather D and TRB discuss what's annoying us in these "un" times, we delve into another Dear Abigail 4th Grade Huar, a special mug, and we check in on Heather's mom for the conspiracy of the week! Plug in and press play to help ease yourself through whatever it is you're dealing with! El Twittero Heather - @IB4ECeptAfterC TRB - @TheRantyBastard

TRB is joined this episode by a long time friend of the show, Muse! You'll remember her from her previous appearances on The Retail Rant, and things unfortunately are quite different now. Being essential sucks, but having to lay low and collect unemployment is by far worse. Who would think that in a time of isolation that porn and sex toys wouldn't be essential? But either way, it's great to have Muse on the show again, as we discuss all the fuckery that has happened in the years since her last appearance. So plug in those earbuds because, even though this episode isn't as fiery as the last, it still earns that NSFW tag. Enjoy, and make sure you're wearing someone else's nametag! Twitter - @MusingsInRetail @TheRantyBastard

Welcome back to Rantyville! After a long hiatus, Heather D and TRB have returned to bring you our usual shenanigans. The catch is that this time, we brought Heather's little sister Linda along for the ride. We discuss what's hot on streaming right now, answer a fan question about "da 'rona", and have some fun with Dear Abigail. But listener be warned - this week's Tale From the Uber has taken the #1 spot away from Shittin' Sarah, and may cause an immediate desire to munch a bottle of Tums! So get those earbuds in, because it's time to go back to Rantyville! Das Tvitter - Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC Linda - @LandaVoigt TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Corporate, customers, and coronavirus. The "3 C's" of retail may have changed, but TRB has stayed the same. Back to help get you all through the worst time we have ever experienced in retail, it's business as usual once again here at Ranty Studios. It's been a while, but it should be second nature to you now - pop in those earbuds, press play, and make sure you're wearing someone else's nametag!

We've been gone for a bit, but that's the life in Rantyville sometimes. But TRB and Heather D have returned to bring you some laughs as you trudge through the holiday season. We're talking about ugly sweaters, movies and MTV, why you shouldn't put your youtube link on a job application and more! Tales from the Uber finally gives us a worthy story, and we say hi to your mom a lot. So press play and keep those earbuds in - we earn the explicit tag every episode! Twitter - Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC TRB - @TheRantyBastard

*Originally released 2/26/2016 No, it’s not a Sandra Bullock movie review, it’s this week’s episode of the Retail Rant! Join your old pal TRB as he discusses how the internet has ruined brick-and-mortar retail, and made the job of the retail employee more difficult than ever. Also, check out our spot for a Google app that we all want, but will never happen.

Tyler is back, Heather D is drunk, and TRB says "cock" in the first 30 seconds - what could go wrong? You really don't need much more than that, so just pop in those headphones and prepare for some good old fashion Welcome to Rantyville! Twitterverse - Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC Tyler Daniels - @drunkoncomedy TRB - @TheRantyBastard

When the population in Rantyville jumps up to three, you know it's gonna be good! Heather D and TRB welcome Mr. D to the show this week, and it's another fun time full of fuckery and throat clearing! Recruiting strippers, the new neighbor, Bang-ing, Spongebob Tampax, and a tale from Mr. D's past are just the beginning. Throw in a Tale From the Uber and Dear Abigail, and you'll definitely need those earbuds! So press play and laugh inappropriately with us! Twitter Land - Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Do you guys really read the show notes? Well I'm gonna type them in anyways. After an unexpected hiatus, TRB and Heather D are welcoming you back to Rantyville with a fun, yet slow burn episode. In this edition of WTR we dive into everything from bath water and Heather's side gig to TRB quitting the cigs and Area 51. And we don't blame you if you skip ahead to this week's Dear Abigail: 4th Grade Huar - it may be our best yet. So put in those earbuds because, quite frankly, TRB does his best (as always) to earn that explicit tag on iTunes. Also, remember to spend time with your loved ones. You never know when that time will be gone, so cherish every second you can. the twits - Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC TRB - @TheRantyBastard

After 759 days of not telling you to wear someone else's nametag, The Ranty Bastard has returned to tell you exactly that. No major notes here, just that it's been a long time coming. The OG retail gangster is back, so put in those earbuds and press play because this show has always been (and always will be) NSFW.

Welcome to Rantyville, population two plus you! It's time again to invade your brain space with the witty commentary of Heather D and TRB, who have finally agreed on a beer of choice! Yes, with minimal show prep we manage to pick the same brew, which sends us into the rabbit hole with topics like - GoT: Who Cares?! Edition - Endgame ruined for Mother's Day - The Uber War Criminal - Bluetooth 3.Oh shit - Snakebite #1 - Catholic Crack - Snakebite #2 - Dear Abigail: 4th Grade Whore - Do underwear get "clipped"? - Lots of us telling your mom "Hi" - and more! Artist of the week - @KidCudi Where we say dumb shit every day - Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC - TRB - @TheRantyBastard And make sure you listen ALL the way to the end for a deep track that will invoke some nostalgia and just MIGHT mean something VERY SPECIAL to you long time fans. Only time will tell... Much love to all of you who listen every week - Thanks for letting us entertain you - TRB

What happens when @Howard_RyanGreg (Ryan Howard of the Digital Men podcast) joins Heather D and TRB? Shenanigans. Pure, unadulterated shenanigans. We run the gambit of sidebar discussions and current "topics" (they're topics to us OK?!?!) from dicks on the street and the new homeless shelter to Dear Abigail and a Thunderdome segment. We also discuss what's harder - parenthood or a new marriage. It's one of our funniest episodes yet, so quit reading this silly description and plug in those headphones! And be sure to congratulate Ryan on his wedding to Kathy! Subscribe, rate, and show some love for the crew from Rantyville! Twits - Ryan - @Howard_RyanGreg Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC TRB - @TheRantyBastard

We're back! Illness and work kept us out of the game for a few weeks, but Heather D, Tyler, and TRB are back on the mic! We're serving up all sorts of fuckery this time around, from wanking licenses and more flat earth nonsense to TRB's IRS call and his "live" Live PD experience at work. And we do it all while sucking down Corona (from BOTTLES!) and Blue Ox Vodka (shoutout to Blue Ox! Sponsor us!). With the population of Rantyville now officially at three, we invite you to join us on our winding trip as we catch up from where we left off. So grab those earbuds, because we are (as always) NSFW! Don't forget to subscribe to the Ranty Studios Network, as we are expanding soon! Enjoy this one - we damn sure did! Places we say funny shit - Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC Tyler Daniels - @drunkoncomedy TRB - @TheRantyBastard Artist of the Week - @themaine Another Night on Mars - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t75iai3jYi4&list=RDt75iai3jYi4&start_radio=1

It's showtime once again in Rantyville, and our good friend Tyler Daniels rejoins Heather D and TRB this week! Except this time around, no one is eating butt! In lieu of munching, we discuss the Netflix documentary Behind The Curve, discover that Heather's mom is a flat earther, and talk about what's hot on the screen right now. As always Dear Abigail 4th Grade Whore makes an appearance, and we introduce our take on Whose Line Is it Anyways. A long hidden story from TRB, the youngsters chide the old man, and more are all packed into another episode of Welcome to Rantyville. So pop those earbuds in, because we continue to earn our explicit tag on iTunes! And tell your mom that Heather says hi! Where to find us - Tyler - @drunkoncomedy Heather - @IB4ECeptAfterC TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Welcome back to Rantyville, where it's population two plus you! In this week's edition, we discover that Ranty has hit old man status based upon his Amazon order, Heather doesn't know who Punky Brewster was, and talk about generational rite de passage movies. From the news desk we discuss a couple celebrity deaths, define the term "self made", and root for the American institution known as Alex Trebek. We round out the show with our usual jab at Dear Abigail, Fourth Grade Whore, and Heather still giving Ranty shit about being a curmudgeonly fuck. So stop reading and hit play already - the audio is way better than the shit that gets typed here! Where to show your favorite podcast hosts some love - Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC TRB - @TheRantyBastard Look for the return of even more original material at www.rantystudios.blogspot.com - coming soon!

Here at the Couch Party, you never know where the conversation is going to go. Which is why our guest this week is perfect to take his turn on the Couch. The good doctor Mr. Penrose Eames joins TRB this week to delve into all kinds of topics, ranging from Robert "Don't look me in the eyes during a handy" Kraft to the disgusting (alleged) human being R. Kelly. Our train derails into other discussions such as indentured servitude, Thunderdome, as well as Penrose's story about a cheap furloughed customer. So do yourself a favor and subscribe to The Couch Party, plug in those headphones, and enjoy the wild ride that is the Ranty and Rosé reunion! Stalk us here - Penrose - @PenroseEames TRB - @TheRantyBastard We Got The Draws Podcast w/ BLK PACO (@blkpaco) https://soundcloud.com/wegotthedraws

Welcome back to Rantyville! Heather D and TRB are bringing our good friend Tyler Daniels along for the ride this week, and boy is it a wild ride. We come full circle about Tyler's love of anilingus, cover a Dear Abigail with too many questions, and discuss our plans to attend the furnace party on April 27th. It's a fun filled episode as always, and we're glad to have you along! Enjoy, review, and try not to lose your lunch! P.S. Bunnies is code for butts. The Twits - Tyler Daniels - @drunkoncomedy Heather - @IB4ECeptAfterC Papa Ranty - @The Ranty Bastard

That's right kids - Heather D and TRB are BACK! Welcome to Rantyville makes it's official return after 9 months, and it's like we didn't miss a beat! Coming right back into your earholes to discuss our everyday lives, including "adulting classes", Heather D's new TV addiction, the frozen wall in the apartment, and of course Dear Abigail 4th Grade Whore. No filters here, so plug in your earbuds for another fun filled NSFW episode! The @'s Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC TRB - @TheRantyBastard

This week's show stars the longest running member of the Couch Party Crew, our pal Randy from the Miserable Retail Slave podcast. Despite not having done a show together in over a year, we jump right in and cover everything from elementary school nostalgia, the de-evolution of man (AKA millenials), shitty toys and more. There's rants. There's laughs. And a whole lot of listening enjoyment. So check it out, and subscribe to the Miserable Retail Slave podcast on your favorite podcatching app. Also, feel free to throw some 5-star iTunes reviews to BOTH shows if you like what you hear! The @s Randy - @MRetailSlave (Twitter) @miserableretailslavepodcast (IG) TRB - @TheRantyBastard (Twitter)

Join TRB this week as we reconnect with an old Couch Party friend. You'll enjoy a "spirited" conversation that ranges from cheating whores and armed tricycle robbery, to Hawaiian shirts and cum dungeons. Want to know who this fantastic Couch Party member is? Well just press play - and make sure to listen all the way to the end for a very special announcement!

Jake and Tom (from the amazing podcast "Jake and Tom Conquer the World") officially welcome TRB back to the mic in the first episode of the resurrected Couch Party. We catch up, we laugh, we bring you Thunderdome. So join us on the couch as we bring the Couch Party Crew back to life, and be sure to subscribe to Jake and Tom's show, as well as this one! The Twits - Jake - @FearTheJake

On this flashback episode of The Retail Rant, Ranty is joined by a member of the Couch Party Crew for the first time in studio. No Skype, just the honor of having the great Dr. Penrose rock the second mic in house. Enjoy!

Here's another one for Dylan - it's still the #1 Tale From the Uber. That's right - Megan's ride! Hand check!

A fan favorite for our good buddy Dylan, this episode includes what is still one of TRB's top 3 Tales From the Uber. Also, Heather isn't preganant yet in this episode! Enjoy!

It's been a while, I don't remember what's on this episode, so just listen and enjoy!

Scam callers try to waste our time, so let's return the favor!

The last episode, which was short lived, from TRB and Heather D.